On Picket Duty

“That was a striking gown your girl wore last night.”

“Yes; that was her union suit.”

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When Mrs. Murphy saw her husband hanging in the stable she said, “so

that’s where my clothes line went!”

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A Thing of Beauty is an expense forever.

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Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 3, No. 31, March, 1922 America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy · 第 34 / 88 题