The Falsoms' Christmas Dinner

"Well, so it's all settled," said Stephen Falsom.

"Yes," assented Alexina. "Yes, it is," she repeated, as if somebody

had questioned it.

Then Alexina sighed. Whatever "it" was, the fact of its being settled

did not seem to bring Alexina any great peace of mind--nor Stephen

either, judging from his face, which wore a sort of "suffer and be

strong" expression just then. "When do you go?" said Alexina, after a

pause, during which she had frowned out of the window and across the

Tracy yard. Josephine Tracy and her brother Duncan were strolling

about the yard in the pleasant December sunshine, arm in arm, laughing

and talking. They appeared to be a nice, harmless pair of people, but

the sight of them did not seem to please Alexina.

"Just as soon as we can sell the furniture and move away," said

Stephen moodily. "Heigh-ho! So this is what all our fine ambitions

have come to, Lexy, your music and my M.D. A place in a department

store for you, and one in a lumber mill for me."

"I don't dare to complain," said Alexina slowly. "We ought to be so

thankful to get the positions. I _am_ thankful. And I don't mind so

very much about my music. But I do wish you could have gone to

college, Stephen."

"Never mind me," said Stephen, brightening up determinedly. "I'm going

to go into the lumber business enthusiastically. You don't know what

unsuspected talents I may develop along that line. The worst of it is

that we can't be together. But I'll keep my eyes open, and perhaps

I'll find a place for you in Lessing."

Alexina said nothing. Her separation from Stephen was the one point in

their fortunes she could not bear to discuss. There were times when

Alexina did not see how she was going to exist without Stephen. But

she never said so to him. She thought he had enough to worry him

without her making matters worse. "Well," said Stephen, getting up,

"I'll run down to the office. And see here, Lexy. Day after tomorrow

is Christmas. Are we going to celebrate it at all? If so I'd better

order the turkey."

Alexina looked thoughtful. "I don't know, Stephen. We're short of

money, you know, and the fund is dwindling every day. Don't you think

it's a little extravagant to have a turkey for two people? And somehow

I don't feel a bit Christmassy. I think I'd rather spend it just like

any other day and try to forget that it _is_ Christmas. Everything

would be so different."

"That's true, Lexy. And we must look after the bawbees closely, I'll

admit." When Stephen had gone out Alexina cried a little, not very

much, because she didn't want her eyes to be red against Stephen's

return. But she had to cry a little. As she had said, everything was

so different from what it had been a year ago. Their father had been

alive then and they had been very cosy and happy in the little house

at the end of the street. There had been no mother there since

Alexina's birth sixteen years ago. Alexina had kept house for her

father and Stephen since she was ten. Stephen was a clever boy and

intended to study medicine. Alexina had a good voice, and something

was to be done about training it. The Tracys lived next door to them.

Duncan Tracy was Stephen's particular chum, and Josephine Tracy was

Alexina's dearest friend. Alexina was never lonely when Josie was near

by to laugh and chat and plan with.

Then, all at once, troubles came. In June the firm of which Mr. Falsom

was a member failed. There was some stigma attached to the failure,

too, although the blame did not rest upon Mr. Falsom, but with his

partner. Worry and anxiety aggravated the heart trouble from which he

had suffered for some time, and a month later he died. Alexina and

Stephen were left alone to face the knowledge that they were

penniless, and must look about for some way of supporting themselves.

At first they hoped to be able to get something to do in Thorndale, so

that they might keep their home. This proved impossible. After much

discouragement and disappointment Stephen had secured a position in

the lumber mill at Lessing, and Alexina was promised a place in a

departmental store in the city.

To make matters worse, Duncan Tracy and Stephen had quarrelled in

October. It was only a boyish disagreement over some trifle, but

bitter words had passed. Duncan, who was a quick-tempered lad, had

twitted Stephen with his father's failure, and Stephen had resented it

hotly. Duncan was sorry for and ashamed of his words as soon as they

were uttered, but he would not humble himself to say so. Alexina had

taken Stephen's part and her manner to Josie assumed a tinge of

coldness. Josie quickly noticed and resented it, and the breach

between the two girls widened almost insensibly, until they barely

spoke when they met. Each blamed the other and cherished bitterness

in her heart.

When Stephen came home from the post office he looked excited.

"Were there any letters?" asked Alexina.

"Well, rather! One from Uncle James!"

"Uncle James," exclaimed Alexina, incredulously.

"Yes, beloved sis. Oh, you needn't try to look as surprised as I did.

And I ordered the turkey after all. Uncle James has invited himself

here to dinner on Christmas Day. You'll have a chance to show your

culinary skill, for you know we've always been told that Uncle James

was a gourmand."

