Oh, I hate that d--n word, Buster."

"Hit is a bit narsty," assented the boy.

"--we feel obliged to return your poem entitled 'To Bessie.'"

"Confound them!"

Unfolding the poem, Moore ran his eye over its neatly written lines.

At this moment the door behind him opened softly, and Bessie crept in as

quietly as any mouse. Buster saw her, and, leaning over the table,

asked his master to read him the rejected verses.

"Certainly, Buster, since you wish it," said Moore, good-naturedly. "It

will help on your literary education."

"That hit will, sir," said Buster, stepping where he could motion Bessie

to remain silent without being detected by his master.

"'To Bessie,'" announced Moore, beginning to read, little thinking that

the girl was so near.

"Tho' brimmed with blessings, pure and rare,

Life's cup before me lay,

Unless thy love were mingled there

I 'd spurn the draught away.

"Without thy smile the monarch's lot

To me were dark and lone,

While, with it, even the humblest cot

Were brighter than his throne.

"Those worlds for which the conqueror sighs

For me would have no charms,

My only world thy gentle eyes,

My throne thy circling arms."

Suddenly a pair of soft round arms were around his neck, and the poem he

had just read with such love and tenderness was plucked from his grasp

without warning.

Moore sprang to his feet with a low cry of surprise.

"Bessie," he said, incredulously. "You?"

"Don't you know me?" she asked with a little pout, as Buster, followed

by the bulldog, stole discreetly from the room. "Have you forgotten how

I look so soon?"

"Forgotten?" he echoed. "Is it likely, Bessie?"

"You seem surprised to see me."

"I can't deny that," he answered in wonder. "Forgive me if I ask to what

I am indebted for this visit?"

"Oh," said Bessie, indifferently, "I came to see if you have written any

more poems about the Prince. Tom, how could you do it? He was so fond

of you."

"That may be," replied Moore, assuming a dignified air, "but I can't let

friendship interfere with my politics."

"Then it was your duty, Tom?"

"It was my duty," he answered, gloomily.

"I think you were unpardonable," said the girl.

"I see," replied Moore, "you came to reproach me, Bessie."

"What a deceitful fellow you are," she went on, shaking her pretty head

in a sad way.

"I am," admitted the poet. "I am. Go on, Bessie, don't spare me."

She advanced a step or two as he, at a loss to understand why she was

thus baiting him, turned bitterly away.

"I can't spare you," she said sternly.

"So it seems," he murmured, not looking at her, lest the sight of her

girlish beauty make the pain in his heart too great to be endured.

"I can't spare you," she repeated, "I can't spare you," but this time

her tone was one of loving tenderness and he turned to look at her in

surprise.

She was standing with outstretched arms, her face eager and adoring, the

old light shining soft and clear in her eyes.

"Without you, Tom, there is no happiness for me. Tom dear, Tom darling,

can't you see I 've come here because I love you?"

"What?" he exclaimed, and then, mindful of past disappointments, he

raised his hand imploringly. "You are sure you are not joking this

time?"

"Joking?" she repeated, advancing toward him. "Let this assure you."

As she spoke she kissed him full on the mouth, not once but thrice.

"Now are you convinced I am in earnest?" she asked shyly.

"Partly," he replied, still unable to fully realize that she had

surrendered at last. "Convince me some more, Bessie."

Then as she kissed him again, he folded her in his arms and held her to

his heart so tightly that she released herself with a little gasp.

"Please remember, sir, that I have to breathe," she remonstrated.

"I forgot everything, except that I had you in my arms," he answered.

"Ah, Bessie darlin', my heart was breaking for you. I love you so much,

dearest."

He embraced her again, and pressed her soft cool cheek to his, and it

must be admitted she appeared to enjoy this proceeding as much as he

did.

"Sure," he whispered, "if heaven is half as sweet as this let me die

to-morrow."

"You took the blame to save my father. Oh, Tom, I 'll never forgive

you."

"Keep on not forgiving me," he suggested, for she had given him another

kiss.

"I made him tell me," said she, complying with his request before

sitting down by the table, "but the next day you had gone."

"I know," said Moore, "I went out into the country. It helped me, as it

always does. It comforted me, but not as you have done."

"And while you were gone I came here every day to see if you had

returned."

"What is that?" he demanded. "You came here, dearest?"

Bessie nodded gleefully.

"I did not miss a day, not even Sunday," she said.

"That little devil of a Buster!" cried Moore, glaring around the attic

in quest of him. "The imp! Wait till I lay my hands upon him!"

"He didn't tell you, Tom?"

"Not a word. If I had known, it is no sight of me the trees and the

fields would have had."

Bessie rose from her chair, and stepping back a little distance, looked

archly at her lover.

"Have you forgotten what you said?" she asked.

"Since I don't remember, I think I must have," said Moore puzzled.

"Then I 'll tell you, sir."

"That's good of you, Bessie," said he.

"You told me I would have to ask you to marry me," she answered, a

little timidly. "Tom dear, I love you; will you be my husband?"

"This is so sudden," said Moore, and he sat down in the chair she had

vacated.

"What is your answer, Tom?" she asked, almost anxiously.

"I 'll have to be wooed further before I give it," he declared, keenly

relishing the situation.

"I 'll do it," she murmured. "I 'll do it. Tom, I love you better than

all the world. With all my heart and soul I love you."

She knelt beside him and drew his head down on her shoulder.

"I love you," she whispered again, and held him close.

"But," he sighed in happy endurance of the unwonted attentions he was

receiving, "Why do you love me so desperately? Is it because of my

beauty or my goodness?"

"It's both, Tom."

"Oh, I have it," he exclaimed, "it's my wealth."

"Tom," she said reproachfully and rose to her feet, but before she could

reprimand him for his last assertion his arm was around her waist.

"Bessie dear," he said solemnly, "do you know, for a moment in the joy

of your coming I forgot my poverty."

"I did not, Tom," she answered.

"You are an angel of love and beauty, dear girl; you have taken a load

from my heart and brightened my life this day. I can't tell you how I

adore you, how grateful I am for what you have said to me, but I cannot

marry you."

"Tom," she cried reproachfully. "Do you think I do not know of that

wretched bargain to which you were driven by that terrible publisher?"

"Who told you?"

"Mr. Sheridan."

"Will that old Irishman never learn to keep his mouth shut?"

"Never, while he can do good to a friend by opening it, Tom."

"I 'll sue him if he keeps on."

"That does n't seem to do much good, dear lad; I 've been suing ever

since I came here this afternoon, and I do not seem to have accomplished

anything. Tom, say we shall be married soon, there 's a dear."

"Bessie," he said slowly, holding her at arm's length, so that he could

look deep into her eyes, "I 'll have to get a clerkship somewhere before

that can be. My whole literary work is mortgaged for the future."

"You shall not keep that wicked agreement, Tom."

"Oh, Bessie, a promise is a promise," said Moore. "When I have found a

position I 'll consider your proposal of marriage. Can't you see, dear,

what poor proof of my love for you it would be to allow you to share my

present lot? Think how we should struggle, perhaps almost starve."

"I should not care if I were with you," she said.

"But I, Bessie? It would break my heart to know you were bearing such

desolation for love of me."

"Where there is love there can be no desolation."

Moore's voice shook as he answered her, but he remained firm in his

determination.

"You are the bravest girl in all the world, Bessie, but even your sweet

words shan't make me close my eyes to the truth. We will go on as we

are now. I 'll fight it out, and when I am satisfied that I can offer

you one tithe of what you deserve, if God wills that I succeed, I 'll

come to you with open arms. I 've no head for business. It's a new

world I 'll have to conquer, dear. We must wait and I 'll not let you

bind yourself to me. Perhaps there will be some one else some day--"

She stopped his mouth with a kiss.

"How can you be so cruel?" she half sobbed. "There can never be any one

but you."

"But," he said mischievously, "you took so long to make up your mind, I

thought--"

"Tom, you don't love me or you would not tease me so."

"Oh, if you are to be believed, teasing is no sign of indifference,"

said Moore. "It's a leaf from the book you wrote me this last year that

you are reading now, Bessie!"

"You are so obstinate," she sighed. "Ah, Tom, you will succeed in spite

of all. I know you will."

"Then, dearest, let us wait. Think, how can I expect you to obey me as

my wife if you disobey me as a sweetheart?"

"But," said the girl, pouting, "I am not used to being rejected."

"_I am_," said he. "It is good experience."

"I suppose I 'll have to let you have your way."

"I suppose you will, Bessie."

"Father is coming after me in half an hour," she continued, taking off

her hat as she spoke.

"So soon?" responded Moore, regretfully.

There was a knock on the door.

"Come in," said Bessie, quite at home as lady of the house.

"What is that?" said Moore, looking at her.

"Come in," she repeated, blushing as she realized her presumption.

"So you have established yourself already?" said the poet, his eyes

twinkling, as he opened the door.

It was Mrs. Malone, resplendent in the best her wardrobe could afford.

_Chapter Twenty-Three_

_THE POET HAS CALLERS AND GIVES A DINNER-PARTY_

"Good avening, Misther Moore. Oh, it's yourself, Mistress Dyke? The

top of the afternoon, darling. I just dropped in for a moment to tell

yez the news."

"Ah," said Moore, hopefully, "the rent has been lowered, I suppose?"

