POTS AND PANS!
The rest tells more quickly by far.
A raised, roped platform--two lithe bodies--a pavilion of white faces.
Not the first round, nor the second, nor the seventh. The intermission
which followed it rather, and a crowd grown strangely silent.
Perry Blair went back to his seat at the clang of the bell. Jack English
was in his corner, and Hamilton, for he had been unwilling to trust
anyone else. And lying back under their hurried, efficient ministrations
he looked out upon the banks of faces.
They were tense; it was easy to see that, just as it was easy to sense
that theirs was no ordinary tension. And he understood what it meant.
Word had seeped from tier to tier, spread like a drop of ink in a glass
of water, until it had colored the entire mass. Only a very select few
were "in the know" of what that eighth round had been planned to develop,
yet they somehow had leavened the whole audience with anticipation, by an
indefinite word or two.
"The eighth," they were whispering among themselves. "Watch this now;
here's where something happens!"
They had hooted Perry as he entered the ring; saluted him with catcalls
and a few out-and-out hisses. He'd wondered then if any other champion
had ever been saluted in just that fashion before; he'd tried to smile.
He wasn't trying any more.
But Holliday was. Across in his corner Holliday was nodding to his
handlers and grinning widely, just as he had grinned all through the
fight so far. And so far it had been a mild battle, a showy thing of
pretty footwork and flashy boxing. But it hadn't been harmful to either
of them. Holliday, it appeared, had been quite content to let it go
along that way from round to round, though it was the style of fighting
best suited to his opponent. And he had proved himself faster at it,
cleverer, than Perry had expected.
Yet it was not Holliday's cleverness, but his bounding, surging strength
which compelled his thoughts. Strength like that, which tossed him like
a chip in the clinches, was no new thing to him. He'd often been handled
that way, with the same ease, by men heavier than himself,--by Jack
English, for example. And Holliday was heavier; he knew that he had
given away pounds in the weighing in; that there had been crookedness at
the scales, but he hadn't tried to prove it. Yet Holliday was stronger
even than Jack English, unbelievably stronger. And Perry knew now that
he was about to test that strength to the uttermost. Holliday had romped
with the roughness of a great puppy; now it was going to be different.
It was going to be the destruction-rush of a young bull.
English too felt what was coming, just as he did; just as did the whole
quiet house. English wasn't trying hard to hide his anxiety.
"He's strong," he was saying. "Boy, he's strong! Keep away from
him--keep away from him all you can. For if he ever backs you into a
corner he's going to knock you dead!"
Perry nodded. He meant to, if he could. He was going to try to keep
away. And on the other side of the ring Holliday was talking easily out
of the corner of his mouth.
"This guy's no set-up," he was saying. "He's faster than a fool. But
kin he hit--that's what I'm wondering. Kin he hit? An' that's what I'm
going to find out."
And then the bell, and the whole house leaning forward.
They came slowly from their corners, Holliday bull-necked, compact, a
grinning menace, Perry lighter, whiter, sober. The first minute of that
round was a repetition of all those that had gone before; lightning
feints, nimble dancing steps, the cautious trickery of antagonists
feeling each other out.
And yet the house, contrary to custom, did not grow impatient of such
tactics and call loudly for more damaging effort. It waited. A minute
and a half passed--two minutes--and they were going faster--faster. And
then Holliday, grinning into Perry's face, winked broadly and swung
wildly with his right. Perry stepped easily inside the blow and put his
left to the other's face. It was a light blow, Perry knew that. There
was no snap, no sting in it. But immediately Holliday winced as though
it had hurt him and for the first time gave ground.
He followed Holliday up. This was the round in which Holliday was to
quit, the round upon which Perry had had his mind riveted for weeks. He
wondered--had Dunham after all been on the level with his promised
crookedness? He followed Holliday up, carefully. And again a wild right
swing, a light step inside, a light left to the face. And then Holliday,
holding him with disturbing ease in a clinch, pressed his mouth close to
Perry's ear.
"Shoot it over, now," he muttered. "Shoot it--don't pull it. It mustn't
look too raw. I'm going to open up--start it from the floor!"
They clung in the clinch. The referee tore at them, raving at them to
break. He pried them apart at last and passed between them to make the
breaking cleaner. And as he did so, Holliday dropped his guard.
"Shoot it!" he hissed.
Perry wondered--but he knew better! He therefore merely made as if to
set himself for the punch. He drove his right hand to the other's chin.
But in that same instant as he took the blow Holliday lashed back at him,
ferociously. Had Perry swung with all he had; had he been going with his
punch; had he even been set firmly upon his feet to deliver it,
Holliday's treacherous hook would have dropped him for the count.
