"Yes," said grandma, rising actively, and though a flurried colour

came to the old withered cheek, the spark of battle flashed in the

stern blue-grey eye.

"Could I see you privately?" said Danby.

"Certainly," said Mrs Clay: "but I'm not fond of secrecy; things is

better open, and this is the first time in my life I've had to be seen

secret by the police. Come this way."

We said nothing, but dropped our feeding tools and waited in suspense,

till in less than a minute grandma thrust her head in the dining-room

door.

"For mercy's sake, Dawn, look in Miss Flipp's room and see is she

there."

Dawn rose in a hurry and boxed Andrew's ears as she passed, because he

too rose and tumbled over his chair in her way.

"Some people ought to tie themselves up to be out of the way," she

ejaculated.

"Miss Flipp is not in her room," she presently called, "and her bed is

smooth and made up."

"God save us, then! Mr Danby says she's drownded in the river,"

exclaimed her grandma. "What's to be done?"

"We'll spare you all the trouble possible, Mrs Clay," said the man,

with the respect always tendered the old dame; "but I'm afraid it's a

suicide. Some men going to work on the new viaduct just noticed her

clothes sticking up as they crossed the bridge at daylight and

reported it, and I was sent down. We've taken the body to Jimmeny's

pub., and sent for the coroner, at all events."

Dawn and Andrew howled together in a frightened manner, while the

sensible Carry, who never lost her head, admonished them--

"Don't be jackdaws. That won't mend matters. Perhaps it isn't half as

bad as some make out. Things never are when you get the right hang of

them."

"Things are bad enough anyhow, but the way to mend 'em ain't to be

snivelling," rapped out grandma, giving Dawn and Andrew a shaking that

braced them up.

Things were indeed bad enough, and nothing could mend them. They had

gone beyond repair. It transpired that my senses had been correct, and

poor Miss Flipp had _not_ returned that moonlit night as I lay

listening to the passing trains. She had ended her ruined life by

weighting her feet and dropping into the pretty stretch of water under

the bridge, where the locomotives rushed by like thunder, and from

where could be seen the twinkling electric lights of one of the oldest

towns in Australia.

The inquest, at which we all had to appear, elicited information that

fairly stood poor grandma's hair on end. It was a great blow to find

that she had been harbouring a woman who was not as Cæsar's wife, and

that it was fear of the penalty of her divergence from what is

accepted as virtue, had driven her to take her life ere she had

transmitted the tribulation of being to a nameless child.

Nothing was cleared up regarding her antecedents. The person by whom

she was supposed to be recommended to Mrs Clay knew of no such

individual, and no one came to claim her.

Her uncle, it was discovered, had a day or two previously sailed for

America on urgent business, and after the girl's death an affectionate

letter for her arrived from him. She had left nothing to fix the blame

where it belonged, but with a misdirected loyalty so common in her

sex had paid all the debt her frail self.

The post on the day of her death brought me a pathetic little note, in

which she stated that she wished to bear the whole blame; a woman

always had to in any case, and as she could not face it she had

decided upon death. She had written this to me because she felt I had

had an inkling of how matters had been with her, and she thanked me

that I had kept silent, in conjunction with the observation that it

was not usual for such as she to meet with forbearance from those who

had had sense to preserve their respectability. Ah, the regret that

consumed me that I had not risked the unpopularity of interference and

sought her confidence. I might have been able to have saved her from

such an end!

I kept my knowledge to myself. It would scarcely have hurt Mr Pornsch.

Under the British Constitution property is far more sacred than women.

But having a fatality in belief that there is a law of retribution in

all things, I hoped to be able to sheet this crime home to its

perpetrator in a way that should put him to confusion when he least

expected it.

There was ample money for burial among the girl's belongings, which

were taken in charge by the police, and there let the cruelly common

incident rest for the present.

The affair so upset Dawn that she refused to occupy her usual room any

longer, and at her suggestion she and I determined to occupy a big

upstairs room, up till that time filled with rubbish. This being

agreed upon we forsook the apartments opening into the river garden,

and betook ourselves to an altitude from which we had even a better

view of the valley, river, and trains.

