Mr. Mortimer started. He perceived that the man who spoke was in full

possession of his reason, quite as sane as he himself. In former years

he had been intimately acquainted with Dick Lawrence; the story of the

“mysterious disappearance” was familiar to him; and he thought that at

last the mystery was to be solved.

He seized Lawrence’s hand and shook it heartily.

“Don’t you remember me, old friend?” he said. “Don’t you remember when

you beat me in that race, so long ago? And besides, we are almost related

to each other; for, as you surely remember, your brother and I married

sisters.”

A long conversation followed between the two reunited friends. The events

of other years were spoken of with peculiar pleasure, and Mr. Mortimer

told his friend what had been taking place in the world of late years.

“Well, now, I had almost forgotten!” Mr. Mortimer suddenly exclaimed.

“Your nephew Will is in this very house! You will remember him as a very

little boy; and now he is a--a--now he is a great big boy. I must bring

him in immediately.”

He hurried out of the room and soon returned with Will, saying

apologetically, “You must excuse me, Will, but when two old friends meet,

they forget that there are boys still in the world, and remember only

that they were once boys themselves.” Then to his guest: “Mr. Lawrence, I

have the pleasure of introducing your nephew Will, who is on a visit to

my son. I think it is safe to say that you owe your deliverance to these

hare-brained youths. You will hear graphic particulars of it afterwards.”

A happy meeting took place between uncle and nephew, the former being

highly pleased with his new-found kinsman.

“Yes,” Mr. Mortimer resumed, “this is your nephew Will; a fine little

fellow, who had a strange interview with you last night. Have you any

recollection of it?”

“Not the slightest; so far as I know, I have not seen the boy since,

since--when?”

“Ten years, uncle.”

“Then you know nothing about your life in the cave?” Mr. Mortimer asked.

“You are speaking in riddles, Mr. Mortimer.”

“My son, Will’s cousin, is ill to-day, or I should present him; for he,

dear boy, was instrumental in your release,” the fond father observed,

wishing that his son should receive due honor for his good deeds.

Mr. Lawrence was impatient to see his brother, but there were several

matters to attend to before this could be done.

“There is a strange tale yet to be unfolded, Mr. Mortimer,” he said

musingly. “I must visit the town where insanity first took hold of me.

There are many things not clear to me; but I believe that by going there,

I shall be enabled to unriddle the mystery. A foul wrong was done to me

in that place, and I will have justice. As I intimated, I know absolutely

nothing of what took place while I was insane; but I believe all that can

be made clear by making diligent inquiries of people living in R----.

Yes, I shall go to this place in a day or so; then take a run down to my

brother’s; and come back just in time to go home with Will. But first of

all, I shall visit the cave where I spent so many years; and you and my

nephew must accompany me. I am full of curiosity to see the place, but I

suppose I shall have to be piloted through it.”

A day or so afterwards Mr. Lawrence felt stronger, and the three set out

to explore the cave. Will thought that he was going to the Demon’s Cave

under very different circumstances, and sighed because Henry was unable

to accompany them. But Henry was destined never to enter that cave.

When they arrived at the place, they perceived that some one was there

before them, as the door stood open. As they passed in they heard

a confused murmur of voices, together with whistling, singing, and

hallooing. Evidently, the intruders were trying to keep up their spirits

and intimidate any goblins that might be hovering near. A great fire was

blazing in the old place, but the explorers seemed to be in the largest

cave.

Suddenly the new-comers were heard, and a howl of horror came from the

explorers.

“Oh, golly! It’s the demon or somethin’ else!” wailed one.

Then two wild and fearful eyes peered out through the concealed door, and

a voice quavered: “N-o-o, it ain’t the demon; but I guess we’d better

clear!”

Seven gaunt youths stole through the concealed door; glanced fearfully

at the new-comers; and then broke and fled tumultuously out of the front

entrance.

The two men smiled; the boy laughed.

“A boy is the same creature that he was when I was young,” Mr. Lawrence

observed.

“They’re the very fellow’s that cheered us the other night,” said Will.

“I guess they wanted to be ‘bouncers’ too.”

“Now, why in this world did the little rogues make a fire?” Mr. Mortimer

queried.

“That question is easily answered,” said Mr. Lawrence. “When a boy comes

upon a heap of wood, the temptation to kindle a fire, if he has any means

of doing so, is too great for him to resist.”

