Our imaginary and imaginative traveller, waking at Llangollen to morning

sunshine and matter-of-fact, will, if his mind is of the proper critical

kind, be at once disappointed with the town and enthusiastic on its

setting. Around it, shutting out the noisy world, rise the great heights

of Barber’s Hill and Castell Dinas Bran, the last-named a mighty

eminence rising to a height of over a thousand feet, and diademed with a

circlet of very ancient and time-worn ruins. If any one were known to

have visited Llangollen and not to have climbed the steeps leading to

“Crow Castle”—as it is called in English—on him or her would fall the

righteous wrath of those who, much enduring, _have_ made that toilsome

pilgrimage. From this height you command not only the town of Llangollen

at its foot, diminished as though looked at through the wrong end of a

telescope, but mile upon mile of heaped-up or overthrown mountains,

tumbled and fantastic masses, growing at last indistinct in the

direction of Snowdon; or, looking eastwards, see the Eglwyseg Rocks, a

long range of mural precipices, curiously stratified, stretching towards

Ruabon, with the Vale below their unscalable crags. The slate-works of

bygone years have made little impression upon the scene, but they

sufficiently impressed Ruskin, who speaks of “the Works (whatever the

accursed business of them) on the north hillside.”

In the rear of this fortified hill extends the region eloquently called

the “World’s End,” where infrequent tracks lead to nowhere in

particular, and the craggy descent of one hill but to the immediate

toilsome ascent of another. Those who named the “World’s End,” named it

well. The ruined Castle itself on this blusterous height is only a

matter of rude walls; shapeless but for a tall fragment that shoots up

above the rest and shows against the sky as you near the summit, like

some gigantic cockerel in the act of crowing. Who built the Castle and

who destroyed it are equally uncertain matters. Eliseg, Prince of Powis,

occupied it in the eighth century and Gruffydd ap Madoc five hundred

years later; that false Gruffydd who sided with the English under Henry

III., and, later, founded Valle Crucis Abbey for the expiation of that

and many other sins and wickednesses. But when these walls were

unroofed, and by whom, no man knows.

[Illustration: LLANGOLLEN.]

The only architectural gem in these surroundings is that Abbey, two

miles away in the Vale of the Cross, a transverse valley opening on to

the Dee. There its ruins still nestle among the trees, just as Turner

has pictured them, surrounded by the most fertile land within many

miles. Men of Wrath might build themselves impregnable castles on

shivery hill-tops, but holy monks knew a better way, and mortified the

flesh in the fruitful and sheltered lowlands, where the fishponds were

unfailing, the kine came lowing into byre at eventide, the corn was

gathered in its season, and the fruit ripened early on sunny walls. But

the habitations of wrathy and peaceable are alike overthrown, and both

are the sport of the excursionist and the amateur photographer.

But now for more intimate grips with Llangollen, that “dirty, ill-built,

and disagreeable town,” as the Reverend Mr. Bingley described it in

1798. Many at that time told the same unflattering tale, and though it

be out of date to-day, Llangollen as a town cannot, with the exception

of the bridge across the Dee, be said to contain anything in the least

beautiful or interesting. Only the lovely vale and the encircling

mountainous hills render Llangollen endurable. One forgets the mean

houses in the beauty of the scenery. Dividing the place in half, the Dee

flows noisily over a bed of rocky slabs and under that old bridge once

regarded as one of the wonders of Wales. Engineering wonders are so

plentiful nowadays that the mind, supersaturated with them, and the eye,

accustomed to works on a gigantic scale, refuse to marvel at anything

more. Only one wonder is left to the modern visitor to Llangollen—the

wonder that Llangollen Bridge should ever have been considered a wonder.

One has mentally to project oneself into the period when the bridge was

built, over five hundred and fifty years ago, to understand why it was

so considered. It was built when times were always disturbed, and when

nothing in the nature of a town or a hard road existed here; and

certainly they wrought well who built, for though the Dee has come down

in floods innumerable, it still stands. It was doubled in width in 1873,

and modern times have witnessed the coming of the railway up the vale

along the course of the Dee, causing it to be lengthened by another

opening. Four old pointed stone arches and a stone and girder span now

make the total sum. Let the number here be specified, for the many

travellers who have written on Llangollen exhibit a curious inability to

give them correctly. Turner, whose view of Llangollen may be referred

to, gives six, and in addition, places a viaduct on a hillside possibly

intended for Castle Dinas Bran, in a place where no viaduct or aqueduct

ever was or could be. Those are, however, the merest trifles compared

with his dealings with the Dee, represented as flowing in the opposite

direction it takes in Nature, and upwards towards its source.

