He thought. Then he says—

“No, I can’t seem to have forgot anything. What is it?”

“Look at me,” says I, “look me all over.”

He done it.

“Well?” says he.

“Well,” says I, “you don’t notice anything? If I branched out amongst

the elect looking like this, wouldn’t I attract considerable

attention?—wouldn’t I be a little conspicuous?”

“Well,” he says, “I don’t see anything the matter. What do you lack?”

“Lack! Why, I lack my harp, and my wreath, and my halo, and my

hymn-book, and my palm branch—I lack everything that a body naturally

requires up here, my friend.”

Puzzled? Peters, he was the worst puzzled man you ever saw. Finally he

says—

“Well, you seem to be a curiosity every way a body takes you. I never

heard of these things before.”

Extract from Captain Stormfield's Visit to Heaven · 第 11 / 22 题