“And you see nothing here that is familiar to you?” asked Mr. Mortimer.

“No; everything is strange to me; and I must apply to Will to lead the

way.”

“Uncle, how queer it is that I should know more about your cave than you

do!” said Will, grinning foolishly. “It doesn’t seem that you are the

same man that picked me up and carried me off.”

“That’s because I’ve visited the tailor and the barber, Will.”

“Well, uncle, if I hadn’t been through the cave that night, we shouldn’t

know anything about the money.”

“Money!” cried both men, in a breath.

“Yes,” Will replied. “I found a little pile of money, but so many queer

things happened since that I forgot all about it. Come this way, uncle;

it is in this room.”

“Your lost fortune!” Mr. Mortimer exclaimed.

“Perhaps,” sighed Uncle Dick.

“If those explorers have not enriched themselves with it!”

But the treasure was found untouched.

“Is _this_ what you found?” cried Mr. Mortimer, with disgust. “_This_ is

intolerable--monstrous--outrageous! This--this--”

“No, I think it’s all right,” said Mr. Lawrence. “There is a mystery

behind it, but when that mystery is cleared up, I think we shall find

that this is all there is left.”

“I guess the boys didn’t see it,” Will observed, “or else they were

afraid to meddle with it.”

“No,” said Uncle Dick, “a boy has more honesty than most people imagine.

Well, Will, what there is, is yours. Take it, Will; it won’t fill more

than one pocket; but I wish, for your sake, it were a fortune indeed.”

“If I hadn’t left these inside doors open, the boys wouldn’t have been

able to explore these two rooms,” Will presently remarked. “Now, I wonder

whether they found those hens and chickens! _I_ didn’t, but I didn’t look

for them.”

“‘Hens and chickens!’” growled Mr. Mortimer. “What’s the matter now,

Will?”

“Why, Henry said the demon--I--I mean my _uncle_--had lots of hens and

chickens here, and I heard them clucking several times while I was in the

cave; but I never saw’ a scratch of them.”

“Perhaps the young explorers made away with _them_,” Uncle Dick suggested.

“No, uncle, they found their way here only because I had left the

concealed doors open,” Will said. “I guess the hens are some place else.”

“We don’t know how many hidden chambers there may be here, nor what

secrets they may hold,” Mr. Mortimer sighed despairingly.

“There can’t be many more,” Uncle Dick replied. “We’ll say there is one

more apartment, in which my nephew’s hens are cooped up. Now, unless

they set up a cackling, how are we to know where to look for them? I

think we had better leave them to their fate. No! Will, listen! When we

get back to town, speak about these hens incidentally to some little

tobacco-chewer, and within an hour a force of would-be desperadoes will

troop down to this cave, and liberate these hens or perish in the ruins

of the general demolition!”

To economize time and space, to ease the reader’s anxiety, and to

maintain the reputation of this history for exactness and solidity, it

may here be stated that although Will set a band of street Arabs on the

track of those miserable hens and chickens, they were never found, and

the probability is that they are slowly becoming fossils.

The three then made a burning stave serve for a torch, and marched

through the cavern in which Will had found the water. Then they returned

and went into the “best bedroom.”

“I have a fancy that there is money buried here,--buried, or concealed in

some article of furniture,” Mr. Mortimer observed.

“I doubt that,” said Uncle Dick. “Now, if your son were well, he and Will

might come here and ransack every cavern. What a pity we interrupted

those boys! They would have amused themselves here all day, and would

certainly have found whatever there may be to find! Poor little fellows,

their fun had just begun! Well, they will be back again, and then they

are welcome to all the spoil they can carry away.”

Having fastened the outer door, the party returned to the city.

_Chapter XXII._

UNCLE DICK EVOLVES HIS STORY.

The next day Mr. Lawrence, leaving his nephew still with Henry, went to

the town of which he had spoken. Here insanity had taken hold of him, and

here he expected to unravel his mysteries.

The two boys laid their heads together, and arrived at the conclusion

that the world is not hollow, after all; and that if they were not heroes

yet, a few years would make them so.

“The stuff is in us, Will; all we have to do is to work it up.”

“Yes, Henry; and when you come to see me, the people in our neighborhood

had better be prepared. There are no captives for us to rescue, but I

guess you can hit on something good.”

