We do not worry about the complexion of the Stores but we are glad for
the local Chemists.
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[Illustration: _Officer_ (_to trooper, whom he has recently had
occasion to reprimand severely_). "WHY DID YOU NOT SALUTE?"
_Trooper._ "I THOCHT ME AN' YOU WISNA' ON SPEAKIN' TER-RMS THE
NOO."]
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