UNWRITTEN LETTERS TO THE KAISER.

No. XIV.

(_From the Grand Duke NICHOLAS, Commander-in-Chief of the

Russian Armies._)

SIR,--It is pleasant in the midst of this welter of war to

remember the days when your nation and mine were at peace, and when it

was possible for each of us to inspect the troops of the other without

running the risk of having our heads blown off by gigantic shells fired

at the distance of several miles. What splendid reviews were those

you used to hold on the _Tempelhofer Feld!_ What a feeling of almost

irresistible power was inspired by those solid regiments manoeuvring

and marching past under the eyes of their supreme War-lord! I think

the intoxication of that sight was too great for you. You were not one

of those calm ones who can be secure through the mere possession of

strength. You had it, but at last came a point when you felt that it

was all useless to you unless you employed it. So you urged on Austria

in her unhappy policy of quasi-Bismarckian adventure; you cast to the

winds every prompting of prudence and humanity; you imagined that other

nations, because they were slow to take offence, could be bullied and

hectored with impunity; you flung your defiance east and west, and in a

moment of passion made war against all those who had striven for peace,

but were not prepared to cling to it at the price of dishonour.

And thus began the disappointments which have settled upon you like a

cloud. For, after all, war is entirely different from a review or from

the most skilful peace-manoeuvres. In manoeuvres everything can be

comfortably arranged beforehand. There are no bullets and no shells,

and at the end a Kaiser can place himself at the head of many thousands

of cavalry and can execute a charge that will resound for days through

the columns of the newspapers. But in war there is a real enemy who

has guns and bayonets and knows how to use them. All the colour that

fascinates a shallow mind has to be put aside. There are deaths and

wounds and sickness, and in the endurance of these and in the courage

that surmounts all difficulties and dangers the dingiest regiment may

make as brave a show as those which used to practise the parade-march

over the review-field. I rather doubt if you had thought of all

this--now had you?

Moreover our Russians, though they may look rough and though you may

accuse them of ignorance, are no whit inferior to the most cultivated

German professor in their patriotism and in their stern resolution

to die rather than submit to defeat. They do not boast themselves to

be learned men, but, on the other hand, it is not they who have made

Louvain a city of ruins. They fight fiercely against men who have arms

in their hands, but they have not executed innocent hostages, nor

have they used warships and airships to massacre women and children.

In these particulars they are willing to grant you and your Germans

an unquestioned supremacy. If that be the civilisation to which your

philosophers and poets have brought you, I can only say that we shall

endeavour to rub along without such philosophers and poets; and I must

beg you not to attempt to convert our Cossacks to your views. Being

simple folk and straightforward, they might resent violently your

efforts to give them the enlightenment of the Germans.

All this sounds like preaching, and Heaven knows I do not want to

preach to you. You have hardened your heart, and I suppose you must go

through this bitter business to the end. Let me rather tell you that,

rough and unlearned as we are, we are making excellent progress in our

fighting. So far we have once more foiled your HINDENBERG'S

attack on Warsaw. We have an earnest hope that we shall be able to make

your troops highly uncomfortable in the North, while towards the South

we have been dealing quite faithfully with the Austrians. The Caucasus

is filled with Turks dead or flying from our troops. As to Serbia--but

I feel it would be scarcely polite to mention this stiff-necked

country. It must be galling for your ally to have to fight a people so

small in numbers but so great in their unconquerable resolution. Was it

in order that Austrian troops might be chased headlong from Belgrade

that you went to war?

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