“Why, Will,” said Henry, smiling his delight, “you are almost getting to

be like any other boy! You--you talk sensibly. What has come over you?”

“Well, when I saw that good came from our journey to the cave, and that

we rescued my uncle, I concluded that I had been wrong and you right. I

guess it’s safe to play tricks with you, anyway; and----”

“‘Tricks!’” echoed Henry, scowling horribly.

“No, no!” Will hastily declared. “I--I--mean--Henry--Don’t be vexed,

Henry; I meant _stratagems_!”

The affronted patient softened. “Yes, that is the word you meant, Will,”

he said, “but you always ought to say what you mean. I always do; and so

I never have to stumble, and correct myself, and appear as though I don’t

know what I’m talking about.”

Will’s eyes expressed a mild rebuke.

Henry was not fluent in making apologies; on this occasion he simply

said, with a look of pain that spoke volumes in his behalf: “It’s in my

left knee, Will; hand me that bottle, please.”

“Next time I venture on any more stratagems,--if I ever do venture on any

more,--I’ll warn all the sailors and teamsters in the settlement, so

that I can be rescued just in the nick of time,” Will Said good humoredly.

“Yes, as long as they didn’t follow too close at your heels, and spoil

the fun. Well, Will, I knew I could cure you if you stayed with me long

enough; but I didn’t expect to do it so soon.”

When the patient was easy Will read to him. The books that pleased them

most were about mustached heroes who cruised in Polynesia, discovering

“sea-girt isles” which Captain Cook and later navigators had missed, and

which almost invariably held captive some ragged individual, who, after

divers adventures with pirates and Chinamen, had finally succeeded in

nailing $795,143 up in a mahogany coffin, only to be shipwrecked with it.

In after years Will looked back on those days spent with Henry as the

pleasantest in his boyhood. He had no haunting dreams; got into no

disgrace; and, except when he thought of poor Stephen, felt no reproaches

of conscience.

One day the mother of the girl who had given Henry a glass ink-bottle

came in to inquire personally after his health.

“I heard you were getting better, Henry, but I thought I should like to

come and see for myself,” she said pleasantly.

“I wonder now if _she_ didn’t hint to her mother to do this!” Henry

thought to himself. “I believe she did; but I wish I knew. Why can’t

folks tell the truth, anyway, and say right out how it is! How am I to

find out! I know when _she_ had a bad cold, I hinted till my mother went

there to ask about her! Botheration! I _will_ know!”

“It’s very good of you to take so much interest in me,” he ventured,

slightly emphasizing the word _you_.

“Yes, Henry, when I saw the doctor call here twice yesterday I thought I

must step in and see you.”

The boy was silenced, but not satisfied.

“I’ve brought a book for you, Henry, that I think you will like,” she

said, taking a handsomely bound volume out of her reticule and laying it

on a stand at Henry’s elbow.

He picked it up. “_Her_ book!” he thought exultingly. “I know it’s hers,

for I’ve heard her speak of it. She sent it to me! Of course she did.

_She sent it!_”

Once more his heart bounded with ecstasy; once more he was supremely

happy. The blood rushed to his face; his lips quivered; his hands

trembled.

The visitor remarked this, and turning to Mrs. Mortimer said

sympathetically, “Poor boy! How patiently he bears it!”

Then, stepping up to the bedside, she laid her hands on his head, kissed

his forehead gently and affectionately, and asked softly, “Is the pain

very bad, Henry?”

It seemed to Henry that his heart stood still.

“It is _her_ mother,” he thought, “and she has kissed me!”

Their eyes met. A woman perceives many things intuitively; Henry’s secret

was hers from that moment. For all answer she kissed him again. From that

day the two were firm and true friends.

When Henry found himself alone he examined every leaf of that book

carefully.

“_She_ sent it,” he muttered, “and perhaps there is something written in

it. She may have written, ‘I hope you will like this book, Henry;’ or,

‘This is the story we spoke of, Henry;’ or, ‘When will you be able to

start to school again, Henry?’”

The observing reader will perceive that in each of those sentences the

hero’s own name occurs. Henry was capable of strong feelings; in some

respects he was a boy; in others, a man.

At last, at the top of a useless fly-leaf, he came upon two initial

letters. They were not hers; they were not his. The writing was very bad;

he could not recognize it. He did not consider that a book-seller often

scrawls a cipher or two on the fly-leaves of his books. He was mystified.

