It was not nine o'clock when the storm came down from Glen Scrae

upon the Black-moss, and now in a pause of silence the clock struck

twelve. Within these three hours William and Hannah had led a life

of trouble and of joy, that had enlarged and kindled their hearts

within them--and they felt that henceforth they were to live wholly

for each other's sakes. His love was the proud and exulting love of

a deliverer, who, under Providence, had saved from the frost and

the snow the innocence and the beauty of which his young passionate

heart had been so desperately enamoured--and he now thought of his

own Hannah Lee ever more moving about in his father's house, not as

a servant, but as a daughter--and when some few happy years had gone

by, his own most beautiful and most loving wife. The innocent maiden

still called him her young master--but was not ashamed of the holy

affection which she now knew that she had long felt for the fearless

youth on whose bosom she had thought herself dying in that cold

and miserable moor. Her heart leapt within her when she heard her

parents bless him by his name--and when he took her hand into his

before them, and vowed before that Power who had that night saved

them from the snow, that Hannah Lee should ere long be his wedded

wife--she wept and sobbed as if her heart would break in a fit of

strange and insupportable happiness.

The young shepherd rose to bid them farewell--"my father will think

I am lost," said he, with a grave smile, "and my Hannah's mother

knows what it is to fear for a child." So nothing was said to detain

him, and the family went with him to the door. The skies smiled

serenely as if a storm had never swept before the stars--the moon

was sinking from her meridian, but in cloudless splendour--and the

hollow of the hills was hushed as that of heaven. Danger there

was none over the placid night-scene--the happy youth soon crost

the Black-moss, now perfectly still--and, perhaps, just as he was

passing, with a shudder of gratitude, the very spot where his sweet

Hannah Lee had so nearly perished, she was lying down to sleep in

her innocence, or dreaming of one now dearer to her than all on

earth but her parents.

EREMUS.

MY NEIGHBOUR EPHRAIM.

I went this afternoon to pay a visit to my neighbour Ephraim; indeed

I find his cheerful fire-side so much more pleasant than my own

little solitary dwelling, that I am afraid I go there rather too

often; however, as yet I have not remarked any coldness or distance

in their reception of me. Ephraim had been a little indisposed, and

I found him reclining on the sofa; his wife was preparing something

comfortable for him by the fire, and his daughter, having arranged

his pillow to his mind, sat with her work at his feet, while

Ezekiel read to him--his other son was engaged in superintending

the business of the farm; but when the hour of tea approached,

he joined the circle in the parlour with a smiling countenance,

cheeks glowing with health, and an appetite which appeared in no

wise diminished by the exercise of the day. When I returned to my

own lonely habitation, I could not avoid contrasting a little my

situation with that of my old friend. Happy Ephraim! said I, thou

hast an excellent wife and dutiful daughter, to smooth the pillow

of thy aching head, to hover with feathery footsteps around thy

peaceful couch, and watch over thy slumbers with the assiduity of

anxious love--thou hast two manly intelligent sons, to attend to thy

business, to protect thy interests, and support thy tottering steps;

whose only strife is that of kindness, whose only rivalship, which

shall be most attentive to thee, each of whom would gladly say with

the poet,

Me, may the gentle office long engage

To rock the cradle of reposing age.--

And when at last, in a good old age, thou shalt be gathered to

thy fathers, a train of mourning relatives shall deposit with

decent care thy cherished remains in the narrow house appointed

for all living; while I stand alone in the world, an insulated,

insignificant being, for whom no one feels an interest, and whose

pains and pleasures are of consequence to no one; whose approach is

greeted with no smile, and whose departure excites no regret, and

when the closing scene approaches, no kindred hand shall support

my throbbing temples, or prepare the potion for my feverish lip,

but mercenary eyes alone mark with ill disguised impatience the

uncertain flutter of the lingering pulse, mercenary attendants

only receive, with frigid indifference, the last farewell of the

departing spirit--

"By strangers' hands my dying eyes be clos'd,

"By strangers' hands my lifeless limbs compos'd."

