In Hades: “Hell-o!”
In Heaven: “Hal-o!”
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“Were you ever pinched for going too fast?”
“No, but I’ve been slapped.”
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_“Mary, Mary, slightly airy,_
_How do the fashions go?”_
_“Piled up hair and shoulders bare_
_And vertebrae all in a row.”_
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“Sir,” writes a correspondent, “When I was in Butte I dropped my meal
ticket on the floor and one of those miners with hob-nailed shoes stepped
on it and punched out a week’s board.”
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