Kablegram Love

She was a pretty and ambitious girl and had studied the matrimonial

problem to a nicety.

“Yes, I suppose I shall wed eventually,” she said, “but the only kind

of masculine nuisance that will suit me must be tall and dark, with

classical features. He must be brave, yet gentle. Withal he must be

strong—a lion among men, but a knight among ladies.”

That even a bow-legged, lath-framed youth, wearing checked trousers and

smoking a cigarette that smelt worse than a burning boot, rattled on the

back door and the girl knocked four tumblers and a cut glass fruit dish

off the sideboard in her haste to get to him.

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Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 3, No. 31, March, 1922 America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy · 第 13 / 88 题