As it was, though he had gone limply back, it spun him round and hurled
him down. But it did not hurt him much. Lying half-raised on one hand,
waiting out the count, he was thinking how like an explosion the roar
from the audience had been. How moblike and blood-hungry. How the crowd
hated him!
And Holliday was laughing down at him, leering. Double-crossed? Did
Holliday think he was that credulous? But he had tested Holliday's
strength and feared it more than ever. When finally he had to rise he
dodged the other with a swift, sideways wriggle. The bell sounded almost
immediately.
English was less worried than before, which was queer.
"That's the stuff," he praised. "Keep away and let him wear himself out.
Let him beat himself."
But Perry questioned whether he was going to be able to keep away, and
there was another angle to it, too.
"He'll be sure now that I can't hurt him," he thought. And that was
exactly what Holliday at that moment was telling his seconds.
"Yu' got that, didn't you?" he demanded, again from the corner of his
mouth. "Flush on the chin I took it. And it never made me blink. Hit?
He couldn't dent cream cheese. If I'd ever a'ripped one into him like
that I'd a'torn away half his lid. Watch this, now--watch this, because
it's going to be good!"
And it was from his viewpoint and from the viewpoint of the partisan
spectators. At the bell's call Holliday rushed across the ring, guard
wide, gloves flailing. It was a spectacular rush, but Perry eluded him
easily and slipped agilely away. Holliday whirled and blundered after
him. Perry ducked under his swinging arms and danced again into the
open. And then Holliday staged it, the scene which was going to be good.
Abruptly he ceased to pursue. He stopped and stood flat-footed in the
middle of the ring, hands hanging idle at his hips, scowling after his
opponent.
"Hey, you!" he bellowed, so loudly that his voice reached the rafters.
"Wat t'ell do yu' think this is--puss-in-the-corner? Cut out the
marathon, and come on and fight."
Indeed it was good; it was one of those dearly desired comedy moments
which Holliday knew would grow epic in the re-telling. Holliday was a
good showman. There were more cat-calls, more jeers, and cries of,
"Yellow--yellow!"
And then Holliday went after him--and the house went mad. He blundered
no longer in his pursuit, no longer played to the crowd. Like a blast of
vengeance he struck Perry, enveloped him, smothered him in a fury of
blows.
Perry tried to get away and couldn't get away. From the center of the
ring to the ropes he was battered, staggering. He went down, and
struggled up. And went down again.
He made no attempt to strike back, nor would that have availed him much.
Holliday had tested his strength and was contemptuous of it. Holliday
was boring in and in with crushing blows that tore past glove and guard.
The house was now a screaming, tossing bedlam, the ring a welter. He
heard English barking at him. Cover up! He was covered up. Blam! He
dropped and rolled away and came again erect. And blam! He _was_
covered up, as much as any man could cover. And then a glove sank into
the pit of his stomach and doubled him over, sickened him, racked him
with white-hot pain.
He got away again. Fight? They were shouting at him to fight. Did they
think he wasn't fighting? He was fighting with brain and heart and body
to live this wild storm through. Again Holliday got him in a corner.
Holliday's bull-strength was not believable. Again he got him just above
the belt. And he couldn't help it this time--this time he had to do it.
He dropped a little his guard. And then it happened. It struck him
then. The roof came down!
[Illustration: "Come on, now--'fess up?"]
As he lay head on the arm curled under him he knew it must have been the
roof. By nothing else could he have been so smitten. The roof must have
fallen, though the faces around him were still tossing and swaying,
though the referee stood counting above him, though there was no
wreckage. And the clarity of his mind astonished and pleased him. A
brick roof--sure! A brick roof! That was unusual, very unusual. But it
had to be that. It was a brick without a doubt which had struck him.
He knew the house was roaring--was sure of it--and yet he couldn't hear
them at all. And that was strange, because he could hear the referee; he
could hear Jack English. Jack was pleading--good old Jack!--begging him
to get up. Apparently Jack didn't know that the roof had come down and
stopped the fight. But the referee? Would he toll on endlessly before
he noticed it? He should know; he'd been close at hand when it happened.
He felt a warm emotion, a sense of comradeship, for the referee. He'd
surely been square; he'd made Holliday break clean. He felt an impulse
to joke with the referee, to banter him, and bid him count a million if
he wanted to.
And then another thought. How easily he was thinking! With what
precision! Yellow! They might think him yellow, even if the roof had
fallen, if he didn't get up. They might think--At that he rolled over
and discovered that there were miles of bodiless space between his head
and his feet. It made the latter hard to handle, but he managed it
doggedly. He climbed to his knees and wavered erect. And on the stroke
of ten Holliday smashed him down again.
Yellow? Well, he'd get right up this time. He started to; he even
staggered after Holliday who now appeared to be the one who wouldn't
stand and fight, when he felt English dragging him back. Even English
was against him. Holding his arms! Bound he'd lose! He lashed out at
English; and then, like a distant echo, he remembered the sound of a bell.
