HAYES CAMPAIGN.

1876

Delivered to the Veteran Soldiers of the Rebellion.

LADIES and Gentlemen, Fellow Citizens and Citizen Soldiers:--I am

opposed to the Democratic party, and I will tell you why. Every State

that seceded from the United States was a Democratic State. Every

ordinance of secession that was drawn was drawn by a Democrat. Every man

that endeavored to tear the old flag from the heaven that it enriches

was a Democrat. Every man that tried to destroy this nation was a

Democrat. Every enemy this great Republic has had for twenty years has

been a Democrat. Every man that shot Union soldiers was a Democrat.

Every man that denied to the Union prisoners even the worm-eaten crust

of famine, and when some poor, emaciated Union patriot, driven to

insanity by famine, saw in an insane dream the face of his mother, and

she beckoned him and he followed, hoping to press her lips once again

against his fevered face, and when he stepped one step beyond the dead

line the wretch that put the bullet through his loving, throbbing heart

was and is a Democrat.

Every man that loved slavery better than liberty was a Democrat. The

man that assassinated Abraham Lincoln was a Democrat. Every man that

sympathized with the assassin--every man glad that the noblest President

ever elected was assassinated, was a Democrat. Every man that wanted the

privilege of whipping another man to make him work for him for nothing

and pay him with lashes on his naked back, was a Democrat. Every man

that raised bloodhounds to pursue human beings was a Democrat. Every man

that clutched from shrieking, shuddering, crouching mothers, babes from

their breasts, and sold them into slavery, was a Democrat. Every man

that impaired the credit of the United States, every man that swore we

would never pay the bonds, every man that swore we would never

redeem the greenbacks, every maligner of his country's credit, every

calumniator of his country's honor, was a Democrat. Every man that

resisted the draft, every man that hid in the bushes and shot at Union

men simply because they were endeavoring to enforce the laws of their

country, was a Democrat. Every man that wept over the corpse of slavery

was a Democrat. Every man that cursed Abraham Lincoln because he

issued the Proclamation of Emancipation--the grandest paper since the

Declaration of Independence--every one of them was a Democrat. Every man

that denounced the soldiers that bared their breasts to the storms of

shot and shell for the honor of America and for the sacred rights of

man; was a Democrat. Every man that wanted an uprising in the North,

that wanted to release the rebel prisoners that they might burn down

the homes of Union soldiers above the heads of their wives and children,

while the brave husbands, the heroic fathers, were in the front fighting

for the honor of the old flag, every one of them was a Democrat. I am

not through yet. Every man that believed this glorious nation of ours

is a confederacy, every man that believed the old banner carried by our

fathers over the fields of the Revolution; the old flag carried by our

fathers over the fields of 1812; the glorious old banner carried by our

brothers over the plains of Mexico; the sacred banner carried by

our brothers over the cruel fields of the South, simply stood for a

contract, simply stood for an agreement, was a Democrat. Every man who

believed that any State could go out of the Union at its pleasure, every

man that believed the grand fabric of the American Government could

be made to crumble instantly into dust at the touch of treason, was a

Democrat. Every man that helped to burn orphan asylums in New York, was

a Democrat; every man that tried to fire the city of New York, although

he knew that thousands would perish, and knew that the great serpent of

flame leaping from buildings would clutch children from their mothers'

arms--every wretch that did it was a Democrat. Recollect it! Every man

that tried to spread smallpox and yellow fever in the North, as the

instrumentalities of civilized war, was a Democrat. Soldiers, every scar

you have on your heroic bodies was given you by a Democrat. Every scar,

every arm that is lacking, every limb that is gone, is a souvenir of a

Democrat. I want you to recollect it. Every man that was the enemy of

human liberty in this country was a Democrat. Every man that wanted

the fruit of all the heroism of all the ages to turn to ashes upon the

lips--every one was a Democrat.

