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ROMANTIC SPAIN:

_A RECORD OF PERSONAL EXPERIENCES._

ROMANTIC SPAIN:

A Record of Personal Experiences.

BY

JOHN AUGUSTUS O'SHEA,

AUTHOR OF

"LEAVES FROM THE LIFE OF A SPECIAL CORRESPONDENT,"

"AN IRON-BOUND CITY," ETC.

"Oh, lovely Spain! renowned, romantic land!"

CHILDE HAROLD.

IN TWO VOLUMES.

VOL. II.

LONDON:

WARD AND DOWNEY,

12, YORK STREET, COVENT GARDEN, W.C.

1887.

[_All Rights Reserved._]

CONTENTS OF VOL. II.

CHAPTER I.

Page

A Tidy City--A Sacred Corpse--Remarkable Features

of Puerto--A Calesa--Lady Blanche's Castle--A

Typical English Engineer--British Enterprise--"Success

to the Cadiz Waterworks!"--Visit to a

Bodega--Wine and Women--The Coming Man--A

Strike 1-18

CHAPTER II.

The Charms of Cadiz--Seville-by-the-Sea--Cervantes--Daughters

of Eve--The Ladies who Prayed and

the Women who Didn't--Fasting Monks--Notice to

Quit on the Nuns--The Rival Processions--Gutting

a Church--A Disorganized Garrison--Taking it Easy--The

Mysterious "Mr. Crabapple"--The Steamer

_Murillo_--An Unsentimental Navvy--Bandaged

Justice--Tricky Ship-Owning--Painting Black

White 19-41

CHAPTER III.

Expansion of Carlism--A Pseudo-Democracy--Historic

Land and Water Marks--An Impudent Stowaway--Spanish

Respect for Providence--A Fatal

Signal--Playing with Fire--Across the Bay--Farewell

to Andalusia--British Spain 42-50

CHAPTER IV.

Gabriel Tar--A Hard Nut to Crack--In the Cemetery--An

Old Tipperary Soldier--Marks of the Broad

Arrow--The "Scorpions"--The Jaunting-Cars--Amusements

on the Rock--Mrs. Damages' Complaint--The

Bay, the Alameda, and Tarifa--How

to Learn Spanish--Types of the British Officer--The

Wily Ben Solomon--A Word for the Subaltern--Sunset

Gun--The Sameness of Sutlersville 51-75

CHAPTER V.

From Pillar to Pillar--Historic Souvenirs--Off to

Africa--The Sweetly Pretty Albert--Gibraltar by

Moonlight--The Chain-Gang--Across the Strait--A

Difficult Landing--Albert is Hurt--"Fat Mahomet"--The

Calendar of the Centuries Put Back--Tangier:

the People, the Streets, the Bazaar--Our Hotel--A

Coloured Gentleman--Seeing the Sights--Local

Memoranda--Jewish Disabilities--Peep at a Photographic

Album--The Writer's Notions on Harem

Life 76-102

CHAPTER VI.

A Pattern Despotism--Some Moorish Peculiarities--A

Hell upon Earth--Fighting for Bread--An Air-Bath--Surprises

of Tangier--On Slavery--The

Writer's Idea of a Moorish Squire--The Ladder of

Knowledge--Gulping Forbidden Liquor--Division

of Time--Singular Customs--The Shereef of Wazan--The

Christian who Captivated the Moor--The

Interview--Moslem Patronage of Spain--A Slap for

England--A Vision of Beauty--An English Desdemona:

Her Plaint--One for the Newspaper Men--The

Ladies' Battle--Farewell--The English Lady's

Maid--Albert is Indisposed--The Writer Sums up

on Morocco 103-135

CHAPTER VII.

Back to Gibraltar--The Parting with Albert--The

Tongue of Scandal--Voyage to Malaga--"No Police,

no Anything"--Federalism Triumphant--Madrid _in

Statu Quo_--Orense--Progress of the Royalists--On

the Road Home--In the Insurgent Country--Stopped

by the Carlists--An Angry Passenger is

Silenced 136-151

CHAPTER VIII.

