The parties in The Chough and Stump kitchen now ceased the regular sort

of discussion which had hitherto been supported, and talked in couples.

The earth-stopper and Abel Harris, by their looks and gestures, seemed

to be maintaining a warm debate; the herbalist crossed over and took

a place next the supervisor, which tailor Mudford relinquished in his

favour, and sat down by the side of farmer Salter. So many persons

speaking together, had not, for some time, been heard in The Chough and

Stump; but though his customers made a great noise, as Gough observed

to the exciseman, they drank but little. This was, indeed, the case; for

the interest created by the subject of their discourse, made them almost

forget their cups. Each of the speakers grew louder in his tone, in

order to make himself heard and understood, amid the “hubbub,” by his

listening neighbour; and thus the general noise was increased to such a

degree, that the exciseman had already taken up his empty mug to strike

the table, and call “order,” when, in an instant, every tongue was

motionless, and every eye turned toward the door. A man, on the autumnal

side of the prime of life, exceeding the middle stature, with rather

handsome features, had just entered. He was dressed in a round, grey,

frock coat, a deer-skin waistcoat, corduroy smallclothes, and jean

gaiters. His frame was athletic, but by no means clumsy; he looked

calmly about him, or, perhaps, rather affected to do so; for, as the

herbalist afterwards remarked, his lips appeared as if they had

just been blanched with boiling water. A very large, stout-built,

liver-coloured dog, stood before him, wagging his tail, and looking up

in his master's face, as the latter remained, for a moment, motionless,

and with his eyes seeking for a vacant place on the settle. Every seat

had its tenant, and no one moved for the newly-arrived guest, or spoke

either to him or to any other person present.

“Why, volks! you do all zeem dazed ov a zudden!” said the man,

ironically; and then immediately assuming an angry expression of

countenance, he turned to the landlady, who had just entered the

kitchen, and, in a sharp, surly tone, called for “a pint o' drink.”

“I ha' been trying to squeeze room for thee, Zaul,” said the landlord,

addressing his new guest; “but I can't.”

“Don't trouble thyself, Gough,” said farmer Salter, from the opposite

side of the settle; “I be vor home, and Braintree can take my corner in

a minute.”

“Thankye, master Zalter,” replied Saul; “but Abel Harris ha' just

stepped out, and, may be, won't come back; zo I'll zit down in his

place; and iv a' do return, 1 can but gie't up to un again; and by that

time, you can vinish your pipe wi' comfort” So saying, Braintree

took possession of a nook in the settle, which Abel had quitted, in

consequence of the landlady having beckoned him out, while Gough was

speaking to Saul. Two or three of the guests attempted to strike out new

subjects for conversation, but their efforts were ineffectual; and when

Dame Gough came in, with Saul's ale, she found her customers, who had

lately been so clamorous, silent as statues. Braintree lifted the cup

to his lips, but immediately placed it on the table again, without

swallowing a spoonful.

“Why, what's the matter, Zaul?” said Gough; “have a mad dog bit'ee, that

you do gasp and heave at the liquor so?”

“There were a bit o' hop got in my mouth,” replied Saul; “and your yeale

bean't zo good to-night, I think, as'twere;--han't it got a strawberry

smack?”

“No, no, Zaul; your mouth be out o' taste wi' trouble,--that be

it;--there's no fault in the ale. You do want comfort in a closer

compass; and if you'll ha'a drop o' Hollands, my wife will give'ee some

and welcome. Though I don't sell spirits, I can't help Dame Gough's

keeping a bottle in her bureau;--it stops her tooth-ache.”

“You be cruel good, master Gough,” replied Saul; “and I do thank'ee

vor't; but I don't like to drink in a public-house, wi'out paying my

penny for a landlord's penn'orth.”

“Oh! that be folly,” said Gough; “but come; gi'e me your pint o'

drink, and I'll treat you wi' a glass o' Hollands.--Dame, bring in a

thimble-full.”

Dame Gough bustled out, and soon returned with a small old-fashioned

tea-cup, full of the liquor. Saul took the cup, and so far forgot his

manners, as to swallow the spirits it contained, without a word, or even

a nod, to Gough, or any of his guests. A dead silence succeeded.

