Fido, Quit Your Pekin

“Marie is so modest she puts her pet dog out of the room while she is

changing her gown!”

“The idea!”

“Well—it’s a Pekingese.”

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There are two classes of people: those who sit and think, and those who

sit.

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Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 3, No. 31, March, 1922 America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy · 第 26 / 88 题