I am a Republican. I will tell you why: This is the only free Government

in the world. The Republican party made it so. The Republican party took

the chains from four millions of people. The Republican party, with the

wand of progress, touched the auction-block and it became a schoolhouse.

The Republican party put down the Rebellion, saved the nation, kept the

old banner afloat in the air, and declared that slavery of every kind

should be extirpated from the face of this continent. What more? I am a

Republican because it is the only free party that ever existed. It is a

party that has a platform as broad as humanity, a platform as broad as

the human race, a party that says you shall have all the fruit of the

labor of your hands, a party that says you may think for yourself, a

party that says, no chains for the hands, no fetters for the soul.*

* At this point the rain began to descend, and it looked as

if a heavy shower was impending. Several umbrellas were put

up. Gov. Noyes--"God bless you! What is rain to soldiers"

Voice--"Go ahead; we don't mind the rain." It was proposed

to adjourn the meeting to Masonic Hall, but the motion was

voted down by an overwhelming majority, and Mr. Ingersoll

proceeded.

I am a Republican because the Republican party says this country is a

Nation, and not a confederacy. I am here in Indiana to speak, and I

have as good a right to speak here as though I had been born on this

stand--not because the State flag of Indiana waves over me--I would

not know it if I should see it. You have the same right to speak in

Illinois, not because the State flag of Illinois waves over you, but

because that banner, rendered sacred by the blood of all the heroes,

waves over you and me. I am in favor of this being a Nation. Think of a

man gratifying his entire ambition in the State of Rhode Island. We want

this to be a Nation, and you cannot have a great, grand, splendid people

without a great, grand, splendid country. The great plains, the sublime

mountains, the great rushing, roaring rivers, shores lashed by two

oceans, and the grand anthem of Niagara, mingle and enter, into the

character of every American citizen, and make him or tend to make him a

great and grand character. I am for the Republican party because it says

the Government has as much right, as much power, to protect its citizens

at home as abroad. The Republican party does not say that you have to go

away from home to get the protection of the Government. The Democratic

party says the Government cannot march its troops into the South to

protect the rights of the citizens. It is a lie. The Government claims

the right, and it is conceded that the Government has the right, to go

to your house, while you are sitting by your fireside with your wife and

children about you, and the old lady knitting, and the cat playing with

the yarn, and everybody happy and serene--the Government claims the

right to go to your fireside and take you by force and put you into the

army; take you down to the valley of the shadow of hell, put you by the

ruddy, roaring guns, and make you fight for your flag. Now, that being

so, when the war is over and your country is victorious, and you go back

to your home, and a lot of Democrats want to trample upon your rights, I

want to know if the Government that took you from your fireside and made

you fight for it, I want to know if it is not bound to fight for you.

The flag that will not protect its protectors is a dirty rag that

contaminates the air in which it waves. The government that will not

defend its defenders is a disgrace to the nations of the world. I am

a Republican because the Republican party says, "We will protect the

rights of American citizens at home, and if necessary we will march

an army into any State to protect the rights of the humblest American

citizen in that State." I am a Republican because that party allows

me to be free--allows me to do my own thinking in my own way. I am a

Republican because it is a party grand enough and splendid enough and

sublime enough to invite every human being in favor of liberty and

progress to fight shoulder to shoulder for the advancement of mankind.

It invites the Methodist, it invites the Catholic, it invites the

Presbyterian and every kind of sectarian; it invites the Freethinker;

it invites the infidel, provided he is in favor of giving to every other

human being every chance and every right that he claims for himself.

I am a Republican, I tell you. There is room in the Republican air

for every wing; there is room on the Republican sea for every sail.

Republicanism says to every man: "Let your soul be like an eagle; fly

out in the great dome of thought, and question the stars for yourself."

But the Democratic party says; "Be blind owls, sit on the dry limb of a

dead tree, and hoot only when that party says hoot."

In the Republican party there are no followers. We are all leaders.