"You will have your joke, Misther Moore," chuckled the landlady, sitting

down in the chair Moore placed for her.

"And you 'll have your rent, eh, Mrs. Malone?"

"Tom," said Bessie, "do be still. What is the news, Mrs. Malone?"

"You are a couple of gossips," declared Moore, sitting on the table

between Bessie and the old woman. "Oh, well, scandal is the spice of

life they say."

"Well," began Mrs. Malone, in a tone appropriate to the importance of

her story, "it seems that Sweeny, who kapes the grocery next door but

two, has been having throuble with his darter."

"My, oh, my!" exclaimed Moore, properly horrified at the unfilial

behavior of the young person mentioned.

"Hush, Tom,"

"Why don't he spank the girl?" demanded the poet. "If my daughter--"

"Tom!" said Bessie, giving him a reproving pinch.

"Well, I mean if ever I have a daughter."

"When you have will be time enough to tell about her, won't it, Mrs.

Malone."

"Faith," said that hopeful old female, "I luvs to hear young couples

planning for the future."

"Go on out of that," said Moore, shaking with laughter, while Bessie was

visibly discomposed. "You make me blush, Mrs. Malone."

"I niver t'ought I 'd do thot," observed the landlady. "I t'inks that

must be one of your kump'ny manners. Howiver, to continyer."

"I would if I were you, Mrs. Malone."

"Well how can I, if yez kape on bletherin'?"

"I 'm silent as the grave, Mrs. Malone."

"Jane Sweeny is the purtiest gal in the neighborhood--"

"Bar one, Mrs. Malone, bar one," interrupted Moore.

"Prisent company is always accepted," said the landlady, politely

wagging her frilled cap till it creaked in its starchy immaculateness.

"If you had been here a few moments ago, you would have heard it

refused," said Bessie, ruefully.

"Who is interrupting now?" demanded Moore in wrathful tones.

"Well, the lassie has took up kapin kump'ny on the sly wid some strange

laddybuck, whom nobody knows a t'ing about, and will hardly look at the

dairyman's son Ike, wid whom she has been thrainin' these t'ree years."

"The faithless hussy!" ejaculated the poet, in scathing condemnation.

"Hush!" said Bessie, now scenting a love story, and correspondingly

interested.

"So Isaac--that's the son of the dairyman, you know--"

"I 'm satisfied on that point, if the dairyman is," observed Moore,

wickedly.

Bessie took a pin from her dress.

"I 'll punch you with this if you don't behave, Tom Moore."

"Is that a joke, Bessie?"

"Yes, you 'll think so."

"Well, I won't be able to see the point of it if you perforate me. Go

on, Mrs. Malone."

"So he swore he 'd get even--"

"The dairyman? Oh, then he _did_ have his doubts after all? Whom did

he suspect, Mrs. Malone?"

Moore leaped off the table just in time to escape a vicious thrust from

the pin, as Mrs. Malone, good-naturedly indifferent to his interruption,

continued her recital.

"Ike thracked the fine fellow home, or at least as far as he could, and

though he lost sight of him without locatin' his house, he learned

beyond all doubtin' that he is a great gentleman of wealth and fashion."

"Ike is? I 'll have to look him up if that is so," said Moore,

pleasantly. "Evidently the dairyman was right to be suspicious, and

what does Mrs. Dairyman say now?"

"I 'm not talkin' about Ike," replied Mrs. Malone, scornfully. "It's

the strange lad who is the rich man."

"Oh, I see, Mrs. Malone. I thought you had discovered the reason for

the dairyman's suspicions. Now I think he was quite unreasonable to have

his doubts."

"Go on, Mrs. Malone. I think it is delightfully romantic," said Bessie,

paying no attention to the remarks of her lover.

"Romantic!" repeated Moore, in a disgusted tone. "Sure, put a bit of a

scoundrel after a lass of lower station and instead of shouting for the

watch she always says 'How romantic!'

"You will have to leave the room, if you speak again before Mrs. Malone

has finished her story," said Bessie, severely.

"So, by hook or by crook, who should get wind of Misther Gay Spark, but

Sweeny himself."

Mrs. Malone paused dramatically, that the awful news of the situation

should have time to take effect.

"Oh, dear!" said Bessie, "how terrible for poor Jane. Do tell me the

rest without delay. I 'm getting so excited."

"I 'll not sleep to-night, thinking of it," declared Moore. "Really,

Mrs. Malone, you do wrong to harrow up our feelings in this thrilling

manner. Well, Jennie is discovered, and then--?"

"Then Sweeny learned that the unknown gintilman was to meet her

to-night."

"How did he learn that?" asked Moore, greatly interested.

"From Jane."

"That girl talks too much. She does n't deserve to be the flame of such

a spark," said the poet, utterly disgusted with the heroine of the tale.

"Niver mind thot. So Sweeny has locked up the gal in her room--"

"Alone?"

"Faith, who would be likely to be with her, sorr?"

"Well, you said something about a gay incognito, did n't you?" suggested

Moore.

"I niver did in me loife. I 'll have yez to understand, Misther Moore,

I 'd scorn to use such profane langwidge. I 'm a dacent Catholic, as

Father O'Houlihan will tell yez, if yez ask him."

"I 'll ask him the next time I see him," said Moore. "It is always best

to be sure about these things. But go on, Mrs. Malone."

"Where was I?"

"You were locked up in the room with Jane Sweeny."

"I wuz not, sorr."

"I 'm sure it could n't have been with Sir Incognito," said Moore,

shocked.

"If I wuz locked up wid Jane Sweeny how could I be here now?" demanded

the landlady.

"Perhaps you made a ladder of the bedclothes, and let yourself down from

the window," suggested the poet.

"I did not, sorr," replied Mrs. Malone, quite puzzled by the web in

which her lodger had entangled her.

"Then I 'll give it up, as I never was a good hand at conundrums," said

Moore, bubbling over with merriment. "Go on with your story about

Father O'Houlihan's gay friend."

"Well anniehow, Isaac and Sweeny and some other of the byes is laying

for Masther Gay Spark."

"For what purpose, Mrs. Malone?"

"For what do yez t'ink?"

"Perhaps they wish to present him with the freedom of the city and a

service of silver plate."

"Not much," said Mrs. Malone. "They are going to bate his head off for

him, thot's what they are going to do."

"Are n't they good-natured, Bessie?" said Moore. "I hope he will see the

humorous side of the affair and treat it all as a joke."

"Well, it will be no laughing matter," said Mrs. Malone, stoutly. "As I

said before, they 'll make jelly of Masther Gay Spark."

"How terrible!" said Bessie, half frightened.

"Quite," said Moore. "He 'll have a sugary time I 'm thinking, for if

heaven don't preserve him, Sweeny will turn him into jelly. I 'm afraid

he will be badly jammed one way or another."

"Who can this strange gallant be?" asked Bessie.

"By Gad, what if he were Sir Percival?" exclaimed the poet, struck

suddenly by the thought.

"You don't think so, Tom?"

"No, dear," said Moore, soothingly, "no such good luck I 'm afraid."

"Well, I t'ink I must be goin'," observed Mrs. Malone, rising from her

chair reluctantly. "Good avenin' to yez both, darlin's. Oh, there will

be doin's to-night, there will be doin's."

"Tell the dairyman I sympathize with him in his domestic

disappointments," said Moore, "and give my regards to your friend Master

Incognito, though he is a naughty boy. And a word to you, Mrs. Malone.

Don't trust him too far yourself. I 'd never be alone with him, if I

were you, for it is best to be on the safe side always,"

"Stop your tazing me, Tom Moore, or I 'll take you across me knee and

give you what you deserve," retorted the landlady, with a broad grimace

which was quite in keeping with her portly person.

Moore opened the door with a bow in his most drawing-room manner, and

having bestowed upon Bessie a ponderous courtesy, the old woman waddled

out, running into Mr. Sheridan, who, being about to enter, was thus

rudely thrust back against Mr. Brummell, who, elegantly attired as

usual, was directly behind him.

"Zooks!" exclaimed the Beau plaintively. "Sherry, I told you that you

should not drink that last glass. You have ruffled my cravat in a most

shameful manner."

"I beg your parding, gintlemen," said Mrs. Malone, remorsefully, "but

divil a bit did I see yez."

"Mistress Bridget, no apologies are necessary," said Mr. Sheridan,

graciously. "How well you are looking to-day."

"D'ye t'ink so?" giggled the ancient dame, more than tickled by her

great countryman's condescension.

"On me honor," replied Mr. Sheridan. "You agree with me, don't you,

George?"

"Entirely," drawled Brummell, "entirely, 'pon my soul. How d' ye do,

Tom?"

Moore's face beamed with delight as he saw who his visitors were.

"I 'm fine," he said. "Come in, friends, and make yourself easy."

"Mistress Dyke," murmured Brummell, with a courtly bow.

"Mistress Moore that is to be," corrected Moore, proudly, "whenever I

can afford such a luxury."

"What did I tell you, George?" said Sheridan, delightedly, nudging the

Beau with his elbow.

"Do be careful, Sherry," replied Brummell, warningly. "Tom, I

congratulate you."

"So do I," said Sheridan. "You have a cheerful den, Tommy. Here is a

home for you, Brummell."

"Does Mr. Brummell need a home?" asked Moore, waving his guests to the

most comfortable of the chairs.