“Sharpish weather vor the young wheats,” at length observed Salter.

“Main and sharp!” was the reply of the herbalist; and another pause took

place.

“I ha'n't a' zeed Jacob Wall lately;” was the next observation made:

it came from the lips of tailor Mudford, but no one honoured it with a

reply.

Braintree now began to feel that he was in an unpleasant situation; and

guessing on what subject the minds of those about him were brooding, he

observed, with a sigh, “A bad job this, o' mine, neighbours!”

“Bad, indeed, Braintree!” replied Gough; “but I hope your son may get

over it!”

“Hope, did'ee zay, landlord? why, d'ye think there be any vear on't,

then?”

“Excuse me, friend,” observed the supervisor; “I am a stranger to

you; but, in my opinion, that is,--speaking candidly,--I'm sorry to

say--remember I've no ill-will toward your son--nor, understand me, do

I wish to bear on a bruised reed; but its folly to buoy a man up with

false hopes;--the case is, if what I've heard be true, most decisive

against the young man.”

“And what have'ee heard, old gentleman?--what have'ee heard, zir?”

“That, Saul,”--said the exciseman, “that, it is--needless to

repeat;--but the shoe-marks,--Saul--”

“Well, and what o' them?” interrupted Braintree; “mightn't my zon ha'

gone that way avore Govier were killed? or mightn't he ha' vound un

dead, and come whoam straight, intending to tell the news az zoon az he

axed I how a' should act?”

“True, Zaul, true,” replied Salter, who had not yet departed; “it do

zeem ztrange that no vootsteps were vound in the snow 'proaching towards

the zpot.”

“I can easily account for that, I think,” said the supervisor, with a

smile of self-complacency: “the snow--”

“But hark to this,” cried Saul, again interrupting the old man; “hark

to this:--how be we to know, that they what zaid they vound the body

wer'n't the criminals, eh?”

“Lord bless us and zave us, Zaul!” exclaimed the little tailor, starting

up; “Bless us, Zaul! why, 'twere I, good now, what raised the hue and

cry. I were coming vrom varmer Butt's, vive mile off, where I a' been

dree days at work, making a coat; I'd a' started avore 'twere day, zo

as to get to work about Jack Blake's new suit, what he's a going to

be married in o' Zinday;--and zharp doings it will be to vinish it

as'tis:--zo I took the path through the copse, because it zaves a mile,

you do know; and anan, my little dog, rin into the hazels and back again

in a minute, barking as iv he'd a' zeen a ghost I were a bit vrightened,

you may judge, vor I'd a' got my zilver watch, and half-a-crown, (my

dree days' wages,) wi' ten shillings bezides, what the varmer had paid

me vor a pig he bought o' me last Zinday vort-night, when he comed over

to church. Well, and anan, my little dog, rin into the copse again, and

come back growling worse nor avore. Thirdly and lastly, I patted the

back o' un, and away he rin again, and when he overtook me,--d'ye

mind?--by the light'o the moon, I zeed there were blood upon the nose

o' un!--Wi' that, I and the dog rin vit to break our necks,'till we

got whoam. Zo then I raised the hue and cry, and Phil's body were

vound:--but I had no more hand in the death o' un than you, Zaul. I can

handle a reap-hook, or a needle, wi' one here and there, but I never

vired a gun off in my life--wish I may die if I did!”

“Well, well, Mudford,” said Braintree, advancing toward the tailor; “I

didn't know 'twere thee; gi'e us thy hand;--there--we be vriends, bean't

us?”

“I do hope zo, Zaul Braintree,” replied the still terrified tailor; “but

you shouldn't--”

“There, do'ee hold your tongue and zit down,” interrupted Saul: “I were

wrong; but,--d'ye mind?--Bob be my zon; and if counzel can zave un, he

sha'n't lack; vor I'll zell my zhirt to zee un righted.”

Braintree had scarcely reached his seat again, when constable Abel,

pale, almost breathless looking very important, and bearing his staff of

office in his hand, strode into the kitchen, and immediately laid hands

on Saul. “Braintree, thou'rt my prisoner,” said he; “aid and assist, if

need be--every body--but especially you,--earth-stopper,--in the King's

name.”

