Of course every accomplished story-teller, when he “gets into the thick

of it,” must pause deliberately, and give prolix descriptions of people

or places about whom or which the general reader cares next to nothing.

It is unjust to the impatient, but powerless, reader; but it is the

custom. We must plead guilty of this time-honored meanness, and seize the

present opportune moment to introduce the demon as he appeared at that

time.

He was a tall, powerful man, with light, active movements, worthy of a

soldier. His features were regularly formed, and apparently he had once

been a fine-looking man. Now, however, he was haggard and stooped from

long-continued privations. His eyes had a ferocious glare,--not pleasant

to beholders, but supposed to be an attribute of maniacs,--a suspicious

look, as though he dreaded some enemy were lurking near, ready to spring

upon him. In fact, his entire appearance showed that he was always on his

guard. His long and intensely black hair waved about his shoulders in

wild profusion; whilst his beard, likewise black, reached far down his

breast. His clothing, old and tattered, was in keeping with his general

appearance.

All taken together, he looked like a madman; and if Marmaduke could have

seen him, he would have been in ecstacy, thinking that at last he had

found one of Dickens’ monstrosities.

The “gentle reader” has not been kept in suspense very long, but the

narrative may now resume its course.

The demon crept stealthily out of the shadow, and, unperceived by the

boys, stole swiftly, but noiselessly, upon them. When Henry said “fire!”

Will raised his pistol with a trembling hand, and cocked it, preparatory

to firing into the air. But before he could do so, the demon sprang

upon him, and the luckless boy found himself encircled by two long and

powerful arms--an embrace anything but loving.

With a gasp of intense terror, he turned and saw by whom he was held. To

his heated imagination, the demon appeared a monster.

Henry, also, turned around and saw him. With a cry of dismay, he threw up

his arms, and struck the pistol, which still dangled in Will’s nerveless

hand.

How it happened--whether Will unconsciously pulled the trigger, or

whether the blow did it--can never be known; but with a stunning noise

the pistol discharged its contents, and then fell to the ground.

To Will’s consternation, Henry staggered; flung his arms out wildly for

support; gave a moan of pain or terror; and also fell, heavily. The

charge had struck him somewhere--but where?

At this catastrophe, Will forgot that the demon’s arms encircled him,

forgot everything but that he had shot his cousin Henry. A boy does not

swoon away, or else he would have done so; but he was horror-stricken:

the terrible word _murder_ seemed to be hissed into his ears by unseen

spirits, and he was unable to move or speak.

The demon, heaving a sigh, lifted him easily off his feet, and bore him

away. Will made no resistance, for his brain was in too confused a state

to perceive what was going on. His eyes were fixed on the prostrate form

of Henry, and the demon strode on with him, following the length of the

tree. Soon the end of the fallen tree was reached; and as the demon

turned and walked towards his cave, Will caught a last look of Henry, who

was still lying flat on the ground.

All this happened in a very short time, of course; for the demon paid no

attention to the report of the pistol, but immediately marched off with

our doughty hero.

The reader, unlike him, is aware that the pistol, though heavily loaded

with powder, instead of a leaden bullet held a ball made of tow.

Will grew calmer, but offered no resistance to his captor.

The entrance of the cave was now disclosed. Before them an almost

perpendicular cliff rose several feet towards the sky, twisting into

strange shapes to the south, and on the north jutting out irregularly

some distance westward, thus forming the angle spoken of before. Exactly

in the centre there was an opening in which a strong and heavy door was

hung. Two or three grated openings, which served for windows, were to be

seen high above the door, and several feet apart.

The _outside_ of the cave was somewhat formidable, as no doubt the demon

wished it to be. What was the _inside_ like?

Will did not care to know. Suddenly he put forth all his strength, and

struggled manfully and furiously to break away from the demon. But the

latter, without a word, folded his arms more tightly round him, and held

him fast in a grip that put an end to all the poor boy’s hopes of escape.

Advancing with the would-be knight-errant, the demon arrived at the door

of his cave; and manipulating some complicated contrivance which took the

place of a lock, the secret of which was known only to himself, the door

opened and captor and captive passed in.

So, this was the way in which Will was to gain admittance into the

stronghold! A great improvement on Henry’s little plan!