There is not a party chain. There is not a party lash. Any man that does

not love this country, any man that does not love liberty, any man that

is not in favor of human progress, that is not in favor of giving

to others all he claims for himself; we do not ask him to vote the

Republican ticket. You can vote it if you please, and if there is any

Democrat within hearing who expects to die before another election,

we are willing that he should vote one Republican ticket, simply as a

consolation upon his death-bed. What more? I am a Republican because

that party believes in free labor. It believes that free labor will give

us wealth. It believes in free thought, because it believes that free

thought will give us truth. You do not know what a grand party you

belong to. I never want any holier or grander title of nobility than

that I belong to the Republican party, and have fought for the liberty

of man. The Republican party, I say, believes in free labor. The

Republican party also believes in slavery. What kind of slavery? In

enslaving the forces of nature.

We believe that free labor, that free thought, have enslaved the

forces of nature, and made them work for man. We make old attraction of

gravitation work for us; we make the lightning do our errands; we make

steam hammer and fashion what we need. The forces of nature are the

slaves of the Republican party. They have no backs to be whipped,

they have no hearts to be torn--no hearts to be broken; they cannot be

separated from their wives; they cannot be dragged from the bosoms of

their husbands; they work night and day and they never tire. You cannot

whip them, you cannot starve them, and a Democrat even can be trusted

with one of them. I tell you I am a Republican. I believe, as I told

you, that free labor will give us these slaves. Free labor will produce

all these things, and everything you have to-day has been produced by

free labor, nothing by slave labor.

Slavery never invented but one machine, and that was a threshing machine

in the shape of a whip. Free labor has invented all the machines. We

want to come down to the philosophy of these things. The problem of free

labor, when a man works for the wife he loves, when he works for the

little children he adores--the problem is to do the most work in the

shortest space of time. The problem of slavery is to do the least work

in the longest space of time. That is the difference. Free labor, love,

affection--they have invented everything of use in this world. I am a

Republican.

I tell you, my friends, this world is getting better every day, and the

Democratic party is getting smaller every day. See the advancement we

have made in a few years, see what we have done. We have covered this

nation with wealth, with glory and with liberty. This is the first free

Government in the world. The Republican party is the first party that

was not founded on some compromise with the devil. It is the first party

of pure, square, honest principle; the first one. And we have the first

free country that ever existed.

And right here I want to thank every soldier that fought to make it

free, every one living and dead. I thank you again and again and again.

You made the first free Government in the world, and we must not forget

the dead heroes. If they were here they would vote the Republican

ticket, every one of them. I tell you we must not forget them.

* The past rises before me like a dream. Again we are in the great

struggle for national life. We hear the sounds of preparation--the

music of boisterous drums--the silver voices of heroic bugles. We see

thousands of assemblages, and hear the appeals of orators. We see

the pale cheeks of women, and the flushed faces of men; and in those

assemblages we see all the dead whose dust we have covered with flowers.

We lose sight of them no more. We are with them when they enlist in the

great army of freedom. We see them part with those they love. Some are

walking for the last time in quiet, woody places, with the maidens they

adore. We hear the whisperings and the sweet vows of eternal love as

they lingeringly part forever. Others are bending over cradles, kissing

babes that are asleep. Some are receiving the blessings of old men. Some

are parting with mothers who hold them and press them to their

hearts again and again, and say nothing. Kisses and tears, tears and

kisses--divine mingling of agony and love! And some are talking with

wives, and endeavoring with brave words, spoken in the old tones, to

drive from their hearts the awful fear. We see them part. We see the

wife standing in the door with the babe in her arms--standing in the

sunlight sobbing. At the turn of the road a hand waves--she answers by

holding high in her loving arms the child. He is gone, and forever.

We see them all as they march proudly away under the flaunting flags,

keeping time to the grand, wild music of war--marching down the streets

of the great cities--through the towns and across the prairies--down to

the fields of glory, to do and to die for the eternal right.

