SOME SCIENTIFIC PARADOXES.

An appeal to the republic of letters in behalf of injured science, from

the opinions and proceedings of some modern authors of elements of

geometry. By George Douglas.[525] Edinburgh, 1810, 8vo.

Mr. Douglas was the author of a very good set of {233} mathematical tables,

and of other works. He criticizes Simson,[526] Playfair,[527] and

others,--sometimes, I think, very justly. There is a curious phrase which

occurs more than once. When he wants to say that something or other was

done before Simson or another was born, he says "before he existed, at

least as an author." He seems to reserve the possibility of Simson's

_pre-existence_, but at the same time to assume that he never wrote

anything in his previous state. Tell me that Simson pre-existed in any

other way than as editor of some pre-existent Euclid? Tell Apella![528]

1810. In this year Jean Wood, Professor of Mathematics in the University of

Virginia (Richmond),[529] addressed a printed circular to "Dr. Herschel,

Astronomer, Greenwich Observatory." No mistake was more common than the

natural one of imagining that the _Private Astronomer_ of the king was the

_Astronomer Royal_. The letter was on the {234} difference of velocities of

the two sides of the earth, arising from the composition of the rotation

and the orbital motion. The _paradox_ is a fair one, and deserving of

investigation; but, perhaps it would not be easy to deduce from it tides,

trade-winds, aerolithes, &c., as Mr. Wood thought he had done in a work

from which he gives an extract, and which he describes as published. The

composition of rotations, &c., is not for the world at large: the paradox

of the non-rotation of the moon about her axis is an instance. How many

persons know that when a wheel rolls on the ground, the lowest point is

moving upwards, the highest point forwards, and the intermediate points in

all degrees of betwixt and between? This is too short an explanation, with

some good difficulties.

The Elements of Geometry. In 2 vols. [By the Rev. J. Dobson,[530] B.D.]

Cambridge, 1815. 4to.

Of this unpunctuating paradoxer I shall give an account in his own way: he

would not stop for any one; why should I stop for him? It is worth while to

try how unpunctuated sentences will read.

The reverend J Dobson BD late fellow of saint Johns college Cambridge was

rector of Brandesburton in Yorkshire he was seventh wrangler in 1798 and

died in 1847 he was of that sort of eccentricity which permits account of

his private life if we may not rather say that in such cases private life

becomes public there is a tradition that he was called Death Dobson on

account of his head and aspect of countenance being not very unlike the

ordinary pictures of a human skull his mode of life is reported to have

been very singular whenever he visited Cambridge he was never known to go

twice to the same inn he never would sleep at the rectory with another

person in the house some ancient charwoman used to attend to the house but

never slept in it he has been known in the time of coach travelling to have

{235} deferred his return to Yorkshire on account of his disinclination to

travel with a lady in the coach he continued his mathematical studies until

his death and till his executors sold the type all his tracts to the number

of five were kept in type at the university press none of these tracts had

any stops except full stops at the end of paragraphs only neither had they

capitals except one at the beginning of a paragraph so that a full stop was

generally followed by some white as there is not a single proper name in

the whole of the book I have I am not able to say whether he would have

used capitals before proper names I have inserted them as usual for which I

hope his spirit will forgive me if I be wrong he also published the

elements of geometry in two volumes quarto Cambridge 1815 this book had

also no stops except when a comma was wanted between letters as in the

straight lines AB, BC I should also say that though the title is

unpunctuated in the author's part it seems the publishers would not stand

it in their imprint this imprint is punctuated as usual and Deighton and

Sons to prove the completeness of their allegiance have managed that comma

semicolon and period shall all appear in it why could they not have

contrived interrogation and exclamation this is a good precedent to

establish the separate right of the publisher over the imprint it is said

that only twenty of the tracts were printed and very few indeed of the book

on geometry it is doubtful whether any were sold there is a copy of the

geometry in the university library at Cambridge and I have one myself the

matter of the geometry differs entirely from Euclid and is so fearfully

prolix that I am sure no mortal except the author ever read it the man went

on without stops and without stop save for a period at the end of a

paragraph this is the unpunctuated account of the unpunctuating geometer

_suum cuique tribuito_[531] Mrs Thrale[532] would have been amused {236} at

a Dobson who managed to come to a full stop without either of the three

warnings.

I do not find any difficulty in reading Dobson's geometry; and I have read

more of it to try reading without stops than I should have done had it been

printed in the usual way. Those who dip into the middle of my paragraph may

be surprised for a moment to see "on account of his disinclination to

travel with a lady in the coach he continued his mathematical studies until

his death and [further, of course] until his executors sold the type." But

a person reading straight through would hardly take it so. I should add

that, in order to give a fair trial, I did not compose as I wrote, but

copied the words of the correspondent who gave me the facts, so far as they

went.

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