[Illustration: LLANGOLLEN. _After J. M. W. Turner, R.A._]

XXXIV

Llangollen owes its name to St. Collen, the patron saint of the parish

church. “The name,” says the Reverend W. Bingley, “is pretty enough, and

of no great length.” Sarcastic Mr. Bingley! Here is a portion of St.

Collen’s name, quoted by him:—“Collen ap Gwynawc, ap Clydawc, ap Cowrda,

ap Caradawc Freichpas ap Lleyr Meirion, ap Einion Urth, ap Cunedda

Wledig,” and so forth, like recurring decimals. “Ap” being Welsh for

“son of,” it becomes quite evident that Collen’s ancestry was, speaking

in the decimal manner, corrected to at least six places. Welshmen,

happily, have long ceased to thus trail their genealogical trees after

them, and life in the Principality becomes simplified by so much. Nay,

the “ap,” for all the tenacity with which the Welsh cling to their

nationality, is rarely in use nowadays, and has long been used as a kind

of alloy, wherewith to coin new family names. From this source come the

patronymics of Price, Prichard, Probert, and other common Welsh

surnames, once Christian; originally Ap Rhys, Ap Richard, and Ap Robert.

“Prothero,” too, derives from Ap Rhyddero, “Pugh” from Ap Hugh, and

Bevan and Bowen from Ab Evan and Ab Owen. In the case of the Thomases

and other names where the combination is impossible, the prefix has been

generally abandoned, and so while the Scot and the Irishman retain their

“Mac” and “Mc,” Taffy has in this respect at least Anglicised himself.

St. Collen’s Church is by no means beautiful or interesting, and its

crowded churchyard is damp and dismal. It is the first on the journey

along the Holyhead Road in which the Welsh language usurps the place of

English, and here certainly, if even other signs were wanting, the

Englishman—the “Saxon” as the Welsh called him—will find himself, to all

intents and purposes, in a foreign land. The average educated

Englishman, from whom the general sense, at least, of Latin epitaphs and

those in two or three Continental languages is not hidden, stands

mystified before these Cymric tombstones and, if he be of a reflective

nature, finds it not a little humiliating that even the ragged little

urchins in the streets of Welsh towns and villages are often bi-lingual,

and in this respect better educated than he.

Among the few English epitaphs is one not often met:—

Our life is but a winter’s day,

Some breakfast and away:

Others to dinner stay and are full fed;

The oldest man but sups and goes to bed.

Large is his debt who lingers out the day;

Who goes the soonest has the least to pay.

The subject of those lines had a short reckoning. He went (to pursue the

simile) after lunch, dying in his nineteenth year.

The chief monument in the churchyard (ornament it is not) is the

triangular pillar to those fantastical old frumps, the Ladies of

Llangollen, and their servant. On it you may read of the “Amiable

Condescension” of the one, the friendship of the other, and the faithful

service of the servant. “It is believed,” continues the epitaph, “they

are now enjoying their Eternal Reward.” Let us hope so—but what may be

the most appropriate reward in the hereafter for collecting old oak and

entertaining society travellers along the Holyhead Road to tea and

small-talk, it is not easy to imagine. Let us hope the Bricklayers,

Cabinet-makers, Blacksmiths, and Bakers who lie around, with their

trades all duly specified on their tombstones, also have _their_ reward

for well and truly bricklaying, cabinet-making, blacksmithing, and

baking.

That Llangollen is not only geographically but socially in Wales is very

evident, in the churchyard, in the names over the shops, and in the talk

of the streets. Griffiths, Jones, Williams, Roberts, and Evans have it

all their own way, and are repeated over and over again, recalling the

humorous story of how the Welsh originally got their names. Llewelyn—was

it?—had spent a long time in naming the clans, and at last, growing

weary of the work, said: “Let all the rest be called Jones!”

As for the talk, the bridge over the Dee is the place to hear Welsh.

