ARTHUR.
He had enjoyed himself immensely, from the moment he first caught sight
of grand old Pike's Peak on the distant plains until he entered the city
of the Golden Gate, and, standing on the terrace of the Cliff House,
looked out upon the blue Pacific, with the sea lions disporting on the
rocks below. For he went there first, and then to Chinatown, and
explored every nook and corner, and opium den in it, and drank tea at
twenty dollars a pound in a high-toned restaurant, and visited the
theater and the Joss-house, and patronized the push-cars, as he called
them, every day, and experienced a wonderful exhilaration of spirits,
as he sat upon the front seat, with the fresh air blowing upon his face,
and only the broad, steep street, lined with palaces, before him.
"This is heaven! this clears the cobwebs!" he said to Charles, who sat
beside him with chattering teeth and his coat-collar pulled high about
his ears, for the winds of San Francisco are cold even in the summer.
Arthur's first trip was to the Yosemite, taking the Milton route, and
meeting with the adventure he so much desired; for in the early morning,
between Chinese Camp and Priest's, the stage was suddenly stopped by two
masked marauders, one of whom stood at the horses' heads, while the
other confronted the terrified passengers with the blood-curdling words:
"Hands up, every soul of you!"
And the hands went up from timid women and strong men, until click-click
came in rapid succession from the driver's box, where Arthur sat, and
shot after shot followed each other, one bullet grazing the ear of the
highwayman at the horses' heads, and another cutting through the
slouched hat of his comrade near the stage.
"Leave, or I'll shoot you dead! I've five more shots in this one, and
two more revolvers in my pockets, and I'm not afraid!" Arthur yelled,
jumping about like a maniac, and so startling the robbers that they fled
precipitately, followed for a little distance by Arthur, who had leaped
from the stage and who started in pursuit, with a revolver in each hand,
and ball after ball flying ahead of him as he ran.
When at last he came back, the passengers flocked around him, grasping
his hands and blessing him as the preserver of their money, if not of
their lives. After that Arthur was a lion whom all the people in the
valley wished to see and talk with, and with whom the landlord bore as
he had never borne with a guest before, for Arthur found fault with the
rooms, which he likened to bath-tubs, and fault with the smells which
came from the river, and fault with the smoke in the parlor, but made
ample amends by the money he spent so lavishly, the scores of
photographs he bought, and the puffs he wrote for the San Francisco
papers, extolling the valley as the very gate of heaven, and the hotel
as second only to the Palace, and signing himself "Bumble Bees."
He went on every trail, and climbed the highest possible peak, and when
he stood on the top of old Capitan and looked down upon the world below,
he capered and shouted like a madman, singing at the top of his voice,
"Mine eyes have seen the coming of the glory of the Lord, glory, glory,
hallelujah!" until the rocky gorges rang with the wild echoes which went
floating down the valley below, where the sun was shining so brightly
and the grass was growing so green.
On his return to San Francisco after an absence of several weeks, he
took up his abode at the Palace Hotel, which he turned topsy-turvy with
his vagaries; but the landlord could afford to bear much from one who
spent his money so freely; and so he was allowed to change rooms every
day if he liked, and half the plumbers in the city were called in to see
what caused the smells which he declared worse than any thing he had
ever met in his life, and which were caused in part by the disinfectants
which he bought by the wholesale and kept in his bath-room, his
wash-room, and under his bed, until the chambermaid tied up her nose in
camphor when she went in to do her work.
But his career was brought to a close suddenly one morning, when, just
as he was taking his coffee and rolls in his room, Charles brought him
the following telegram:
"Come immediately. There's the devil to pay.
"TOM TRACY."
Arthur read the message two or three times, not at all disturbed by it,
but vastly amused at its wording; then, putting it down, he went on with
his breakfast until it was finished, when he took a card from his pocket
and wrote upon it:
"Pay him then, for I sha'nt come.
"ARTHUR TRACY."
This was handed to Charles with instructions to forward it to Tracy
Park. This done, he gave no further thought to the message so full of
such import to himself, but began to talk of and plan his contemplated
trip to Tacoma by the next steamer which sailed. It was six o'clock when
he had his dinner in his own private parlor, where he was served by both
Charles and a waiter, and where a second telegram was brought him.
"Confound it," he said, "have they nothing to do at home but to torment
me with telegrams? Didn't I tell them to pay the old Harry and done with
it? What do they mean?" and putting the envelope down by his plate he
went quietly on with his dinner until he was through, when he took it
up, and, breaking the seal, read:
"Come at once. I need you.
"JERRIE."
That changed everything, and with a bound he was in the next room,
gesticulating fiercely, and ordering Charles to step lively and get
everything in readiness to start home on the first eastward bound train
which left San Francisco.
"That rascally Tom is a liar," he said. "It's not the devil to pay. It's
Jerrie. Do you hear, it's Jerrie. Bring me some paper, quick, and don't
stand staring at me as if I were a lunatic. It's Jerrie, who needs me."
Charles brought the paper, on which his master wrote:
"Coming on the wings of the wind.
"Yours respectfully,
"ARTHUR TRACY."
In less than half an hour this singular message was flying along the
wires across the continent, and within a few hours Arthur was following
it as fast as the steam horse could take him.