One at a Time

Years ago when W. A. McConnell was manager of the Brooklyn theater he had

a pet parrot which was kept in the box office. During a “big run” the

ticket seller was wont to say, “Get in line, please; one at a time, one

at a time, gentlemen.”

The bird escaped one afternoon, and McConnell commissioned some boys to

find it, which they did on an old tree in a nearby park, where several

crows were making its feathers fly. McConnell asked if the bird said

anything and the leader of the boys replied: “Yes, he said, ‘Get in line,

please; one at a time, one at a time, gentlemen.’”

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Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 3, No. 31, March, 1922 America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy · 第 80 / 88 题