VIZARD, then, with Ashmead, returned home in despair; and Zoe, now happy
in her own mind, was all tenderness and sisterly consolation. They opened
their hearts to each other, and she showed her wish to repay the debt she
owed him. How far she might have succeeded, in time, will never be known.
For he had hardly been home a week, when Miss Gale returned, all in
black, and told him Severne was dead and buried.
He was startled, and even shocked, remembering old times; but it was not
in human nature he should be sorry. Not to be indecorously glad at so
opportune an exit was all that could be expected from him.
When she had given him the details, his first question was, “How did she
bear it?”
“She is terribly cut up--more than one would think possible; for she was
ice and marble to him before he was hurt to death.”
“Where is she?”
“Gone to London. She will write to me, I suppose--poor dear. But one must
give her time.”
From that hour Vizard was in a state of excitement, hoping to hear from
Ina Klosking, or about her; but unwilling, from delicacy, to hurry
matters.
At last he became impatient, and wrote to Ashmead, whose address he had,
and said, frankly, he had a delicacy in intruding on Mademoiselle
Klosking, in her grief. Yet his own feelings would not allow him to seem
to neglect her. Would Mr. Ashmead, then, tell him where she was, as she
had not written to any one in Barfordshire--not even to her tried friend,
Miss Gale.
He received an answer by return of post.
“DEAR SIR--I am grieved to tell you that Mademoiselle Klosking has
retired from public life. She wrote to me, three weeks ago, from Dover,
requesting me to accept, as a token of her esteem, the surplus money I
hold in hand for her--I always drew her salary--and bidding me farewell.
The sum included her profits by psalmody, minus her expenses, and was so
large it could never have been intended as a mere recognition of my
humble services; and I think I have seldom felt so down-hearted as on
receiving this princely donation. It has enabled me to take better
offices, and it may be the foundation of a little fortune; but I feel
that I have lost the truly great lady who has made a man of me. Sir, the
relish is gone for my occupation: I can never be so happy as I was in
working the interests of that great genius, whose voice made our leading
soprani sound like whistles, and who honored me with her friendship. Sir,
she was not like other leading ladies. She never bragged, never spoke ill
of any one; and _you_ can testify to her virtue and her discretion.
“I am truly sorry to learn from you that she has written to no one in
Barfordshire. I saw, by her letter to me, she had left the stage; but her
dropping you all looks as if she had left the world. I do hope she has
not been so mad as to go into one of those cursed convents.
“Mr. Vizard, I will now write to friends in all the Continental towns
where there is good music. She will not be able to keep away from that
long. I will also send photographs; and hope we may hear something. If
not, perhaps a _judicious advertisement_ might remind her that she is
inflicting pain upon persons to whom she is dear. I am, sir, your obliged
and grateful servant,
“JOSEPH ASHMEAD.”
Here was a blow. I really believe Vizard felt this more deeply than all
his other disappointments.
He brooded over it for a day or two; and then, as he thought Miss Gale a
very ill-used person, though not, of course, so ill-used as himself, he
took her Ashmead's letter.
“This is nice!” said she. “There--I must give up loving women. Besides,
they throw me over the moment a man comes, if it happens to be the right
one.”
“Unnatural creatures!” said Vizard.
“Ungrateful, at all events.”
“Do you think she has gone into a convent?”
“Not she. In the first place, she is a Protestant; and, in the second,
she is not a fool.”
“I will advertise.”
“The idea!”
“Do you think I am going to sit down with my hands before me, and lose
her forever?”
“No, indeed; I don't think you are that sort of a man at all, ha! ha!”
“Oh, Miss Gale, pity me. Tell me how to find her. That Fanny Dover says
women are only enigmas to men; they understand one another.”
“What,” said Rhoda, turning swiftly on him; “does that little chit
pretend to read my noble Ina?”
“If she cannot, perhaps you can. You are so shrewd. Do tell me, what does
it all mean?”
“It means nothing at all, I dare say; only a woman's impulse. They are
such geese at times, every one of them.”
“Oh, if I did but know what country she is in, I would ransack it.”
“Hum!--countries are biggish places.”
“I don't care.”
“What will you give me to tell you where she is at this moment?”
“All I have in the world.”
“That is sufficient. Well, then, first assign me your estates; then fetch
me an ordnance map of creation, and I will put my finger on her.”
“You little mocking fiend, you!”
“I am not. I'm a tall, beneficent angel; and I'll tell you where she
is--for nothing. Keep your land: who wants it?--it is only a bother.”
“For pity's sake, don't trifle with me.”
“I never will, where your heart is interested. She is at Zutzig.”
“Ah, you good girl! She has written to you.”
“Not a line, the monster! And I'll serve her out. I'll teach her to play
hide-and-seek with Gale, M.D.!”