"Faith, the Beau is better at breaking them than making them," remarked

the elder man, with a chuckle.

"Zooks!" drawled Brummell, "that reminds me of an execrable jest of

which the Regent was guilty a fortnight ago. 'Why am I like a farmer?'

he inquired of Percy Lovelace, who politely confessed that he could

detect no resemblance. 'Because,' said his Highness, 'I keep a rake

within reach,' and pointed with his monocle at Richard Brinsley."

"That is a mighty bad pun, I 'm thinking," said Moore to Bessie.

"Tom," she said warningly, "are you not already sufficiently out of

favor?"

"Pooh, Bessie, these lads are my friends. Tell me the news, you old

gossip. Am I still in disgrace?"

Sheridan shook his gray wig dolefully.

"You are, Tommy, I regret to say," he answered. "The Regent honors you

with his personal profanity almost daily."

Brummell took a dainty pinch of snuff and proceeded to change the

subject.

"Have you heard of the Prince's quarrel with Mrs. FitzHerbert?" he

asked.

"No," said Moore, "have those turtle-doves had a falling out?"

"Oh, it won't last long," said Sheridan, "but while it does endure it is

a mighty warm little spat."

"What caused the trouble if I may ask, Sherry?"

"The drollest reason," said the Beau with a dignified smile. "You 'll

never guess it, Tommy."

"Then I 'll not try."

"Tell him, Sherry," said the Beau, adjusting his ruffles.

"She became angry because the Regent visited his wife late in the

evening without a chaperon," laughed the old Irishman.

"My, oh, my!" exclaimed Moore, horrified. "Has the Prince no sense of

decorum?"

"How goes the world with you, children?" demanded Sheridan, kindly. "Do

you manage to exist without the approval of royalty?"

"We are getting on somehow. I have enough to eat, almost enough to

drink--"

"You are indeed fortunate," interjected Sheridan. "I cannot recall any

period in my career when I had anywhere near enough to drink."

"You must remember, Sherry," said the Beau, languidly, "every Irishman

does not have a bottomless pit where nature usually places a stomach.

Your pardon, Mistress Dyke, for using so corporeal a term."

"Well, to continue," said Moore, "besides the possessions already

enumerated I have a roof over my head, and these same luxuries I can

offer to my wife when I get her."

Bessie looked up at him lovingly as he sat down on the arm of the chair

she occupied.

"We will be so happy," she said shyly to Mr. Sheridan.

"And we will need no chaperon, I 'm thinking," said Moore.

"I 'll wager you won't," said Sheridan, wisely. "Well, George, let's get

on our way."

"What's that?" said Moore, quickly. "Get on your way? Not much. You

are going to stay to supper with us."

"Well," said Sheridan, who had risen in a hesitating way, "I--"

"Oh," said Moore, divining the cause of his countryman's embarrassment,

"it is true that you won't get much to eat, but you are more than

welcome to whatever there is; and besides, think of the company you will

be in."

"That last decides me, if Mistress Dyke extends the invitation," said

Sheridan, yielding in response to a nod from the Beau, who had decided

to remain.

"Tom speaks for both of us," said Bessie. "Don't you, Tom?"

"Yes, and some day I 'll listen for both of us, no doubt. That will be

when she points out my faults, lads. You must stay. Bessie will make

the tea--that is, if there is any tea. If there is n't any, she 'll mix

the whisky."

"Good," said Sheridan, smacking his lips.

"But there is tea," said the girl, opening the caddy which she found in

the cupboard.

"Just our luck, eh, Sherry?" said the poet, disconsolately.

Buster entered at this opportune moment and busied himself, with the

assistance of Bessie, in preparing the simple meal.

Moore drew the chairs into position by the table as Bessie laid the

plates.

"You are to sit there, you disreputable old Hibernian," said he,

assisting Sheridan to a seat on the right.

"Your place is there at the end, Fashion Plate. I 'll preside just

opposite you across the festive board, and Bessie shall sit on your left

hand."

"Is she heavy?" inquired Sheridan, interestedly, as he sat down.

"I 'm speaking metaphorically," the poet rattled on. "How goes the play,

Sherry?"

"'Pizarro' is certainly doing a fine business," replied the aged

dramatist. "The public likes blood and thunder."

"I suppose you sent a box to the Dutchman that wrote it?" said Moore.

"On the contrary, Tommy, I think he should buy one to see how his play

should have been written in the first place," replied Sheridan, not at

all disconcerted, for he made no bones about admitting his indebtedness

to Kotzebue for his last great success. "For my part, I 'm afraid

Anacreon might not appreciate some of the Odes as now rendered according

to the gospel of Thomas."

"Well, he was dead when I tackled him," retorted Moore.

"Which no doubt saved you from answering at the bar to the charge of

manslaughter, for I 'm sure he 'd never have survived the heroic

treatment you gave him."

"Tea is ready," announced Bessie, opportunely.

"Good," said Moore. "Buster, bring the wine."

"But there hain't none," responded the lad.

"Bring it, anyway. Any one can bring wine when there is wine, but it

takes a smart boy to fetch it when there is n't any."

"Hi hain't smart henuff," said Buster.

"It is of no importance, Tom," said Brummell, graciously.

"Since when?" demanded Moore in surprise. "How is that, Sherry?"

"I never drink," said the elder man, waving aside the idea of alcoholic

indulgence with a gesture of fine contempt.

"No?" asked the poet, wonderingly. "Oh, I suppose you have it rubbed

into your skin by your valet."

At this moment Bessie, having finished setting the table, sat down in

the chair pulled out for her by Sheridan and the Beau in gallant

competition, and the supper began.

"Will you say grace, Brummell?" asked Moore.

"Say it yourself," drawled the Arbiter of Fashion, smiling lazily at his

hostess.

"But, his Highness thinks me a graceless rogue," objected the poet, "so

it would be an act of treason for me to prove him a liar."

"Well, then, I 'll say it meself," volunteered Sheridan, with a wink at

Moore.

"Good man. Hush, now, every one."

Sheridan rose from his chair and leaning over took possession of the

bread plate.

"Ah," said Moore, knowingly, "then it is to be 'Give us this day our

daily bread,' eh, Sherry?"

"You are away off the scent, Tommy," responded the dramatist in a

superior tone. "Nothing so conventional would be appropriate for this

festive occasion."

"Do go on, Sherry," advised Brummell, "I am growing disgracefully

hungry."

"Anything to oblige, Beau. See, friends,

'There's bread here for four of us:

Thank God, there's no more of us!'"

Sheridan sat down amidst the laughing approval of the others.

"That," observed Moore, "is what I call a curst fine bit of

prayer-making. Sherry and I like our prayers like our

liquor--concentrated."

"Your remark is a trifle paradoxical," commented Brummell. "Yes,

Mistress Bessie, sugar and milk both."

"Brummell has a sweet tooth," said Sheridan, taking the cup Bessie

passed him.

"And Bessie has a sweet mouth," said Moore, buttering his bread

generously.

"I suppose you know all about that, Tom?"

"Trust me for that, Sherry."

"That sort of credit is easy for an Irishman to obtain," said the old

gentleman.

"With Bessie?" inquired Moore. "That shows you have never tried,

Sherry."

"He does n't know whether I have or not, does he, Mistress Bessie?"

"Of course he does n't," chimed in the girl, coquettishly. "We don't

have to tell him all our little frolics, do we?"

"I 'd hate to if I hoped to retain his friendship," chuckled the wit.

"It is like confident youth to imagine itself ever the only favored."

"Look here," said Moore, aggressively, "there will be enough of this

supper, such as it is, to go around handsomely without trying to spoil

my appetite with your base innuendoes, you old scandal-school maker."

"He is jealous," observed Sheridan. "Just have the kindness to remember

my age, Thomas."

"How can I when you yourself do not?" asked the poet, slyly. "Brummell,

pass the butter. If it's stronger than you are, shout for help."

"You wrong the article," said the Beau, handing over the desired plate.

"It's quiescence is most amiable."

"That reminds me," Moore remarked thoughtfully, "of a scheme I have for

increasing the volume of the milk given by the cow."

"Volume?" repeated Sheridan. "D' ye mean the way the tale is presented

to the public?"

"Well, if you let the bovine offspring remain too adjacent it's bound in

calf the lacteal fluid would be," replied Moore.

"Faith, the animal should be brought to book for that," returned

Sheridan.

"She 'd probably turn pale at the thought and kick over the cream,"

retorted Moore.

"Dear me!" cried Bessie, "what brilliant gentlemen, are they not, Mr.

Brummell?"

"Yes, Mistress Dyke," answered the Beau, "_they are not_."

Bessie laughed at the unexpected termination of the Beau's remark.

"A couple of silly punsters, 'pon my honor," sighed the exquisite,

nibbling his bread daintily.

"I think, Sherry," said Moore, "after that rebuke we had better be less

witty. I 'll tell my story later on. The bill of fare includes

chicken, gentlemen."

"Oh, Tom," said Bessie, shocked, "how can you fib so?"

"In the shell, Bessie, in the shell," explained the host, holding up an

egg. "Cold and hard, but so young it would melt in your mouth. Then

comes bread-and-butter and tea."

"My favorite dish, believe me," declared Brummell.

"Then comes tea and bread-and-butter. Next, some cups and saucers and

knives and forks."