A spacious apartment was disclosed, the floor bare, but the roof and

sides covered with planks, to prevent the earth from crumbling in. It was

very dark inside, as during the day but little light came in through the

openings mentioned, during the night, none. A fire was struggling to burn

in the middle of this dismal hole, but its feeble light only added to the

gloom. Round the walls on benches and rude tables all sorts of things

were lying; blankets, old clothes (_our_ “recluse” had more than one

suit), trays, bowls, some other kitchen utensils, even eatables, being

grouped together in confusion, with a view to convenience rather than

neatness. In fact, the demon seemed to take no pride, no interest, in the

affairs of the household. In one corner a big pile of firewood proved

that the occupant could make himself quite comfortable. In spite of all

his misery, Will distinctly heard the cackling of hens and chickens,

evidently the brood of which Henry had spoken, in another apartment.

The cave was now stifling from a horrible smoke arising from the

smouldering fire. When the demon was present he blew away the smoke by

means of a huge fan suspended from the ceiling; but it accumulated in his

absence.

Although there were several bye-rooms, each one of which served its own

purpose, this was the principal one--the one in which the demon lived.

Of course Will had no time to see what we have dimly outlined, for the

demon hurriedly crossed this room and opened a door leading into another,

much like it, excepting in its furniture. Here there were no rude benches

or tables. A comfortable and even handsome bedstead stood against the

wall, with a few sheets and quilts, and one old buffalo-robe, upon it.

There was an attempt made at covering, or carpeting, the floor; and in

one corner there was a crazy stove, or oven, clumsily built of refuse

bricks. Above this stove there was a chimney, which managed to dispose

of most of the smoke when a fire was lighted--that is, it took it into

another and larger room.

This was the bedroom, in which the demon slept as peacefully as a knight

in his moated castle.

Having thus, “by slow degrees, by fits and starts,” cooped Will up in

the Demon’s Cave, description may rest awhile and the narrative may be

resumed.

The demon laid our hero gently on the bed, and then, for the first time,

he spoke to him. “Poor boy!” he said, in a not unpleasant tone. “Perhaps

you did not wish to do me any harm, but I shall keep you here till--”

He stopped abruptly.

There was nothing threatening in this, yet Will trembled. His thoughts

were doubtless of Henry.

The demon turned and left the room, fastening the door behind him. Then

he left the cave, taking the precaution of fastening the outside door,

also.

“There was another one,” he murmured; “I must see to him.”

Swiftly he retraced his steps round the tree, and arrived at the scene

of conflict not more than five minutes after he had borne Will away. But

Henry was nowhere to be found! He had vanished, leaving nothing, not even

a drop of blood, behind him!

“Was there another?” the demon asked himself, dubiously. “What is it?

Have I dreamed, or is this some new device of the enemy?”

Seeing the pistol which Will had discharged, he picked it up and returned

to the cave, not making the slightest effort to look for the missing

knight-errant.

Will remained inactive as long as the demon was near, but as soon as he

heard him go out, he leaped off the bed and made a desperate attempt to

open the door. He put forth all his strength--but in vain: the door was

rock.

Then he groped about the room, to see if he could find some other means

of escape. Again in vain--no outlet presented itself.

“I am a prisoner!” he groaned. “And what a terrible prison! But, oh! poor

Henry! Was he dead? Have I killed him? Oh, this is too much!”

Then he recollected that his cousin had insisted that there were captives

hidden away in the cave, and in a voice that--we grieve to say it, but

truth is inexorable--quavered with fear, he shouted: “Is anyone hidden

here?--Speak! Any captives here?”

His own voice mocked him, and he started back in terror.

Evidently, no captives there.

But Will was not comforted. Hobgoblins crawled over the floor, and

ground their teeth under the bed--demons crowded round him and jabbered

ominously--human skeletons rattled their dry bones horribly, and pointed

their fingers jeeringly at him--his murdered cousin came to him, and

looked him full in the face with a sad, reproachful smile.

Will could endure it no longer. With a cry of horror and agony he flung

himself on the bed, and buried his face in the old buffalo-robe.

At that moment the Demon of the Cave returned and entered his dwelling.

This is a convenient, suitable, and orthodox place for the chapter to

close; so let it close.

_Chapter XIX._

WITHIN AND WITHOUT THE DEMON’S CAVE.

What had become of Henry?

The ball had struck him in a tender place; and not seriously hurt, but

very much frightened, he fell headlong with a groan of--fear!