“Zutzig!” said Vizard; “how can you know?”
“What does that matter? Well, yes--I will reveal the mental process.
First of all, she has gone to her mother.”
“How do you know that?”
“Oh, dear, dear, dear! Because that is where every daughter goes in
trouble. I should--she _has._ Fancy you not seeing that--why, Fanny Dover
would have told you that much in a moment. But now you will have to thank
_my_ mother for teaching me Attention, the parent of Memory. Pray, sir,
who were the witnesses to that abominable marriage of hers?”
“I remember two, Baron Hompesch--”
“No, Count Hompesch.”
“And Count Meurice.”
“Viscount. What, have you forgotten Herr Formes, Fraulein Graafe, Zug the
Capellmeister, and her very mother? Come now, whose daughter is she?”
“I forget, I'm sure.”
“Walter Ferris and Eva Klosking, of Zutzig, in Denmark. Pack--start for
Copenhagen. Consult an ordnance map there. Find out Zutzig. Go to Zutzig,
and you have got her. It is some hole in a wilderness, and she can't
escape.”
“You clever little angel! I'll be there in three days. Do you really
think I shall succeed?”
“Your own fault if you don't. She has run into a _cul-de-sac_ through
being too clever; and, besides, women sometimes run away just to be
caught, and hide on purpose to be found. I should not wonder if she has
said to herself, 'He will find me if he loves me so very, very much--I'll
try him.'”
“Not a word more, angelic fox,” said Vizard; “I'm off to Zutzig.”
He went out on fire. She opened the window and screeched after him,
“Everything is fair after her behavior to me. Take her a book of those
spiritual songs she is so fond of. 'Johnny comes marching home,' is worth
the lot, I reckon.”
Away went Vizard; found Copenhagen with ease; Zutzig with difficulty,
being a small village. But once there, he soon found the farmhouse of Eva
Klosking. He drove up to the door. A Danish laborer came out from the
stable directly; and a buxom girl, with pale golden hair, opened the
door. These two seized his luggage, and conveyed it into the house, and
the hired vehicle to the stable. Vizard thought it must be an inn.
The girl bubbled melodious sounds, and ran off and brought a sweet,
venerable name. Vizard recognized Eva Klosking at once. The old lady
said, “Few strangers come here--are you not English?”
“Yes, madam.”
“It is Mr. Vizard--is it not?”
“Yes, madam.”
“Ah, sir, my daughter will welcome you, but not more heartily than I do.
My child has told me all she owes to you”--then in Danish, “God bless the
hour you come under this roof.”
Vizard's heart beat tumultuously, wondering how Ina Klosking would
receive him. The servant had told her a tall stranger was come. She knew
in a moment who it was; so she had the advantage of being prepared.
She came to him, her cheeks dyed with blushes, and gave him both hands.
“You here!” said she; “oh, happy day! Mother, he must have the south
chamber. I will go and prepare it for him. Tecla!--Tecla!”--and she was
all hostess. She committed him to her mother, while she and the servant
went upstairs.
He felt discomfited a little. He wanted to know, all in a moment, whether
she would love him.
However, Danish hospitality has its good side. He soon found out he might
live the rest of his days there if he chose.
He soon got her alone, and said, “You knew I should find you, cruel one.”
“How could I dream of such a thing?” said she, blushing.
“Oh, Love is a detective. You said to yourself, 'If he loves me as I
ought to be loved, he will search Europe for me; but he will find me.'”
“Oh, then it was not to be at peace and rest on my mother's bosom I came
here; it was to give you the trouble of running after me. Oh, fie!”
“You are right. I am a vain fool.”
“No, that you are not. After all, how do I know all that was in my heart?
(Ahem!) Be sure of this, you are very welcome. I must go and see about
your dinner.”
In that Danish farmhouse life was very primitive. Eva Klosking, and both
her daughters, helped the two female servants, or directed them, in every
department. So Ina, who was on her defense, had many excuses for escaping
Vizard, when he pressed her too hotly. But at last she was obliged to
say, “Oh, pray, my friend--we are in Denmark: here widows are expected to
be discreet.”
“But that is no reason why the English fellows who adore them should be
discreet.”
“Perhaps not: but then the Danish lady runs away.”
Which she did.
But, after the bustle of the first day, he had so many opportunities. He
walked with her, sat with her while she worked, and hung over her,
entranced, while she sung. He produced the book from Vizard Court without
warning, and she screamed with delight at sight of it, and caught his
hand in both hers and kissed it. She reveled in those sweet strains which
had comforted her in affliction: and oh, the eyes she turned on him after
singing any song in this particular book! Those tender glances thrilled
him to the very marrow.