"D'ye think we are ostriches?" demanded Sheridan.

"Then comes the best of all, gentlemen, the dessert."

"And what may that be, Tommy?"

"Well, it _may_ be custard pudding--"

"Ah!" said Brummell in an approving tone.

"But it _is n't_," continued Moore. "It is something even sweeter and

softer."

"Don't arouse my curiosity further," pleaded Sheridan.

"Well, then, we are to have kisses for dessert."

Sheridan and the Beau applauded noisily while Bessie blushed in a most

becoming manner.

"How is the dessert to be served, Tommy?"

"I kiss Bessie," said Moore, exultantly. "Then comes your turn,

Sherry."

"Ah!" said that gentleman, smacking his lips in anticipation.

"Then comes your turn, Sherry. You kiss Brummell."

The wit gave an exclamation of disappointment, while the rest of the

party laughed heartily.

"Really, Tom," said the Beau, "this egg is delicious."

"Sure it is," replied his host. "We raised that one on the bottle,

didn't we, Bessie?"

Meanwhile he had helped himself to another, and cracking the shell,

turned away with an exclamation of disgust.

"Oh, Lord!" he exclaimed, holding his nose. "Bessie, I knew I ought to

have hurried home with that egg if I wanted to eat it. Faith, it is too

much a chicken to be an egg, and too much egg to be a chicken. Buster,

accept this with my compliments."

Buster obediently carried away the cause of the trouble and stowed it

outside on a corner of the window-sill, reserving it for use as

ammunition at some future time.

"I never drank such tea, Mistress Bessie," said Sheridan, passing his

cup to be refilled. "Really you are an enchantress."

"She enchanted me years ago," said Moore.

"I suited him to a tee the first time I saw him," said Bessie, laughing.

"A pun is the lowest form of humor," said Moore, severely.

"And therefore at the bottom of all true wit," said Sheridan, coming to

his hostess's defence like the gallant old Irishman he was.

"It seems to me you two are very thick," said Moore, critically. "I 'll

have you to understand, Richard Brinsley, that I am not to be treated

with contempt."

"I think Irish whisky would be what I should treat you with, Tommy."

"A happy thought," cried the poet. "Buster, the Dew of Heaven."

"Some 'un just knocked, Mr. Moore," said the boy.

"Then open the door, you gossoon."

Buster did so, and Lord Brooking stepped quickly into the room.

_Chapter Twenty-Four_

_TOM MOORE HEARS OF A POLITICAL APPOINTMENT_

"Lord Brooking," cried Bessie in surprise, rising from the table. "I

thought you were still on the Continent."

"Not I, Mistress Dyke. I returned yesterday. So, Mr. Moore, you have

been getting into trouble, have you?"

"Did you ever hear of an Irishman who was able to keep out of it long?"

asked Sheridan, waving his hand in greeting to the young nobleman.

"Your lordship has come just in time. Buster, call that bulldog away

before Lord Brooking bites him. Get another plate, lad. Sherry, move up

and make room for his lordship."

"There hain't any more plites," said Buster in a hoarse whisper.

"Then get a saucer," commanded Moore, gaily.

"No, no, Tom," said his lordship. "I 've just dined."

"Oh, you know you are welcome," said Moore. "Don't be too polite if you

are hungry."

"I could n't eat a mouthful," said Lord Brooking.

"That's d--n lucky!" whispered Moore to Sheridan.

"Tut, tut, Tom," quoth that staid old party. "Profanity is a luxury and

should be used not abused."

"That's like an obedient wife," said Moore. "Your lordship, this is an

impromptu banquet to celebrate my engagement to Mistress Dyke."

"Is the engagement an impromptu?" asked Sheridan.

"No, we got it by heart," said Moore.

Brummell clapped his pretty hands in delight.

"Egad," said he, "I 've not heard such verbal fireworks this six

months."

"So you are betrothed, Tom?" said Lord Brooking.

"The darlin' has made me say 'Yes' at last," said Moore in an apparently

bashful tone.

"Mistress Dyke," said his lordship, taking her hand and kissing it, "Tom

is indeed a lucky man. I wish you both all the happiness you deserve.

Hang me, if I 'm not envious, Tom. I 've half a mind to marry myself."

"It takes a smart man to marry himself," commented Moore, "but it is

economical."

Brooking sat down and crossed his legs in an easy attitude.

"I have news for you, Tom," said he. "News that I fancy will please

you."

"Have you found me a long-lost uncle, childless, wifeless, and worth a

million?"

"Not exactly."

"What, then, your lordship? Surely not a long-lost son?"

"I have endeavored to secure you the appointment of Registrar of the

Admiralty Court at Bermuda. The salary of the office is five hundred

pounds yearly."

"Bermuda?" echoed the poet, hardly able to believe his ears.

"Where the devil is Bermuda?" asked Sheridan, taking snuff.

"That is where the onions come from, you ancient ignoramus, but its

geographical location does not matter tuppence," said Moore. "If you

get the place for me, sir, I will accept it gladly, and I thank you more

than I can tell for the attempt, whether you succeed or not."

"Pshaw," said Lord Brooking, "wait until I put the appointment in your

hands, Tom."

"Ah," said Bessie, softly, "your lordship knows how grateful we both are

for your many kindnesses."

"Say no more about it," replied the young nobleman, blushing like a

girl. "If I may truthfully congratulate myself on having made the world

brighter and life's path easier for two such deserving friends, I have

gained a satisfaction no money could ever purchase."

Moore shook his patron's hand with a grip that conveyed more than any

words of thanks could have done.

"Tommy, my boy, don't you need a private secretary?" inquired Sheridan.

"Thank you, I 'll have no such lady-killer in my official family,"

replied Moore.

"I congratulate you both," said Brummell, "but we will miss you when

Bermuda claims your society."

"You shall still be in touch with the world," said Sheridan. "I 'll

write you all the scandal once a week."

"It will take a pound for postage if you write it all, Sherry," said

Moore, dubiously.

"And I," said Brummell, rising, pompously, "will keep you informed of

the changes I deem advisable to make in the fashions."

"That's mighty good of you, Beau."

"Oh, that will be splendid," said Bessie. "I will set all the styles on

the island."

"Not much," said Moore, horrified. "To do that, Bessie, you would have

to wear fig-leaves."

"Promise me, Tom, that you will let me know if the black ladies are as

pretty as they say?" said Sheridan.

"I will investigate that matter myself," responded the poet, winking

slyly at the dramatist.

"Indeed you will do nothing of the kind, Tom Moore," said Bessie in an

indignant tone.

"Certainly not," said he. "Sherry, you are a wicked old man to even

suggest such a thing."

"I was always fond of brunettes," said Sheridan, calmly, "like you,

Tom."

"What horrid things men are!"

"Old men are," assented Moore. "Sherry, you are a shocking old rascal."

"He is no worse than you, Tom," said the girl.

"Not half so bad, on my honor," observed the elder gentleman.

"You are so, Mr. Sheridan," said the girl, changing front immediately.

"See, Sherry, you can't abuse me with impunity," declared Moore with a

chuckle.

"I 'll abuse you with profanity if you do not stop flaunting your

amatory success in my venerable countenance," tartly retorted the gay

old Irishman.

Lord Brooking looked at his watch.

"Jove!" he exclaimed, "I had no idea it was so late. I must be off."

"So soon?" asked Moore, regretfully, as his lordship rose to his feet.

"I 'm due at Lady Fancourt's amateur theatricals in ten minutes."

"So am I," said Brummell, smoothing his ruffles.

"And I also," said Sheridan. "Is your cab waiting, Brookie, me boy?"

"I think so," responded his lordship. "I 'll be glad of your company.

Will you risk close quarters with us, Brummell?"

"Not I, Brooking," said the Beau. "I prefer not to disarrange my

costume by crowding Sheridan."

"Aye," said Moore. "An Irishman 's a bad thing for an Englishman to

crowd too far. Since you are going to walk, George, I 'll honor myself

by seeing you out of the neighborhood. Such swells as you are tempting

game, and there is many a dark alley only too handy."

"Good night, Mistress Dyke," said Lord Brooking, bowing low over her

hand.

"Good night," she said sweetly, "and thank you again."

"Promise that once in a while you will write me how fortune treats you

if you go to Bermuda."

"Every month," answered the girl, her eyes bright with the gratitude

which filled her heart. "God bless you, sir."

"Good night," said his lordship again, and stepped out in the hall.

Sheridan kissed Bessie's hand, and purposely lingered over it so long

that Moore shook his fist at him.

"Easy there, Sherry, easy there."

"Selfish man!" murmured Sheridan, as he followed Brooking. "Good night,

Mistress Dyke."

Brummell bade good night to his hostess and joined the others in their

descent as Moore, after making a feint of putting a kiss upon Bessie's

hand, at the last moment transferred it to her smiling lips.

"You won't be longer than is necessary, will you, Tom?"

"I 'll not be half that long," said he, running after his guests, who

were now well on their way down the first flight of stairs.

Bessie turned from the door with a rapturous sigh, only to receive a

reproachful glance from Buster, who was sternly regarding her.

"Wot 'll become hof my morals hif these hindearments continyers?"

thought the lad, vaguely jealous. "Hit's henuff to turn one hagin

mater-ri-mony, that's wot hit his. Hi thinks Hi 'll jine a monkery."