He let them put him upon his stool and stretch him out. Let them work
over him frantically. The brick from the roof apparently had cut above
one eye, almost to the bone. But English was fixing it--good old
English! He shouldn't have lost his temper and swung on English like
that. English was propping the lid open and sticking it so with adhesive.
And then there was the bell. How light his legs felt, and his arms! And
he'd doubted that the adhesive would do much; with the first savage slash
Holliday tore it away and the lid hung closed again. But he could see
from the other eye even though that seemed but a puffy mass. There was a
slit from which he could look out upon an insane, tumultuous world.
So he complimented himself upon his cunning. They thought Holliday had
blinded him; had closed both his eyes so that he could not see at all,
did they? Well, he could! Oh, he was foolin' 'em. Champion!
Once he'd looked that word up in a dictionary, just after he whipped
Fanchette; looked it up a little sheepishly, though he was alone at the
time. Champion:--One who by beating all rivals has obtained an
acknowledged supremacy. Then Devereau and Dunham were right. According
to that he wasn't a champion. Nobody acknowledged him. But he'd teach
'em a better definition. A champion was someone who could go right on
fighting when everybody was cheering for the other guy. A champion was
somebody who could fool 'em that easy!--that complete! You bet! Who
could fight and think at the same time, that clearly!--that
logically!--like he was doing.
But he fell down often. Yet that didn't prevent this reasoning things
out. And he didn't wait now for the count, either. He'd get right up
each time, he'd decided, so that they could not call him yellow. They
hated him so. But he knew the answer to that, too, at last. And that
gave him something to laugh at, the way Holliday had grinned. Honesty
was the best policy! He fair rocked with glee--and got up again!
Now English had him by the arm. He wouldn't hit English--English meant
well if he wasn't a champion. He'd follow English docilely and sit down
as he was ordered. He must have missed the bell again.
But English's crying, his whimpering, bothered him. It was a sniffling,
wild-beast whine. That's the way a wolf or a tiger would sound, outside
the circle of a fire's glow, unable to help its kitten or cub. But it
annoyed him just the same--took his mind off important things. And what
had English to cry over anyway? The roof hadn't fallen on him.
There was something about that that he hadn't yet got quite straight in
his mind. If he could--if he could--A brick roof didn't sound right. If
he could just force his brain a little further. It was urgent--he could
fight better--it had a direct bearing on the fight. But there was that
damned bell again. It interrupted him; broke in upon his train of
reasoning. But he'd get up and fight some more. That was what they'd
paid their money to see. He'd fight and try to think it out at the same
time.
He rose and coughed, sick at his stomach--and sat suddenly down. But
Holliday'd not hit him so hard that time, it seemed. Just pushed him
maybe. That was the game--let him wear himself out! He got up again.
Then he noticed another thing. The crowd had been screaming, "Kill him!
Kill him!" for hours and hours. Now each time that Holliday struck him
they groaned. Well, maybe it was time for him to hit Holliday; maybe
that was what was the matter. He'd try to accommodate 'em. He pushed
the referee aside and swung. But his glove met nothing. The floor came
up and hit him in the face, that was all. Funny floor! Funny roof! No
place to hold a prizefight. And where was Holliday, anyway? Holliday'd
been playing for his good eye, till that was practically closed, too, and
he couldn't see distinctly, couldn't see much of anything. He'd grope
for him--he did it--and got up again!
They were shouting something else now. Could not suit 'em. "Take him
out--take him out!" Who, him? He cursed at them, nor knew that he
merely gibbered from frightful lips. They'd not rob _him_ that way of
his title! Then he saw Hamilton pick up a towel and start to toss it
into the ring. Lucky he was near him! He grabbed that towel and flung
it away--and fell down heavily--and got up again!
He wanted to curse Hamilton, too, but didn't have the time. He seemed to
be hurtling to one side of the ring and then the other, yet effortlessly,
as lightly as thistle-down. Couldn't stop for anything--Holliday
insisted on fighting right along. He couldn't remember it was so long
since he had laid a glove on Holliday.
And then again a lull. What was it? The end of a round, or the
beginning of one? He'd better not sit down, or Devereau and Dunham would
tell 'em he was yellow, and they'd believe. End of a round, apparently.
English was crying over him again, whimpering helplessly. He wished
they'd dispense entirely with the bell. Just fight right along--could
keep your mind on things that way; he was awful sick--just noticed that!
And then he heard Hamilton trying to square himself for what he'd tried
to do with the towel.
"He's out, I tell you!" Hamilton was saying. "He's out standing on his
feet!"