To tell the honest truth, his arrival was a godsend to Ina Klosking. When
she first came home to her native place, and laid her head on her
mother's bosom, she was in Elysium. The house, the wood fires, the cooing
doves, the bleating calves, the primitive life, the recollections of
childhood--all were balm to her, and she felt like ending her days there.
But, as the days rolled on, came a sense of monotony and excessive
tranquillity. She was on the verge of _ennui_ when Vizard broke in upon
her.
From that moment there was no stagnation. He made life very pleasant to
her; only her delicacy took the alarm at his open declarations; she
thought them so premature.
At last he said to her, one day, “I begin to fear you will never love me
as I love you.”
“Who knows?” said she. “Time works wonders.”
“I wonder,” said he, “whether you will ever marry any other man?”
Ina was shocked at that. “Oh, my friend, how could I--unless,” said she,
with a sly side-glance, “you consented.”
“Consent? I'd massacre him.”
Ina turned toward him. “You asked my hand at a time when you thought
me--I don't know what you thought--that is a thing no woman could forget.
And now you have come all this way for me. I am yours, if you can wait
for me.”
He caught her in his arms. She disengaged herself, gently, and her hand
rested an unnecessary moment on his shoulder. “Is that how you understand
'waiting?'” said she, with a blush, but an indulgent smile.
“What is the use waiting?”
“It is a matter of propriety.”
“How long are we to wait?”
“Only a few months. My friend, it is like a boy to be too impatient.
Alas! would you marry me in my widow's cap?”
“Of course I would. Now, Ina, love, a widow who has been two years
separated from her husband!”
“Certainly, that makes a difference--in one's own mind. But one must
respect the opinion of the world. Dear friend, it is of you I think,
though I speak of myself.”
“You are an angel. Take your own time. After all, what does it matter? I
don't leave Zutzig without you.”
Ina's pink tint and sparkling eyes betrayed anything but horror at that
insane resolution. However, she felt it her duty to say that it was
unfortunate she should always be the person to distract him from his home
duties.
“Oh, never mind them,” said this single-hearted lover. “I have appointed
Miss Gale viceroy.”
However, one day he had a letter from Zoe, telling him that Lord Uxmoor
was now urging her to name the day; but she had declined to do that, not
knowing when it might suit him to be at Vizard Court. “But, dearest,”
said she, “mind, you are not to hurry home for me. I am very happy as I
am, and I hope you will soon be as happy, love. She is a noble woman.”
The latter part of this letter tempted Vizard to show it to Ina. He soon
found his mistake. She kissed it, and ordered him off. He remonstrated.
She put on, for the first time in Denmark, her marble look, and said,
“You will lessen my esteem, if you are cruel to your sister. Let her name
the wedding-day at once; and you must be there to give her away, and
bless her union, with a brother's love.”
He submitted, but a little sullenly, and said it was very hard.
He wrote to his sister, accordingly, and she named the day, and Vizard
settled to start for home, and be in time.
As to the proprieties, he had instructed Miss Maitland and Fanny Dover,
and given them and La Gale _carte blanche._ It was to be a magnificent
wedding.
This being excitement, Fanny Dover was in paradise. Moreover, a
rosy-cheeked curate had taken the place of the venerable vicar, and Miss
Dover's threat to flirt out the stigma of a nun was executed with
promptitude, zeal, pertinacity, and the dexterity that comes of practice.
When the day came for his leaving Zutzig, Vizard was dejected. “Who knows
when we may meet again?” said he.
Ina consoled him. “Do not be sad, dear friend. You are doing your duty;
and as you do it partly to please me, I ought to try and reward you;
ought I not?” And she gave him a strange look.
“I advise you not to press that question,” said he.
At the very hour of parting, Ina's eyes were moist with tenderness, but
there was a smile on her face very expressive; yet he could not make out
what it meant. She did not cry. He thought that hard. It was his opinion
that women could always cry. She might have done the usual thing just to
gratify him.
He reached home in good time: and played the _grand seigneur_--nobody
could do it better when driven to it--to do honor to his sister. She was
a peerless bride: she stood superior with ebon locks and coal black eyes,
encircled by six bridemaids--all picked blondes. The bevy, with that
glorious figure in the middle, seemed one glorious and rare flower.
After the wedding, the breakfast; and then the traveling carriage; the
four liveried postilions bedecked with favors.
But the bride wept on Vizard's neck; and a light seemed to leave the
house when she was gone. The carriages kept driving away one after
another till four o'clock: and then Vizard sat disconsolate in his study,
and felt very lonely.
Yet a thing no bigger than a leaf sufficed to drive away this somber
mood, a piece of amber-colored paper scribbled on with a pencil: a
telegram from Ashmead: “Good news: lost sheep turned up. Is now with her
mother at Claridge's Hotel.”