On the Wing--Ordered to the Carlist Headquarters--Another

_Petit Paris_--Carlists from Cork--How

Leader was Wounded--Beating-up for an Anglo-Irish

Legion--Pontifical Zouaves--A Bad Lot--Oddities

of Carlism--Santa Cruz Again--Running

a Cargo--On Board a Carlist Privateer--A Descendant

of Kings--"Oh, for an Armstrong Twenty-Four

Pounder!"--Crossing the Border--A Remarkable

Guide--Mountain Scenery--In Navarre--Challenged

at Vera--Our Billet with the Parish Priest--The Sad

Story of an Irish Volunteer--Dialogue with Don

Carlos--The Happy Valley--Bugle-Blasts--The

Writer in a Quandary--The Fifth Battalion of

Navarre--The Distribution of Arms--The Bleeding

Heart--Enthusiasm of the Chicos 152-187

CHAPTER IX.

The Cura of Vera--Fueros of the Basques--Carlist Discipline--Fate

of the _San Margarita_--The Squadron

of Vigilance--How a Capture was Effected--The

Sea-Rovers in the Dungeon--Visit to the Prisoners--San

Sebastian--A Dead Season--The Defences of a

Threatened City--Souvenirs of War--The Miqueletes--In

a Fix--A German Doctor's Warning 188-210

CHAPTER X.

Belcha's Brigands--Pale-Red Republicans--The Hyena--More

about the _San Margarita_--Arrival of a Republican

Column--The Jaunt to Los Pasages--A

Sweet Surprise--"The Prettiest Girl in Spain"--A

Madrid Acquaintance--A Costly Pull--The Diligence

at Last--Renteria and its Defences--A Furious Ride--In

France Again--Unearthing Santa Cruz--The

Outlaw in his Lair--Interviewed at Last--The Truth

about the Endarlasa Massacre--A Death-Warrant--The

Buried Gun--Fanaticism of the Partisan-Priest 211-238

CHAPTER XI.

An Audible Battle--"Great Cry and Little Wool"--A

Carlist Court Newsman--The Religious War--The

Siege of Oyarzun--Madrid Rebels--"The Money of

Judas"--A Manifesto from Don Carlos--An Ideal

Monarch--Necessity of Social and Political Reconstruction

Proclaimed--A Free Church--A Broad

Policy--The King for the People--The Theological

Question--Austerity in Alava--Clerical and Non-Clerical

Carlists--Disavowal of Bigotry--A Republican

Editor on the Carlist Creed--Character of

the Basques--Drill and Discipline--Guerilleros _versus_

Regulars 239-268

CHAPTER XII.

Barbarossa--Royalist-Republicans--Squaring a Girl--At

Irun--"Your Papers?"--The Barber's Shop--A

Carlist Spy--An Old Chum--The Alarm--A Breach

of Neutrality--Under Fire--Caught in the Toils--The

Heroic Thomas--We Slope--A Colleague Advises

Me--"A Horse! a Horse!"--State of Bilbao--Don

Carlos at Estella--Sanchez Bregua Recalled--Tolosa

Invites--Republican Ineptitude--Do not Spur a Free

Horse--Very Ancient Boys--Meditations in Bed--A

Biscay Storm 269-299

CHAPTER XIII.

Nearing the End--Firing on the Red Cross--Perpetuity

of War--Artistic Hypocrites--The Jubilee Year--The

Conflicts of a Peaceful Reign--Major Russell--Quick

Promotion--The Foreign Legion--The Aspiring

Adventurer--A Leader's Career--A Piratical

Proposal--The "Ojaladeros" of Biarritz--A Friend

in Need--Buying a Horse--Gilpin Outdone--"Fred

Burnaby" 300-317

FOOTNOTES

NOTES OF THE TRANSCRIBER

ROMANTIC SPAIN.

CHAPTER I.

A Tidy City--A Sacred Corpse--Remarkable Features of Puerto--A

Calesa--Lady Blanche's Castle--A Typical English Engineer--British

Enterprise--"Success to the Cadiz Waterworks!"--Visit to a

Bodega--Wine and Women--The Coming Man--A Strike.