That favourite lounging-place becomes on market-days as noisy as a

parrot-house with the excited talk of Welshmen black-haired and Welshmen

red. Who can shout like a Welshman, and who but a Taffy or Frenchman

works himself up into such gesticulating rages on such trivial

occasions? Feather-headed pride, conceit, insincerity, treachery, fickle

enthusiasms, religiosity, falsehood, and superstition, have always

characterised the Welsh in the pages of history; but the modern Welshman

is not superstitious, and has no faith in the wild legends of his own

land, nor belief in the _diablerie_ that was part of his grandparents’

creed. He regularly attends the services of his hideous

Calvinist-Methodist Chapel, and is as completely, religiously and

politically, under the thumb of the Boanerges who ministers within as is

the Irish peasant beneath the sway of the Romish priest. The Welshman

clings fanatically to his nationality and his language, and is saturated

with matter-of-fact Radicalism; but although he does not believe in the

fairies, is careful not to speak ill of the little people, lest evil

come of it; and although so pious, is commonly a shameless and

resourceful liar. Untruthfulness has always been a characteristic of

Taffy, and judges have quite recently commented upon the prevalence of

perjury in Welsh courts of law.

Education is advancing by leaps and bounds in the Principality, and

sometimes lights heavily on the shoulders of some decent farmer’s son,

and constrains him thenceforth to walk the world an example of the

perfect prig. Culture, in fact, brings all the acrid defects of the

Cymric character into prominence, and impels those who have taken it

badly towards political nostrums of unpatriotic bias, or social

“movements” where the faddist shrieks and has his being.

XXXV

Llangollen was “discovered” in 1788 by those feminine Robinson Crusoes

commonly called the “Ladies of Llangollen.” Their singular story and the

alliterative title have gone forth to all the world, and are familiar

where the achievements of many worthier persons are unknown. If

eccentricity may rightly be considered a proper passport to fame, then

the Ladies of Llangollen are justly celebrated, but if the extraordinary

mental obliquity that shaped their wasted lives be looked upon

pathologically, the consideration they received in their time and the

tolerant interest in them in later years must seem highly mischievous.

When the Ladies first came to Llangollen, the place was but a village on

the post-road to Holyhead. The newly established mail-coaches went a

different route, and only one inn—the “Hand”—existed for the

accommodation of travellers. But, although the road was rough, and the

accommodation matched it, this was the route by which travellers between

London and Ireland came and went; and so although the village was less

than one-tenth the size of the Llangollen of to-day, it could not have

afforded that “romantic retirement from the world” the two Ladies are

said to have desired.

These eccentrics were by no means of that age or those social

surroundings that might reasonably be expected to dispose them to

renounce the world, its pleasures, and its duties. One of them was

extremely youthful; both enjoyed the advantages of good birth and social

position. Lady Eleanor Butler, the elder, by some twelve years, of the

two, was twenty-nine years of age, and was the daughter of that John

Butler, Member of Parliament for Kilkenny, who in 1791 obtained the

reversal of the attainder which had many years before deprived his

family of the Earldom of Ormonde and Ossory: the Honourable Miss

Ponsonby belonged to the Bessborough family. A favourite explanation of

the friendship of the two is that they were disappointed in love, and

thereafter determined to live for each other, apart from the world. It

is an explanation that at any rate, if quite unfounded, is evidence of a

not unpleasing desire to seek romance in the most unlikely places. Lady

Eleanor Butler was the originator and moving spirit in this eremitical

enterprise. Tiny in stature, _petite_ in figure, and overshadowed by the

tall and commanding figure of her youthful friend, she at the same time

possessed and retained during the whole of their career will-power for

two. Several unsuccessful attempts to elope from their homes in the

neighbourhood of Waterford took place before their relatives became

unwillingly convinced that their eccentricity was quite unconquerable;