Saul was paralysed; he stared vacantly at Abel, and before he could

recover his self-possession, the dexterous constable had handcuffed, and

almost completed the task of tying his right wrist to the left arm of

the earth-stopper.

“Thy prisoner, Yeabel!” at length uttered Braintree; “thou bee'st

joking, zure!--Dowl ha' me if I can make out--”

“You'll make it out well enough by-and-by, Saul,” interrupted Abel, as

he pursued his task of knitting the earth-stopper fast to Saul; “I ha'

been sent for by the 'squire, and I've got his warrant. Master Cockle,

of The New Inn, churchwarden of the present year, ha' been making

inquiries; and things ha come out, Saul, that do look black against

thee.”

“What be'em, Yeabel?--What be'em, pr'ythee?”

“Why, _imprimis_,” replied the constable, pompously, “it is well known,

Ponto never followed anybody but thee--nothing could make him do so; and

he and Bob never were friends. Surgeon Castle saith, that the shot went

horizontally into Phil Govier's forehead; and as he was not above five

feet six, the gun that killed him must have been fired from the shoulder

of a man as tall as you be:--if Bob had done it, seeing that he's

shorter than Phil were, the shot would ha' gone almost upward; but,

no, they didn't:--lastly, and most formidably, Saul, as the magistrate

saith, the marks in the snow were printed there, by shoes made

right-and-left fashion; and the right-foot shoe being marked o' the

left-foot side, and the left o' t'other,--it don't seem likely they

could ha' been worn by the feet they were made for.--So now you do know

what you've a' got to answer, come along quietly.” In a few minutes

The Chough and Stump kitchen was utterly deserted; even Gough himself

followed his customers, who, without exception, accompanied the

constable and his prisoner, to Stapleton Hall, the magistrate's

residence. After a brief examination, Saul was ushered into an

apartment, three stories above the ground floor, called “The

Wainscot-room;”--which, on account of its peculiar situation and

construction, although it had once been used for better purposes, was

then appropriated to the reception of those who happened to be under

the ban of the law, previously to their discharge, on finding “good and

sufficient mampernors” for their appearance at the ensuing assizes or

sessions, or their removal to the county gaol, according to the nature

of the offence. For the honour of the village it is proper to remark,

that “The Wainscot-room” was but seldom occupied. It was there Saul had,

only an hour before, taken leave of Robert, who was now far on his

road to an accused felon's cell. Braintree had just been told by the

magistrate that, early on the ensuing morning, he must follow his son;

but he suffered a strong rope to be fastened round his waist, by a

slip-knot, and tied to an iron bar in the chimney, not only without

murmuring or resisting, but actually joking with those who performed the

operation. Although Mr. Stapleton considered that it was impossible

for the prisoner to escape from his temporary prison, yet for better

security, on account of the crime with which Saul was charged, he

ordered the constable to keep watch, either in, or at the door of the

room, during the night.

Before the earth-stopper quitted “The Wainscot-room” to go on his

solitary task, Saul had made him promise to acquaint Martin Stapleton,

the 'squire's only son, that he, Braintree, earnestly desired to see the

young gentleman, before he went to bed. The old man so well performed

his promise, and urged Braintree's request to young Stapleton with such

warmth, that in less than an hour Martin entered the room.

“Abel,” said he to the constable, as he came in, “you may go down

stairs; I'll remain with Braintree while you get something for supper.”

Abel, “nothing loath,” tripped down to the hall, and Martin, who was

a fine young man, just verging on manhood, walked up, with a sorrowful

countenance and a heart full of grief, toward the man, under whose

humble roof he had passed some of his happiest hours. Martin's mother

died in giving him birth, and Saul's wife had been his nurse. Although

disgraced by 'Squire Stapleton, Saul Braintree had ever been a favourite

companion of young Martin, not only on account of his intimate

acquaintance with those sports in which Martin delighted, but because

Saul had always testified a fondness for him from his boyhood upward;

and, besides these attractions, the poacher's cottage contained a

magnet, in the person of his pretty daughter, Peggy, which often drew

Martin beneath its roof, when his father thought he was otherwise

occupied.