Dawn so perceptibly went "off colour" that I persuaded her

grandmother to let the singing lessons begin by way of diverting her

mind.

The old lady would not contemplate paying more than two guineas per

quarter, so I saw a six guinea teacher, arranged with him to take the

pupil at four, two of which I privately paid myself, and Dawn at last

set out for the city for her first lesson in the arduous and

unattractive boo-ing and ah-ing that lie at the foundation of a

singer's art.

SIXTEEN.

ADVANCE, AUSTRALIA!

In the career of a prodigy there invariably comes a time when it is

compelled to relinquish being very clever for a child, and has to

enter the business of life in competition with adults.

This crisis had arrived in the career of the prodigy Australia.

It is at the time of electing new or re-electing old representatives

of the people to the legislature that the state of a country's affairs

is more prominently before the public than at any other, and preceding

the State election in which Grandma Clay was to exercise the rights of

full citizenship for the first time, it was a lugubrious statement.

That the country had gone to the dogs was averred by each candidate

for the three hundred a-year given ordinary State members, and each

described himself as the instrument by which it could be restored to a

state of paradisaical prosperity.

This is an old bogey, unfailingly revived at elections. The

Ministerialists invariably roar how they have improved the public

finances, while the Opposition as blatantly tries to drown them by

bellowing that the retiring government has damned the country, and

that the Opposition has the only recipe of satisfactory

reconstruction, but in spite of this threadbare election scare the

Commonwealth remained the freest and one of the wealthiest

abiding-places in the world.

Just then its business affairs were undoubtedly badly managed, and

mismanagement, if continued, inevitably leads to bankruptcy. Undeniably

there was an unwholesome percentage of unemployed--inexcusable when there

abounded vast areas of fertile territory quite unpeopled, mines as rich as

any known to history all untouched; the sugar, grape, timber, and other

industries crying aloud for further development, and countless resources on

every hand requiring nothing but that these and men should meet on healthy

and enterprising business terms. The population, instead of gaining in

numbers, was foolishly leaving the country, like over-indulged, spoiled

children, imagining themselves ill-treated, while others hesitated to come

in because the Australian trumpet was not blown loudly enough nor in the

right key.

The administration, like a young housewife tossed into an overflowing

storehouse, had spent lavishly, but the bank of a multi-millionaire

will come to an end in time, and so with the play-days of Australia.

The hour had arrived for her to be up and doing, to marshal her

forces, advertise her wares, and take her place as a worker among the

nations.

There are always old bush lawyers and city know-alls beside whom

Chamberlain and Roberts are but small tomahawks as empire-builders,

and these now were predicting that to make a nation of her Australia

needed war and many other disasters to harden her people from the

amusement-loving, sunny-eyed folk they were; but this was an

extremist's outlook. She was in greater need of a land law that would

sensibly and practically put the right people on the soil, and entice

population of desirable class--independent producers--so that the

development of the industries would follow in natural sequence. In

short, Australia was languishing for a few patriotic sons with strong,

clear, business heads to apply the science of statecraft, as

distinguished from the self-seeking artifices of the mere job

politician at present sapping her vitals, and all the elements for

success were within her gates.

I had long had an eye open for the discernment of such an embryo

statesman, and looked forward with interest to the study of the

present crop of political candidates.

As soon as Leslie Walker--Ernest Breslaw's step-brother--had been

elected as the Opposition candidate for Noonoon, canvassing,

"spouting," war-whooping, and all manner of "barracking" began with

such intense enthusiasm that fortunately Miss Flipp's sad fate was

speedily driven out of our thoughts.

Dawn and Mrs Bray were on Walker's committee, and nearly every night

there was an advocate of one party or the other gasconading in

Citizens' Hall.

To Noonoon residents it became what the theatre is to city patrons of

the drama, and more, for this was invested with the dignity of a

certain amount of reality. To women being in the fray many attributed

the unusual interest distinguishing this campaign, but the real cause

was that public affairs had come to such a deadlock that legislature,

as the medium through which they might be moved, had become a vital

question to the veriest numskull, and all were mustering to ascertain

who put forth the most favourable policy.