Then Vizard was in raptures. Now he understood Ina's composure, and the
half sly look she had given him, and her dry eyes at parting, and other
things. He tore up to London directly, with a telegram flying ahead:
burst in upon her, and had her in his arms in a moment, before her
mother: she fenced no longer, but owned he had gained her love, as he had
deserved it in every way.
She consented to be married that week in London: only she asked for a
Continental tour before entering Vizard Court as his wife; but she did
not stipulate even for that--she only asked it submissively, as one whose
duty it now was to obey, not dictate.
They were married in St. George's Church very quietly, by special
license. Then they saw her mother off, and crossed to Calais. They spent
two happy months together on the Continent, and returned to London.
But Vizard was too old-fashioned, and too proud of his wife, to sneak
into Vizard Court with her. He did not make it a county matter; but he
gave the village such a _fete_ as had not been seen for many a day. The
preparations were intrusted to Mr. Ashmead, at Ina's request. “He will be
sure to make it theatrical,” she said; “but perhaps the simple villagers
will admire that, and it will amuse you and me, love: and the poor dear
old Thing will be in his glory--I hope he will not drink too much.”
Ashmead was indeed in his glory. Nothing had been seen in a play that he
did not electrify Islip with, and the surrounding villages. He pasted
large posters on walls and barn doors, and his small bills curled round
the patriarchs of the forest and the roadside trees, and blistered the
gate posts.
The day came. A soapy pole, with a leg of mutton on high for the
successful climber. Races in sacks. Short blindfold races with
wheelbarrows. Pig with a greasy tail, to be won by him who could catch
him and shoulder him, without touching any other part of him; bowls of
treacle for the boys to duck heads in and fish out coins; skittles, nine
pins, Aunt Sally, etc., etc., etc.
But what astonished the villagers most was a May-pole, with long ribbons,
about which ballet girls, undisguised as Highlanders, danced, and wound
and unwound the party-colored streamers, to the merry fiddle, and then
danced reels upon a platform, then returned to their little tent: but out
again and danced hornpipes undisguised as Jacky Tars.
Beer flowed from a sturdy regiment of barrels. “The Court” kitchen and
the village bakehouse kept pouring forth meats, baked, boiled, and roast;
there was a pile of loaves like a haystack; and they roasted an ox whole
on the Green; and, when they found they were burning him raw, they
fetched the butcher, like sensible fellows, and dismembered the giant,
and so roasted him reasonably.
In the midst of the reveling and feasting, Vizard and Mrs. Vizard were
driven into Islip village in the family coach, with four horses streaming
with ribbons.
They drove round the Green, bowing and smiling in answer to the
acclamations and blessings of the poor, and then to Vizard Court. The
great doors flew open. The servants, male and female, lined the hall on
both sides, and received her bowing and courtesying low, on the very spot
where she had nearly met her death; her husband took her hand and
conducted her in state to her own apartment.
It was open house to all that joyful day, and at night magnificent
fireworks on the sweep, seen from the drawing-room by Mrs. Vizard, Miss
Maitland, Miss Gale, Miss Dover, and the rosy-cheeked curate, whom she
had tied to her apron-strings.
At two in the morning, Mr. Harris showed Mr. Ashmead to his couch. Both
gentlemen went upstairs a little graver than any of our modern judges,
and firm as a rock; but their firmness resembled that of a roof rather
than a wall; for these dignities as they went made one inverted V--so, A.
It is time the “Woman-hater” drew to a close, for the woman-hater is
spoiled. He begins sarcastic speeches, from force of habit, but stops
short in the middle. He is a very happy man, and owes it to a woman, and
knows it. He adores her; and to love well is to be happy. But, besides
that, she watches over his happiness and his good with that unobtrusive
but minute vigilance which belongs to her sex, and is often misapplied,
but not so very often as cynics say. Even the honest friendship between
him and the remarkable woman he calls his “viragos” gives him many a
pleasant hour. He is still a humorist, though cured of his fling at the
fair sex. His last tolerable hit was at the monosyllabic names of the
immortal composers his wife had disinterred in his library. Says he to
parson Denison, hot from Oxford, “They remind me of the Oxford poets in
the last century:
“Alma novem celebres genuit Rhedyeina poetas. Bubb, Stubb, Grubb, Crabbe,
Trappe. Brome, Carey, Tickell, Evans.”
As for Ina Vizard, La Klosking no longer, she has stepped into her new
place with her native dignity, seemliness and composure. At first, a few
county ladies put their little heads together, and prepared to give
themselves airs; but the beauty, dignity, and enchanting grace of Mrs.
Vizard swept this little faction away like small dust. Her perfect
courtesy, her mild but deep dislike of all feminine back-biting, her dead
silence about the absent, except when she can speak kindly--these rare
traits have forced, by degrees, the esteem and confidence of her own sex.