"To Bessie," murmured the girl, kissing the poem as she drew it from her

breast, little suspecting Buster's doubtful frame of mind. "Buster, you

may clear away the tea-things after you have had your supper. I must go

down and tell Mrs. Malone the good news."

"Well, hif she harsks arfter me, say Montgomery Julien Hethelbert sends

'is luv," said the boy, more cheerfully.

"_Montgomery Julien Ethelbert_," said the girl, opening the door.

When she had closed it behind her, Buster addressed himself disgustedly

to his pal, Lord Castlereagh.

"Montgomery Julien Hethelbert," he repeated in high disdain. "Hain't

that an 'ell of a nime for a sporting cove like me?"

"Wuff!" barked the dog, in sympathy.

_Chapter Twenty-Five_

_SIR INCOGNITO RECEIVES A WARM WELCOME_

The gentleman whose attentions to Jane Sweeny were causing so much

excitement in the neighborhood favored by her residence, little

suspecting that a warm welcome was there in preparation for him, let

himself quietly out of a little private door in the rear of his great

mansion and turned his steps cheerfully towards their rendezvous. He

seemed to be in fine spirits, for once or twice he checked a whistle as

it was about to escape from the lips he had unconsciously pursed as he

strode quickly along.

It seemed to be his wish to avoid recognition, for he kept his face

hidden as much as was rendered possible by his up-turned cloak collar

and wide, drawn-down hat brim, though this desire upon his part seemed

to grow less imperative as he left the fashionable locality in which he

lived, and turning down a side street, followed a course that twisted

and turned from poor neighborhood to even poorer, then on till the

respectability of the locality was once more on the increase until he

found himself on a shabby street not far from the one on which the

establishment of Mrs. Malone was situated. The spot at which he had

arranged to meet Sweeny's daughter was now near at hand. The gentleman,

who was tall and well shaped, though slightly inclined to corpulence,

strolled leisurely along the street, evidently confident that his

charmer would not fail to be on hand promptly at their trysting place,

but much to his surprise, when he arrived there was no one waiting for

him. He paused, gave an exclamation of disappointment, and, drawing out

his watch, stepped nearer the street lamp that he might see if he had

anticipated the time appointed for his arrival. The timepiece assured

him that he was several minutes behind the chosen hour, and after

swearing softly to himself, he pocketed it and turned, intending to

stroll leisurely up and down the street until the tardy damsel should

put in an appearance.

At this moment a stalwart youth, with eyes set widely apart and the jaw

of a pugilist, walked softly across from the opposite side. So

noiseless was his tread that the first comer did not discover his

proximity until he had approached within a yard or two.

"H'are yer witing for some 'un?" demanded the unprepossessing youth,

whose name it is almost a needless formality to announce was Isaac.

"What is that to you, sir?" replied the gentleman, haughtily,

contemptuously regarding his questioner.

"W'y, sir, Jine harsked me--"

"Oh, Jane sent you then?"

"Ha!" cried the younger man, triumphantly. "Hi wuz sure yer wuz the

cove. There hain't no doubt habout it now."

"Perhaps you will be kind enough to inform me as to the reason for this

sudden ebullition of delight?" said the gentleman, puzzled by the

youth's behavior, and, if not alarmed, not exactly at ease as to the

probable developments of the immediate future.

If his eyes had been a trifle more used to the semi-darkness of the

street, particularly at the places midway between the flickering

lanterns, on whose incompetent illumination depended the lighting of the

great city after nightfall, the elegant stranger would have perceived

that his interrogator was not alone. Several little groups had emerged

from convenient doorways and cellars, and, clustered in the denser

shadows for temporary concealment, awaited a prearranged signal to

advance. These sinister-looking individuals were armed with weapons

still more sinister,--knotty cudgels, heavy canes, in one instance an

axe handle and in another a spade, new and unsullied as yet by labor.

"Ho, Hi 'll be kind henuff, don't 'ee fear," sneered Isaac, and with a

quick movement he snatched his felt hat from his bullet head and slapped

it viciously across the face of his companion.

Immediately he received a blow on the chin straight from the shoulder of

the insulted gallant, which dropped him, an inert bundle of clothing, in

the filth of the gutter.

"Down with the swell!" yelled an enthusiastic lad, armed with an empty

quart bottle, as the crowd surged forward from both sides, scattering

across the street to cut off all chance of their game's escape.

The object of their hostile intentions threw a hurried glance around him

and, realizing the futility of attempting to break through the ranks of

his enemies, gave an exclamation of despair. Escape seemed impossible,

yet surrender was not to be thought of, for the fate in store for him at

their hands was only too plainly evidenced by their demeanor. Turning,

he ran up the steps of the house immediately behind him and tried the

door. It was locked and made of material far too tough and seasoned to

yield to the impact of his weight, as he found when he had hurled

himself with crushing force against it.

Meanwhile the mob had almost reached the steps which at their highest

point attained an altitude of about eight feet. If he ran down to the

street it would be only to rush into their clutches; unarmed as he was

he could not long successfully defend the stairs; then what could he do?

"Watch!" he yelled at the top of his lungs. "Watch! Watch to the

rescue! Murder! Watch! Help!"

The united force of his pursuers halted in front of the house where he

had vainly endeavored to secure an entrance. The game was trapped and

their plan had met with success quite unqualified, unless the

insensibility resulting from the tremendous punch which Isaac's jaw had

received from the gentleman now at bay at the top of the steps could be

regarded in the light of a serious reverse. The disposition of the

still unconscious youth's companions seemed to be to regard his

misfortune in the light of a joke, though their obvious intention was to

add this example of the strange gallant's prowess to the total of the

score for which they expected to secure settlement in full without

further delay.

"'Ee 's an 'ansome pusson, hain't 'ee?" remarked one facetious

individual in the front rank of the crowd assembled at the bottom step.

"A blooming Prince Charmin'," assented a heavy-browed ruffian, resting

his great cudgel on the railing. "Oh, but he are n't a circumstance to

what he will look when we have altered his countenance a bit."

"It stroikes me the spalpeen has been powdering his mug," growled

Sweeny, his little eyes blazing with a ferocious light. His lips, damp

and red, were wolf-like as his tusk-shaped and scattered teeth bit deep

into them in his rage. "He 's pale loike."

"Watch! Watch!"

"Call, sorr, call. It's no good the watch will do yez this noight. Ye

'll git a bating now that ye will carry the marks of to your dying day."

"I 'd rather be excused, sir," replied the gentleman, coolly. "Unless I

mistake, I have not the honor of your acquaintance."

"I 'm Sweeny, Jane's father."

"Indeed? How do you do, Mr. Sweeny?" politely inquired the girl's

admirer.

"I 'll be better when I 've pounded you to a pulp," growled the old

Irishman, taking a new and firmer grip on the club he held.

"Then why delay, friends? Let us have it over with at once," suggested

the hunted gentleman, smiling as pleasantly as though he were inviting

divers acquaintances to partake of biscuits and tea.

"Bli' me, hif 'ee ain't a well-plucked cove," said the lad with the

bottle.

A murmur of admiring assent ran through the crowd. It would be much

greater sport to beat so valiant a gentleman to death than to thrash a

low-spirited coward such as they had anticipated encountering. These

worthy and unworthy denizens of poverty-stricken dwellings, for in the

assemblage there were both honest and dishonest, like most of their rank

in society, were firm believers in the theory that fine clothes and a

high-bred manner were reliable indications of a cowardly spirit and

physical weakness. To so suddenly have their ideas on this subject

proved incorrect was a surprise more startling than would be at first

imagined.

Sweeny felt that his followers were wavering in their allegiance, and

fearing lest further delay might result in a behavior on their part

unsatisfactory to him personally, he gave a growl of wrath and rushed

fiercely up the steps waving his cudgel. The gentleman calmly and

skilfully kicked him in the mouth and sent him hurling backward down on

the heads of his friends, bloodstained and well nigh insensible. This

bit of battle decided the action of the mob, and, excited by the sight

of their leader's blood, they pressed resolutely up the steps. It was

quite impossible for the hunted gallant to beat back such a force as was

now attacking him, and, fully realizing this, he made no such attempt.

Instead, he tore his cloak from about his shoulders and threw it over

the heads of the foremost of his opponents, leaped quickly on the

railing of the steps and sprang wildly and hopelessly towards the

parallel flight which led to the front door of the adjacent house. He

reached the rail with his hands, but his weight was too much for him

when coupled with the terrible force with which his body struck the side

of the steps, so, with a groan of despair, he fell in the areaway. He

tumbled feet first on a grating leading to the cellar of the house,

which gave way and precipitated him into the depths below, as his

pursuers, mad with the excitement of the chase, rushed down the stairs

from which he had made his daring leap. It looked as though it might go

hard with the unknown gentleman, valiant and resourceful though he had

proven himself.

_Chapter Twenty-Six_

_TOM MOORE'S SERVANT PROVES A FRIEND IN NEED_

Buster ate a hearty supper and fed Lord Castlereagh with the scraps.

This done, he was about to proceed with the dish-washing, a kind of toil

for which he had a more than ordinary contempt and dislike, when the

sound of shouting in the street attracted his attention.

