CHAPTER X

URUGUAYAN MANNERS AND CUSTOMS

The temperament of the Oriental--Some merits of the race--The

Spanish Main as treated in fiction--Distinction between the

villains in print and in actual life--Civility as a national

trait--Courtesy of officials--The Uruguayan as a sturdy

democrat--A land of equality--Some local mannerisms--Banquets and

general hospitality--Some practical methods of enjoying

life--Simplicity versus ostentation--Some consequences of

prosperity--The cost of living--Questions of ways and

means--European education and its results--Some evidences of

national pride--The physique of the Oriental--Sports and

games--Football--The science of bull-fighting--Eloquence and the

oratorical art--Uruguayan ladies--Local charm of the sex--South

American institutions--Methods by which they have been

improved--The advantages of experiments--The Uruguayan army and

navy--Some characteristics of the police--Honesty of the

nation--Politics and temperament.

Life in Uruguay is perhaps best described by the German word

_gemüthlich_, an untranslatable adjective that savours in its

birthplace just a little of light beer, easy-chairs, cigar smoke,

steaming coffee, and an atmosphere of _camaraderie_. After which it is

necessary to come to an abrupt halt in this task of translation, since

the danger of dragging in a foreign word becomes evident when it is

necessary to introduce another in order to explain it. In any case,

this good-fellowship of the Uruguayan is of a far lighter order than

the Teutonic, and is only remotely concerned with the material matters

of life. Like the majority of the races of Iberian descent, the

Oriental is essentially sober in his tastes, and frequently of an

ascetic temperament. Such traits are inborn and natural, and by no

means the result of a campaign of schooling and self-repression. He

has not, for instance, found it necessary to undergo an outward

treatment of badges and blue ribbons nor to devote himself to a

special era of self-protection from the like of which the chastened

Anglo-Saxon is only just emerging.

For generations the Spanish Main has afforded a lucrative field to the

writers of pure sensationalism--if the word be allowed. Their choice

has undoubtedly been a wise one, and a judicious compound of fair

creoles, satanic dons, swashbuckling pirates, and heroes of the

tenderest age has proved an almost inexhaustible gold-mine of really

lurid fiction. Yet it cannot be said that this fervid literature has

led to a complete understanding of the South American character by the

British youth. As to the popular and stirring villainies, I will not

attempt to deny that in the past deeds have been enacted that were as

terrible as those which have shuddered in print between gaudy paper

covers. There were many beyond, infinitely worse, and altogether

unthinkable. But the perpetrators of these were seldom enough of the

stereotyped temperament as portrayed by the blood-and-thunder authors.

Alas for the double-dyed deceit that lurked between the terrific

drunken orgies! The real chief organisers of such colossal outrages as

have obtained went about their business with a directness that was

worthy of a better cause, and reddened the pages of history with a

strictly methodical and painstaking industry. Moreover, they were as

sober as an infant of eight at a Band of Hope festival.

But all this has very little to do with the present-day dwellers in

Uruguay, and their habits and customs. The atmosphere of the country

is essentially one of civility. If you would learn the temperament of

a nation, mark the behaviour of its humbler public functionaries! In

fact, one of the first steps that a student of national character

should take is merely to ask a policeman the first question that

enters the mind. In order to apply the severest test the query should

be a crassly foolish one. In France may be expected vivacious

expostulation, in Germany an explosion of imperative military sounds,

in Holland a placid non-comprehension, in Portugal a pathetic

eagerness to satisfy at all costs--I have tried all these, and more

beyond than would stand inclusion here without the risk of wearying.

The Uruguayan policeman, in his uniform of British pattern, is

essentially courteous, while the manners of the tram conductors,

railway guards, and those other genii of transit in whose hands the

fate of the traveller lies are equally to be commended.

[Illustration: THE PRINCIPAL PLAZA: MONTEVIDEO.]

[Illustration: THE HARBOUR: MONTEVIDEO.

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The absence of sycophancy that is characteristic of nearly all South

American Republics is especially marked in Uruguay. A sturdy democracy

is evident here even amongst those whose menial service is of the

nature to evoke professional obsequiousness in other parts of the

world. The waiter, for instance, will serve with brisk attention, but

at the end of the repast he will as often as not pocket the customary

tip as a matter of course that is unworthy of comment, to say nothing

of thanksgiving. At the same time, it is certain that he would bear no

grudge against a well-acquainted patron who had omitted the ceremony

altogether. At a genuine Uruguayan hotel the returning guest who has

been fortunate enough to win the esteem of the hall porter will find

his hand cordially grasped in greeting by that official. The Banda

Oriental is a country of discrimination and individuality where

personality counts and where popularity is a very material asset.

Such a land as this is undoubtedly a home of opportunity.