PUERTO de Santa Maria has the name of being the neatest and tidiest city

in Spain, and neatness and tidiness are such dear homely virtues, I

thought I could not do better than hie me thither to see if the tale

were true. With a wrench I tore myself from the soft capital of

Andalusia, delightful but demoralizing. I was growing lazier every day I

spent there; I felt energy oozing out of every pore of my body; and in

the end I began to get afraid that if I stopped much longer I should

only be fit to sing the song of the sluggard:--"You have waked me too

soon, let me slumber again." Seville is a dangerous place; it is worse

than Capua; it would enervate Cromwell's Ironsides. Happily for me the

mosquitoes found out my bedroom, and pricked me into activity, or I

might not have summoned the courage to leave it for weeks, the more

especially as I had a sort of excuse for staying. The Cardinal

Archbishop had promised a friend of mine to let him inspect the body of

St. Fernando, and my friend had promised to take me with him. Now, this

was a great favour. St. Fernando is one of the patrons of Seville; he

has been dead a long time, but his corpse refuses to putrefy, like those

of ordinary mortals; it is a sacred corpse, and in a beatific state of

preservation. Three times a year the remains of the holy man are

uncovered, and the faithful are admitted to gaze on his incorruptible

features. This was not one of the regular occasions; the Cardinal

Archbishop had made an exception in compliment to my friend, who is a

rising young diplomat, so that the favour was really a favour. I

declined it with thanks--very much obliged, indeed--pressure of

business called me elsewhere--the cut-and-dry form of excuse; but I

never mentioned a word about the mosquitoes. I told my friend to thank

the prelate for his graciousness; the prelate expressed his sorrow that

my engagements did not permit me to wait, and begged that I would oblige

him by letting the British public know the shameful way he and his

priests were treated by the Government They had not drawn a penny of

salary for three years. This was a fact; and very discreditable it was

to the Government, and a good explanation of the disloyalty of their

reverences. If a contract is made it should be kept; the State

contracted to support the Church, but since Queen Isabella decamped the

State had forgotten its engagement.

Puerto de Santa Maria deserves the name it has got. It is a clean and

shapely collection of houses, regularly built. People in England are apt

to associate the idea of filth with Spain; this, at least in Andalusia,

is a mistake. The cleanliness is Flemish. Soap and the scrubbing-brush

are not spared; linen is plentiful and spotless, and water is used for

other purposes than correcting the strength of wine. Walking down the

long main street with its paved causeways and pebbly roadway, with its

straight lines of symmetric houses, coquettish in their marble balconies

and brightly-painted shutters and railings, one might fancy himself in

Brock or Delft but that the roofs are flat, that the gables are not

turned to the street, and that the sky is a cloudless blue. I am

speaking now of fine days; but there are days when the sky is cloudy and

the wind blows, and the waters in the Bay of Cadiz below surge up sullen

and yeasty, and there are days when the rain comes down quick, thick,

and heavy as from a waterspout, and the streets are turned for the

moment into rivulets. But the effects of the rain do not last long;

Spain is what washerwomen would call a good drying country. Beyond its

neatness and tidiness, Puerto has other features to recommend it to the

traveller. It has a bookseller's shop, where the works of Eugene Sue and

Paul de Kock can be had in choice Spanish, side by side with the Carlist

Almanack, "by eminent monarchical writers," and the calendar of the

Saragossan prophet (the Spanish Old Moore); but it is not to that I

refer--half a hundred Andalusian towns can boast the same. It has its

demolished convent, but since the revolution of '68 that is no more a

novelty than the Alameda, or sand-strewn, poplar-planted promenade,

which one meets in every Spanish hamlet. It has the Atlantic waves

rolling in at its feet, and a pretty sight it is to mark the feluccas,

with single mast crossed by single yard, like an unstrung bow, moored by

the wharf or with outspread sail bellying before the breeze on their way

to Cadiz beyond, where she sits throned on the other side of the bay,

"like a silver cup" glistening in the sunshine, when sunshine there is.

The silver cup to which the Gaditanos are fond of comparing their city

looked more like dirty pewter as I approached it by water from Puerto;

but I was in a tub of a steamer, there was a heavy sea on and a heavy

mist out, and perhaps I was qualmish. Not for its booksellers' shops,

for its demolished convent, or for its vulgar Atlantic did this Puerto,

which the guide-books pass curtly by as "uninteresting," impress me as

interesting, but for two features that no seasoned traveller could,

would, or should overlook; its female population is the most attractive

in Andalusia, and it is the seat of an agreeable English colony. I

happened on the latter in a manner that is curious, so curious as to

merit relation.