“Well, Master Martin,” said Saul, as the young 'squire approached; “here

you be at last! I were vool enow to think, I shouldn't ha' been here

vive minutes avore you'd ha' come, if it were only to zay 'How are'ee,

Zaul?'--But there, why should I grumble? Hit a deer in the shoulder,

and then put the dogs on his scent, and what will the herd do?--Why, vly

vrom un, to be zure, and no vools, neither;--but come, vine preaching

doant cure corns:--virst and voremost--will'ee get me a drop o' brandy,

Master Martin?--I be zo low az the grave, az you may guess; get me a

thimble-vull, and then we'll talk a bit.”

“I have brought my shooting-flask, Saul,” replied Martin; “there is not

much left in it.”

“Ah! this be kind!--this be good of 'ee, Master Martin. What, you thought

how it would be with me? You knowed me long enow, to be zure that I

should want summat to cheer me up, did 'ee? Never mind the cork, Master

Martin,” continued Saul, as Martin, with a trembling hand, fruitlessly

endeavoured to extract the cork; “put it betwixt my teeth, and pull;

I'll warrant I do hould vast enow; or knock off the neck o' un against

my handcuffs. What, it bean't your leather vlask, be it? Odd! cut un

open wi' a knife.--I be a choaking for it, Master Martin;--I be, truly.”

By this time, Martin had pulled out part of the cork, and thrust the

remainder of it through the neck. He handed the flask to Saul, who

gulped down one half of its contents in a few seconds.

“There is not enough to divide,” observed Martin, “you may as well

finish it.”

“No, thank'ee, Master Martin,” replied Braintree, returning the flask;

“you'll want a drop for yourself, presently.”

“I, Saul!”

“Ay! you, Martin!--Look thee, lad,--there be times when the best ov us

would be glad ov it Brandy be a God-send; but we don't use it--that is,

zuch as I be, doan't--as we should. There be times, I tell'ee, when it

be needed.”

“That's true enough,” said Martin, endeavouring to force a smile; “I

have often been glad of it, after a three hours' tramp through the

stubble and turnips, on a cold day, under a heavy double-barrelled gun,

with a belt brimful of shot, and no birds in my pocket.”

“That were for thy body, lad; but thoult want it, anan, for thy soul.

I be gwain to vright--to terrify thee!--Thou'st a tightish heart, and

thou'st need ov it now. Mind me, Martin, I bean't romancing. It ha' been

smooth roads and no turnpikes wi' thee all thy life; there's a bit o'

rough coming, thee doesn't dream of.”

“Good God! Braintree! your manner alarms me!--What do you mean?”

“Martin!--I zuppoze thee thinks, I ought to be obliged to thee, vor

coming to me;--vor bringing a man accused as I be, brandy,--but I

bean't. If thee hadst not a' come, I'd ha' brought thee, though a waggon

and zix horses were pulling thee t'other way. There's my hand; I ha'

put it to thee through a hole in the window at whoam, a'ter thou'st a'

wished me good night, and the door were vast;--I do put it out to thee

now through a velon's wristband--wou'st take it?”

“Excuse me, Braintree!--I would do all I could;--I have even gone beyond

the line that a sense of propriety dictates: but you must not take such

advantage of the familiarity which commenced when I was a child, and has

since, through peculiar circumstances, continued;--you must not, I say,

presume upon that, to ask me, to shake hands with a man--”

“Accused ov murder! that's what thee means, yean't it?” asked Saul; and

his brows were knit, and his lips slightly quivered, as he spoke. Martin

stood silent.

“Then I'll tell thee what, lad,” pursued Saul, vehemently; “that stomach

o' thine shall come down:--I'll _make_ thee!”

“Braintree,” said the young man seriously, but in considerable

agitation; “what do you mean by this?--Are you mad?”

“Noa, noa;--not yet, not yet;--but handy to it--Not mad!” exclaimed

Saul, striking the iron, which bound his wrists, against his head; “but

don't trouble about I, lad; look to thy own wits, young chap.”