For once in his life the boy had failed to ascertain the news of the

neighborhood of that day, and as he had been absent when Mrs. Malone

conveyed to his master the intelligence of Sweeny's purposed ambush of

Jane's unknown swain, he had had no tidings concerning that important

happening, so was not the active participant in the adventure that he

would otherwise have been. This being the case, he was quite at a loss

to account for the sounds of tumult below.

"My heye!" he remarked to the bulldog, whose curiosity was similarly

aroused, "wot a rumpussin'. Who 's getting beat hor married, Hi

wonders?"

Sticking his head out of the window, the boy could discern nothing down

in the dark street. It was quite evident that the voices which had

attracted his attention proceeded from one of the narrow lanes running

at right angles to the larger thoroughfare on which the lodgings of

Moore fronted.

"Somebody 's risin' a bloody hole row, your lordship. Well, we keeps

hout of it this once, don't we?"

The bulldog gave a whine of dissent. He saw no reason for remaining

quiet when such unexcelled opportunities for vigorous contention were

being offered gratuitously below.

Buster shook his head sadly.

"Halas!" he observed in a melancholy tone. "That hole gladheateral

spirit hof yourn his never horf tap. You h'are a blooming hole pugilist,

that's wot you h'are. You horter be hashamed of yourself for wantin' to

happropriate somebody else's private row."

Lord Castlereagh felt unjustly rebuked and retired to his favorite

corner, apparently losing all interest in the hubbub, which continued

below, growing gradually less noisy as though the cause were slowly

departing from the immediate neighborhood. Suddenly the dog's quick ear

detected an unwonted sound coming from the rooftops, and with a growl,

spurred on by his still unsatisfied curiosity, he ran across the room to

the window by which his master in the old days had been wont to evade

the vigilance of Mrs. Malone. Buster followed him, and, looking across

the undulating surface made by the irregular roofs,--a sort of

architectural sea rendered choppy by uplifting ridge-poles and gables of

various styles, cut into high waves and low troughs by the dissimilar

heights of sundry buildings, with chimneys rising buoy-like from the

billowy depths, which in the darkness were blended softly together by

the mellowing and connecting shadows,--he saw the figure of a man emerge

from the scuttle of a roof perhaps two hundred feet distant. At the

same moment there came a howl of fury from the street below, which grew

louder, as though the crowd from which it emanated were streaming back

in the direction of Mrs. Malone's residence. The fugitive, for that he

was such could not be doubted, beat a hurried retreat across the roofs,

tripping, falling, crawling, but ever making progress and nearly always

hidden from the point at which he had effected his entrance to the

house-tops by the friendly shelter of intervening chimneys and gables.

All at once a burly form leaped out of the scuttle from which the first

comer had emerged. This newly arrived individual carried a club and was

followed out on the roof by half-a-dozen companions of the same ilk.

Straightening up to his full height, while gingerly balancing on the

nearest ridgepole, the fellow caught a glimpse of their prey crawling up

a steep roof quite a little distance further on towards the window from

which Buster was now intently watching the chase.

"There he goes, lads. He is right in line with that tallest chimbley,"

bellowed the leader.

"Aye, aye! After him! After him!"

An answering howl came from the street, and, sliding, running and

stumbling, the pursuers began to follow the fugitive across the

housetops. Then they lost sight of him, and for a while completely

baffled, searched in a scattered line, slowly advancing, investigating

each possible hiding-place as they came to it, urged on by the growling

of the mob patrolling the street below. Suddenly one of their number,

the lad armed with the huge bottle, tripped over a broken clothesline

and fell headlong into the V-shaped trough formed by the eaves of the

two adjacent houses. He found himself rudely precipitated on the body

of the hunted man, who had lain snugly concealed at the very bottom of

the roof-made angle, but before he could do more than utter one choking

scream, the fugitive, despairing of further concealment, silenced his

discoverer with his fist, and with the rest of the pack in full cry at

his heels, began again his wild flight over the roofs. Fortune favored

him once more, and the band hunting him was forced for a second time to

pause and scatter in close scrutiny of the ground over which the fleeing

gallant had made his way. Then Buster saw a tall figure creep out of

the gloom cast by a huge chimney, which, shadowing a roof near by, had

enabled him to crawl undetected from the hiding-place that he had found

beneath the eaves of an unusually tall building, near the house from the

attic of which the boy was now excitedly tracing his line of flight.

Buster's sympathy was all with the fleeing man. To sympathize was to

act, and having found the rope-ladder which used to serve his master as

a means of exit by the window when prudence dictated such an evasion, he

tumbled it out, at the same time attracting the hunted gentleman's

attention with a friendly hiss.

"This w'y, sir, this w'y," whispered Buster, silencing the threatened

outcry of Lord Castlereagh with a commanding gesture. "Keep low has you

can till you gets 'ere. The big chimbley 'll keep 'em from seeing you

till you 're safe hup, sir."

Crawling rapidly along on his hands and knees, the much-sought gentleman

managed to gain the necessary distance without being discovered, and

sheltered by the grim outlines of the huge chimney Buster had indicated,

he climbed laboriously up the ladder to the window of Moore's attic.

The boy held out a welcoming hand and assisted him to enter. Once in,

the stranger gave a sobbing sigh of relief, and groped his way to a

chair. The moon, till now providentially bedimmed, came out from behind

the froth of clouds and the light entering the window fell full on the

new-comer's flushed face.

"Blow me!" cried the boy in astonishment. "Hif it hain't the Prince hof

Wyles!"

_Chapter Twenty-Seven_

_THE POET REGAINS ROYAL FAVOR_

"You know me?"

"Hi just does, your 'Ighness," replied the boy, dragging up the ladder

as he spoke.

This he deposited in its usual hiding-place before turning to his royal

guest, who was still panting from the exertion of his flight.

"Put out the light," directed the Prince, pointing to the candles on the

mantel.

"Ho, no, your 'Ighness. That 'd make them suspicious," dissented

Buster.

"Perhaps you are right," said Wales, reflectively.

"Per'aps Hi his," admitted the boy. "Hi ain't hallus wrong, you know,

your 'Ighness."

"What place is this, my lad?"

"This," replied Buster, grandiloquently, "his the palatial residence of

the famous poet, Mr. Thomas Moore."

"Moore!" repeated the Prince in astonishment. "Fatality pursues me."

"Hif that's wot wuz harter you Hi don't wonder you cut stick," said the

boy, cautiously peering out of the window.

"To while away a tedious evening I sometimes assume a disguise such as

my present adornment and go out in search of adventures," said Wales,

condescending to explain his present predicament.

"Yessir," said Buster, "Hi knows Jine Sweeny myself. You h'are the

pusson Hi saw with 'er the hother night."

"Did you recognize me?"

"Not then, sir, your 'at wuz pulled too low."

"Perhaps you knew that a demonstration was being prepared in my honor

this evening?"

"Not I, your 'Ighness. Ho law! but hit's lucky Hi saw you. They 'd

likely have beat your 'ead horf you, your Majesty."

"That seemed to be their intention," assented Wales, "nor have they yet

abandoned the idea, if I interpret their present activity correctly."

"Hif they manages to trice you 'ere, wot 'll we do?" demanded Buster, as

the sounds on the roofs outside drew nearer.

"What would you suggest?" asked the Prince, quite calmly.

"You 'd 'ave to tell 'em who you are."

"Ah!" said Wales, doubtfully, "but would they believe me? Hardly, my

good lad."

"Hush, your 'Ighness, they are near hat 'and."

The inmates of the garret could now plainly hear the scuffling steps of

the men on the nearest roof as they slid and slipped on the inclines.

"Where the h--l can he have gone ter?" queried a piping voice.

"That's the wine merchant's clark," announced Buster to the Prince.

"Yes? What did you say his name was?"

"Hi did n't s'y," replied the boy guardedly.

Wales laughed pleasantly.

"You are a wise lad," said he. "What are they doing now?"

"You 've got 'em puzzled, your Tghness. They his puttin' their bloomink

'eads together. Now they 're a 'untin' agin."

"No trace of him here."

"He came this way, I 'll swear."

"Three he has put his mark on this night. Sweeny, Isaac, and Welch's

Will."

"Will?"

"Aye, the lad with the bottle. He 's lying out on the eaves yet."

Buster gave his guest an admiring look. Such prowess was deserving of

all commendation. Wales caught the glance, and chuckled softly.

Whatever shortcomings might be laid at the door of the gentleman

destined to be the fourth George, cowardice was not one of them.

"Never mind, lads," said another voice. "He cawn't git away. The

street is watched and all we have to do is to hunt him up."

"We hain't a doin' hit. Hat least not has I sees."

"Stop your croaking, Blount. D' ye think he could climb to that

window?"

"Now for it," murmured Wales.

"Naw, 'ee hain't no bloomin' bird to fly hup ten foot o' wall, his 'ee?"

"Scatter, then. That way there, over to the right."

In obedience to this instruction the party were heard moving off with

uncertain steps and Buster turned away from the window with a sigh of

relief.

"Hi fawncies you 're sife, your Majesty," said he.

"Agreeable intelligence, I must admit," sighed the Prince, assuming an

easier position. "My subjects possess the virtue of persistence."

"Yessir, they dearly loves to club a swell cove hif they think 'ee his

arfter their lydies."

Steps sounded in the hallway and the Prince rose quietly to his feet,

prepared to renew the struggle.

"Don't be halarmed, your Tghness," said Buster, reassuringly. "Hit's

only Mr. Moore returning."