Jealousy, however, soon suggested an explanation; jealousy pointed out

that those characters were written by _her_, and that they stood for “J.

J.”

Once more he was miserable.

He saw Johnny Jones in his true colors; saw all his defects, all his

emptiness, all his insignificance, all his baseness. And yet he was

jealous!

The lover very often feels his rival to be the most despicable person on

the face of the earth; and yet, at the same instant, he fears that rival,

despicable as he is, will steal away the heart of his beloved.

To a man whose thoughts never rise above the earth on which he

walks, this may seem preposterous; but it is true, and may easily be

explained--so easily, in fact, that the writer leaves it for some one who

can do so more ably and clearly than himself.

It has been said that Henry was fated never to explore the Demon’s Cave.

He never did.

The City Fathers, fearing, in their wisdom, that the cave might become

the haunt of evil characters or the lair of some wild beast, convoked a

council, and drew up a document which began and ended thus:

“Whereas, ...

“Resolved, that said cave be forthwith demolished.”

Then five men and two hundred and seventy-three or seventy-four boys fell

to work upon it, and executed this command to the letter. The Demon’s

Cave had served its purpose: it was no more.

The view from the opposite bank was marred; but the City Fathers knew

that they had done their duty, and their conscience was easy.

After an absence of a week Uncle Dick returned to Mr. Mortimer’s. He

had visited the little city; solved his mysteries; and been to see his

brother.

He made himself comfortable in an easy chair, and while those interested

in him listened attentively, he romanced as follows:--

“Several years ago, when I was still a young man, by prudent and lawful

speculations I amassed a fortune. But I was not satisfied; I still wished

for more; and one day when a stranger came to me with wonderful stories

about making colossal fortunes in a far-off part of the world, I listened

eagerly, and secretly resolved to settle my affairs and hasten away with

him. I should need every dollar I possessed to embark in this scheme,

the stranger told me; and the sooner I could get away, the sooner I

should return to my native country a rich man.

“I kept my purpose hidden from my nearest friends, and got together all

my money as secretly as possible. I was not to deposit this money in a

bank, and draw it as I needed it; oh, no! I must pack it up snugly in a

strong trunk, and take it all with me. This man, Black, advised me to

‘keep my own counsel to the very last;’ and I also knew that my people

would oppose my taking up with an entire stranger, and embarking in such

a wild-goose chase. Consequently he, and I, and the trunk of funds,

stole away like criminals, leaving only a short note of farewell and

explanation behind us. By the way, Mr. Mortimer, my brother tells me that

he received no such note, and I must infer that Black found means to

destroy it.

“I knew that I was acting dishonorably, but I excused my conduct to

myself by thinking I should soon return in triumph, worth millions. At

that date, enormous wealth was the summit of my ambitions; and it must

come suddenly and easily; petty speculation had become tiresome to me,

and I wished to wake up some morning and find myself a nabob.

“In a certain city--the place to which I went after leaving you--we

halted, ‘to complete our arrangements,’ as my betrayer put it, if I

remember rightly. Having entered a small and out-of-the-way building,

which he called his own, probably correctly, I was assaulted by him and

another villain who was unknown to me. I remember distinctly Black’s

saying to this man, ‘Now, Bill, a heavy blow on his head, and he is dead.

Then his trunk of money is ours!’ I started to my feet, but at that

instant a furious blow was struck at my head, and I, poor fool, knew no

more.

“My object in going to that city last week was to see whether I could

learn what had happened to me from the time of that attempted murder

till I appeared here as the ‘Demon of the Cave,’ In this I succeeded

very well. It seems that the police were on these men’s track, and that

they broke into the building just after I had been knocked down. The

villains, Black and his accomplice, doubtless thought me dead, or else

meant to deal another blow, but had not time. Their crime was bootless;

for they were thrown into prison, tried in due time, and sent into penal

servitude, where they are still.

“Then I was taken to an hospital; but as I had scarcely anything with

me, except my clothes and my chest of money, no clue could be found to

inform my friends of my whereabouts. So they kept me on there, within a

few hundred miles of my home, and took the greatest care of me. The cruel

blow on my head had taken away my reason, and all the doctors of the

hospital could not restore it.