“Really, Saul, I cannot put up with a continuance of this:--you are not

drunk; I know it by your manner. I have never seen you thus before. I

pity you; and pray to God, that you may obtain a deliverance, by the

verdict of a jury.”

“I'll never be tried!” exclaimed Saul in a loud whisper.--“I'll never be

tried! Zaul Braintree ha'n't kept his wits brooding all these years,

to be caught like a quail, and ha' his neck twisted! No, no; they ha'

brought me to the wrong gaol for that; it's like putting a rat in a

fishing-net.”

“I don't think, Saul, there is any probability of your escaping,” said

young Stapleton; “and I advise you not to make the attempt.”

“Don't talk to I.--Ha'n't I, when you was a buoy, no bigger round than

my thigh,--ha'n't I heard you read, when you zat a-top o' my knee,

about the mouse gnawing the lion out o' the znare:--han't I?--Ah! you do

recollect, do'ee?”

“I do, I do, too well, Saul,” replied Martin, as a tear trickled down

his cheek; “and I am sorry--I am grieved--I feel more than you can

imagine to see you here. But what has the fable to do with you?”

“Every thing--I shall get out--strength can't do it for me, but--”

“Saul Braintree, I now see what you are driving at,” said Martin; “but

do not flatter yourself with so vain a hope. You are accused of a crime,

of which, I hope--nay, I think--you will prove yourself guiltless:

but though I am but young, I feel that I ought not, dare not, cannot

interfere between you and the laws of your country. My father--”

“Now, doan't'ee preach; doan't'ee make a zimpleton o' your-zelf, I

tell'ee:--but, can any body hear us?--be the constable nigh?” eagerly

inquired Saul, dropping his voice to a low tone.

“No,” said Martin, “you may be sure of that; or I would not have

remained, thus long, exposed to the madness or insolence of your

remarks;--I know not which to call it.”

“Why, thou jackanapes!” said Saul, sneeringly, though his eye, at

the same time, glared with an expression of the utmost fury on

young Stapleton; “thou young jackanapes! dost thee tell I about

insolence?--Thee shalt down on thy knees for this.”

“Braintree, good night,” said Martin, moving toward the door: “I did not

expect this conduct.”

“What, thee'rt gwain to leave me, then? Zurely, thee bean't in earnest?”

Martin had, by this time, reached the door, and was evidently

determined on quitting the room. The prisoner, perceiving his intention,

immediately assumed a tone of supplication. “Now, doan't thee go, Master

Stapleton,” said he; “doan't thee!--do come back--do hear me, if it be

but vor a minute. I were wrong, I were, indeed. Doan't thee leave

me yet--doan't thee--doan't thee--doan't thee! Come back, Master

Martin;--on my knees I do but of thee:--do come back--for Peggy's zake.”

Martin withdrew his hand from the door and returned. “Saul,” said he, as

he approached, “I never felt till now, the truth of what you have often

told me, namely,--that if I encouraged an affection for your daughter, I

should rue it. I _do_ now, most bitterly. Poor--poor Peggy!”

“Ah! poor girl!--Come nearer, Master Martin--poor Peggy!”

“Now, Saul, I'll hear you for one minute only; and this must--this shall

be our last interview--unless--”

“Vor one minute, didst say?” exclaimed Saul triumphantly, as he clutched

the wrist of Martin in his powerful grasp; “thou shalt hear me vor

an hour;--thou sha' not quit me, till thou and I do leave this place,

hand-in-hand, together. Ah! thou mayst struggle; but thou knowest the

old zaying, 'A Braintree's grip is as zafe as a zmith's vice--if thee

wast a horse I'd hold thee.”

“Scoundrel! villain!” exclaimed Martin, endeavouring, with all his

might, to release himself; “let go your hold, or I'll--”

“Ah! do--hit me now, do--now I ha' got the handcuffs on; any child might

gi'e Zaul Braintree a zlap o' the face now. Hit me--why doan't 'ee,--wi'

your t'other hand? There's no danger o' my drashing'ee vor't Hit

me--doan't'ee unclench your vist--here's my head--hit me, Master

Martin.”

“For heaven's sake, Saul!” exclaimed young Stapleton, “if you ever

esteemed me, let me go!--If you do not, I must alarm the house.”