I had intended to proceed to Cadiz from Seville after I had taken a peep

at Puerto, but that little American gentleman whom I met at Cordoba was

with me, and persuaded me to stop by the story of a wonderful castle

prison, a sort of _Tour de Nesle_, which was to be seen in the vicinity,

where the _bonne amie_ of a King of Spain had been built up in the good

old times when monarchs raised favourites from the gutter one day, and

sometimes ordered their weazands to be slit the next. This show-place is

about a league from Puerto, in the valley of Sidonia, and is called El

Castillo de Dona Blanca. We took a calesa to go there. My companion

objected to travelling on horseback; he could not stomach the peculiar

Moorish saddle with its high-peaked cantle and crupper, and its

catch-and-carry stirrups. We took a calesa, as I have said. To my dying

day I shall not forget that vehicle of torture. But it may be necessary

to tell what is a calesa. Procure a broken-down hansom, knock off the

driver's seat, paint the body and wheels the colour of a roulette-table

at a racecourse, stud the hood with brass nails of the pattern of those

employed to beautify genteel coffins, remove the cushions, and replace

them with a wisp of straw, smash the springs, and put swing-leathers

underneath instead, cover the whole article with a coating of liquid

mud, leave it to dry in a mouldy place where the rats shall have free

access to the leather for gnawing practice, return in seven years, and

you will find a tolerably correct imitation of that decayed machine, the

Andalusian calesa. It is more picturesque than the Neapolitan

_corricolo_; it is all ribs and bones, and is much given to inward

groaning as it jerks and jolts along. Such a trap we took; the driver

lazily clambered on the shafts, and away hobbled our lean steed.

The road to Lady Blanche's Castle is like that to Jordan in the nigger

songs; it is "a hard road to travel"--a road full of holes and quagmires

and jutting rocks; and yet the driver told me it had once been a good

road, but that was in the reign of Queen Isabella. Everything seems to

have been allowed to go to dilapidation since. On the outskirts of

Puerto we passed an English cemetery; I am glad to say it is almost

uninhabited. If there is an English dead settlement there ought to be a

live one, I reasoned, unless those who are buried here date from

Peninsular battles. The first part of the road to Blanche's Castle is

level, and bordered with thick growths of prickly pear; there is a view

of the sea, and of the Guadalate, spanned by a metal bridge--a Menai on

a small scale. Farther on, as we get to a district called La Piedad, the

country is diversified by swampy flats at one side and sandy hills at

the other. Blanche's Castle was a commonplace ruin, a complete "sell,"

and we turned our horse's head rather savagely. As we were coming back,

the little American shortening the way by Sandford and Merton

observations of this nature--"Prickly pear makes a capital hedge; no

cattle will face it; the spikes of the plant are as tenacious as

fish-hooks. The fibres of the aloe are unusually strong; they make

better cordage than hemp, but will not bear the wet so well"--a sight

caught my eyes which caused me to stare. A tall young fellow, with his

trousers tucked up, was wading knee-deep in the bottoms beside the road.

He wore a suit of Oxford mixture.

"Who or what is that gentleman?" I asked the driver.

"An English engineer," was the answer.