Alexina read the letter in a maze. It was a brief epistle, stating

that the writer wished to make the acquaintance of his niece and

nephew, and would visit them on Christmas Day. That was all. But

Alexina instantly saw a future of rosy possibilities. For Uncle James,

who lived in the city and was really a great-uncle, had never taken

the slightest notice of their family since his quarrel with their

father twenty years ago; but this looked as if Uncle James were

disposed to hold out the olive branch.

"Oh, Stephen, if he likes you, and if he offers to educate you!"

breathed Alexina. "Perhaps he will if he is favourably impressed. But

we'll have to be so careful, he is so whimsical and odd, at least

everybody has always said so. A little thing may turn the scale either

way. Anyway, we must have a good dinner for him. I'll have plum

pudding and mince pie."

For the next thirty-six hours Alexina lived in a whirl. There was so

much to do. The little house was put in apple pie order from top to

bottom, and Stephen was set to stoning raisins and chopping meat and

beating eggs. Alexina was perfectly reckless; no matter how big a hole

it made in their finances Uncle James must have a proper Christmas

dinner. A favourable impression must be made. Stephen's whole

future--Alexina did not think about her own at all just then--might

depend on it.

Christmas morning came, fine and bright and warm. It was more like a

morning in early spring than in December, for there was no snow or

frost, and the air was moist and balmy. Alexina was up at daybreak,

cleaning and decorating at a furious rate. By eleven o'clock

everything was finished or going forward briskly. The plum pudding was

bubbling in the pot, the turkey--Burton's plumpest--was sizzling in

the oven. The shelf in the pantry bore two mince pies upon which

Alexina was willing to stake her culinary reputation. And Stephen had

gone to the train to meet Uncle James.

From her kitchen window Alexina could see brisk preparations going on

in the Tracy kitchen. She knew Josie and Duncan were all alone; their

parents had gone to spend Christmas with friends in Lessing. In spite

of her hurry and excitement Alexina found time to sigh. Last Christmas

Josie and Duncan had come over and eaten their dinner with them. But

now last Christmas seemed very far away. And Josie had behaved

horridly. Alexina was quite clear on that point.

Then Stephen came with Uncle James. Uncle James was a rather pompous,

fussy old man with red cheeks and bushy eyebrows. "H'm! Smells nice in

here," was his salutation to Alexina. "I hope it will taste as good as

it smells. I'm hungry."

Alexina soon left Uncle James and Stephen talking in the parlour and

betook herself anxiously to the kitchen. She set the table in the

little dining room, now and then pausing to listen with a delighted

nod to the murmur of voices and laughter in the parlour. She felt sure

that Stephen was making a favourable impression. She lifted the plum

pudding and put it on a plate on the kitchen table; then she took out

the turkey, beautifully done, and put it on a platter; finally, she

popped the two mince pies into the oven. Just at this moment Stephen

stuck his head in at the hall door.

"Lexy, do you know where that letter of Governor Howland's to Father

is? Uncle James wants to see it."

Alexina, not waiting to shut the oven door--for delay might impress

Uncle James unfavourably--rushed upstairs to get the letter. She was

ten minutes finding it. Then, remembering her pies, she flew back to

the kitchen. In the middle of the floor she stopped as if transfixed,

staring at the table. The turkey was gone. And the plum pudding was

gone! And the mince pies were gone! Nothing was left but the platters!

For a moment Alexina refused to believe her eyes. Then she saw a trail

of greasy drops on the floor to the open door, out over the doorstep,

and along the boards of the walk to the back fence.

Alexina did not make a fuss. Even at that horrible moment she

remembered the importance of making a favourable impression. But she

could not quite keep the alarm and excitement out of her voice as she

called Stephen, and Stephen knew that something had gone wrong as he

came quickly through the hall. "Is the turkey burned, Lexy?" he cried.

"Burned! No, it's ten times worse," gasped Alexina. "It's gone--gone,

Stephen. And the pudding and the mince pies, too. Oh, what shall we

do? Who can have taken them?"

It may be stated right here and now that the Falsoms never really

_knew_ anything more about the disappearance of their Christmas dinner

than they did at that moment. But the only reasonable explanation of

the mystery was that a tramp had entered the kitchen and made off with

the good things. The Falsom house was right at the end of the street.

The narrow backyard opened on a lonely road. Across the road was a

stretch of pine woods. There was no house very near except the Tracy

one.

Stephen reached this conclusion with a bound. He ran out to the yard

gate followed by the distracted Alexina. The only person visible was a

man some distance down the road. Stephen leaped over the gate and tore

down the road in pursuit of him. Alexina went back to the doorstep,

sat down upon it, and began to cry. She couldn't help it. Her hopes

were all in ruins around her. There was no dinner for Uncle James.

