THE NAUTICAL ALMANAC.

1834. From 1769 to 1834 the _Nautical Almanac_ was published on a plan

which gradually fell behind what was wanted. In 1834 the new series began,

under a new superintendent (Lieut. W. S. Stratford).[656] There had been a

long scientific controversy, which would not be generally intelligible. To

set some of the points before the reader, I reprint a cutting which I have

by me. It is from the Nautical _Magazine_, but I did hear that some had an

idea that it was in the Nautical _Almanac_ itself. It certainly was not,

and I feel satisfied the Lords of the Admiralty would not have permitted

the insertion; they are never in advance of their age. The Almanac for 1834

was published in July 1833.

THE NEW NAUTICAL ALMANAC--Extract from the 'Primum Mobile,' and 'Milky

Way Gazette.' Communicated by AEROLITH.

A meeting of the different bodies composing the Solar System was this day

held at the Dragon's Tail, for the purpose of taking into consideration the

alterations and amendments introduced into the New Nautical Almanac. The

honorable luminaries had been individually summoned {301} by fast-sailing

comets, and there was a remarkably full attendance. Among the visitors we

_observed_ several nebulae, and almost all the stars whose proper motions

would admit of their being present.

The SUN was unanimously called to the focus. The small planets took the

oaths, and their places, after a short discussion, in which it was decided

that the places should be those of the Almanac itself, with leave reserved

to move for corrections.

Petitions were presented from [alpha] and [delta] Ursae Minoris, complaining

of being put on daily duty, and praying for an increase of salary.--Laid on

the plane of the ecliptic.

The trustees of the eccentricity[657] and inclination funds reported a

balance of .00001 in the former, and a deficit of 0".009 in the latter.

This announcement caused considerable surprise, and a committee was moved

for, to ascertain which of the bodies had more or less than his share.

After some discussion, in which the small planets offered to consent to a

reduction, if necessary, the motion was carried.

The FOCAL BODY then rose to address the meeting. He remarked that the

subject on which they were assembled was one of great importance to the

routes and revolutions of the heavenly bodies. For himself, though a

private arrangement between two of his honourable neighbours (here he

looked hard at the Earth and Venus) had prevented his hitherto paying that

close attention to the predictions of the Nautical Almanac which he

declared he always had wished to do; yet he felt consoled by knowing that

the conductors of that work had every disposition to take his peculiar

circumstances into consideration. He declared that he had never passed the

wires of a transit without deeply feeling his inability to adapt himself to

the present state of his theory; a feeling which he was afraid had

sometimes caused a slight tremor in his limb. Before {302} he sat down, he

expressed a hope that honourable luminaries would refrain as much as

possible from eclipsing each other, or causing mutual perturbations.

Indeed, he should be very sorry to see any interruption of the harmony of

the spheres. (Applause.)

The several articles of the New Nautical Almanac were then read over

without any comment; only we observed that Saturn shook his ring at every

novelty, and Jupiter gave his belt a hitch, and winked at the satellites at

page 21 of each month.

The MOON rose to propose a resolution. No one, he said, would be surprised

at his bringing this matter forward in the way he did, when it was

considered in how complete and satisfactory a manner his motions were now

represented. He must own he had trembled when the Lords of the Admiralty

dissolved the Board of Longitude, but his tranquillity was more than

reestablished by the adoption of the new system. He did not know but that

any little assistance he could give in Nautical Astronomy was becoming of

less and less value every day, owing to the improvement of chronometers.

But there was one thing, of which nothing could deprive him--he meant the

regulation of the tides. And, perhaps, when his attention was not occupied

by more than the latter, he should be able to introduce a little more

regularity into the phenomena. (Here the honourable luminary gave a sort of

modest libration, which convulsed the meeting with laughter.) They might

laugh at his natural infirmity if they pleased, but he could assure them it

arose only from the necessity he was under, when young, of watching the

motions of his worthy primary. He then moved a resolution highly laudatory

of the alterations which appeared in the New Nautical Almanac.

The EARTH rose, to second the motion. His honourable satellite had fully

expressed his opinions on the subject. He joined his honourable friend in

the focus in wishing to pay every attention to the Nautical Almanac, but,

{303} really, when so important an alteration had taken place in his

magnetic pole[658] (hear) and there might, for aught he knew, be a

successful attempt to reach his pole of rotation, he thought he could not

answer for the preservation of the precession in its present state. (Here

the hon. luminary, scratching his side, exclaimed, as he sat down, "More

steamboats--confound 'em!")

An honourable satellite (whose name we could not learn) proposed that the

resolution should be immediately despatched, corrected for refraction, when

he was called to order by the Focal Body, who reminded him that it was

contrary to the moving orders of the system to take cognizance of what

passed inside the atmosphere of any planet.