but at last they were allowed to depart whither they would, their

respective families doubtless expecting them back again so soon as the

novelty of the escapade had worn off. In May, 1788, therefore, they left

Waterford for Dublin, attended by their one servant, Mary Carryl, who

shared their fortunes for upwards of forty years. Landing at Holyhead,

they travelled for awhile in North Wales, seeking a suitable spot. That

they did not readily find one seems to throw something of a sardonic

side-light upon the scheme; for even nowadays, when the tourist plumbs

the deepest valleys and scales peaks often thought inaccessible,

solitude is not difficult to achieve in this part of the world. Robinson

Crusoe’s island, or a solitary lighthouse, would not have suited their

project, which, frankly, seems to have been the building up of a

reputation for eccentricity in a spot where it could readily be

observed. As well might one, in these times, attempt to set up a

solitary cell on the platform of Willesden Junction, and escape

observation, as in those days play the hermit at Llangollen. Why, it was

a halting-place on the great road between two kingdoms; with kings and

princes, lords-lieutenant, peers, members of Parliament, and the whole

social circle to which those two humbugs belonged travelling constantly

to and fro throughout the year, within hail of their windows.

On the hillside sloping down to the great road they found a modest

cottage, which, with some adjoining land, they purchased and commenced

to convert into the odd museum it is now. They called it “Plas Newydd,”

and by that name it is now familiar to many thousands of summer visitors

to Llangollen.

It was not long before the fame of this so-called “romantic” retreat

spread to London; brought, doubtless, by some traveller whom the Ladies,

as keenly alive to advertisement as any theatrical manager, had invited

up from that not too comfortable hostelry, the “Hand.” From that time

forward a constantly increasing stream of callers presented letters of

introduction at Plas Newydd, on their passage along the great road.

Every one who was any one found a welcome there. Rank, fashion, art and

literature, politics, were all represented in their visitors-books.

Artistic and literary visitors left sketches and sonnets, and presented

autograph editions; rank and fashion gossipped and tittle-tattled and

corresponded; and political and influential callers eventually made a

Government pension possible to these precious “hermits.” It was in 1788

that Lord Mornington wrote them, somewhat mysteriously, about some

“arrears” in that pension which “he will not fail to interest himself in

despatching,” adding that “Mr. Pitt is acquainted with their situation

and with the motive that so greatly recommends them to His Majesty’s

favour.” What was that recommendation? What national service did the

Ladies of Llangollen render that they should have received a Government

subsidy? Is it possible that, in those palmy days of the Secret Service

Fund, the Ladies were eavesdropping agents, gathering political gossip

from Irish members travelling this road and reporting it to Downing

Street?

In no real sense did these two friends retire from the world. Indeed,

they visited all the best people within reach of a carriage-drive from

Llangollen; but always, however far the distance, making it a point

never to sleep away from home. Their costume was invariable, and

strange. It consisted of riding-dress; with white stockings, shoes,

beaver hats, stiff starched neckcloth, and short, powdered hair. Their

coats were of decidedly masculine cut. Charles Mathews, who saw them

occupying a box at the Oswestry Theatre when he was playing there in

1820, said they “looked exactly like two respectable superannuated old

clergymen.” Their love of jewellery, however, was a distinctly feminine

trait, and was carried an inordinate length. Lady Eleanor had the Cordon

of the Order of St. Louis, presented by Louis XVIII.; and both wore a

vulgar profusion of ribbons, brooches, and rings.

[Illustration: THE LADIES OF LLANGOLLEN. _From an Old Print._]

As time wore on, they came to know and be visited by every one of note.

Wordsworth enjoyed their hospitality, and composed a sonnet, as a kind

of votive offering, in the grounds: grounds graced by fonts and

fragments of ancient crosses, stolen from Valle Crucis Abbey and other

places, to fit the whim of these insatiable collectors of “curios.”

Wordsworth’s offering was, sad to say, not accepted with enthusiasm. Why

not? For the reason that he had dared to call their home a “low-roofed

cot”:—

... Where faithful to a low-roofed cot,

On Deva’s Banks, ye have abode so long:

Sisters in love, a love allowed to climb,

Even on this earth, above the reach of time.

The Ladies declared they could write better poetry themselves!

XXXVI

The great Duke of Wellington was, of course, well known to the Ladies.

They had known him from a boy. It was from an old Spanish Prayer Book

given him by Lady Eleanor that he learnt that language when going out to

his campaigns in the Peninsula.

