WHY LINCOLN MISTOOK A DRIVER TO BE AN EPISCOPALIAN.

The first corps of the army commanded by General Reynolds was once

reviewed by the President on a beautiful plain at the north of Potomac

Creek, about eight miles from Hooker’s headquarters. The party rode

thither in an ambulance over a rough, corduroy road, and as they

passed over some of the more difficult portions of the jolting way the

ambulance driver, who sat well in front, occasionally let fly a volley of

suppressed oaths at his wild team of six mules.

Finally, Mr. Lincoln, leaning forward, touched the man on the shoulder,

and said:

“Excuse me, my friend, are you an Episcopalian?”

The man, greatly startled, looked around and replied:

“No, Mr. President; I am a Methodist.”

“Well,” said Lincoln, “I thought you must be an Episcopalian, because you

swear just like Governor Seward, who is a church warden.”

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