With politics and her newly started singing lessons, Dawn was too

thoroughly engrossed for thought of any knight to pierce her armour of

indifference, which was the outcome of full mental occupation. I

invested in a nice little piano, that was carried upstairs to our big

room, and had undertaken to superintend her practising, but she was a

more enthusiastic politician than a vocal student, as I pointed out to

her grandmother's satisfaction. These happenings had eventuated during

the first fortnight of May, and in the third week of this month Leslie

Walker imported a couple of experienced ranters to renew the attack

and denounce the villainy of the present government in loud and

blustering vote-catching war-whoops.

In the town itself, nearly every third person was employed on the

railway, and their only care in casting their vote was to secure a

representative who would not in any way reduce the expenditure of the

railways. Thus a parliamentary candidate in Noonoon had to trim his

sails to catch this large vote or be defeated. It was the same with

other factions: any man with a common-sense platform, impartially for

the good of the State at large, might as well have sat down at home

and have saved himself the labour of stumping an electorate and

bellowing himself hoarse for all the chance he had of being returned.

We turned out _en masse_ from Clay's to hear the second speech of

young Walker, assisted by two M.P.'s belonging to his party. Grandma

and I drove in the sulky, while the girls and Andrew walked ahead, the

latter under strict orders to behave with reason, and not make "a fool

of hisself with the larrakins."

It was well we arrived early, as there was not sitting room for half

the audience, though more than half the hall being reserved for the

ladies, we got a front seat, and long before the time for the speakers

to appear every corner was packed, and women as well as men were

standing in rows fronting the stage. A great buzz of conversation at

the front, and stampeding and cat-calling among the youths at the

back, was terminated by the arrival of the three speakers of the

evening, who were received amid deafening cock-a-doodling, cheering,

stamping, and clapping. An old warrior of the class dressed _up_ to

the position of M.P. sat to one side, and next him was the barrister

type so prolific in parliament, who had himself dressed _down_ to the

vulgar crowd, while third sat Leslie Walker.

Surely not the first Leslie Walker who had appeared a week or two

previously! His bright, restless eye, though too sensitive for that of

an old campaigner, now took in the crowd with complete assurance, and

there was no hint of hesitation discernible. Having once smelt powder

he was ready for the fray.

"By Jove! hasn't Les. bucked up!" whispered Ernest, who sat on one

side of me, where he had landed after an ineffectual attempt to sit

beside Dawn.

"Yes; if he can only roar and blow and wave his arms sufficiently he

may have a chance."

"But he's still nervous," said the observant Andrew from the rear.

"You watch him go for that flea in the leg of his pants!"

Sitting in full view of a "chyacking" audience is a severe ordeal to

an inexperienced campaigner with a sensitive temperament, and this

action, indeed peculiarly like an attempt to detain an annoying insect

in a fold of his lower garment, was one of those little mannerisms

adopted to give an appearance of ease.

Behind the speakers came, as chairman, one of the swell class almost

extinct in this region, and he, too, had rather an effete attitude and

physique, as he took up his position behind the spindley table

weighted by the smeared tumblers and water-bottle. He rose with the

intention of flattering the speakers and audience in the orthodox way,

but the electors, among whom a spirit of overflowing hilarity was at

large, took his duties out of his mouth.

"Don't smoodge, old cockroach, let the other blokes blaze away, as we

(the taxpayers) are paying dear for this spouting."

The barrister man M.P. burst upon them first with the latest trumpet

blare with which speeches were being opened. Having been primed as to

the magnitude of the railway vote in Noonoon, first move was to throw

a bone to it, and, metaphorically speaking, he got down on his knees

to this section of the electors, and howled and squealed that all

civil servants' wages would be left as they were.

He took another canter to flatter the ladies regarding the remarkably

intelligent vote they had cast in the Federal elections, and asserted

his belief that they would do likewise in the present crisis, and

introduce a nobler element into political life.

Creatures, a few months previously ranked lower than an almost

imbecile man, and with no more voice in the laws they lived under than

had lunatics or horses--it was miraculous what a power they had

suddenly grown! The man at the back saw the point--

"Blow it all, don't smoodge so. It ain't long since you was all rared

up on yer hind legs showin' how things would go to fury if wimmen had

the vote."