Lost in a train of such like melancholy musings, and pondering on

the past, the present and the future, I had suffered my fire to

become nearly extinguished, and the feeble glimmer of my untrimmed

taper faintly illumined my little study, when I was roused from my

revery by the entrance of Ezekiel and his sister: The good girl

said she had remarked that I was more silent than usual, and as

the evening was fine, they had come over to see if I was unwell:

this little act of kindness, though in itself no way remarkable,

yet coming at such a moment, affected me not a little.--But I must

shake off this gloom and depression of spirit, I am not now to learn

that the world had much rather laugh _with_ or _at_ a man than mourn

with him; I did not sit down to lament the desolation of my own

situation, which cannot now be remedied; but to exhort the young

to get married, to encourage them by the example of Ephraim, and

to warn them of my own: "Do nothing in a hurry," is an excellent

maxim in the main, but in some cases it is possible to use too much

deliberation; in the important business of taking a wife, many a man

has debated and deliberated, until the season for acting has passed

away. An old fellow like myself has little to do in the world, but

to talk for the benefit of his neighbours; and I would willingly

devote my experience to the service of the rising generation. I

should feel no objection to narrate the disastrous consequences of

my own superabundant caution in the affair of matrimony, and to

enumerate the many eligible matches which have slipped through my

fingers; the opportunities to form advantageous connexions which

have been unimproved in consequence of my hesitation and indecision,

for I have now no plans to be defeated or prospects blasted by a

knowledge of my failings, and no vanity to be mortified by the

exposure of my disappointments, but I am apprehensive the detail

might prove rather tedious and uninteresting; I may, however,

mention a few circumstances attending my last attempts to obtain a

help mate, if attempt it may be called. I had become acquainted in

the family of a respectable farmer, who had a daughter of a suitable

age, and although I cannot say that

"Grace was in all her steps, heaven in her eye,

"In every motion, dignity and love,"

yet her correct and orderly deportment seemed to promise that she

would make an excellent wife; I was therefore pretty frequent in my

visits, and though on these occasions my discourse was principally,

if not entirely, addressed to the parents, yet I kept a sharp

eye upon the daughter, in order to endeavour to form a tolerable

estimate of her disposition and character; and as I had in those

days a handsome little estate at my own disposal, and was upon the

whole considered rather a promising young man, my company seemed

always very acceptable, to the father and mother at least.

In this manner, eight or ten months, perhaps, passed pleasantly

away, and I was beginning to think that I might before long venture

to address her with a little freedom and familiarity, preparatory

to a serious negotiation when all my plans were defeated, and my

visionary castle crumbled into dust, by the precipitation of others.

One evening I was sitting with them as usual, when after a little

time the father and mother, on some occasion, absented themselves

from the room, and left the daughter and myself together. As I had

not the most distant suspicion that there was any design in their

movements, and expected their return every moment, I took up the

almanack, (being fond of reading) and had just got cleverly through

it, when they returned. I thought I remarked something particularly

scrutinizing in the looks of the mother, but I believe she soon

discovered that I had done nothing but read the almanack. On my

next visit, I felt no small trepidation, having a strong suspicion

of what might occur; and, in fact, we were again soon left alone

together--and now the consciousness of what was expected, kept me as

silent as ignorance had done before. In my distress I looked about

for the almanack, but they had taken it away. In vain I endeavoured

to find something to say, my faculties seemed spell bound; and I

sat, I know not how long, in a pitiable state of confusion and

embarrassment, until my companion made some remark respecting the

weather--this was a great relief. I immediately proceeded to treat

of the weather in all its bearings, past, present and to come, and

strove to prolong the discussion until some one might come in,

but in vain--the subject at length became exhausted, and silence

again took place; which lasted so long, and became so glaringly

ridiculous, that in utter despair, I was upon the point of having

recourse to the weather again, when we were relieved by the entrance

of company.

Determined never again to cut so silly a figure, I resolved to

provide against my next visit a fund of agreeable conversation.