We go with them, one and all. We are by their side on all the gory

fields--in all the hospitals of pain--on all the weary marches. We stand

guard with them in the wild storm and under the quiet stars. We are with

them in ravines running with blood--in the furrows of old fields. We are

with them between contending hosts, unable to move, wild with thirst,

the life ebbing slowly away among the withered leaves. We see them

pierced by balls and torn with shells, in the trenches, by forts, and

in the whirlwind of the charge, where men become iron, with nerves of

steel.

We are with them in the prisons of hatred and famine; but human speech

can never tell what they endured.

We are at home when the news comes that they are dead. We see the maiden

in the shadow of her first sorrow. We see the silvered head of the old

man bowed with the last grief.

The past rises before us, and we see four millions of human beings

governed by the lash--we see them bound hand and foot--we hear the

strokes of cruel whips--we see the hounds tracking women through

tangled swamps. We see babes sold from the breasts of mothers. Cruelty

unspeakable! Outrage infinite!

Four million bodies in chains--four million souls in fetters. All the

sacred relations of wife, mother, father and child trampled beneath

the brutal feet of might. And all this was done under our own beautiful

banner of the free.

The past rises before us. We hear the roar and shriek of the bursting

shell. The broken fetters fall. These heroes died. We look. Instead of

slaves we see men and women and children. The wand of progress touches

the auction-block, the slave-pen, the whipping-post, and we see homes

and firesides and schoolhouses and books, and where all was want and

crime and cruelty and fear, we see the faces of the free.

These heroes are dead. They died for liberty--they died for us. They

are at rest. They sleep in the land they made free, under the flag

they rendered stainless, under the solemn pines, the sad hemlocks,

the tearful willows, and the embracing vines. They, sleep beneath the

shadows of the clouds, careless alike of sunshine or of storm, each in

the windowless Palace of Rest. Earth may run red with other wars--they

are at peace. In the midst of battle, in the roar of conflict, they

found the serenity of death. I have one sentiment for soldiers living

and dead: cheers for the living; tears for the dead.

* This poetic flight of oratory has since become universally

known as "A. Vision of War."

Now, my friends, I have given you a few reasons why I am a Republican. I

have given you a few reasons why I am not a Democrat. Let me say another

thing. The Democratic party opposed every forward movement of the

army of the Republic, every one. Do not be fooled. Imagine the meanest

resolution that you can think of--that is the resolution the Democratic

party passed. Imagine the meanest thing you can think of--that is what

they did; and I want you to recollect that the Democratic party did

these devilish things when the fate of this nation was trembling in the

balance of war. I want you to recollect another thing; when they tell

you about hard times, that the Democratic party made the hard times;

that every dollar we owe to-day was made by the Southern and Northern

Democracy.

When we commenced to put down the Rebellion we had to borrow money, and

the Democratic party went into the markets of the world and impaired the

credit of the United States. They slandered, they lied, they maligned

the credit of the United States, and to such an extent did they do this,

that at one time during the war paper was only worth about thirty-four

cents on the dollar. Gold went up to $2.90. What did that mean? It meant

that greenbacks were worth thirty-four cents on the dollar. What became

of the other sixty-six cents? They were lied out of the greenback,

they were slandered out of the greenback, they were maligned out of the

greenback, they were calumniated out of the greenback, by the Democratic

party of the North. Two-thirds of the debt, two-thirds of the burden

now upon the shoulders of American industry, were placed there by the

slanders of the Democratic party of the North, and the other third by

the Democratic party of the South. And when you pay your taxes keep an

account and charge two-thirds to the Northern Democracy and one-third to

the Southern Democracy, and whenever you have to earn the money to pay

the taxes, when you have to blister your hands to earn that money, pull

off the blisters, and under each one, as the foundation, you will find a

Democratic lie.