As for the men, they accepted her at once with enthusiasm. She and Lady
Uxmoor are the acknowledged belles of the county. Lady Uxmoor's face is
the most admired; but Mrs. Vizard comes next, and her satin shoulders,
statuesque bust and arms, and exquisite hand, turn the scale with some.
But when she speaks, she charms; and when she sings, all competition
dies.
She is faithful to music, and especially to sacred music. She is not very
fond of singing at parties, and sometimes gives offense by declining.
Music sets fools talking, because it excites them, and then their folly
comes out by the road nature has provided. But when Mrs. Vizard has to
sing in one key, and people talk in five other keys, that gives this
artist such physical pain that she often declines, merely to escape it.
It does not much mortify her vanity, she has so little.
She always sings in church, and sings out, too, when she is there; and
plays the harmonium. She trains the villagers--girls, boys and
adults--with untiring good humor and patience.
Among her pupils are two fine voices--Tom Wilder, a grand bass, and the
rosy-cheeked curate, a greater rarity still, a genuine counter-tenor.
These two can both read music tolerably; but the curate used to sing
everything, however full of joy, with a pathetic whine, for which Vizard
chaffed him in vain; but Mrs. Vizard persuaded him out of it, where
argument and satire failed.
People come far and near to hear the hymns at Islip Church, sung in full
harmony--trebles, tenors, counter-tenor, and bass.
A trait--she allows nothing to be sung in church unrehearsed. The
rehearsals are on Saturday night, and never shirked, such is the respect
for “Our Dame.” To be sure, “Our Dame” fills the stomachs and wets the
whistles of her faithful choir on Saturday nights.
On Sunday nights there are performances of sacred music in the great
dining-hall. But these are rather more ambitious than those in the
village church. The performers meet on that happy footing of camaraderie
the fine arts create, the superior respect shown to Mrs. Vizard being
mainly paid to her as the greater musician. They attack anthems and
services; and a trio, by the parson, the blacksmith, and “Our Dame,” is
really an extraordinary treat, owing to the great beauty of the voices.
It is also piquant to hear the female singer constantly six, and often
ten, notes below the male counter-tenor; but then comes Wilder with his
diapason, and the harmony is noble; the more so that Mrs. Vizard
rehearses her pupils in the swell--a figure too little practiced in
music, and nowhere carried out as she does it.
One night the organist of Barford was there. They sung Kent's service in
F, and Mrs. Vizard still admired it. She and the parson swelled in the
duet, “To be a Light to lighten the Gentiles,” etc. Organist approved the
execution, but said the composition was a meager thing, quite out of
date. “We have much finer things now by learned men of the day.”
“Ah,” said she, “bring me one.”
So, next Sunday, he brought her a learned composition, and played it to
her, preliminary to their singing it. But she declined it on the spot.
“What!” said she. “Mr. X., would you compare this meaningless stuff with
Kent in F? Why, in Kent, the dominant sentiment of each composition is
admirably preserved. His 'Magnificat' is lofty jubilation, with a free,
onward rush. His 'Dimittis' is divine repose after life's fever. But this
poor pedant's 'Magnificat' begins with a mere crash, and then falls into
the pathetic--an excellent thing in its place, but not in a song of
triumph. As to his 'Dimittis,' it simply defies the words. This is no
Christian sunset. It is not good old Simeon gently declining to his rest,
content to close those eyes which had seen the world's salvation. This is
a tempest, and all the windows rattling, and the great Napoleon dying,
amid the fury of the elements, with 'te'te d'arme'e!' on his dying lips,
and 'battle' in his expiring soul. No, sir; if the learned Englishmen of
this day can do nothing nearer the mark than DOLEFUL MAGNIFICATS and
STORMY NUNC DIMITTISES, I shall stand faithful to poor dead Kent, and his
fellows--they were my solace in sickness and sore trouble.”
In accordance with these views of vocal music, and desirous to expand its
sphere, Mrs. Vizard has just offered handsome prizes in the county for
the best service, in which the dominant sentiment of the words shall be
as well preserved as in Kent's despised service; and another prize to
whoever can set any famous short secular poem, or poetical passage (not
in ballad meter), to good and appropriate music.
This has elicited several pieces. The composers have tried their hands on
Dryden's Ode; on the meeting of Hector and Andromache (Pope's “Homer”);
on two short poems of Tennyson; etc., etc.
But it is only the beginning of a good thing. The pieces, are under
consideration. Vizard says the competitors are trifiers. _He_ shall set
Mr. Arnold's version of “Hero and Leander” to the harp, and sing it
himself. This, he intimates, will silence competition and prove an era. I
think so too, if his music should _happen_ to equal the lines in value.