I accordingly brushed up my acquaintance with the philosophy of

Aristotle, and of the peripatetics generally; collected some

anecdotes of the wise men of Greece, and, not to lack matters of

more recent date, stored my memory with a few amusing particulars

respecting Mary Queen of Scots, and of the court of Elizabeth:

thus prepared, I ventured once more to make my appearance, but I

had no opportunity to say a word about Aristotle or the Queen of

Scots; it was rather late when I entered the room, and I found my

intended in earnest conversation with a young man who had drawn

his chair very near to her: their discourse seemed to be of an

interesting nature, but they spoke in so low a tone, that I was

unable to profit by their remarks; I observed at last, that they

frequently smiled when looking towards me, and as I love a cheerful

countenance, and smiling is certainly contagious, I smiled a good

deal too. This seemed wonderfully to promote their risibility, and

my laughter increasing in the same proportion, we had a deal of

merriment, although little or nothing was said: how long this might

have continued I know not, had not my intended father-in-law called

me aside, and hinted that as the night was dark, and there was some

appearance of rain, I had perhaps better return. I thanked him for

his truly paternal care, and accordingly took my departure in high

good humour, and the next week was informed that the young people

were married.

[_Rural Visiter._

VIEW OF A GOSSIP.

_Mr. Editor_--I send you the following account of a short inspection

of a fellow creature, which, if it will convey any information to

your readers, you are at liberty to publish.

I had the curiosity, as a neighbouring gossip was one day at my

house, and while she happened to be napping on the sofa, to try if I

could obtain a view of her ear, the structure of which I had often

speculated about. With the aid of a good eye-glass I succeeded. It

was a curious piece of mechanism: the outside folding was of the

usual size, but by long habit of eager listening, had acquired a

kind of gaping shape, which seemed to bid an indiscriminate welcome

to every sound. Next to this was a kind of whispering gallery,

so extremely susceptible of noise, that one of my most careful

breathings was immediately reverberated to the tympanum, and though

not loud enough to awake the sleeper, it was evident that it made

her dream of scandal. I was curious to know the construction of the

tympanum, which vibrated so easily to an empty breath. I could see

it plainly: for the long habit of extreme anxiety to receive every

breath that stirred, had pushed it forward to the very orifice of

the ear, where it seemed waiting in an agony of impatience for

something new, and complaining grievously that all the tit-bits of

intelligence had to pass such a distance before they could come to

its hearing. Its make was curious: it was an extremely fine sieve

of the most elastic materials. It was evidently constructed so

that every thing of the least weight should rebound as soon as

it touched, and only those articles which were as light as air,

should enter. It was too fine to admit any thing larger than a

bit of scandal. The whole external ear was designed to catch and

communicate every thing audible, for it is a maxim with gossips as

well as others, that nothing is too poor for a nice hand to sift

some good from it. This sifting was the office of the tympanum:

it was in a perpetual quiver. Its nice threads were constantly

shaking to pieces what was too light to rebound, and too large to

enter whole, and then dropping them to the receiver below. There

were a great many curious articles sticking in this sieve, which

had got half through but could go no further. There were little

pieces of serious and affecting family secrets, tales of distress,

cullings from the little failings of good men, morsels of sermons,

drippings of church business, ends, middles and halves of people's

sayings, anecdotes of funerals, with numerous suspicions, half heard

hear-says, and suspicions of near-says.--All these had evidently

been operated upon. A kind of scandalic acid had been at work on

those parts which had got within. They were partly decomposed;

their seriousness had assumed a ridiculous aspect, their solidity

had become gaseous: what had been affecting, seemed now to be

laughable; what had appeared commendable, seemed now composed of

so many disgusting materials as to be odious. Here I learned the

reason which I never knew before, why it is that gossips hear so

many lectures upon the degrading, injurious, disreputable character

of their pursuits, and so entirely without effect. These lectures

never passed their ears: their matter was too heavy not to rebound,

or the truths too great to gain admission; or, if any detached parts

chanced to enter, they were so broken by sifting, and so decomposed

and changed by the very pungent acid within, as to retain nothing

of their original seriousness, and become fit companions for the

nice selections which passed before them.