Having got past this prelude, he proceeded with a vigorous volley of

abuse against the sitting government, and showed how Walker, the

Opposition candidate, was the only man to vote for. He shook his

fists, stamped and raved, and illustrated how much a voice could

endure without cracking, the back people carefully waiting till he had

to pull up to take a drink out of one of the glasses on the spindley

table, when they got in with--

"You're mad! Keep cool! You'll bust a blood-vessel! When are you going

to give Tomato Jimmy a show to blow his horn?" This being a reference

to the calling of the other speaker, who was a middleman in the

vegetable and fruit-market. The first speaker, however, was not nearly

exhausted yet--he had to thump his fists on the unfortunate spindley

table, and work off several other oratorical poses and a deal of

elocutionary voice-play, ere he was finished. I fairly rolled with

enjoyment of the wonderful wit and humour of the crowd at the back,

which, unless it be put down as the critical faculty, is an

inexplicable phenomenon. Not one of the interrupters, if drafted on to

the hustings, could have given a lucid or intelligent statement of his

views, or indication that he was furnished with any, and yet not one

slip on the part of a candidate, one inconsistent point, personal

mannerism or peccadillo, but was remarked in an astonishingly humorous

and satirical style.

The barrister man having finished "spouting," the common-sense

individual, who always sits half-way down the hall, and who, when he

asks a question, has to face the double ordeal of the crowd and the

candidate, said--

"The speaker has shown us all the things the other fellows _can't do_,

we'd like another speech now stating what _he can_ do." The chairman

rose to say this was out of order, but his voice was lost in the din.

"You sit down, old chap, we can manage this meetin' ourselves."

"But out of respect to the ladies present!"

"We'll look after the ladies too," was the good-humoured rejoinder.

"Why, they're enjoyin' it as much as we are. They've got a vote now,

you know, and are going to use it in an intelligent manner."

"Did you know Queen Anne was dead?" said another.

"The ladies won't be harmed. Any one that disrespects the ladies will

be chucked out."

The ladies had to laugh at this, and the meeting went right merrily,

and more merrily in that half the "blowing" from the stage was drowned

by the interjectory din from the rear of the building, where lads and

men stood chock-a-block, the former, and the latter too, making right

royal use of their licence to be rowdy; but such a good-natured crowd

could not often be seen. There were no altercations, only laughter and

the crude repartee of such a gathering.

The first speaker having returned to his seat and sanity, the second

took his place.

"Hullo, Tomatoes! What's the price of onions and spuds?"

"Now begin and tell the ladies how intelligent they are, so you'll get

their vote."

"Tomatoes" did butter the ladies, next yelled that the civil servants

would not be retrenched, and then upheld the virulent attack on the

government. Keeping in time with the utterances of "Tomato Jimmy," the

boys at the back grew so boisterous that at one time it appeared

inevitable that the meeting must break up in disorder. The chairman,

the candidates, the ladies, the whole house rose, and one man towards

the front made himself heard amid the babel to the effect that the

ladies ought to walk out to show their resentment of the insults that

had been offered their presence by this disorderly behaviour.

"Ladies, don't go. _Dear_ ladies, don't go," called some wags. "We're

only educatin' you in politics,--learning you how to be like your

superiors--men."

This evoked a round of laughter, and order was restored.

"That's right, ladies, don't go; if you was to turn dawg on us now,

we'd be so crestfallen we couldn't think about politics and save the

country at all."

Once more "Tomatoes" belched forth the infamy of the government, and

louder and louder he yelled, till one marvelled at his endurance.

Rougher and hotter grew his repartee till, by sheer abuse, he gained

the ascendancy; but there was no sane statement of what he would

propose as a remedy. Grandma Clay happened to rise as he neared the

finish to see about a reticule she had dropped, and proved a target

for those at the rear.

"Hello, grandma! are you going to contradict him? Give us a straight

tip about women's rights while you're up;" and poor grandma sat down

very precipitately with an exceedingly deep blush.

"If I could only get the chance," she gasped, "I'd give 'em a piece of

me mind."