Recollect that the Democratic party did all the things of which I have

told you, when the fate of our nation was submitted to the arbitrament

of the sword. Recollect that the Democratic party did these things when

your brothers, your fathers, and your chivalric sons were fighting,

bleeding, suffering, and dying upon the battle-fields of the South; when

shot and shell were crashing through their sacred flesh. Recollect that

this Democratic party was false to the Union when your husbands, your

fathers, and your brothers, and your chivalric sons were lying in the

hospitals of pain, dreaming broken dreams of home, and seeing fever

pictures of the ones they loved; recollect that the Democratic party was

false to the nation when your husbands, your fathers, and your brothers

were lying alone upon the field of battle at night, the life-blood

slowly oozing from the mangled and pallid lips of death; recollect that

the Democratic party was false to your country when your husbands, your

brothers, your fathers, and your sons were lying in the prison pens of

the South, with no covering but the clouds, with no bed but the frozen

earth, with no food except such as worms had re-p fused to eat, and with

no friends except Insanity and Death. Recollect it, and spurn that party

forever.

I have sometimes wished that there were words of pure hatred out of

which I might construct sentences like snakes; out of which I might

construct sentences that had fanged mouths, and that had forked tongues;

out of which I might construct sentences that would writhe and hiss;

and then I could give my opinion of the Northern allies of the Southern

rebels during the great struggle for the preservation of the country.

There are three questions now submitted to the American people. The

first is, Shall the people that saved this country rule it? Shall the

men who saved the old flag hold it? Shall the men who saved the ship

of State sail it, or shall the rebels walk her quarter-deck, give the

orders and sink it? That is the question. Shall a solid South, a united

South, united by assassination and murder, a South solidified by the

shot-gun; shall a united South, with the aid of a divided North, shall

they control this great and splendid country? We are right back where we

were in 1861. This is simply a prolongation of the war. This is the war

of the idea, the other was the war of the musket. The other was the war

of cannon, this is the war of thought; and we have to beat them in

this war of thought, recollect that. The question is, Shall the men who

endeavored to destroy this country rule it? Shall the men that said,

This is not a Nation, have charge of the Nation?

The next question is, Shall we pay our debts? We had to borrow some

money to pay for shot and shell to shoot Democrats with. We found that

we could get along with a few less Democrats, but not with any less

country, and so we borrowed the money, and the question now is, will we

pay it? And which party is the more apt to pay it, the Republican party

that made the debt--the party that swore it was constitutional, or the

party that said it was unconstitutional?

Every time a Democrat sees a greenback, it says to him, "I vanquished

you." Every time a Republican sees a greenback, it says, "You and I put

down the Rebellion and saved the country."

Now, my friends, you have heard a great deal about finance. Nearly

everybody that talks about it gets as dry--as dry as if they had been in

the final home of the Democratic party for forty years.

I will now give you my ideas about finance. In the first place

the Government does not support the people, the people support the

Government.

The Government is a perpetual pauper. It passes round the hat, and

solicits contributions; but then you must remember that the Government

has a musket behind the hat. The Government produces nothing. It does

not plow the land, it does not sow corn, it does not grow trees. The

Government is a perpetual consumer. We support the Government. Now, the

idea that the Government can make money for you and me to live on--why,

it is the same as though my hired man should issue certificates of my

indebtedness to him for me to live on.

Some people tell me that the Government can impress its sovereignty on

a piece of paper, and that is money. Well, if it is, what's the use of

wasting it making one dollar bills? It takes no more ink and no more

paper--why not make one thousand dollar bills? Why not make a hundred

million dollar bills and all be billionaires?

If the Government can make money, what on earth does it collect taxes

from you and me for? Why does it not make what money it wants, take

the taxes out, and give the balance to us? Mr. Greenbacker, suppose the

Government issued a billion dollars to-morrow, how would you get any

of it? [A voice, "Steal it."] I was not speaking to the Democrats. You

would not get any of it unless you had something to exchange for it. The

Government would not go around and give you your aver-: age. You have to

have some corn, or wheat, or pork to give for it.