The sight of the ear excited my curiosity to look for the mind

within: whatever may be the difficulty of determining the seat of

the mind in persons of ordinary construction, the matter is clear,

that the gossip's mind must be as near to the vehicle of sound as

possible. This is confirmed by observation; I found it just inside

the ear, where there was but a small space, to be sure, for its

operation; but its dimensions were of no enlarged description. It

had evidently been made for some useful employment: its nerves

were strong, its perceptions quick, its action skilful; but it was

miserably contracted. Part of it, and plainly the best part, was

ruined by long inaction. It contained a few good ideas, grown rusty

by long disuse, which evidently might have been made to appear

respectable, could they have been delivered from the stuff which

covered them. This mind was a complete factory in miniature: there

was its picking machine, its spinning machine, a contrivance for

weaving, for shearing, for trimming; with dyes of every variety

of shade. All these machines were so artfully combined, that you

could see nothing of the raw material after it once went to be

picked, till it came out in an article nicely dressed and dyed for

distribution. There was a very smooth communication from the mind

to the mouth, through which the different articles, as soon as

finished, were conveyed, to be _kindly_, and _complacently_, and

_charitably_, rattled out to every one that should come. A peculiar

excellence of this mechanism was, that there seemed to be no refuse:

every thing was worked, every thing was turned to some account:

the motion here was perpetual, and acid was strangely used instead

of oil to facilitate it. All around, there were receipts for the

best method of making a good story out of almost nothing; of how

to extract something laughable from the most serious subjects; of

how to dye white into a good black, and how to find materials for

manufacturing, where no one would think of looking. The day-book

was a curiosity. "April 1st, eked out of John B's apprentice two

skeins of scandal about his master." "Monday, learned a good deal

from Mrs. C's cook about her mistress' private ways, and gained

a variety of nice bits, which, with a chain of good _home-spun_,

will make up a very good article." "Tuesday, heard a whisper about

something disagreeable in Mr. D's family, can't rest till I know

more about it; must send Sally into their kitchen to see what can

be picked up there. A few family quarrels would help finely just

now." "Wednesday, caught the thread to the tale which I have been

trying these three months to unwind, it seems to lead to some noble

pickings." "To-day, must go out and hear the news, and ask about

this marriage rumour."

As I was finishing my observations, a little neglected thing struck

my attention, which seemed to demand some notice. It was the

gossip's conscience. It was a little, contracted, fantastical body,

that seemed extremely averse to noise and all kinds of disturbance;

to avoid which, it had squeezed itself into a narrow corner, where,

with the help of several ingenious contrivances, it kept clear of

all interference: it seemed to sleep almost all the time, in which

it was assisted by the influence of numerous little nostrums which

were kept for the purpose. When conscience did sometimes awake,

(as I conjectured) it was mostly on a Sunday, while there was but

little doing, _comparatively_, when it looked about a little, made

some bustle, and went to sleep again perfectly satisfied. From

appearance, I judged that conscience and the gossip had very little

intercourse.

One thing was remarkable about this mental factory, which was, the

flourishing state of its business; a circumstance which seems the

more strange, because such establishments are so very numerous, and

their productions so eminently worthless.

Now, sir, having finished my description, permit me to ask, if

there is any thing to excuse the employment of gossips, great or

small? Can the want of other occupation, or the amusement which this

affords them, make amends for such degradation of themselves; such

abominable trifling with their neighbour's character; such vexatious

meddling with other's business; such remorseless transformation of

good into evil; of secrets into public news; of the serious into the

ridiculous; of peace into disputing; as they are constantly guilty

of? Ought not such persons to be universally shunned as public

evils, and if a public law will do no good, should it not be the

secret resolution of every gossip-hater, to avoid as a pestilence,

the scandalous atmosphere of a scandalous tale-bearer?

There is a celebrated description of law which affords a good

outline for the description of what of all things is most lawless.

Of scandal, there can be no less acknowledged, than that her seat

is in the temple of fame; her voice the confusion of the world;

all things in earth and hell own her influence; the very least as

feeling her hate, and the greatest as not exempt from her power;

both men and women, and creatures of what condition soever, though

each in different sort and manner, yet all with uniform consent,

detesting her as the pest of their peace and joy. ANTI-TATTLER.