But I hardly think it will, because the said Vizard, though he has taste
and ear, does not know one note from another. So I hope “Hero and
Leander” will fall into abler hands; and in any case, I trust Mrs. Vizard
will succeed in her worthy desire to enlarge, very greatly, the sphere
and the nobility of vocal music. It is a desire worthy of this remarkable
character, of whom I now take my leave with regret.
I must own that regret is caused in part by my fear that I may not have
done her all the justice I desired.
I have long felt and regretted that many able female writers are doing
much to perpetuate the petty vices of a sex, which, after all, is at
present but half educated, by devoting three thick volumes to such empty
women as Biography, though a lower art than Fiction, would not waste
three pages on. They plead truth and fidelity to nature. “We write the
average woman, for the average woman to read,” say they. But they are not
consistent; for the average woman is under five feet, and rather ugly.
Now these paltry women are all beautiful--[Greek], as Homer hath it.
Fiction has just as much right to select large female souls as Biography
or Painting has; and to pick out a selfish, shallow, illiterate creature,
with nothing but beauty, and bestow three enormous volumes on her, is to
make a perverse selection, beauty being, after all, rarer in women than
wit, sense, and goodness. It is as false and ignoble in art, as to marry
a pretty face without heart and brains is silly in conduct.
Besides, it gives the female _reader_ a low model instead of a high one,
and so does her a little harm; whereas a writer ought to do good--or try,
at all events.
Having all this in my mind, and remembering how many noble women have
shone like stars in every age and every land, and feeling sure that, as
civilization advances, such women will become far more common, I have
tried to look ahead and paint La Klosking.
But such portraiture is difficult. It is like writing a statue.
“Qui mihi non credit faciat licet ipse periclum, Mox fuerit studis
aequior ille meis.”
Harrington Vizard, Esq., caught Miss Fanny Dover on the top round but one
of the steps of his library. She looked down, pinkish, and said she was
searching for “Tillotson's Sermons.”
“What on earth can you want of them?”
“To improve my mind, to be sure,” said the minx.
Vizard said, “Now you stay there, miss--don't you move;” and he sent for
Ina. She came directly, and he said, “Things have come to a climax. My
lady is hunting for 'Tillotson's Sermons.' Poor Denison!” (That was the
rosy curate's name.)
“Well,” said Fanny, turning red, “I told you I _should._ Why should I be
good any longer? All the sick are cured one way or other, and I am myself
again.”
“Humph!” said Vizard. “Unfortunately for your little plans of conduct,
the heads of this establishment, here present, have sat in secret
committee, and your wings are to be clipped--by order of council.”
“La!” said Fanny, pertly.
Vizard imposed silence with a lordly wave. “It is a laughable thing; but
this divine is in earnest. He has revealed his hopes and fears to me.”
“Then he is a great baby,” said Fanny, coming down the steps. “No, no; we
are both too poor.” And she vented a little sigh.
“Not you. The vicar has written to vacate. Now, I don't like you much,
because you never make me laugh; but I'm awfully fond of Denison; and, if
you will marry my dear Denison, you shall have the vicarage; it is a fat
one.”
“Oh, cousin!”
“And,” said Mrs. Vizard, “he permits me to furnish it for you. You and I
will make it 'a bijou.'”
Fanny kissed them both, impetuously: then said she would have a little
cry. No sooner said than done. In due course she was Mrs. Denison, and
broke a solemn vow that she never would teach girls St. Matthew.
Like coquettes in general, who have had their fling at the proper time,
she makes a pretty good wife; but she has one fault--she is too hard upon
girls who flirt.
Mr. Ashmead flourishes. Besides his agency she sometimes treats for a
new piece, collects a little company, and tours the provincial theaters.
He always plays them a week at Taddington, and with perfect gravity loses
six pounds per night. Then he has a “bespeak,” Vizard or Uxmoor turn
about. There is a line of carriages; the snobs crowd in to see the
gentry. Vizard pays twenty pounds for his box, and takes twenty pounds'
worth of tickets, and Joseph is in his glory, and stays behind the
company to go to Islip Church next day, and spend a happy night at the
Court. After that he says he feels _good_ for three or four days.
Mrs. Gale now leases the Hillstoke farm of Vizard, and does pretty well.
She breeds a great many sheep and cattle. The high ground and sheltering
woods suit them. She makes a little money every year, and gets a very
good house for nothing. Doctress Gale is still all eyes, and notices
everything. She studies hard, and practices a little. They tried to keep
her out of the Taddington infirmary; but she went, almost crying, to
Vizard, and he exploded with wrath. He consulted Lord Uxmoor, and between
them the infirmary was threatened with the withdrawal of eighty annual
subscriptions if they persisted. The managers caved directly, and
Doctress Gale is a steady visitor.