The hospitality of the higher classes is proverbial. Indeed, reputable

conviviality of all kinds is at a premium. In Montevideo the occasions

for the giving of banquets are numberless. Thus if a man has achieved

something in particular it is necessary that a banquet should mark the

event, if he has expressed his intention of achieving anything in

particular, a banquet forms the appropriate prelude to the work, and

if he has failed to do anything in particular, there is nothing like

one of these selfsame banquets to console him for the disappointment.

It is, in fact, much to the Uruguayan's credit that he contrives to

extract a vast deal of enjoyment from life in a comparatively homely

and unostentatious manner. The race meetings here, for instance, are

most pleasant functions, although the horses are not burdened with the

responsibility of those tremendous stakes that prevail in some other

parts. The theatres, too, although they obtain the services of

excellent companies, are moderate in their charges--moderate

considering the usual scale that prevails in South America, that is to

say.

The advent of a prosperity, however, that now seems more definite than

ever before has produced a similar effect upon household expenditure

as in the neighbouring countries. The cost of living has risen by

leaps and bounds during the past two or three years--a fact that

salaried foreigners resident in the country have found out to their

somewhat acute inconvenience. In the Campo, naturally enough, this

phenomenon of ways and means has not occurred. When live stock and

acres are numbered only by the thousand such annoying matters as

house-rent and the butcher's bill fail to carry any significance.

Nevertheless, in Montevideo the former has practically doubled itself

within the last half-dozen years, and all similar items have followed

suit as a matter of course. But the rise in the price of land

signifies prosperity, and is at all events welcome enough to those

directly interested in the soil.

South America, taken as a whole, is a continent whose inhabitants are

not a little addicted to ostentation. The phase is natural enough in

view of the conditions that obtain in so many of the Republics. In the

case of the pastoral countries, even in quite modern times the broad

lands had lain comparatively valueless until the introduction of the

freezing process for meat and the opening up of the great wheat and

maize areas sent up the price of the soil by leaps and bounds. Yet

even prior to this era a certain amount of prosperity had prevailed,

and young South Americans had become accustomed up to a certain point

to wend their way for educational purposes to France and to England,

and thus to assimilate European ideas with those that prevailed at the

time in the republics of the south.

The sudden advent of overflowing wealth thus found them to a great

extent prepared to introduce the most high-flown of modern ideas into

the life of their own country. No doubt the very consciousness of

these riches that, head for head, undoubtedly far surpass that of the

dwellers in the old continent, caused the South Americans to fling

aside the last vestige of pastoral simplicity and to make the roots of

this great wealth of theirs bud out into residential palaces and

entertainments of a rather fabulous order. Since they had shown

clearly enough that their material gains had surpassed those of

Europe, what more natural than that they should endeavour to prove

with equal conclusiveness their ability to outshine the continent of

their ancestors in the ornamentation and luxuries that follow

automatically in the footsteps of fortune! Surely the trait is nothing

beyond the proof of a healthy rivalry.

The Uruguayan is curiously free from all evidence of this ostentation.

The life he leads is well supplied with comforts, but its tendency is

simple. Thus, although a very fair number of well-turned-out carriages

and motor-cars exist in Montevideo, they are seldom to be seen

parading to and fro in imposing processions along an avenue or street

specially adapted for the purpose, as is the case in many other

cities. Rather less rigorous tenets, moreover, obtain in the case of

the costume of the male city dwellers, and the whole atmosphere of the

country, in fact, is one of plain comfort that has little concern with

outward display. Uruguay, for the present, at all events, has retained

its democracy. Whether it will continue to do so when the national

wealth has become more consolidated is another matter.

The physique of the Uruguayan men is of a distinctly high order.

Well-set-up and fresh-complexioned, they represent a favourable

testimonial to the climate of the country. In all equestrian exercises

they are, as may be imagined, past masters, and they have proved

themselves apt pupils at sports and games of all kinds. As is general

throughout almost the length and breadth of South America, football is

much in vogue here, although, owing merely to the scarcity of the

population, the ubiquitous game is less played in the country

districts than is the case in Argentina.

The art of bull-fighting still obtains in Uruguay, notably at Colonia,

on the banks of the river, where a large new edifice has been erected

for the benefit of this, I think, regrettable sport. _Espadas_ from

Spain frequently come out to perform here; but with the exception of

Colonia, that attracts the tourist class from abroad, the haunts of

bull-fighting lead only a precarious existence in the Republic.

The Oriental is undoubtedly a man of deeds; but in his case the

tendency to action is not effected at the expense of speech. He is,

indeed, a born orator, and on the slightest provocation will burst

forth into a stream of eloquence that can be quite indefinitely

continued. In any case, it is pleasant enough to listen to the

resounding periods in which the customary lofty sentiments are

couched, but it is as well to bear in mind that the oratorical effort

may mean very much--or very little.