SATURN and PALLAS rose together. (Cries of "New member!" and the former

gave way.) The latter, in a long and eloquent speech, praised the

liberality with which he and his colleagues had at length been relieved

from astronomical disqualifications. He thought that it was contrary to the

spirit of the laws of gravitation to exclude any planet from office on

account of the eccentricity or inclination of his orbit. Honourable

luminaries need not talk of the want of convergency of his series. What had

they to do with any private arrangements between him and the general

equations of the system? (Murmurs from the opposition.) So long as he

obeyed the laws of motion, to which he had that day taken a solemn oath, he

would ask, were old planets, which were now so well known that nobody

trusted them, to....

The FOCAL BODY said he was sorry to break the continuity of the

proceedings, but he thought that remarks upon character, with a negative

sign, would introduce {304} differences of too high an order. The

honourable luminary must eliminate the expression which he had brought out,

in finite terms, and use smaller inequalities in future. (Hear, hear.)

PALLAS explained, that he was far from meaning to reflect upon the orbital

character of any planet present. He only meant to protest against being

judged by any laws but those of gravitation, and the differential calculus:

he thought it most unjust that astronomers should prevent the small planets

from being observed, and then reproach them with the imperfections of the

tables, which were the result of their own narrow-minded policy. (Cheers.)

SATURN thought that, as an old planet, he had not been treated with due

respect. (Hear, from his satellites.) He had long foretold the wreck of the

system from the friends of innovation. Why, he might ask, were his

satellites to be excluded, when small planets, trumpery comets, which could

not keep their mean distances (cries of oh! oh!), double stars, with

graphical approximations, and such obscure riff-raff of the heavens (great

uproar) found room enough. So help him Arithmetic, nothing could come of

it, but a stoppage of all revolution. His hon. friend in the focus might

smile, for he would be a gainer by such an event; but as for him (Saturn),

he had something to lose, and hon. luminaries well knew that, whatever they

might think _under_ an atmosphere, _above_ it continual revolution was the

only way of preventing perpetual anarchy. As to the hon. luminary who had

risen before him, he was not surprised at his remarks, for he had

invariably observed that he and his colleagues allowed themselves _too much

latitude_. The stability of the system required that they should be brought

down, and he, for one, would exert all his powers of attraction to

accomplish that end. If other bodies would cordially unite with him,

particularly his noble friend next him, than whom no luminary possessed

greater weight--

JUPITER rose to order. He conceived his noble friend {305} had no right to

allude to him in that manner, and was much surprised at his proposal,

considering the matters which remained in dispute between them. In the

present state of affairs, he would take care never to be in conjunction

with his hon. neighbour one moment longer than he could help. (Cries of

"Order, order, no long inequalities," during which he sat down.)

SATURN proceeded to say, that he did not know till then that a planet with

a ring could affront one who had only a belt, by proposing mutual

co-operation. He would now come to the subject under discussion. He should

think meanly of his hon. colleagues if they consented to bestow their

approbation upon a mere astronomical production. Had they forgotten that

they once were considered the arbiters of fate, and the prognosticators of

man's destiny? What had lost them that proud position? Was it not the

infernal march of intellect, which, after having turned the earth

topsy-turvy, was now disturbing the very universe? For himself (others

might do as they pleased), but he stuck to the venerable Partridge,[659]

and the Stationers' Company, and trusted that they would outlive infidels

and anarchists, whether of Astronomical or Diffusion of Knowledge

Societies. (Cries of oh! oh!)

MARS said he had been told, for he must confess he had not seen the work,

that the places of the planets were given for Sundays. This, he must be

allowed to say, was an indecorum he had not expected; and he was convinced

the Lords of the Admiralty had given no orders to that effect. He hoped

this point would be considered in the measure which had been introduced in

another place, and that some {306} one would move that the prohibition

against travelling on Sundays extend to the heavenly as well as earthly

bodies.

Several of the stars here declared, that they had been much annoyed by

being observed on Sunday evenings, during the hours of divine service.

The room was then cleared for a division, but we are unable to state what

took place. Several comets-at-arms were sent for, and we heard rumors of a

personal collision having taken place between two luminaries in opposition.

We were afterwards told that the resolution was carried by a majority, and

the luminaries elongated at 2 h. 15 m. 33,41 s. sidereal time.

* * * It is reported, but we hope without foundation, that Saturn, and

several other discontented planets, have accepted an invitation from Sirius

to join his system, on the most liberal appointments. We believe the report

to have originated in nothing more than the discovery of the annual

parallax of Sirius from the orbit of Saturn; but we may safely assure our

readers that no steps have as yet been taken to open any communication.

We are also happy to state, that there is no truth in the rumor of the laws

of gravitation being about to be repealed. We have traced this report, and

find it originated with a gentleman living near Bath (Captain Forman,

R.N),[660] whose name we forbear to mention.

A great excitement has been observed among the nebulae, visible to the

earth's southern hemisphere, particularly among those which have not yet

been discovered from thence. We are at a loss to conjecture the cause, but

we shall not fail to report to our readers the news of any movement which

may take place. (Sir J. Herschel's visit. He could just see this before he

went out.)

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