“What puzzles me is that my friends did not find me in process of time,

as the whole affair was published in the newspapers. Well, I suppose they

thought of me as being far away and that I could not possibly be the

madman in K. Hospital. I never saw the account in the newspapers, and the

description of the madman may not have tallied with the Uncle Dick of the

country village.

“And now comes the most extraordinary part of my story. I was ill in the

hospital for several weeks, and meanwhile the authorities took charge

of my chest. It seems that I was aware my money was in it, and with all

a maniac’s cunning I kept watch over it. One day, when my bodily health

and strength were quite restored, both I and my chest of treasure were

missing!

“So the story runs; but there I am bothered; there is mystery. From

that day all is dark to me; all is a blank; and I can only speculate.

I am left to suppose, then, that I made off with my chest of money;

roamed over the country in search of a home; came upon the cave in this

neighborhood; and established myself in it!

“Now, that is contrary to reason--in fact, it would require a powerful

imagination to put any faith in such a cock-and-bull story.

“I have a notion that a great deal of my money was taken either by

dishonest servants while in the hospital, or else by thieves after I left

it; and I think even that I was robbed of the whole amount, and came upon

some money in the cave. How could a lunatic make his way through the

country with a chest of money, and not be molested? It is impossible. In

fact, Mr. Mortimer, from the moment I left the hospital till I took up

my abode in the cave, it is all a muddle to me. It may be explained some

day; but it is all a muddle to me now.

“From inquiries I made in this place, I found that a dealer brought me

supplies while I lived in the cave, and that I paid him for them. I

hunted him out, and he told me he made my acquaintance through another

man, when I first came here. He is a simple, honest, old man, incapable

of cheating even a madman; and I am satisfied that he acted fairly with

me, and had no hand in my coming to the cave.

“But who is the other? I believe the whole question hinges on that; and

if we could meet with him, I would force the secret from him. The dealer

affirms that he knows nothing about this man; he saw him only once; and

then he told him (the dealer) to send supplies to an eccentric man who

intended to live for a short time in what was then called simply, ‘The

Cave.’ But, alas! it continued through ten years!

“While living in the cave, I am told that I was continually on the watch

against robbers; which proves conclusively, I think, that people of that

calling preyed upon me either before or after I left the hospital.

“Mr. Mortimer, as far as I can make it out, this is my story. It is not

much, but I have made the best of it.” The next day Mr. Lawrence and

his nephew set out for home. The long-lost man had, at length, after an

absence of ten years, returned.

He lived with his brother, and for a few weeks, did nothing. Ten years

in a cave had undermined his health, but as soon as his constitution

regained its natural vigor, he went into business on his own account. At

forty he found himself penniless, and obliged to begin life anew; ten

years were as though they had not been, and he had summarily got rid of a

fortune.

He was of a cheerful and hopeful disposition, and did not grieve about

this; still, he could not help thinking what misery would have been

spared if he had not trusted himself implicitly to a villain.

For the present Uncle Dick must sink into oblivion. He will be

resuscitated, however, at the proper time.

Will was received by his parents with open arms. He had behaved nobly;

he was a little hero. All the praise must be given to him, of course.

Had he not rescued his uncle, alone and unaided? Had he not done all in

his power to help that uncle when he lay helpless in his cave? Had he

not stayed by him and tended him? Had he not explored the horrible place

known as the Demons Cave? He had; he had done all this; and yet come off

without a scratch!

Of course, Henry meant well, but he had no hand in rescuing Uncle

Dick--he had not even entered the cave. Henry was a good, a manly little

fellow, but in that affair he had been only a figure-head.

Will found that Stephen was recovering fast. His school-fellows crowded

round him and listened eagerly while he dilated on his cousin’s and

his own exploits. Now that the affair was happily over, he delighted

in telling them about his “adventures” in the cave, and Marmaduke,

especially, delighted in hearing them. To him, Henry was a mighty hero.

The affair with Stephen sobered the others for a time, and when the poor

boy again appeared among them, nothing they could do for him was left

undone. He was a martyr in their eyes, and they willingly left off their

own sports to talk to him. Under these kind attentions, what wonder is it

that the boy soon recovered his health, strength, and spirits?

The whole tribe of heroes kept clear of tricks and misdeeds till the

following summer; but Will, of course, committed his diverting little

blunders daily. But it would be foolish to chronicle them.

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