DCXLII. THE MARQUIS OF SALISBURY, K.G., AT HATFIELD HOUSE.

[Illustration]

ARRIVING at the Great Northern Station at King's Cross, and desirous of

testing the culture of the clerk at the Booking-office, you ask for a

first-class return for Hetfelle. The clerk mechanically puts out his

hand towards the receptacle for tickets, drops it, stares at you, and

says Hetfelle is not on their line. You insist that it must be, being

clearly set forth in _Domesday Book_. The clerk shows a disposition to

speak alliteratively but disrespectfully of _Domesday_, and, as the

crowd presses at your heels, you yield to modern prejudice, and take

your ticket for Hatfield. Still, you have the satisfaction of knowing

that it was _Hetfelle_ when the Abbey of Ely held it by favour of King

EDGAR.

When Ely was made a bishopric, the Bishops lived at _Hetfelle_, which

presently came to be known as Bishops Hatfield, and a sumptuous palace

was built, that housed in turn a son of EDWARD THE THIRD, and the son

and heir of HENRY THE EIGHTH. The latter Prince coming to the throne,

under the title of EDWARD THE SIXTH, he gave Hatfield to his sister, the

Princess ELIZABETH. When, in due time, you arrive at Hatfield, your host

takes you out, leading you by the stately avenue to show you the oak

under which ELIZABETH was sitting, reading Greek, when news came to her

that MARY was dead, and ELIZABETH reigned in her stead.

"_La reine est morte; Vive la reine!_" you opportunely remark.

"Quite so," says the MARKISS, evidently struck by your readiness of

rejoinder.

You approach Hatfield House by the gateway near the Church, and enter an

oblong court bounded by the west wing of the Bishop's Palace, now a

stately wreck, with horses stabled in the Hall where one time Bishops

and Princes sat at meat. You feel inclined to linger here, and moralise

upon the theme. But you perceive your noble host awaiting you on the

broad steps of the magnificent Jacobean mansion, a picture worthy to be

set in such a framework. It is like a portrait of one of the earlier

CECILS stepped out of the frame in the Long Gallery. The stately figure

is attired in white doublet, trunks, and hose, embroidered with pearls.

On the purple surcoat, lined with red, gold buttons gleam. The white

ruff is fastened at wrist and throat with gold buttons: the black cap is

solely adorned with a knot of pearls; a golden cord hangs from the neck;

the right hand rests upon the head of a large dog, that has, perhaps, a

rather stuffed look; whilst the left negligently lounges on the hip

above the ready sword.

Is it THOMAS, Earl of Exeter? Or is it his half-brother, ROBERT, Earl of

Salisbury, joint ancestor of the two great branches of the CECIL family?

Or is it, perchance, ROBERT, Earl of Salisbury, or JAMES CECIL, first

MARKISS?

A familiar voice breaks the charm, and discloses the secret.

"Welcome to Hatfield, TOBY, dear boy; but don't suppose that every day I

am got up in this style. It is only in honour of your visit, and as soon

as you are gone, I doff my doublet and hose, put on an old coat, and go

down into my workshop, where I have a little tinkering to do with one of

the electric wires which has gone wrong, and threatens to burn up the

premises. So glad to see you. Always think these informal conferences

between individual members of the two Houses are not only personally

agreeable, but may be fraught with the greatest benefit to the State,

which we both serve. Wait till you see my dog move."

The noble MARKISS, stooping down a little stiffly (owing to the

tightness of the hose), turned a clock-key. After a few rotations, the

dog, being set in the right direction, moved out of the way.

"Yes," said the MARKISS, pleased at my enthusiasm, "that is rather a

triumph, I think. It is common enough to see an automatic dog move its

two fore-paws; but, observe, _all_ the paws here work in natural

sequence. Took me six months to bring this to perfection, working at it

at the time when you would read in the newspapers of my conspiring with

HARTINGTON to keep out GLADSTONE, or negociating with BISMARCK to pull

the chestnuts out of the fire for him in Africa."

Your host leads you to King James's Room, a fine apartment, which stands

to-day in exactly the state in which the King left it when he got up to

breakfast. But the place is a little stuffy, and you do not care for the

particular state of fadedness yet reached by the Turkey carpet. Walking

beside your host, with one eye on the sword, which seems determined to

get between somebody's legs, you pace the Marble Hall, cricking your

neck with gazing upon the heads of the Caesars that look down on you from

panels in the coved ceiling. Up you go by the grand staircase with its

massive carved baluster with unclothed Highlanders playing the bagpipes

and lions bearing heraldic shields; into the Long Gallery, with its

coats of mail, its antique japanned cabinets, its cradle in which

ELIZABETH squealed, its massive fireplaces, its rare panelling; into the

Armoury, where you try on several suits of armour and handle relics of

the Great Armada cast ashore in the spacious times of ELIZABETH; on to

the Library with its rare collection of papers, including Lord

BURLEIGH'S _Diary_, in which you are privileged to read in the original

manuscript the well-known poem which tells how:

"Here he lives in state and bounty,

Lord of Burleigh, fair and free,

Not a lord in all the county

Is so great a lord as he."

On to the Summer Dining-room through the Winter Dining-room, into the

Drawing-room, and thence into the Chapel where you admire the painted

window of Flemish work, representing in compartments various scriptural

subjects.

You have been so interested in the journey, that there has been no time

for ROBERT ARTHUR TALBOT GASCOIGNE-CECIL, P.C., K.G., Third Marquis of

Salisbury, Fellow of All Souls College, Oxford, Secretary of State for

Foreign Affairs, and Prime Minister of England, to tell you the story of

his life. This you the less regret, as the MARKISS is manifestly growing

increasingly uncomfortable in his doublet and hose. So he conducts you

to the hall, and bids you a friendly farewell. As you walk down the

Avenue--"The Way to London," as CECILS dead and buried used to call

it--you turn to take one last look at the noble pile, Italian

renaissance in character, of two orders, the lower Doric, the upper

Ionic, with a highly-enriched Elizabethan central gate-tower, and

stepped gables.

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