A few mothers are coming to their senses and sending for her to their
unmarried daughters. This is the main source of her professional income.
She has, however, taken one enormous fee from a bon vivant, whose life
she saved by esculents. She told him at once he was beyond the reach of
medicine, and she could do nothing for him unless he chose to live in her
house, and eat and drink only what she should give him. He had a horror
of dying, though he had lived so well; so he submitted, and she did
actually cure that one glutton. But she says she will never do it again.
“After forty years of made dishes they ought to be content to die; it is
bare justice,” quoth Rhoda Gale, M.D.
An apothecary in Barford threatened to indict this Gallic physician. But
the other medical men dissuaded him, partly from liberality, partly from
discretion: the fine would have been paid by public subscription twenty
times over and nothing gained but obloquy. The doctress would never have
yielded.
She visits, and prescribes, and laughs at the law, as love is said to
laugh at locksmiths.
To be sure, in this country, a law is no law, when it has no foundation
in justice, morality, or public policy.
Happy in her position, and in her friends, she now reviews past events
with the candor of a mind that loves truth sincerely. She went into
Vizard's study one day, folded her arms, and delivered herself as
follows: “I guess there's something I ought to say to you. When I told
you about our treatment at Edinburgh, the wound still bled, and I did not
measure my words as I ought, professing science. Now I feel a call to say
that the Edinburgh school was, after all, more liberal to us than any
other in Great Britain or Ireland. The others closed the door in our
faces. This school opened it half. At first there was a liberal spirit;
but the friends of justice got frightened, and the unionists stronger. We
were overpowered at every turn. But what I omitted to impress on you, is,
that when we were defeated, it was always by very small majorities. That
was so even with the opinions of the judges, which have been delivered
since I told you my tale. There were six jurists, and only seven
pettifoggers. It was so all through. Now, for practical purposes, the act
of a majority is the act of a body. It must be so. It is the way of the
world: but when an accurate person comes to describe a business, and deal
with the character of a whole university, she is not to call the larger
half the whole, and make the matter worse than it was. That is not
scientific. Science discriminates.”
I am not sorry the doctress offered this little explanation; it accords
with her sober mind and her veneration of truth. But I could have
dispensed with it for one. In Britain, when we are hurt, we howl; and the
deuce is in it if the weak may not howl when the strong overpower them by
the arts of the weak.
Should that part of my tale rouse any honest sympathy with this English
woman who can legally prescribe, consult, and take fees, in France, but
not in England, though she could eclipse at a public examination
nine-tenths of those who can, it may be as well to inform them that, even
while her narrative was in the press, our Government declared it would do
something for the relief of medical women, but would sleep upon it.
This is, on the whole, encouraging. But still, where there is no stimulus
of faction or personal interest to urge a measure, but only such
“unconsidered trifles” as public justice and public policy, there are
always two great dangers: 1. That the sleep may know no waking; 2. That
after too long a sleep the British legislator may jump out of bed all in
a hurry, and do the work ineffectually; for nothing leads oftener to
reckless haste than long delay.
I hope, then, that a few of my influential readers will be vigilant, and
challenge a full discussion by the whole mind of Parliament, so that no
temporary, pettifogging half-measure may slip into a thin house--like a
weasel into an empty barn--and so obstruct for many years legislation
upon durable principle. The thing lies in a nutshell. The Legislature has
been entrapped. It never intended to outlaw women in the matter. The
persons who have outlawed them are all subjects, and the engines of
outlawry have been “certificates of attendance on lectures,” and “public
examinations.” By closing the lecture room and the examination hall to
all women--learned or unlearned--a clique has outlawed a population,
under the letter, not the spirit, of a badly written statute. But it is
for the three estates of the British realm to leave off scribbling
statutes, and learn to write them, and to bridle the egotism of cliques,
and respect the nation. The present form of government exists on that
understanding, and so must all forms of government in England. And it is
so easy. It only wants a little singleness of mind and common sense.
Years ago certificates of attendance on various lectures were reasonably
demanded. They were a slight presumptive evidence of proficiency, and had
a supplementary value, because the public examinations were so loose and
inadequate; but once establish a stiff, searching, sufficient,
incorruptible, public examination, and then to have passed that
examination is not presumptive, but demonstrative, proof of proficiency,
and swallows up all minor and merely presumptive proofs.
There is nothing much stupider than anachronism. What avail certificates
of lectures in our day? either the knowledge obtained at the lectures
enables the pupil to pass the great examination, or it does not. If it
does, the certificate is superfluous; if it does not, the certificate is
illusory.