“Oh! if you did, Martin!” replied Saul, “you'd ruin us both. I wouldn't

have'ee do so, vor the hope I've a' got of living a week over the next

zpring assize. If you did 'larm the house, Martin, you'd drop from a

young 'zquire into a poacher's zon, and hang your own vather to boot.”

“Hang my father!”

“Ah! doan't'ee look round the room that vashion:--you be zure there be

no one listening?”

“Positive!”

“Then turn your eyes here, lad:--Meg Braintree was more than your

nurse.--She's your own mother!--Now I'll let go thy wrist; for I've got

a grip at thy heart. There, thee bee'st vree! Why doesn't go?--I doan't

hold thee: go, if thee canst.”

“Saul, you surely are not in your senses!”

“May be I bean't, for trouble turns a man's brain;--but you be,

bean't'ee? You can't ha' vorgot how often I ha' pushed Bob off my knee

to put you upon it. Why did I do so?--'cause thee wert my zon, and he

were'Zquire Ztapleton's.--Haven't I hugged thee up to my breast, until

thee'st a' squalled wi' the squeeze, when nobody was by?--I'd a grudge

against the'zquire;--why, thee know'st well enough;--zo I made Meg,

who nursed'ee both, change buoy for buoy. I thought to ha' made a vine

vellow o' my zon at the'zquire's expence, little thinking I should ever

want un to zave my life. I thought, when you was a man, to ha' comed

up to'ee and zaid, 'Zquire, I be your vather,--zo and zo were the

case,--make me comvortable, or I'll be a tell-tale.' That were

my project; to zay nothing of having a bit of revenge upon

the'zquire!--Lord, Lord! how I ha' chuckled to myzelf thinking on't Can

any man zay I ever used Bob like my own zon? Answer me that. D--n un!

I always hated un, vor his vather's zake: though the lad's a good lad,

and, if he were mine, I should love un;--and I do, zometimes, I dunno'

why:--but I ha; drashed un,--and while I were drashing un, I've a'most

thought, I were drashing the vather o' un. But I ha' done un a good turn

when he didn't know it. I ha' kissed un when he were asleep,--a'most

upon the zly, like, even to myzelf. And when he broke his leg, I tended

upon un, as you do know; and he's a' loved me zo, ever zince, that I ha'

scores and scores o' times been zorry for it; for I do hate un because

he's the zon of his vather:--but what be the matter wi' 'ee? What's

amiss? Why d'ye stare and glower zo?”

“Saul Braintree,” said Martin, “whether your words are true or not--and

what you mention, I have observed--you have made me the most

wretched being on earth; for whatever comes to pass, I must still

suspect--Margaret, my heart tells me, may be--Oh! that horrid _may_,

which is worse than certainty--may be--nay, I cannot pronounce it! Oh!

Saul! if I could but believe you--if I could but make up my mind, even

to the worst, it would be a comfort.”

“Martin Braintree,--for that be your name,” said Saul, “didn't I warn'ee

about Peggy? Didn't I--when I saw you were getting vond of her--didn't I

try to offend'ee, zo az to keep'ee from coming to our cottage? Didn't I

insult'ee?--but you wouldn't take it.”

“You did, Saul, grossly insult me; but my love,--perhaps, my accursed

love,--made me overlook it What a gulph of horror is opened before me!

Peggy my sister! and you--you my father!--It cannot--it is not so, Saul.

Unsay what you have said, and I will save you.”

“I won't unsay it; it's out now, and I can't help it. If thou still

doubt'st, Martin, go down and ask my wife--ask Meg; if thou still

doubt'st, lad,--ask thy own heart--young as thee bee'st--if a vather

could let a zon be hung for a crime of which thic zon bean't guilty!”

“And is Robert innocent, then?”

“Ay, lad, as thou art”

“But you--surely, you--”

“Take a drop of brandy, and I'll tell thee all, buoy: thee'rt my own

vlesh and blood, and I'll talk to thee as I would to my own heart. Now,

do 'ee take the flask; halve it, and gi'e me the rest;--or take it all,

if thee dost veel qualmish.--I be zad enough, but don't stint thyself,

Martin.”

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