THE FISH FAMINE.

It is only proper that an agitation should be on foot to compel the

Government to take measures to prevent a further rise in the cost of

bread, the food of the people.

But what is the Government prepared to do to remedy the present

deplorable dearth in the food of the people's thinkers--fish?

Scientists, statisticians, fishmongers and other authorities tell us

that for the development of the human brain there is nothing to compare

with fish. Indeed, one has only to glance at the throng assembled in

any popular fish-bar of a night to realise that the people of our

country are alive to their need in this respect.

Consider what this shortage of fish must mean in the development of the

intellectual life of the people of this country. How can we expect our

parcels to be delivered intelligently, our gas-fittings to be adjusted

properly, our bulbs to be planted effectively, if our carmen, our

plumbers, our jobbing gardeners, and so forth, are deprived of their

daily bloater or bloaters, as the case may be?

How can we hope that Mr. H. G. WELLS, Mr. ARNOLD

BENNETT or even Lord KITCHENER himself will continue to

guide the nation effectively with the fish course obliterated from the

_menu?_

What is the use of the Poet Laureate to the country if Billingsgate

is inactive? And without Billingsgate how can our half-penny morning

papers adjust their differences, or illuminating discussion among

intellectuals be maintained?

How much longer will _The Spectator_ and _The Church Times_ be worth

reading if the present scarcity of fish continues? Is a Hampstead

thinkable without halibut?

A marked deterioration has already been noted in the quality of the

discourses of the senior curate at one of our suburban churches. We may

be capturing trade, and the position of our banks may be wonderfully

sound; but against that must be recorded the lamentable fact that in

a certain town in the Home Counties last week only twenty-two people

attended a widely announced debate on the subject, "Have Cinema

Pictures a more refining influence upon the Poor than Classical Poetry?"

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