While the demon was carrying off Will he lay still and made use of his

wits.

He reflected logically as follows: “Whatever Will loaded my pistols with,

it certainly wasn’t a genuine bullet! So it would be useless for me to

fire this pistol at the demon--useless--wicked--and against the laws!”

Gentle reader, mark that; read it carefully two or three times; muse on

it; and remember that you yourself were once a boy--or, if not, your

father was.

“Oh, how my side smarts! There’ll be a blister, surely!” Henry groaned.

“Well, the best way to help Will will be to lie here perfectly still till

the demon gets entirely out of sight, and then hop up and scramble away.

Where shall I go? To the road? I must look for help somewhere, or Will

may be killed! It won’t do to yell for help here, for no one except the

demon could hear me. Yes, I must keep still a little while!”

As soon as the demon was well out of sight, Henry arose. But he found

himself more bruised than he had thought.

“Now, to save Will--and myself,” he muttered. “What a capital idea,”

he chuckled, as a happy thought struck him. “They think I’m dead, very

likely, and so the demon won’t be on the watch for me! Of course; and if

I can’t get help, I’ll swoop down on him and do the rescuing myself.”

As fast as he could he went back to the path, thinking to climb the hill

and hurry to the road. A lingering fear that the demon might return and

look for him lent speed to his feet, and he walked with long swift steps.

In his generous heart he resolved to liberate Will at all hazards; and if

he could devise no other means of doing so, he would return and “beard

the lion in his den.”

When he reached the foot of the hill he chanced to look back, and saw

a man standing by the tree. It was the demon, looking for him. To his

intense relief, the man turned and went slowly back towards the cave.

“I am safe now,” he thought. “He won’t come to look for me again. But

does he think I am dead, or carried off? Well, at any rate he will see me

before long!”

Eagerly he turned to climb the hill, thinking meanwhile:--“Poor Will! No

telling what that cruel demon may do with him! Oh, dear! we are both in a

very bad scrape! O my pistols!--I must hurry!”

What with scrambling up hills and rushing down them, Henry’s limbs were

already becoming stiff, and he found it hard work to climb. He succeeded,

after making great and desperate struggles, in getting nearly to the top

of the hill; when he took a false step, slipped, was thrown off his feet,

and--in spite of all his efforts to save himself--slid headlong down to

the very bottom. An avalanche of stones and dirt thundered down in his

train.

A little mound of earth brought him to a standstill, and a cry of pain

escaped his lips.

In spite of the pain he suffered, his first words were characteristic of

him. “Well,” he said, grimly, “I’ve blotted out the demons path up that

hill! His nice little path is now in ruins in this valley!”

But, with a groan of agony, he ejaculated: “Oh! my foot is broken all to

pieces! Oh! O--o--h!”

For a little time it was difficult for him to keep from screaming with

the pain.

As soon as he felt a little better, he took off his boot and stocking,

and carefully examined the injured foot, muttering meanwhile between his

groans: “Oh, I hope the demon didn’t hear that noise! How the stones

rattled and thundered! If he heard, he will come rushing out to attack

me, and I am not able to help myself a bit! Oh, what a catastrophe this

is!”

Poor Henry! That time-honored accident, which, in romance, befalls all

heroes of the chase, had befallen him. “He had sprained his ankle!”

Only, in this instance, no lovely huntress was to find him, and have

him tenderly conveyed to her dwelling. No sporting companions were with

him, hastily to construct a litter, and smuggle him into the castle

of some incarcerated maiden, whom, making light of his suffering, he

would release from her “turret prison;” and then, drawing the wicked

jailer--her scheming, hunch-backed uncle--out of his concealment, he

would fall upon him, and slay him, without mercy.

No; no love-marriage was fated to result from that adventure; Henry was

to lie there all alone; and suffer.

It was sad, but our hero bore it patiently and philosophically. He

believed that he should not be molested by the demon, and that was some

consolation. But Will? Alas! All hope of rescuing him, so far as Henry

was concerned, was at an end. That grieved him more than anything else.

Slowly the time wore away. As the demon did not come out again, Henry

thought that the noise made by the falling stones had not been heard in

the cave. He was full of anxious and remorseful thoughts for himself as

well as for his cousin; and, much as he revolved the affair in his mind,

he could hit upon no feasible plan of deliverance.