"Do not acquaint him with my presence," said Wales. "I will make myself

known when I think best."

"Yes, your 'Ighness."

The Prince stepped behind the curtain separating the poet's bedchamber

from the sitting-room and there awaited developments in silence. Moore

opened the door and ushered in Mr. Dyke.

"I thought Bessie was here," he said in surprise as he noted her

absence.

"Mistress Dyke went down to hinterview Mrs. Malone, sir," explained

Buster, in a quandary as to how he should act. A prince, of course,

could not be lightly disobeyed, but at the same time he felt qualms at

the thought of what his master, not suspecting the presence of royalty,

might chance to say.

Moore solved the problem for him unknowingly.

"Then go down," said he to Buster, "and tell my future wife that her

former father is here."

Buster, relieved at the removal of responsibility, quickly left the

room. Mr. Dyke looked around at the bare, unsightly walls and sadly

shook his head.

"To think I should bring you to this, Thomas," he said, remorsefully.

"Sit down, Mr. Dyke, and have done with lamentations. So long as I do

not complain, you surely have no reason to find fault," said Moore,

cheerily.

"No, Thomas, I feel I must confess the truth to the Prince."

"What nonsense," said Moore, firmly. "No, no, Mr. Dyke, for you to

confess that you wrote the poem satirizing his Highness would be the

height of folly. I doubt if it would do me any good, and it certainly

would completely ruin you."

"I know," began the old man, but Moore interrupted him.

"I much prefer things as they are," he said. "Allow me to choose, Mr.

Dyke."

"You do not know the pangs of conscience I have suffered."

"More likely it was indigestion, sir."

"You took the blame for my folly. I went free, but your brilliant

career was cut short."

"Very short," admitted the poet, who was seated on the table,

comfortably swinging his legs. "But the shortening is frequently the

most important part of the dish."

"Your rising star was plucked cruelly from the sky before reaching its

zenith."

"Between friends, you can omit the poetry," suggested Moore. "It seems

like talking shop if I may say so without offence."

"I see you are resolved," said the old man weakly.

"Ah, yes," replied the poet, jumping off the table, and approaching his

future father-in-law, he laid his hand kindly on the old man's shoulder.

"It is all for the best, sir," he went on with a sincerity that was

convincing. "I did not know, I was not sure, that your daughter loved

me. She, bless her pretty head, was too full of life and laughter to

read her own heart. My adversity has brought her to me with

outstretched arms and a love more tender, more true, than even I dreamed

it could be. No, no, sir. Keep your mouth shut to please me."

"It is really your wish that I do this?"

"Sure it is," replied Moore, satisfied that he had carried his point.

"But the Prince, Tom?"

Moore's face saddened, but he rid himself of his regret with a shrug of

the shoulders.

"Poor man," he said. "He thinks harshly of me, no doubt. Ah, well,

perhaps it is better so, Mr. Dyke. And yet I 'd be easier in my mind if

he knew how I regard him. I have no feelings save those of friendship

and gratitude in my heart for him but he 'll never know."

"Yours is a generous soul, Thomas."

"To-night I can say as truly and fondly as on that evening his favor

plucked me from poverty and failure, 'God bless the Prince Regent.'"

"It is needless to say I echo that sentiment, Mr. Moore."

Moore turned with a low cry. The Prince had stepped noiselessly from

behind the curtain to the centre of the room, and stood with a smile on

his face, enjoying his involuntary host's surprise.

"Your Highness," stammered Moore, for once thoroughly abashed. "Your

Highness!"

"Aye, Wales himself. Good evening, Mr. Dyke. It seems that I have

wronged you, Moore."

"Your Highness heard?"

"Every word, gentlemen."

"I am not sorry," said Mr. Dyke, softly.

"But," said Moore, rallying from his astonishment, "how came your

Highness here?"

The Prince's eyes twinkled, but his face was grave, almost solemn.

"For that information, sir, I must refer you to your neighbor, one Mr.

Sweeny."

"Then you, sir, are the gay spark?"

"No doubt a spark, since I shall make light of my adventure, but in

reality not so very gay."

Bessie came hurrying along the hall and flinging open the door entered

breathlessly.

"Oh, Tom, Tom," she cried. "The hall below is full of men. They are

searching for the strange gallant who won Jane Sweeny from the grocer's

son."

The Prince took a pinch of snuff.

"Egad!" said he. "A remarkable achievement, it seems. I 'm beginning

to be proud of it."

"The Prince!" exclaimed the girl in amazement.

"An uninvited guest, Mistress Dyke," said his Highness, jovially.

"And therefore doubly welcome, sir," returned Moore, at the door

listening to the murmur that came from below. "Your Highness, they are

coming up I am afraid. They have traced you here."

"Devilish awkward," muttered the Prince, looking around for a weapon; "I

shall have to fight, I fancy."

"No, no," said Moore. "That is no way to get out of this mess. We

would be beaten down in a moment."

"_We?_"

"Aye, Sire, Mr. Dyke, you and I. I have a better scheme, if you will

trust yourself to me."

"I prefer you to our friends."

"Then hide in the next room," said the poet, drawing back the curtain.

"I 'll get them off your track or my name is not Tom Moore. Whatever

you hear, don't stir out, your Highness."

Buster entered in a rush.

"Ho, sir," he panted, "the 'ole parcel hof 'em his a-coming hup!"

"Hush!" said Moore. "This way, Sire."

Wales obeyed his host's instructions and vanished in the adjoining room,

his manner still cool and unruffled.

"Buster, can you lose those rascals in a chase over the roofs?"

"Hi can, sir," replied the boy valiantly. "Hi 'll give 'em such a run

has they reads habout hin their primers."

Moore tossed him an old hat and coat from the cupboard.

"The way is clear, lad," he said, peering out the window. "Out with you

and when I whistle show yourself somewhere and then run like the devil.

When you are tired, drop your hat and coat and you 'll be safe."

"Drop nothing," said Buster. "Hi knows too much to be guilty hof hany

such shocking waste as that."

He hurried out of the window, landing on the roof below as lightly as

any cat, as the sound of the approaching mob grew louder. There was but

little time to spare, and Moore wasted none of it.

"Bessie," he commanded, "lock the door behind us when we go out in the

hall. When I sing, you scream for help at the top of your voice. Then,

whatever I say swear to like a darlin'. Come, Mr. Dyke."

Moore grabbed the old gentleman by the arm and hurried him out in the

hall as the first of Wales' pursuers set foot on the flight of stairs

leading to the attic.

"The Harp that once thro' Tara's halls

The soul of music shed,

Now hangs as mute on Tara's walls,

As if that soul--"

A woman's scream rang through the house.

"Help! Help! Tom! Help!"

"Bang!" went the locked door, kicked in by Moore, who rushed into the

room with a yell, followed by Mr. Dyke.

"Out of the way, darlin'," he whispered to Bessie. "I 've got to give

myself an awful flaking."

Immediately the poet began a struggle all over the room with an

imaginary adversary.

"You would, would you?" he shouted at the top of his lungs. "Then take

that, you raparee! And that, and _that_. Help! Mr. Dyke! My, but he

is strong."

He seized the table and upset it, then danced around the room like one

possessed, dealing terrific blows to the air. He clutched the contents

of the cupboard and sent the china crashing in fragments on the floor.

The chairs he beat up and down and back and forth against the walls.

For all the world it sounded as though a mad bull were rushing around

the room dealing destruction on every side. Then he put his fist

through two panes of glass and paused in his performance, standing by

the window with heaving chest as the mob led by Sweeny rushed into the

attic.

"Oh, friends," he cried between gasps, "you come too late."

"Too late for what, Mr. Moore?"

"To help me, you spalpeens. A big devil, six feet and a half high and a

mile broad--I mean a mile high and six feet broad--Oh, a curst big lump

of a lad--climbed into the window and laid violent hands on this lady,

my future wife, who was here alone--"

"The strange laddybuck," cried Sweeny. "The omadhaun we 're afther

now."

"He locked the door so I could n't get in and laid hold of her. Didn't

he, Bessie?"

The girl lied shamelessly.

"And I screamed," she finished, glad to add a little truth to her

falsehood.

"I kicked in the door and grabbed the villain. Mr. Dyke and I both

grappled with him, but he was too much for us and beat us down and

leaped out on the roof."

The crowd surged up to the window with a howl of rage, and Buster bobbed

into view on a distant gable.

"There he is now," cried Dabble, who was one of the mob.

"Aye, aye, after him."

Sweeny took command.

"You four, Dabble, Blount, Williams and Lake, out of the window and over

the roofs again. The rest of us will guard every door in the

neighborhood."

The chosen four dropped from the window, and the crowd, Sweeny still in

the lead, rushed out and downstairs as frantically as they had come up,

leaving the attic to Moore and his guests. The poet sat down on an

upset chair and breathed a sigh of relief.

"It's a comedian I am," said he. "Bessie, how does Drury Lane do

without me?"

"I don't know," said the girl. "I am sure I could n't."

"My, oh, my!" panted Moore, "but you are learning the right things to

say at the right time very quickly, Bessie."

The Prince emerged from his hiding-place.

"Bravely done, Mr. Moore," said he, laughing a little. "Egad, I 'd not

trade this evening for any other in my experience."

"No?" asked Moore.

"Not I, sir. You rid us of them very neatly."