_To prevent Skippers in Bacon._--Take of red pepper finely powdered

one spoonful for every joint of meat, and rub it on the meat with

the salt, when it is first cut up. It has been often tried and was

never known to fail in producing the above effect.

A DISCOURSE, READ BEFORE THE

Essex Agricultural Society,

In Massachusetts, February 21, 1820,

_Suggesting some Improvements in the Agriculture of the County._

BY TIMOTHY PICKERING, President of the Society.

At a Meeting of the Essex Agricultural Society, at Topsfield,

February 21, 1820,

Voted, That the thanks of the Society be presented to the Hon.

TIMOTHY PICKERING for his interesting Address, and that he be

requested to furnish a copy thereof for publication.--Attest,

FREDERICK HOWES, _Secretary_.

DISCOURSE.

_Gentlemen_--The secretary has put into my hands a vote of the

Society, requesting me to "make to it such communications as may in

my opinion most conduce to the interest of Agriculture."

This was an unlooked for request. I have myself much to learn from

observing farmers, of longer experience, and whose attentions have

been exclusively devoted to husbandry. Mine, since I became a

farmer, have been diverted by other pursuits; so that at intervals

only my thoughts have been turned to this subject.

No one doubts the importance of our profession; and the actual

formation of our society is a declaration that improvements in it

are necessary.--But the field of agriculture is of boundless extent;

and though traversed for some thousands of years by the greater

portion of the human race, yet by no one, nor by all combined, has

a complete survey been accomplished. Every year, and every day,

presents something new: and even of old things, the practices of

ages, there still exist diversities of opinions. For instance,

which is preferable, deep or shallow ploughing?--Should manures be

spread on the surface, or be buried by the plough? If the latter, at

what depth, to produce the greatest effect, with the most lasting

fertility?--Should manure be applied in its rough, coarse, and

unfermented state, or, by keeping and repeated turnings, be more

or less rotted?--These are points which appear to me deeply to

affect the interests of agriculture. On these therefore I will give

you my opinion, enlightened by the observations of intelligent

husbandmen. I will then advert to a few other topics which demand

your attention; _dwelling_ on one of them--Root crops for the Food

of Live Stock--as lying at the foundation of an improved agriculture.

I. _On Deep Ploughing and Manuring._

For myself, I entertain no doubt of the utility of deep ploughing;

not at once, in our lands in general, but by an increase of two

or three inches at every annual ploughing, until the earth be

stirred and pulverized to the depth of ten or twelve inches. Indian

corn, planted in such a mass of loosened earth, would not, I am

persuaded, ever suffer by ordinary droughts.--Like a spunge, it

would absorb a vast quantity of rain water, and become a reservoir

to supply the wants of that and all other plants.--Nothing is

more common in a dry summer, than the rolling of the leaves of

corn; and that circumstance is often mentioned as an evidence of

the severity of the drought. This rolling of the leaves of Indian

corn, is the consequence, in part, of scant manuring, but still

more of shallow ploughing. Few, perhaps, are aware of the depth

to which the roots of plants will penetrate in a deeply loosened

earth. A gentleman,[11] much inclined to agricultural inquiries and

observations, informed me, near fifty years ago, that seeing some

men digging a well, in a hollow place, planted with Indian corn,

then at its full growth, he stopped to examine how far its roots had

descended; and he traced them to the depth of nine feet. The soil

was an accumulation of rich earth which had run or been thrown into

the hollow.

[11] Peter Oliver, Esq. then a Judge of the Superior Court of

Massachusetts.

The seed of the common turnip, sown in warm weather, and on

a soil sufficiently moist, I have known to vegetate in about

eight-and-forty hours; and in only four or five days afterwards, I

found the plants had sent down roots to the depth of four or five

inches.

I have often noticed forest trees blown down by violent winds, whose

roots, of the same species, were very differently formed. Such as

had grown in grounds having a hard, impenetrable pan of clayey

gravel, at the depth of twelve or eighteen inches from the surface,

exhibiting a flat mass of roots; while others, torn up from a deep

loam, or loamy gravel, showed downward roots of several feet in

length.

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