“If I had only told our folk where we were going,” he reflected, “they

would hunt for us when they find us missing. But now they will be uneasy,

and not know where on earth we are! No; they won’t have the slightest

clue to track us! Oh, dear! What is going to become of us? How is this

spree to end? What about my ankle? What on earth! Well, now are we to

stay here all night? Will in the cave, and I here? ‘So near, and yet so

far!’ My stars! I’ve read that in stories, but I never guessed what it

meant! ‘So near, and yet so far!’ The man that wrote those words knew

more than I ever shall, anyway! Oh! What will the demon do to poor Will?”

Henry could reason logically, and now, as well as his aching ankle would

permit, he reviewed the whole scheme of visiting the Demon’s Cave. In the

light he now had it seemed very foolish, whichever way he looked at it.

“It was a humbug,” he acknowledged to himself; “but after all it is just

what all heroes do, and I don’t see why we should not have managed it

better.”

His sprained ankle pained him intensely; he began to feel the effects

of his involuntary ride down hill; the place where the “bullet” struck

him smarted and itched in a manner to make him writhe. In a word, he was

miserable in both body and mind.

He reverted to the scene of conflict! “What could have been wrong with

that pistol?” he asked himself angrily. “_Something_ struck me--but

_what_? Certainly, not a bullet. My father says that a big dose of

powder will drive almost anything hard and solid into the flesh. Now,

this struck me, and hurt me; but it didn’t punch a hole through my

vest. Well, if I could only unload this other pistol, I should know to

a certainty.--What became of the pistol Will fired? If he carried it

off with him, he may suddenly scare the demon out of his wits!--Now,

I wonder whether Will loaded my pistols wrong on purpose!--Well,

this _is_ rum old sport, sitting here like a dying gladiator, and

not able to turn over for fear of howling with pain! No; I can’t

budge from this spot!--Botheration! I won’t take Will to see any more

curiosities!--Surely, the demon won’t hurt him!”

Thus the boy continued, speaking disjointed sentences just as the spirit

moved him.

As no help came to him, he, the irrepressible, began to despond. It

seemed to him that Death only would come to his release. Suddenly, he

thought of the glass ink bottle hidden behind “Robinson Crusoe” in his

drawer. He dwelt on it for the space of three minutes, and then, between

a sigh and a groan, he said: “I wish I knew whether _she_ would care if I

should die here--alone, and in pain! Would _she_ be sorry, or would she

go to school as light-hearted as ever, and let some other boy sharpen her

pencil? I wonder whether she would borrow Johnny Jones’ history! Oh! how

I despise that boy! I wish I could see him leave the country! I wish now

that I had given her my history out and out; _that_ would keep my memory

green in her eyes.”

Now, as Henry seldom or never soared higher than comparison,--to make

our meaning clearer, as he was not in the habit of apostrophizing

his treasured glass ink-bottle as an animated being of the feminine

gender,--we must conclude that the veil is lifted from a romance in his

life.

Do not laugh at him, reader; his woes were actual. In fact, we venture

to assert that every member of the sterner sex, from the age of sixteen

or seventeen till he is happily married, if he has any _feeling_, any

_heart_, any _soul_, suffers more or less acutely from jealousy of a

rival, real or imaginary.

After a time the moon came out, and dimly lighted up the valley. Henry

was not afraid of goblins; and in sheer desperation he resolved to wait

doggedly till something should happen.

Notwithstanding all his woes, he began to feel hungry. Then he

recollected that he had set out with a knapsack of sandwiches slung over

his shoulder.

“It will amuse me, and turn my wandering thoughts into a different

channel,” he muttered, as he felt for the knapsack.

Alas! In sliding down hill his knapsack had been torn into ribbons, so

that the carefully prepared sandwiches were strewn along the hillside.

His thoughts were “turned into a different channel;” but he was not very

much “amused.”

In this way, the time passed with Henry. He could not, or would not, make

an effort to move from the heap of earth which had arrested his downward

course.

Having thus disposed of him, how did it fare with Will?

When the demon re-entered the cave, he, according to his custom, fastened

the door. Next he kindled a good fire on the smouldering coals of the old

one; and then, having stepped up to the room where Will was a prisoner,

he unlocked and opened the door and told him to come out. Will did so

with alacrity.