How do you get your money? By work. Where from? You have to dig it out

of the ground. That is where it comes from. Men have always had a kind

of hope that something could be made out of nothing. The old alchemists

sought, with dim eyes, for something that could change the baser metals

to gold. With tottering steps, they searched for the spring of Eternal

Youth. Holding in trembling hands retort and crucible, they dreamed of

the Elixir of Life. The baser metals are not gold. No human ear has ever

heard the silver gurgle of the spring of Immortal Youth. The wrinkles

upon the brow of Age are still waiting for the Elixir of Life.

Inspired by the same idea, mechanics have endeavored, by curious

combinations of levers and inclined planes, of wheels and cranks and

shifting weights, to produce perpetual motion; but the wheels and levers

wait for force. And, in the financial world, there are thousands now

trying to find some way for promises to take the place of performance;

for some way to make the word dollar as good as the dollar itself; for

some way to make the promise to pay a dollar take the dollar's place.

This financial alchemy, this pecuniary perpetual motion, this fountain

of eternal wealth, are the same old failures with new names. Something

cannot be made out of nothing. Nothing is a poor capital to, carry on

business with, and makes a very unsatisfactory balance at your bankers.

Let me tell you another thing. The Democrats seem to think that you can

fail to keep a promise so long that it is as good as though you had kept

it. They say you can stamp the sovereignty of the Government upon paper.

I saw not long ago a piece of gold bearing the stamp of the Roman

Empire. That Empire is dust, and over it has been thrown the mantle of

oblivion, but that piece of gold is as good as though Julius Cæsar were

still riding at the head of the Roman Legions.

Was it his sovereignty that made it valuable? Suppose he had put it upon

a piece of paper--it would have been of no more value than a Democratic

promise.

Another thing, my friends: this debt will be paid; you need not worry

about that. The Democrats ought to pay it. They lost the suit, and they

ought to pay the costs. But we in our patriotism are willing to pay our

share.

Every man that has a bond, every man that has a greenback dollar has

a mortgage upon the best continent of land on earth. Every one has a

mortgage on the honor of the Republican party, and it is on record.

Every spear of grass; every bearded head of golden wheat that grows upon

this continent is a guarantee that the debt will be paid; every field of

bannered corn in the great, glorious West is a guarantee that the debt

will be paid; every particle of coal laid away by that old miser the

sun, millions-of years ago, is a guarantee that every dollar will be

paid; all the iron ore, all the gold and silver under the snow-capped

Sierra Nevadas, waiting for the miners pick to give back the flash of

the sun, every ounce is a guarantee that this debt will be paid; and all

the cattle on the prairies, pastures and plains which adorn our broad

land are guarantees that this debt will be paid; every pine standing

in the sombre forests of the North, waiting for the woodman's axe, is a

guarantee that this debt will be paid; every locomotive with its muscles

of iron and breath of flame, and all the boys and girls bending over

their books at school, every dimpled babe in the cradle, every honest

man, every noble woman, and every man that votes the Republican ticket

is a guarantee that the debt will be paid--these, all these, each and

all, are the guarantees that every promise of the United States will be

sacredly fulfilled.

What is the next question? The next question is, will we protect the

Union men in the South? I tell you the white Union men have suffered

enough. It is a crime in the Southern States to be a Republican. It is

a crime in every Southern State to love this country, to believe in the

sacred rights of men.

The colored people have suffered enough. For more than two hundred years

they have suffered the fabled torments of the damned; for more than two

hundred years they worked and toiled without reward, bending, in the

burning sun, their bleeding backs; for more than two hundred years,

babes were torn from the breasts of mothers, wives from husbands, and

every human tie broken by the cruel hand of greed; for more than two

hundred years they were pursued by hounds, beaten with clubs, burned

with fire, bound with chains; two hundred years of toil, of agony, of

tears; two hundred years of hope deferred; two hundred years of

gloom and shadow and darkness and blackness; two hundred years of

supplication, of entreaty; two hundred years of infinite outrage,

without a moment of revenge.