Reminiscences of this queer old couple abound in the published diaries

and correspondence of old-time travellers; but none afford so good a

picture as that drawn by Lockhart, who accompanied Sir Walter Scott on a

visit to Llangollen in 1825. Lockhart, writing to his wife, says: “We

proceeded up the hill, and found everything about them and their

habitation odd and extravagant beyond report. Imagine two women—one

apparently seventy and the other sixty-five—dressed in heavy blue riding

habits, enormous shoes, and men’s hats, with their petticoats so tucked

up that at the first glance of them, fussing and tottering about their

porch in the agony of expectation, we took them for a couple of hazy or

crazy old sailors. On nearer inspection they both wear a world of

brooches, rings, etc., and Lady Eleanor positively _orders_—several

stars and crosses, and a red ribbon, exactly like a K.C.B. To crown all,

they have cropt heads, shaggy, rough, bushy, and as white as snow, the

one with age alone, the other assisted by a sprinkling of powder. The

elder lady is almost blind, and every way much decayed; the other in

good preservation. But who could paint the prints, the dogs, the cats,

the miniatures, the cram of cabinets, clocks, glass cases, books,

bijouterie, dragon china, nodding mandarins, and whirligigs of every

shape and hue—the whole house, outside and in (for we must see

everything, to the dressing closets) _covered_ with carved oak, very

rich and fine some of it; and the illustrated copies of Sir Walter’s

poems, and the joking, simpering compliments about Waverley and the

anxiety to know who Melvor really was, and the absolute devouring of the

poor Unknown, who had to carry off, besides all the rest, one small bit

of literal _butter_ dug up in a Milesian stone jar lately from the

bottom of some Irish bog. Great romance (_i.e._, absurd innocence of

character) one must have looked for; but it was confounding to find this

mixed up with such eager curiosity and enormous knowledge of the tattle

and scandal of the world they had so long left. Their tables were piled

with newspapers from every corner of the kingdom, and they seemed to

have the deaths and marriages of the antipodes at their fingers’ ends.

Their albums and autographs, from Louis XVIII. and George IV. down to

magazine poets and quack doctors, are a museum. I shall never see the

spirit of blue stockingism again in such perfect incarnation. Peveril (a

family name for Sir Walter) won’t get over their final kissing match for

a week. Yet it is too bad to laugh at these good old girls; they have

long been the guardian angels of the village, and are worshipped by

every man, woman, and child about them.”

The collecting mania grew upon the old women with the passing of the

years. They had long converted their cottage from a labourer’s dwelling

to the likeness of a curiosity shop, and had begged or bought all the

ancient Elizabethan, Carolean, and Jacobean carved wooden four-poster

bedsteads within a circle of twenty miles from Llangollen, to decorate

the interior and exterior of Plas Newydd; but their passion for old oak

was insatiable. The posts of the black oak porch and the other profusely

carved oak decorations that front the house to this day were placed here

by them. Here is still the famous carved frieze of cat and acorns that

they went into raptures over, and opposite is the little dog, also in

black oak, with which, after years of anxious waiting and searching,

they matched the cat. So wedded to this passion for old oak did the

Ladies become that no one was welcome as a visitor who did not bring

with him an offering of this sort. They were proud of their house. “When

we fust came home,” Lady Eleanor was wont to say, drawing a word-picture

of the place, “then and afterwards, we had only bare walls and a roof.”

Then they would point out the trees they had planted in the garden; and

the laylocks that made so fragrant a bank of blooms in the spring.

(They, in common with others of their order, continued to say “fust,”

and “laylock,” and “obleege” when merely common people had adopted what

is now the usual pronunciation.)

Well, well: the trees are more beautiful now than ever they could have

been before, but the ladies are gone. Their servant died in 1809; Lady

Eleanor, in her 90th year, in 1829, and Miss Ponsonby two years later.

But the interior of the house is much the same: rich in oak so black as

to absorb much of the light; with a wealth of beautiful old china and

miscellaneous odds and ends that would have delighted the soul of Horace

Walpole. These collections owe much of their completeness to the late

General Yorke, who had known the two ladies, and rescued the houseful of

curiosities from utter dispersal at the sale by auction, conducted by

that George Robins whose extravagant auctioneering eloquence has become

a classic. In his words, the grounds of Plas Newydd occupied “a wooded

knoll, overhanging a deep and hallowed glen”; language that may compare

favourably with Wordsworth’s sonnet.

[Illustration: PLAS NEWYDD.]

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