"For a while, your Highness. They may return."

"True," said Wales, "so we had best lose no time in getting help."

"Your Highness is right," said the poet, beginning to restore the room

to something like its old appearance. "Father-in-law, run out and--"

"Let me arrange this," interrupted the Prince. "Mr. Dyke, if you will

carry this ring to the house of Sir Percival Lovelace, you will find him

at supper. Tell him of my predicament and say I bid him take such steps

as he may deem best to extricate me from this misadventure without

betraying my identity."

Mr. Dyke took the ring held out to him by the Prince.

"I 'll make haste," he said, and toddled out and down the stairs as fast

as his legs could carry him.

Wales accepted the chair which Moore placed for him.

"Sir," said he, "you have a talent for intrigue."

"Ah, Sire," said Moore, ingenuously, "if it were not disrespectful, I

would return the compliment. Your Highness must have passed an exciting

evening."

"Quite true, Mr. Moore, but I fancy I can do without such excitement in

the future."

"I rejoice to hear you say that, your Highness," said Moore, sincerely.

"Indeed, Mr. Moore? And why so, if I may ask."

"Because," said the poet so winningly that it was quite impossible for

even a prince of the blood to take offence, "'The First Gentleman of

Europe' is too proud a title to be lightly risked."

Wales grew red and bit his lip.

"I accept your reproof," he said. "It is not undeserved."

"Not reproof, your Highness. Friendly advice, nothing more."

"As you would have it, Mr. Moore," responded the Prince, wearily.

Meanwhile Bessie had found the teapot to be one exception to the general

ruin wrought of Moore's household utensils.

"Would it please your Highness to have a cup of tea?" she asked,

timidly.

"It will delight me much, Mistress Dyke. May I inquire when you intend

to honor Mr. Moore by becoming his wife?"

Bessie flushed up prettily and looked at her lover.

"The wedding would take place to-morrow if I could afford it," said

Moore, righting the table and brushing it off with his coat-tail.

"Then I take it you cannot afford it?" said his Highness.

"Not just at present," said Moore, cheerily. "I trust your health

continues to be of the best, your Highness?"

"I thank you, yes, but I have heard no such singing in my favorite

drawing-rooms as when you were wont to frequent the haunts of the _beau

monde_."

"I have been out of town," said Moore, calmly, as Bessie brought the tea

to the Prince in a cup which had escaped the general smash-up. The

Prince sipped its contents in high good humor.

"Delicious, Mistress Dyke," he declared, "your husband will be a

fortunate individual."

"There is but one grief which intrudes itself upon his happiness," said

the girl, tremulously, "the disfavor of the Prince, who in his darkest

hour won from him both love and gratitude by his generosity."

"Hush, Bessie," said Moore. "His Highness has enough to think of,

dearest."

"By the way, Moore," said Wales, languidly, "did I not hear some mention

made of your name in connection with a political position in Bermuda?"

"You are right, your Highness," replied Moore, reluctantly, "there was

some such mention made."

The Prince looked thoughtful and drained his cup.

"Bermuda," said he, "is a long way from England, Mr. Moore."

A step sounded on the stairs at this moment, and Moore gladly rid

himself of the embarrassment he felt by approaching the door to make

certain it was no undesirable personage who was now approaching.

"Lord Brooking!" he cried. "What good luck brings you back?"

"I soon wearied of the theatricals and was out for a stroll when by

chance I encountered Mr. Dyke on his way to Sir Percival's," explained

the young nobleman entering. "It is needless to say, your Highness, I

made haste to join you here."

"But," said Wales, "did the good citizens not stop you on your way?"

"For a moment or two, your Highness, but I convinced them of my entire

harmlessness and was allowed to pass."

"Is Mr. Moore at home?" demanded a hoarse voice, strongly flavored with

Scotch dialect, from the hall below.

"McDermot," exclaimed Moore. "What can the old vagabond want with me

to-night?"

"If I am not mistaken, Tom, this is the old bloodsucker who is to be

your future publisher?" said Lord Brooking.

"For life," responded Moore. "You remember I told you of our bargain

not two hours ago. Yes, I am in, Mr. McDermot."

"Well then I 'll coom up," announced the publisher.

Moore was about to advise him not to when a gesture from Lord Brooking

led him to desist.

"Pardon me, your Highness," said Lord Brooking, "but for certain reasons

I deem it better that this gentleman should not recognize you when he

first comes in."

"I'll look at the view, then," said the Regent, pleasantly.

By the time Wales had reached the window, wisely choosing the one which

opened upon the street, for there still came sounds of distant chase

from the roofs, McDermot was knocking on the door.

"Come in," called Moore.

The old Scotchman entered in a great rage.

"So I ha' caught ye at last?" he shouted at sight of the poet.

"Have it your own way, sir."

"Six times ha' I called here, sair, ye trickster, ye cheat."

"Hold on now," said Moore, in sudden anger, "you are an old man, but

more than enough of such talk is a great deal too much."

Bessie laid a restraining hand on Moore's arm.

"Perhaps, Mr. McDermot, you will be kind enough to state your

grievance," she said, quietly.

"It's aboot the contract," sputtered the irate publisher.

"Is n't that all right?" asked Moore, wonderingly. "I signed it."

"Of coorse ye did, ye trickster, but ye did not tell me when ye called

to do so that the evening before ye had been shamefully ejected from Sir

Percival's house by order o' the Prince of Wales."

"Surely that was Sir Percival's business," replied Moore. "He may have

been proud of the affair; I was n't."

"Ye should ha' told me," repeated McDermot, doggedly.

"But I did n't know you were so interested in my goings and comings."

"You took my thousand poonds."

"Was that wrong?" asked Moore.

"Wrong?" echoed the publisher. "D'ye think I 'd give ye ten shillings

for ye skin?"

"See here," cried Moore, his anger again getting the better of him, "my

skin is not for sale, but, if you value yours, you had better keep a

civil tongue in your head, you old Rob Roy."

Lord Brooking stepped forward between the two angry men.

"Am I right in believing that you are dissatisfied with your bargain,

Mr. McDermot?" said he in a soothing tone.

"Dissatisfied? _Dissatisfied_! Why, at the present time Mr. Moore is

the very worst investment in the literary market."

Brooking waved Moore back with an admonishing gesture.

"Then I take it you would be glad to cancel the agreement?" he

continued.

"But my thousand poonds?"

"I will advance Moore the money to repay you. Of course it is a risk,

but for the sake of old times I will assume the obligation. Do you need

other security than my word?"

"Not I," said McDermot, gladly. "There is your contract, Mr. Moore."

As he spoke he took the paper from his pocket and tore it into

fragments. These he carefully deposited on the table and turned to go.

"One moment, Mr. McDermot," said an imperious voice.

The Prince came forward with an air of chilling dignity.

"You have made the greatest mistake of your life, sir," he continued,

addressing the astounded publisher. "This I will show you if you listen.

Mr. Moore, you and your fiancee have been little seen of late in the

world of fashion. Pray alter this, my dear fellow. Furthermore you may

as well abandon all idea of holding office in Bermuda save by deputy.

It is impossible for the Poet Laureate of England to reside at such a

distance from Carlton House."

"Sir!" cried Moore, unable to believe his ears. "Poet Laureate?"

"One Thomas Moore, not unknown to the literary world, an Irishman of

some wit and fancy. Mr. McDermot, we need detain you no longer."

Crestfallen, the old Scotchman crept from the room as Moore turned to

Bessie almost too happy to speak.

"You heard?"

She nodded her head, her eyes filling with happy tears.

There was a clatter in the street and a closed carriage drew up in front

of Mrs. Malone's. Following it came a dozen hussars, riding gaily, as

though in hope of a skirmish. Sir Percival Lovelace and Mr. Dyke

alighted and hurried upstairs, while Sweeny and his adherents

contemplated the soldiers from the safety of distance in melancholy

grandeur.

"I have been waiting for you, Sir Percival," said the Prince.

"Yet I made all possible haste," said Sir Percival, bowing low to

Bessie. "By good luck, Farquar of the Tenth Hussars was dining with me.

A word to him brought me a dozen stout lads, and with them for escort I

hurried here."

"Will Farquar keep a still tongue?" inquired Wales, more anxious than he

appeared.

"Trust him for that, your Highness," replied Sir Percival, confidently.

"I think I will have to, Lovelace," observed the Prince, dryly. "Mr.

Moore, I have only to thank you for your kindly hospitality. I shall

expect you at Carlton House in the morning. Mistress Dyke, Tom is

indeed a lucky man. As for you, Mr. Dyke, I only await your promise not

to repeat the offence to overlook the error into which you fell some

weeks ago. Good night, my friends--Stay! I would not leave your clever

lad unrewarded. Give him this and tell him if he ever sees fit to quit

your service he will not find Wales ungrateful."

As he spoke, the Prince took the ring which Sir Percival held out to

him. Handing it to Moore, he turned and bowed himself out, followed by

the baronet.

"Capital," said Lord Brooking, joyfully. "I knew you 'd not languish in

disfavor long, Tom. Ask Mistress Bessie to name the day."

Moore stepped to his sweetheart's side.

"When will you become my wife, dearest?" he asked, love sounding in his

voice and gleaming in his eyes.

"I will marry you to-morrow," she whispered softly, her arms around his

neck.