The demon said no more, but pointed out a seat, and quietly prepared to

get supper. He took a fat bird out of his pouch, and roasted it carefully

over the fire. Then he fixed part of a chicken, a delicious fish, and

sundry other eatables, each on a separate stick, where the fire would

cook them. To Will’s astonishment, he suddenly appeared with a few slices

of bread, which he put on a toaster and toasted while the other things

were being cooked. Now, who ever read about a hermit that toasted bread?

By the way, the demon, like the writer in inditing these few chapters,

had several “irons in the fire” at once.

When everything was ready, he set a table with the food thus prepared,

and took a pan of skim-milk from a crazy cupboard built in the wall.

“Sit down and eat,” he said to Will; “I’ll speak with you afterwards.”

Will was in no humor to care about eating, and as it was yet early in

the evening he was not hungry; but not liking to refuse the strange

man’s hospitality, he sat down to the table and “ate like an emigrant,”

as Henry would have phrased it. He afterwards told his friends that the

“victuals were very good.”

After supper the demon cleared off the table and put everything in the

room in far better order than it was when the hero was taken into it.

Up to this time scarcely a word had been spoken between them. Will was

filled with dread that he had killed, or at least severely hurt, his

cousin. He, of course, did not know that Henry was in full possession

of his senses as he lay on the ground, nor that he was doing this only

to disarm the demon. The wildest fears flashed through his brain; his

sufferings were more intense than Stephen’s had been on the island. He

blamed himself; he blamed Henry; he blamed the pistols; he blamed the

demon. Yet he felt himself utterly unable to escape. And he was troubled

on his own account. What did the demon intend to do with him? Why did

he detain him there? These questions perplexed the boy; and not knowing

what else to do, he tried hard to think it all a dream. But no; it could

not be a dream, for in a dream there is never any smoke to make one

sneeze. Then Henry’s wild tales about the demon’s cannibalism and cruelty

recurred to him. Certainly, the demon’s look was forbidding--almost

ferocious; but Will did not think him capable of torturing any one. He

had too much good sense to think that the man would do him any harm; but

still he feared him, and felt ill at ease in his presence.

He had had no particular desire to come on this wild-goose-chase, because

he wished to keep out of mischief during his stay at his aunt’s. He was

not so mercurial, whimsical, and romantic, as his cousin, and he had

consented to go as much to please him as for any other reason.

“I think I shall have to get pa to shut me up, if I ever find my way

back home,” he mused, in his despair. “No matter what I do, something

always comes to grief. I thought surely it would be safe to fly a little

balloon, when Henry had always done it. But no; it must come down, and

set a building on fire! How is it that everything goes wrong with me?

Am I a blockhead, or a fool? Oh dear! I get into worse scrapes every

time; but _this_ is the worst yet--_this_ beats them all! If Henry and I

survive this, I suppose we shall stumble into something that will finish

us entirely! Now, I knew it was wrong to start with loaded pistols, and I

didn’t want to do it. Then, _why_ did I? I deserve all this misery for my

foolishness. But poor Henry! It seems to me now that he _must_ be alive.

Oh! If I could only know!”

Then he began to wonder how it was that the demon had come upon them so

suddenly. “He was there all at once,” Will said to himself, as he glanced

furtively at the “recluse.” “Did he come from the cave, or the valley,

or the bank, or a hollow in the tree, or the clouds? All I know is, he

wasn’t anywhere near, till suddenly he had me in his arms! And Henry was

as much surprised to see him as I was! Well, the man must be a wizard--or

else a witch, or a humbug! If I could only get away!”

It has been shown that Henry reflected that no one would know where to

look for them. The same appalling thought occurred to Will. But, like an

inspiration, it came to him that the teamster who had given them a ride

eyed them narrowly as they went up the valley.

“Now, if that teamster will only do us as good a turn as the sailor did

when we paddled away in the punt,” he said to himself, “we may be saved

yet!”

Boy-like, the hero pinned his faith on the teamster, and felt

considerably happier. In fact, five minutes more, and he had settled it

in his own mind that, sooner or later, they would be saved through him.

Some writers, with fiendish ingenuity, seem to set themselves

deliberately to work to unstring the nerves of their weak-headed readers,

so that they shall plunge headlong into unfortunate speculations, and be

ruined.

But the writer of this history is actuated by no such motives. He,

good soul, uses no guile with his readers, wishes to deprive no one of

needful sleep, and would shrink with horror from tampering with any one’s

business or intellect.

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