The colored people have suffered enough. They were and are our friends.

They are the friends of this country, and, cost what it may, they must

be protected.

There was not during the whole Rebellion a single negro that was not our

friend. We are willing to be reconciled to our Southern brethren when

they will treat our friends as men. When they will be just to the

friends of this country; when they are in favor of allowing every

American citizen to have his rights--then we are their friends. We are

willing to trust them with the Nation when they are the friends of the

Nation. We are willing to trust them with liberty when they believe in

liberty. We are willing to trust them with the black man when they cease

riding in the darkness of night, (those masked wretches,) to the hut of

the freedman, and notwithstanding the prayers and supplications of his

family, shoot him down; when they cease to consider the massacre of

Hamburg as a Democratic triumph, then, I say, we will be their friends,

and not before.

Now, my friends, thousands of the Southern people and thousands of the

Northern Democrats are afraid that the negroes are going to pass them in

the race of life. And, Mr. Democrat, he will do it unless you attend

to your business. The simple fact that you are white cannot save you

always. You have to be industrious, honest, to cultivate a sense of

justice. If you do not the colored race will pass you, as sure as you

live. I am for giving every man a chance. Anybody that can pass me is

welcome.

I believe, my friends, that the intellectual domain of the future, as

the land used to be in the State of Illinois, is open to pre-emption.

The fellow that gets a fact first, that is his; that gets an idea

first, that is his. Every round in the ladder of fame, from the one that

touches the ground to the last one that leans against the shining summit

of human ambition, belongs to the foot that gets upon it first.

Mr. Democrat, (I point down because they are nearly all on the first

round of the ladder) if you can not climb, stand one side and let the

deserving negro pass.

I must tell you one thing. I have told it so much, and you have all

heard it fifty times, but I am going to tell it again because I like it.

Suppose there was a great horse race here to-day, free to every horse

in the world, and to all the mules, and all the scrubs* and all the

donkeys.

At the tap of the drum they come to the line, and the judges say "it is

a go." Let me ask you, what does the blooded horse, rushing ahead, with

nostrils distended, drinking in the breath of his own swiftness, with

his mane flying like a banner of victory, with his veins standing out

all over him, as if a network of life had been cast upon him--with his

thin neck, his high withers, his tremulous flanks--what does he care how

many mules and donkeys run on that track? But the Democratic scrub,

with his chuckle-head and lop-ears, with his tail full of cockle-burrs,

jumping high and short, and digging in the ground when he feels the

breath of the coming mule on his cockle-burr tail, he is the chap that

jumps the track and says, "I am down on mule equality."

I stood, a little while ago, in the city of Paris, where stood the

Bastile, where now stands the Column of July, surmounted by a figure of

liberty. In its right hand is a broken chain, in its left hand a

banner; upon its glorious forehead the glittering and shining star of

progress--and as I looked upon it I said: "Such is the Republican party

of my country."

The other day going along the road I came to a place where the road had

been changed, but the guide-board did not know it. It had stood there

for twenty years pointing deliberately and solemnly in the direction of

a desolate field; nobody ever went that way, but the guide-board thought

the next man would. Thousands passed, but nobody heeded the hand on the

guide-post, and through sunshine and storm it pointed diligently into

the old field and swore to it the road went that way; and I said to

myself: "Such is the Democratic party of the United States."

The other day I came to a river where there had been a mill; a part

of it was there still. An old sign said: "Cash for wheat." The old

water-wheel was broken; it had been warped by the sun, cracked and split

by many winds and storms. There had not been a grain of wheat ground

there for twenty years.

The door was gone, nobody had built a new dam, the mill was not worth a

dam; and I said to myself: "Such is the Democratic party."

