Father got his hand blown off. That was a terrible sin. It could have
been worse if it was the hand that he had his wages in.
* * * * *
“Paris is falling,” delicately hinted the maiden, as her escort’s garter
snapped and fell over his shoe-top.
* * * * *
“Trash!” exclaimed the president of the Ash Men’s Union, as the secretary
finished reading the reports.
* * * * *
Bang! Bang!
Lady went into a store and asked for a camisole. “What bust?” asked the
salesman. “I didn’t hear anything,” she replied.
* * * * *
_Tell the truth and shame the family._
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