They arrived home late from the party. Wife took off her hat and slammed
it on the floor. Then she confronted her hubby.
“I’ll never take you to another party as long as I live!” she said.
“Why?” he calmly wanted to know.
“You asked Mrs. Jones how her husband has been standing the heat.”
“Well?”
“Well, her husband has been dead two months.”
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