I saw a little while ago a place on the road where there had once been

an hotel. But the hotel and barn had burned down and there was nothing

standing but two desolate chimneys, up the flues of which the fires of

hospitality had not roared for thirty years. The fence was gone, and the

post-holes even were obliterated, but in the road there was an old sign

upon which were these words: "Entertainment for man and beast." The old

sign swung and creaked in the winter wind, the snow fell upon it, the

sleet clung to it, and in the summer the birds sang and twittered and

made love upon it. Nobody ever stopped there, but the sign swore to it,

the sign certified to it! "Entertainment for man and beast," and I said

to myself: "Such is the Democratic party of the United States," and

I further said, "one chimney ought to be called Tilden and the other

Hendricks."

Now, my friends, I want you to vote the Republican ticket. I want you

to swear you will not vote for a man who opposed putting down the

Rebellion. I want you to swear that you will not vote for a man opposed

to the Proclamation of Emancipation. I want you to swear that you will

not vote for a man opposed to the utter abolition of slavery.

I want you to swear that you will not vote for a man who called the

soldiers in the field, Lincoln hirelings. I want you to swear that you

will not vote for a man who denounced Lincoln as a tyrant. I want you

to swear that you will not vote for any enemy of human progress. Go and

talk to every Democrat that you can see; get him by the coatcollar,

talk to him, and hold him like Coleridge's Ancient Mariner, with your

glittering eye; hold him, tell him all the mean things his party ever

did; tell him kindly; tell him in a Christian spirit, as I do, but tell

him. Recollect, there never was a more important election than the

one you are going to hold in Indiana. I tell you we must stand by the

country. It is a glorious country. It permits you and me to be free.

It is the only country in the world where labor is respected. Let us

support it. It is the only country in the world where the useful man is

the only aristocrat. The man that works for a dollar a day, goes home

at night to his little ones, takes his little boy on his knee, and he

thinks that boy can achieve anything that the sons of the wealthy man

can achieve. The free schools are open to him; he may be the richest,

the greatest, and the grandest, and that thought sweetens every drop

of sweat that rolls down the honest face of toil. Vote to save that

country.

My friends, this country is getting better every day. Samuel J. Tilden

says we are a nation of thieves and rascals. If that is so he ought to

be the President. But I denounce him as a calumniator of my country;

a maligner of this nation. It is not so. This country is covered with

asylums for the aged, the helpless, the insane, the orphans and wounded

soldiers. Thieves and rascals do not build such things. In the cities

of the Atlantic coast this summer, they built floating hospitals, great

ships, and took the little children from the sub-cellars and narrow,

dirty streets of New York City, where the Democratic party is the

strongest--took these poor waifs and put them in these great hospitals

out at sea, and let the breezes of ocean kiss the roses of health back

to their pallid cheeks. Rascals and thieves do not so. When Chicago

burned, railroads were blocked with the charity of the American people.

Thieves and rascals do not so.

I am a Republican. The world is getting better. Husbands are treating

their wives better than they used to; wives are treating their husbands

better. Children are better treated than they used to be; the old whips

and clubs are out of the schools, and they are governing children by

love and by sense. The world is getting better; it is getting better in

Maine, in Vermont. It is getting better in every State of the North, and

I tell you we are going to elect Hayes and Wheeler and the world will

then be better still. I have a dream that this world is growing better

and better every day and every year; that there is more charity, more

justice, more love every day. I have a dream that prisons will not

always curse the land; that the shadow of the gallows will not always

fall upon the earth; that the withered hand of want will not always

be stretched out for charity; that finally wisdom will sit in the

legislatures, justice in the courts, charity will occupy all the

pulpits, and that finally the world will be governed by justice and

charity, and by the splendid light of liberty. That is my dream, and

if it does not come true, it shall not be my fault. I am going to do my

level best to give others the same chance I ask for myself. Free thought

will give us truth; Free labor will give us wealth.

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