Josephine Tracy saw her crying. Now, Josie honestly thought that she

had a grievance against Alexina. But an Alexina walking unconcernedly

by with a cool little nod and her head held high was a very different

person from an Alexina sitting on a back doorstep, on Christmas

morning, crying. For a moment Josie hesitated. Then she slowly went

out and across the yard to the fence. "What is the trouble?" she

asked.

Alexina forgot that there was such a thing as dignity to be kept up;

or, if she remembered it, she was past caring for such a trifle. "Our

dinner is gone," she sobbed. "And there is nothing to give Uncle James

to eat except vegetables--and I do so want to make a favourable

impression!"

This was not particularly lucid, but Josie, with a flying mental leap,

arrived at the conclusion that it was very important that Uncle James,

whoever he was, should have a dinner, and she knew where one was to be

had. But before she could speak Stephen returned, looking rueful. "No

use, Lexy. That man was only old Mr. Byers, and he had seen no signs

of a tramp. There is a trail of grease right across the road. The

tramp must have taken directly to the woods. We'll simply have to do

without our Christmas dinner."

"By no means," said Josie quickly, with a little red spot on either

cheek. "Our dinner is all ready--turkey, pudding and all. Let us lend

it to you. Don't say a word to your uncle about the accident."

Alexina flushed and hesitated. "It's very kind of you," she stammered,

"but I'm afraid--it would be too much--"

"Not a bit of it," Josie interrupted warmly. "Didn't Duncan and I have

Christmas dinner at your house last year? Just come and help us carry

it over."

"If you lend us your dinner you and Duncan must come and help us eat

it," said Alexina, resolutely.

"I'll come of course," said Josie, "and I think that Duncan will too

if--if--" She looked at Stephen, the scarlet spots deepening. Stephen

coloured too.

"Duncan must come," he said quietly. "I'll go and ask him."

Two minutes later a peculiar procession marched out of the Tracy

kitchen door, across the two yards, and into the Falsom house. Josie

headed it, carrying a turkey on a platter. Alexina came next with a

plum pudding. Stephen and Duncan followed with a hot mince pie apiece.

And in a few more minutes Alexina gravely announced to Uncle James

that dinner was ready.

The dinner was a pronounced success, marked by much suppressed

hilarity among the younger members of the party. Uncle James ate very

heartily and seemed to enjoy everything, especially the mince pie.

"This is the best mince pie I have ever sampled," he told Alexina. "I

am glad to know that I have a niece who can make such a mince pie."

Alexina cast an agonized look at Josie, and was on the point of

explaining that she wasn't the maker of the pie. But Josie frowned her

into silence.

"I felt so guilty to sit there and take the credit--_your_ credit,"

she told Josie afterwards, as they washed up the dishes.

"Nonsense," said Josie. "It wasn't as if you couldn't make mince pies.

Your mince pies are better than mine, if it comes to that. It might

have spoiled everything if you'd said a word. I must go home now.

Won't you and Stephen come over after your uncle goes, and spend the

evening with us? We'll have a candy pull."

When Josie and Duncan had gone, Uncle James called his nephew and

niece into the parlour, and sat down before them with approving eyes.

"I want to have a little talk with you two. I'm sorry I've let so many

years go by without making your acquaintance, because you seem worth

getting acquainted with. Now, what are your plans for the future?"

"I'm going into a lumber mill at Lessing and Alexina is going into the

T. Morson store," said Stephen quietly.

"Tut, tut, no, you're not. And she's not. You're coming to live with

me, both of you. If you have a fancy for cutting and carving people

up, young man, you must be trained to cut and carve them

scientifically, anyhow. As for you, Alexina, Stephen tells me you can

sing. Well, there's a good Conservatory of Music in town. Wouldn't you

rather go there instead of behind a counter?"

"Oh, Uncle James!" exclaimed Alexina with shining eyes. She jumped

up, put her arms about Uncle James' neck and kissed him.

Uncle James said, "Tut, tut," again, but he liked it.

When Stephen had seen his uncle off on the six o'clock train he

returned home and looked at the radiant Alexina.

"Well, you made your favourable impression, all right, didn't you?" he

said gaily. "But we owe it to Josie Tracy. Isn't she a brick? I

suppose you're going over this evening?"

"Yes, I am. I'm so tired that I feel as if I couldn't crawl across the

yard, but if I can't you'll have to carry me. Go I will. I can't begin

to tell you how glad I am about everything, but really the fact that

you and Duncan and Josie and I are good friends again seems the best

of all. I'm glad that tramp stole the dinner and I hope he enjoyed it.

I don't grudge him one single bite!"

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