I stopped the calesa, hailed him, and inquired was he fond of rheumatic

fever. He laughed, and pronounced the single word, "Duty." A little

word, but one that means much. A Spanish engineer would never have done

this; they are great in offices and at draughting on paper, but they

seldom tuck up their sleeves, much less their trousers, to labour out of

doors as the young Englishman was doing. I made his acquaintance, and he

willingly consented to show me over the works in which he was engaged,

which were intended to supply Cadiz with water. In England water is to

be had too easily to be estimated at its proper value. At Cadiz it is a

marketable commodity. Even the parrots there squeak "agua." Every drop

of rain that falls is carefully gathered in cisterns, and the

conveyance of water in boatloads from Puerto across the Bay is a regular

trade. An English company had been formed to supply the parched seaport

and the ships that call there with fresh water, and its reservoirs were

situated at La Piedad. In the bowels of the flats below, where the

snipe-shooting ought to be good, our countryman told me the water was to

be sought. Galleries had been sunk in every direction in land which the

company had purchased, and pumps and engines are soon to be erected that

will raise the liquid collected there up to the reservoirs which have

been hewn out of the hills above. These reservoirs, approached by

passages excavated out of the rough sandstone, are stout and solid

specimens of the mason's craft directed by the engineer's skill. Here we

met a second gentleman superintending the labours of the men, but he was

surely a Spaniard; he spoke the language with the readiness of one born

on the soil; still, he had a matter-of-fact, resolute quickness about

him that was hardly Spanish. Doubts as to his nationality were soon

dispelled; the engineer we had surprised in the swamp presented us to

his colleague Forrest, engineer to Messrs. Barnett and Gale, of

Westminster, the contractors, as thoroughbred an Englishman as ever came

out of the busy town of Blackburn.

Mr. Forrest at once stood to cross-examination by the American, who had

all the inquisitiveness of his race.

"We employ a couple of hundred men, on an average, here," he said, "all

of whom, with but two exceptions, are Spaniards, and very fair

hard-working fellows they are; in the town below we have a small colony

of English, and if you don't take it amiss I shall be happy to present

you to our society."

I know little of the technicalities of engineering, but I saw enough of

this work to be certain that it was well and truly done, and I heard

enough of the scarcity of water in Cadiz to be convinced it will be a

great boon when finished. The reservoirs are constructed in colonnades,

supported by ashlar pillars and roofed with rubble; for the water must

be shaded from the sun in this hot climate; the pillars are buttered

over with cement, and there is over a foot of cement concrete on the

flooring, to guard against filtration. As we paced about the sombre

aisles, echo multiplied every syllable we uttered; the repetition of

sound is as distinct as in the whispering gallery of St. Paul's, and I

could not help remarking, "What a splendid robber's cave this would

make!"

"Too tell-tale," said the practical American; "make a better cave of

harmony."

"The only pipes that are ever likely to blow here are water-pipes,"

smilingly put in the engineer; "we intend to lay them from this to

Cadiz, some twenty-eight miles distant. Roughly speaking, we are about

ninety feet above the level of the place, so that the highest building

there can be supplied with ease."

The Romans were benefactors to many portions of this dry land of Spain;

they built up aqueducts which are still in use, but they neglected

Cadiz. The town has been dependent on these springs of La Piedad for its

water supply, except such as dropped from heaven, for three hundred

years, and attempts to obtain water from wells or borings in the

neighbourhood have invariably failed. The water which is found in this

basin, held by capillary attraction in the permeable strata through

which it soaks till the hard impermeable stratum is met--retained, in

short, in a natural reservoir--is excellent in quality, limpid and

sparkling. Puerto has been supplied from the place for time out of mind,

and Puerto has been so well supplied that it could afford to sell

panting Cadiz its surplus. With English capital and enterprise putting

new life into those old hills, and cajoling the precious beverage out of

their bosom, which unskilled engineers let go to waste, Cadiz should

shortly have reason to bless the foreign company that relieves its

thirst. Clear virgin water, such as will course down the tunnels to

bubble up in the Gaditanian fountains, is the greatest luxury of life

here; "Agua fresca, cool as snow," is the most welcome of cries in the

summer, and temperate Spain is as devoted to the colourless liquid that

the temperance lecturer Gough and his compeers call Adam's ale, as ever

London drayman was to Barclay's Entire. Success, then, to the Cadiz

Waterworks Company: we drank the toast on the hill-side of "Piety" they

were making fruitful of good, drank it in tipple of their and nature's

brewing, but had latent hopes that Forrest or his colleague would help

us to a bumper of the generous grape-juice for which the district is

famed, when we got down to the pleasant companionship of the English

colony below.

Nor were our hopes disappointed. There are innumerable bodegas, or

wine-vaults, in the town, in which bottles and barrels of wine are

neatly caged in labelled array, according to age, quality, and kind.