Third on the list came Leslie Walker, whose improvement was beyond

belief. No notes or hesitation this time. Each sentence was crisp and

clear, and in every detail he evinced the facility for enacting his

_rôle_ which is supposedly a feminine accomplishment.

The chairman, in closing the meeting, rose to say--

"In reference to the interjector who said the speaker was mad--"

"Oh, that's what every one said about _you_ when you were in the

council, and so you were too, and so are they all. Look at the roads

we've got in the municipality," said a voice.

So the chairman had to let the meeting terminate with the candidates

thanking the electors for the extraordinarily good hearing they had

been accorded; it being part of the humour of politics that the worse

a candidate is boo-hooed the more stress he lays upon the _good

hearing_ given him, and the more scurrilous he is regarding his

opponent the more frantically he assures one that he is a bosom

_personal_ friend.

Andrew and I had the distinction of going home under grandma's

tutelage, while Carry and Dawn stayed behind to go to the ladies'

committee rooms, and Ernest lingered to escort them.

"I say, grandma, are you goin' to vote for that bloke?" inquired

Andrew.

"I'm goin' to hear the other side first, and give me opinion after.

There wasn't one of the swells there, was there?"

"Dr Smalley and Dr Tinker both was."

"Yes; but I mean the wimmen: an' how on earth did old Tinker ever get

away from Mrs Tinker for that length of time? You'll never see one of

them kind of wimmen at anythink that makes for progress. That's the

way they make theirselves superior to the likes of you an' me--by

never doin' nothink only for theirselves. 'Oh, we've got all we want

as it is, an' don't want the vote; a woman's place is home,' they say

if you ask 'em. It's all very fine for them as has a man to keep them

like in a band-box; they would have found it different if they had to

act on their own like me. I'm sick of this intelligence in women they

make a fuss about all of a sudden. I've rared a family and managed me

business better than a man could; and what's there been all along to

prevent a woman from stroking out a name on a paper I never could see.

And it never seems to me much difference which name was struck out,

for they're mostly a lot of impostors that only think of featherin'

their own nests. You'll always hear of wimmen not bein' intelligent

enough to do this and that, and these things is only what men like

doin' best theirselves, and the things they make out God intended

women to do is them the men don't like doin'. You don't ever hear of

them thinkin' women ain't intelligent enough to do seven things at

once." Grandma was in great form that night, and not only led but

maintained the conversation.

"I rather like this young feller, but he ain't no sense much either.

All he thinks of is buttoning for the railway people, and it's the

people on the land that ought to be legislated for first. They are the

foundation of everythink; other things would work right after. Every

one can't live in Sydney, an' that's what they're all makin' for now.

Every one is getting some little agency--parasite business. They've

got sense to see the people on the land is the most despised and sat

upon. You don't hear no squallin' about they'll protect the farmer.

No, he's a despised old party that them scuts of fellers on the

railway would grin at and think theirselves above, and scarcely give

him a civil answer if he asked a question about his business what he's

payin' them fellers there to do for him, and which only for the

prodoocers wouldn't be there at all. Things is gettin' pretty tight on

farms now. It means about sixteen hours hard graft a-day to make not

half what a railwayman makes in eight hours. If you happen to have

grapes or oranges, if they manage to escape the frost, an' hail, an'

caterpillar, then the blight ketches 'em, or there's a drewth, and

there ain't none; an' if there's any, there's so much that there ain't

no sale for 'em; and the farmer's life I reckon ought to be stopped as

gamblin', for a gambler's life ain't one bit more precarious."

"Then why the jooce do you want me to go on the land?" said Andrew.

"That ain't the point."

"It's the most sticking out point to me," protested the lad. "I reckon

bein' on the land is a mug's game; scrapin' like a fool when a feller

could be sittin' in an office an' gettin' all they want twice as

easy."

"Here, you don't know what's good. It's more respectabler bein' on the

land. You get the pony out, an' make the coffee, an' hold your

tongue."

Andrew and I had undertaken to make the coffee for supper, and thus

give Carry, whose week in the kitchen it was, a chance to go to the

meeting.

They all arrived from it after a time--Dawn and the knight together,

Carry and Larry Witcom following. Oh, where was "Dora"?

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