What the British legislator, if for once he would rise to be a lawgiver,
should do, and that quickly, is to throw open the medical schools to all
persons for matriculation. To throw open all hospitals and infirmaries to
matriculated students, without respect of sex, as they are already open,
by shameless partiality and transparent greed, to unmatriculated women,
provided they confine their ambition to the most repulsive and unfeminine
part of medicine, the nursing of both sexes, and laying out of corpses.
Both the above rights, as independent of sex as other natural rights,
should be expressly protected by “mandamus,” and “suit for damages.” The
lecturers to be compelled to lecture to mixed classes, or to give
separate lectures to matriculated women for half fees, whichever those
lecturers prefer. Before this clause all difficulties would melt, like
hail in the dog days. Male modesty is a purely imaginary article, set up
for a trade purpose, and will give way to justice the moment it costs the
proprietors fifty per cent. I know my own sex from hair to heel, and will
take my Bible oath of _that._
Of the foreign matriculated student, British or European, nothing should
be demanded but the one thing, which matters one straw--viz., infallible
proofs of proficiency in anatomy, surgery, medicine, and its collaterals,
under public examination. This, which is the only real safeguard, and the
only necessary safeguard to the public, and the only one _the public_
ask, should be placed, in some degree, under _the sure control of
Government_ without respect of cities; and much greater vigilance
exercised than ever has been yet. Why, under the system which excludes
learned women, male dunces have been personated by able students, and so
diplomas stolen again and again. The student, male or female, should have
power to compel the examiners, by mandamus and other stringent remedies,
to examine at fit times and seasons. In all the _paper work_ of these
examinations, the name, and of course the sex, of the student should be
concealed from the examiners. There is a very simple way of doing it.
Should a law be passed on this broad and simple basis, that law will
stand immortal, with pettifogging acts falling all around, according to
the custom of the country. The larger half of the population will no
longer be unconstitutionally juggled, under cover of law, out of their
right to take their secret ailments to a skilled physician of their own
sex, and compelled to go, blushing, writhing, and, after all, concealing
and fibbing, to a male physician; the picked few no longer robbed of
their right to science, reputation, and Bread.
The good effect on the whole mind of woman would be incalculable. Great
prizes of study and genius offered to the able few have always a salutary
and wonderful operation on the many who never gain them; it would be
great and glad tidings to our whole female youth to say, “You need not be
frivolous idlers; you need not give the colts fifty yards' start for the
Derby--I mean, you need not waste three hours of the short working day in
dressing and undressing, and combing your hair. You need not throw away
the very seed--time of life on music, though you are unmusical to the
backbone; nor yet on your three 'C's'--croquet, crochet, and coquetry: for
Civilization and sound Law have opened to you one great, noble, and
difficult profession with three branches, two of which Nature intended
you for. The path is arduous, but flowers grow beside it, and the prize
is great.”
I say that this prize, and frequent intercourse with those superior women
who have won it, would leaven the whole sex with higher views of life
than enter their heads at present; would raise their self-respect, and
set thousands of them to study the great and noble things that are in
medicine, and connected with it, instead of childish things.
Is there really one manly heart that would grudge this boon to a sex
which is the nurse and benefactress of every man in his tender and most
precarious years?
Realize the hard condition of women. Among barbarians their lot is
unmixed misery; with us their condition is better, but not what it ought
to be, because we are but half civilized, and so their lot is still very
unhappy compared with ours.
And we are so unreasonable. We men cannot go straight ten yards without
_rewards_ as well as punishments. Yet we could govern our women by
punishments alone. They are eternally tempted to folly, yet snubbed the
moment they would be wise. A million shops spread their nets, and entice
them by their direst foible. Their very mothers--for want of medical
knowledge in the sex--clasp the fatal, idiotic corset on their growing
bodies, though thin as a lath. So the girl grows up, crippled in the ribs
and lungs by her own mother; and her life, too, is in stays--cabined,
cribbed, confined: unless she can paint, or act, or write novels, every
path of honorable ambition is closed to her. We treat her as we do our
private soldiers--the lash, but no promotion; and our private soldiers
are the scum of Europe for that very reason, and no other.
I say that to open the study and practice of medicine to women folk,
under the infallible safeguard of a stiff public examination, will be to
rise in respect for human rights to the level of European nations, who do
not brag about just freedom half as loud as we do, and to respect the
constitutional rights of many million citizens, who all pay the taxes
like men, and, by the contract with the State implied in that payment,
buy the clear human right they have yet to go down on their knees for. It
will also import into medical science a new and less theoretical, but
cautious, teachable, observant kind of intellect; it will give the larger
half of the nation an honorable ambition, and an honorable pursuit,
toward which their hearts and instincts are bent by Nature herself; it
will tend to elevate this whole sex, and its young children, male as well
as female, and so will advance the civilization of the world, which in
ages past, in our own day, and in all time, hath, and doth, and will,
keep step exactly with the progress of women toward mental equality
with men.