Very clean and roomy these stores of vinous treasure are, with an

indescribable semi-medicinal odour languidly pervading them. We visited

a bodega belonging to an Englishman, who ranks as a grandee of the

first-class, the Duke of Ciudad Rodrigo and eke of Vitoria, but who is

better known as the Duke of Wellington. The natural wine of this

district is too thin for insular palates. They crave something fiery,

and, by my word, they get it. Like that Irish car-driver who rejected my

choicest, oily, mellow "John Jameson," but thanked me after gulping a

hell-glass of new spirit, violent assault liquefied, they want a drink

that will catch them by the throat and assert its prerogative going

down. What a beamy old imposition is that rich brown sherry of city

banquets, over which the idiot of a connoisseur cunningly smacks his

lips and rolls his moist eyes. If he were only told how much of it was

real and how much artificial, would he not gasp and crimson! It would be

unmerciful to inform him that his pet cordial is charged with sulphuric

acid gas, that it is sweetened with cane-sugar, that it is flavoured

with "garnacha dulce," that it is coloured with plastered _must_ and

fortified with brandy, before it is shipped. Let us leave him in

blissful ignorance. We tasted many samples before we left, but I own I

have no liking for sherries, simple or doctored. Among Spanish wines I

far prefer the full-bodied astringent sub-acidity of the common Val de

Penas, beloved of Cervantes. But the Queen of wines is sound Bordeaux.

To that Queen, however, a delicate etherous Amontillado might be

admitted as Spanish maid-of-honour, preceding the royal footsteps, while

the syrupy Malaga from the Doradillo grape might follow as attendant in

her train.

From wine to women is an easy transition. Both are benedictions from on

high, and I have no patience with the foul churl who cannot enjoy the

one with proper continence, and rise the better and more chivalrous from

the society of the other. Wine well used is a good familiar

creature--kindles, soothes, and inspirits: the cup of wine warmed by the

smile of woman gives courage to the soldier and genius to the minstrel.

With Burns--and he was no ordinary seer--I hold that the sweetest hours

that e'er we spend are spent among the lasses. I will go farther and say

the most profitable hours. And some sweet and profitable hours 'twas

mine to spend among the fawn-orbed lasses of Puerto, with their

childlike gaiety, their desire to please, and their fetching freedom

from affectation. Would that the wines exported from the district were

half as unsophisticated! These lasses were not learned in the "ologies"

or the "isms," but they were sincere; and their locks flowed long and

free, and when they laughed the coral sluices flying open gave scope to

a full silvery music cascading between pales of gleaming pearl. An

admixture of this strain with the fair-skinned men of the North should

produce a magnificent race; and, indeed, if we paid half the attention

to the improvement of the human animal which we do to that of the equine

or the porcine, the experiment would not have been left untried so long.

In-and-in breeding is a mistake, and can only commend itself, and that

for selfish reasons, to the Aztec in physique and the imbecile in mind.

The families which take most pride in their purity are the most

degenerate; the stock which is the most robust and handsome is that

which has in it a liberal infusion of foreign bloods. In my opinion, the

coming man, the highest form of well-balanced qualities--moral,

intellectual, and masculine--the nearest approach to perfection, must

ultimately be developed in the United States.

Puerto has a wide-spread reputation as the nursery-ground for

bull-fighters. To the arena it is what Newmarket is to the British turf.

Everybody there walks about armed, but murder is not more rife in

proportion than in London. As it happened, a fellow was shot while I was

there, but that would not justify one in coming to the conclusion that

homicide was a flourishing indigenous product. Still, the natives did

not escape the contagion of unrest of their countrymen. For example, the

last news I heard before leaving my English friends was that the men in

the vineyards had struck work. These lazy scoundrels had the impudence

to demand that they should have half an hour after arrival on the

ground, and before beginning work, to smoke cigarettes, the same grace

after the breakfast hour, two hours for a siesta in the middle of the

day, another interval for a bout of smoking in the afternoon, and

finally that each should be entitled to an arroba (more than three and a

half gallons English) of wine per acre at the end of the season. They go

on the same basis as some trades' unions we are acquainted

with--reduction of hours of labour and increase of wages. "Will you give

in to them?" I asked of an English settler, in the wine trade. "Give

in------" but it is unnecessary to repeat the expletive; "I'll quietly

shut up my bodega."

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