So he was even fooling his own seconds! Out standing on his feet? Why,
he'd been out for rounds and rounds! He didn't quite know how many. But
that didn't make any difference--but then Hamilton didn't know much about
the boxing game--he was just a sports writer!
"What round is it?" he asked. "Sixteenth!" Liars! Or maybe they were
joking. Anyway, he knew better. The tenth or eleventh, perhaps, but
never the sixteenth.
Was that the bell? No, he'd just kicked the water-pail? Shouldn't have
a tin pail in the ring, not even a new one. Ought to be a wooden bucket.
Well, they could just tell him when the bell did ring, and give him a
little shove in Holliday's direction, if they would. That was it--all
right--and the roof came down!
He found a way to remedy that; he'd hold it up. Hang onto Holliday's
arms, that was it. They were awful sticky, yet slippery, but he'd try.
And getting up was a slower business now in spite of himself. But if
they couldn't see that he'd taken quite a bit of punishment and had a
right to be a little dizzy, let 'em sit and sulk. They weren't shouting
any more, that was certain; they weren't even groaning happily when
Holliday hit him. And damn that roof! Or was it the floor? It
certainly had been _under_ the chin that time. Got to get up--and it
didn't seem possible--didn't seem as if he could. Was that English
holding him? Round was over? "Pardon me. Didn't hear the bell. They'd
ought to have a siren!"
And so back to his riddle. It wasn't a brick roof--ah, there was the key
to the whole puzzling problem. Let him once solve that--you just let him
get clear on that point--and see!
The bell! Holliday certainly was polite. He'd come all the way across
the ring in one leap to meet him. Saved him staggering miles and miles
toward the other corner. And thud! The roof--but it wasn't a thud. It
was a crash--a tinny clangor. Shouldn't have a tin pail--might have cut
himself. He got up, and promptly ran into something and sat down again.
It was easier to think, however, in that position. Tin! Tin! A tin
roof? That sounded more like it. Only it wasn't tin; it was--it was--
"Got it!" he shouted--he thought he shouted, while men thought he was
coughing blood. "Got it! Got it! Solved!"
And now that he knew the answer he could put his mind on this fight.
What round? The eighteenth? They'd lost count probably, but anyway it
had gone far enough. He'd finish it now. He had hardly hit Holliday at
all; he'd hit him now. Where was he? He groped, and then he found him;
found him by the simple process of noting from which quarter Holliday's
last blow came. Right there in front of him, standing there and
measuring him and driving it into his unprotected face.
It must look queer to the crowd, him not keeping his guard up or
anything. They'd think he was letting Holliday knock him out. He'd
better get it over with; he was consumed with eagerness, anyhow, to tell
Hamilton and English the joke about the roof, the joke which was on
himself.
So he swayed with the next blow and rocked lightly back. He'd sit down
no more. He swayed with the next one, but this time he snapped forward,
glove and arm and shoulder. This time, on the rebound, he put all he had
into it; and that after all was what a champion really was: A guy who had
something always left to call on, a guy who could shoot it all, when the
crisis came.
And even Holliday must have been unwary and fooled and thought he was out
standing up. For this time he did not miss. Nor did the floor rise.
Nor Holliday. Tough on Holliday. Solved!
He allowed the referee to hold aloft his hand; good referee,--square. He
fell out of the ring--clumsy!--and passed down miles and miles of aisle
between pale faces. What were _they_ goggling at? Of course he was a
little cut up and bruised; what did they expect? He'd taken some
punishment. They'd say now, he supposed, that he had no skill.
But they drew back and looked away, or dropped their eyes; they acted
almost shamed. Well, some of them had been mistaken; they'd called him
yellow. He wanted to stop and tell 'em it was not so, but he couldn't
spare the time just now. He had to hurry to his dressing-room and tell
Hamilton and English the joke,--this joke at his own expense.
English had an idea apparently that he was helping him, holding him up.
Well, he wasn't. He'd bet it was fourteen feet from his neck to his
ankles. But the joke--had they closed the door? Then listen!
"The roof! I thought it was the roof that fell on me! Can you beat
that? First a brick roof--then a tin one--" He thought it was laughter
which doubled him up.
"And do you know what it really was?" He gave them ample time but
received no answer. So he shouted it aloud; he thought he shouted:
"Not the roof at all! Not brick--not even tin! Pots and pans! Pots and
pans! Aluminum! Dozens! A whole set of 'em!"
He thought it was laughter which doubled him up; then found he was
deathly sick. Was this the floor he was lying upon, or a table? Because
if it was the floor he'd have to get up; he didn't know whether he could
make it again or not but he'd be a game guy and try. They were holding
him? All right, let it go at that. Holliday'd not got up either. He
could see Holliday just as plain--just as clear!--unconscious on the
canvas. Then the fight must be over--he was glad of that . . .
He came to crying weakly.