AN ASTRONOMICAL PARADOXER.

Two systems of astronomy: first, the Newtonian system, showing the rise

and progress thereof, with a short historical account; the general

theory with a variety of remarks thereon: second, the system in

accordance with the Holy Scriptures, showing the rise and progress from

Enoch, the seventh from Adam, the prophets, Moses, and others, in the

first Testament; our Lord Jesus Christ, and his apostles, in the new or

second Testament; Reeve and Muggleton, in the third and last Testament;

with a variety of remarks thereon. By Isaac Frost.[809] London, 1846,

4to.

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A very handsomely printed volume, with beautiful plates. Many readers who

have heard of Muggletonians have never had any distinct idea of Lodowick

Muggleton,[810] the inspired tailor, (1608-1698) who about 1650 received

his commission from heaven, wrote a Testament, founded a sect, and

descended to posterity. Of Reeve[811] less is usually said; according to

Mr. Frost, he and Muggleton are the two "witnesses." I shall content myself

with one specimen of Mr. Frost's science:

"I was once invited to hear read over 'Guthrie[812] on Astronomy,' and when

the reading was concluded I was asked my opinion thereon; when I said,

'Doctor, it appears to me that Sir I. Newton has only given two proofs in

support of his theory of the earth revolving round the sun: all the rest is

assertion without any proofs.'--'What are they?' inquired the

Doctor.--'Well,' I said, 'they are, first, the power of {396} attraction to

keep the earth to the sun; the second is the power of repulsion, by virtue

of the centrifugal motion of the earth: all the rest appears to me

assertion without proof.' The Doctor considered a short time and then said,

'It certainly did appear so.' I said, 'Sir Isaac has certainly obtained the

credit of completing the system, but really he has only half done his

work.'--'How is that,' inquired my friend the Doctor. My reply was this:

'You will observe his system shows the earth traverses round the sun on an

inclined plane; the consequence is, there are four powers required to make

his system complete:

1st. The power of _attraction_.

2ndly. The power of _repulsion_.

3rdly. The power of _ascending_ the inclined plane.

4thly. The power of _descending_ the inclined plane.

You will thus easily see the _four_ powers required, and Newton has only

accounted for _two_; the work is therefore only half done.' Upon due

reflection the Doctor said, 'It certainly was necessary to have these

_four_ points cleared up before the system could be said to be complete.'"

I have no doubt that Mr. Frost, and many others on my list, have really

encountered doctors who could be puzzled by such stuff as this, or nearly

as bad, among the votaries of existing systems, and have been encouraged

thereby to print their objections. But justice requires me to say that from

the words "power of repulsion by virtue of the centrifugal motion of the

earth," Mr. Frost may be suspected of having something more like a notion

of the much-mistaken term "centrifugal force" than many paradoxers of

greater fame. The Muggletonian sect is not altogether friendless: over and

above this handsome volume, the works of Reeve and Muggleton were printed,

in 1832, in three quarto volumes. See _Notes and Queries, 1st Series_, v,

80; 3d Series, iii, 303. {397}

[The system laid down by Mr. Frost, though intended to be substantially

that of Lodowick Muggleton, is not so vagarious. It is worthy of note how

very different have been the fates of two contemporary paradoxers,

Muggleton and George Fox.[813] They were friends and associates,[814] and

commenced their careers about the same time, 1647-1650. The followers of

Fox have made their sect an institution, and deserve to be called the

pioneers of philanthropy. But though there must still be Muggletonians,

since expensive books are published by men who take the name, no sect of

that name is known to the world. Nevertheless, Fox and Muggleton are men of

one type, developed by the same circumstances: it is for those who

investigate such men to point out why their teachings have had fates so

different. Macaulay says it was because Fox found followers of more sense

than himself. True enough: but why did Fox find such followers and not

Muggleton? The two were equally crazy, to all appearance: and the

difference required must be sought in the doctrines themselves.

Fox was not a _rational_ man: but the success of his sect and doctrines

entitles him to a letter of alteration of the phrase which I am surprised

has not become current. When Conduitt,[815] the husband of Newton's

half-niece, wrote a circular to Newton's friends, just after his death,

inviting them to bear their parts in a proper biography, he said, "As Sir

I. Newton was a _national_ man, I think every one ought to contribute to a

work intended to do him justice." Here is the very phrase which is often

wanted to signify that {398} celebrity which puts its mark, good or bad, on

the national history, in a manner which cannot be asserted of many

notorious or famous historical characters. Thus George Fox and Newton are

both _national_ men. Dr. Roget's[816] _Thesaurus_ gives more than fifty

synonyms--_colleagues_ would be the better word--of "_celebrated_," any one

of which might be applied, either in prose or poetry, to Newton or to his

works, no one of which comes near to the meaning which Conduitt's adjective

immediately suggests.

The truth is, that we are too _monarchical_ to be _national_. We have the

Queen's army, the Queen's navy, the Queen's highway, the Queen's English,

etc.; nothing is national except the _debt_. That this remark is not new is

an addition to its force; it has hardly been repeated since it was first

made. It is some excuse that _nation_ is not vernacular English: the

_country_ is our word, and _country man_ is appropriated.]

Astronomical Aphorisms, or Theory of Nature; founded on the immutable

basis of Meteoric Action. By P. Murphy,[817] Esq. London, 1847, 12mo.

This is by the framer of the Weather Almanac, who appeals to that work as

corroborative of his theory of planetary temperature, years after all the

world knew by experience that this meteorological theory was just as good

as the others.

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The conspiracy of the Bullionists as it affects the present system of

the money laws. By Caleb Quotem. Birmingham, 1847, 8vo. (pp. 16).

This pamphlet is one of a class of which I know very little, in which the

effects of the laws relating to this or that political bone of contention

are imputed to deliberate conspiracy of one class to rob another of what

the one knew ought to belong to the other. The success of such writers in

believing what they have a bias to believe, would, if they knew themselves,

make them think it equally likely that the inculpated classes might really

believe what it is _their_ interest to believe. The idea of a _guilty_

understanding existing among fundholders, or landholders, or any holders,

all the country over, and never detected except by bouncing pamphleteers,

is a theory which should have been left for Cobbett[818] to propose, and

for Apella to believe.[819]

[_August_, 1866. A pamphlet shows how to pay the National Debt. Advance

paper to railways, etc., receivable in payment of taxes. The railways pay

interest and principal in money, with which you pay your national debt, and

redeem your notes. Twenty-five years of interest redeems the notes, and

then the principal pays the debt. Notes to be kept up to value by

penalties.]

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