Uruguay, more especially its capital, is well-found in the matter of

femininity. Indeed, ever since it became a full-blown city Montevideo

has been celebrated for its pretty women. This fortunate state of

affairs has now become a well-recognised fact, in which the masculine

portion of the community takes an even greater pride than does the sex

more directly involved. Should a patriotic Montevidean be engaged in

conversation with an interested foreigner, the chances are that it

will not be long ere the confident question is asked: "And our

señoritas, what is your opinion of them?"

In such a case there can be only one opinion--or expression of

opinion. Conscience may be salved by the reflection that it is as

difficult to find a woman without some stray claim to beauty as it is

to light upon a dame of sixty without a grey hair. In both cases the

feature may be hard to see. If so, it must be taken for granted. In

the case of the Montevidean señorita no such feat of the imagination

is necessary. To the far-famed graces of her sisters throughout South

America she adds the freshness of complexion and the liveliness of

temperament that are characteristic of the land.

Indeed, to conceive these lighter virtues, added to the natural

Spanish stateliness, is to picture a very bewitching feminine

consummation. Much has been written concerning the señoritas of

Uruguay, and yet not a line too much. Their own kith and kin have sung

their praises with all the tremendous hyperbole of which the Spanish

tongue is capable. White hands, bright eyes, raven hair, and a

corresponding remainder of features that resemble all pleasant things

from a dove to the moon--the collection of local prose and verse on

the subject is justifiably enormous.

The Montevidean lady has now, of course, become essentially modern.

She rides in a motor-car, plays the piano instead of the guitar, and

has exchanged the old order in general for the new. Yet the same

vivacity, courage, and good looks remain--which is an excellent and

beneficial thing for Montevideo and its inhabitants. Indeed, the beach

of Poçitos or the sands of Ramirez shorn of their female adornment

would be too terrible a disaster to contemplate even on the part of

the most hardened Oriental. And at this point it is advisable to

forsake for the present the more intimate affairs of the people,

leaving the last word to the ladies, as, indeed, is only fitting--and

frequently inevitable.

The majority of South American Republics--or rather of those in the

lower half of the continent--are keenly alive to the benefits of many

of the European methods and institutions. Although each of these

countries possesses a strong individuality of its own, the generality

of these younger nations have almost invariably shown themselves eager

to graft to their system foreign methods of organisation that have

stood the test of time and that have not been found wanting.

Indeed, in matters of practical progress the citizen of the more

enlightened South American Republics is blessed with an unusually open

mind. This condition has naturally borne fruit in experiments, and it

is this very tendency to receptiveness that has frequently laid these

States open to accusations of irresponsibility. Often enough the

charge has proved entirely unjust, since it was based on nothing

beyond a too fervent outbreak into an experimental region from which

it was hoped to extract remedies and innovations that should tend to

the betterment of the Republic.

The direction of the public services affords striking instances of the

kind. The navy, army, and police of the more progressive of the

republics are usually modelled on European patterns. The navy is

usually conducted on the English system, the army follows German

methods, and the police copies as closely as possible the

time-honoured principles of what is undoubtedly the finest force in

the world, the English constabulary. Uruguay follows this procedure

only in part. The kit of the troops here is of the French, rather than

the German, pattern; and although the naval uniforms throughout the

civilised world are all more or less alike, that of the Uruguayan does

not resemble the British as closely as do some others, notably that of

the Chilian. The costume of the Oriental police, however, helmet and

all, is almost exactly the counterpart of the British, although it

boasts the additional adornment of a sword and of spats.

The work of the Uruguayan police, moreover, is to be commended for a

lack of officiousness and fussy methods. They are little concerned

with larceny, and with the similar forms of petty dishonesty, for the

nation, as a whole, is endowed with a strict sense of the sacredness

of property. The trait is to a large extent inherent in all the

nations of the River Plate; but in this instance it may well be that

it has become even more accentuated by the drastic methods of General

Artigas at the beginning of the nineteenth century, whose abhorrence

of theft and whose exemplary castigation of the crime may well have

left an impression that has endured for almost a century.

I have already referred to the sobriety of the Uruguayan. Perhaps for

the reason that he is of a more openly jovial temperament he is

slightly more addicted to looking upon his native wine when it is red

than is the Argentine or Paraguayan. But the cases where this occurs

are isolated enough. Indeed, in the matter of sobriety the Uruguayan

can easily allow points to almost every European nation. The majority

of crimes that occur to the east of the River Plate are neither those

brought about by dishonesty nor drink. They are far more frequently

the result of differences of opinion and of old-standing feuds that

are avenged by the knife and revolver, for the Uruguayan, though

courteous to a degree, is quick to resent offence, more especially

when the umbrage given is brought about in the course of a political

discussion.

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