CHAPTER I. “DEAN FUNNYBONE”

A MASTER'S DEGREE

By Margaret Hill McCarter

TO THE KANSAS BOYS AND GIRLS

WHO HAVE NOT YET EARNED THEIR DEGREES;

AND TO THOSE OLDER IN YEARS, EVERYWHERE,

“CAPTAINS OVER HUNDREDS,”

WHO WOULD WIN TO THE LARGER MASTERY.

In the old days there were angels who came and

took men by the hand and led them away from the

city of destruction. We see no white-winged angels

now. But yet men are led away from threatening

destruction: a hand is put into theirs, which leads

them gently forth toward a calm and bright land, so

that they look no more backward; and the hand may

be a little child's.

GEORGE ELIOT

CONTENTS

CHAPTER

THE MEETING

I. “DEAN FUNNYBONE”

II. POTTER'S CLAY

III. PIGEON PLACE

IV. THE KICKAPOO CORRAL

V. THE STORM

VI. THE GAME

VII. THE DAY OF RECKONING

VIII. LOSS, OR GAIN?

IX. GAIN, OR LOSS?

X. THE THIEF IN THE MOUTH

XI. THE SINS OF THE FATHERS

XII. THE SILVER PITCHER

XIII. THE MAN BELOW THE SMOKE

XIV. THE DERELICTS

XV. THE MASTERY

THE PARTING

A MASTER'S DEGREE

THE MEETING

...There is neither East nor West, Border, nor

Breed, nor Birth,

When two strong men stand face to face, tho' they

come from the ends of the earth!

KIPLING

IT happened by mere chance that the September day on which Professor

Vincent Burgess, A.B., from Boston, first entered Sunrise College as

instructor in Greek, was the same day on which Vic Burleigh, overgrown

country boy from a Kansas claim out beyond the Walnut River, signed up

with the secretary of the College Board and paid the entrance fee for

his freshman year. And further, by chance, it happened that the two

young men had first met at the gateway to the campus, one coming

from the East and the other from the West, and having exchanged the

courtesies of stranger greeting, they had walked, side by side, up the

long avenue to the foot of the slope. Together, they had climbed the

broad flight of steps leading up to the imposing doorway of Sunrise,

with the great letter S carved in stone relief above it; and, after

pausing a moment to take in the matchless wonder of the landscape over

which old Sunrise keeps watch, the college portal had swung open, and

the two had entered at the same time.

Inside the doorway the Professor and the country boy were impressed,

though in differing degrees, with the massive beauty of the rotunda over

which the stained glass of the dome hangs a halo of mellow radiance.

Involuntarily they lifted their eyes toward this crown of light and

saw far above them, wrought in dainty coloring, the design of the great

State Seal of Kansas, with its inscription They saw something more in

that upward glance. On the stairway of the rotunda, Elinor Wream,

the niece of the president of Sunrise College, was leaning over the

balustrade, looking at them with curious eyes. Her smile of recognition

as she caught sight of Professor Burgess, gave place to an expression of

half-concealed ridicule, as she glanced down at Vic Burleigh, the big,

heavy-boned young fellow, so grotesquely impossible to the harmony of

the place.

As the two men dropped their eyes, they encountered the upturned face

of a plainly dressed girl coming up the stairs from the basement, with a

big feather duster in her hand. It was old Bond Saxon's daughter Dennie,

who was earning her tuition by keeping the library and offices in

order. As if to even matters, it was Vic Burleigh who caught a token of

recognition now, while the young Professor was surveyed with fearless

disapproval.

All this took only a moment of time. Long afterward these two men knew

that in that moment an antagonism was born between them that must fight

itself out through the length of days. But now, Dr. Lloyd Fenneben, Dean

of Sunrise, known to students and alumni alike as “Dean Funnybone,” was

grasping each man's hand with a cordial grip and measuring each with a

keen glance from piercing black eyes, as he bade them equal welcome.

And here all likeness of conditions ends for these two. Days come and

go, moons wax and wane, seedtime and harvest, cold and heat, summer and

winter glide fourfold through their appointed seasons, before the two

young men stand side by side on a common level again. And the events

of these changing seasons ring in so rapidly, and in so inevitable a

fashion, that the whole cycle runs like a real story along the page.

STRIFE

_With the first faint note out of distance flung,

From the moment man hears the siren call

Of Victory's bugle, which sounds for all,

To his inner self the promise is made

To weary not, rest not, but all unafraid

Press on--till for him the paean be sung.

The song for the victor is sweet, is sweet--

Yet to the music a memory clings

Of trampled nestlings, of broken wings,

And of faces white with defeat!_

--ELIZABETH D. PRESTON

CHAPTER I. “DEAN FUNNYBONE”

_Nature they say, doth dote,

And cannot make a man

Save on some worn-out plan,

Repeating us by rote:

For him her Old-World moulds aside she threw,

.............................

With stuff untainted,

shaped a hero new_.--LOWELL

DR. LLOYD FENNEBEN, Dean of Sunrise College, had migrated to the Walnut

Valley with the founding of the school here. In fact, he had brought the

college with him when he came hither, and had set it, as a light not to

be hidden, on the crest of that high ridge that runs east of the little

town of Lagonda Ledge. And the town eagerly took the new school to

itself; at once its pride and profit. Yea, the town rises and sets with

Sunrise. When the first gleam of morning, hidden by the east ridge from

the Walnut Valley, glints redly from the south windows of the college

dome in the winter time, and from the north windows in the summer time,

the town bestirs; itself, and the factory whistles blow. And when the

last crimson glory of evening puts a halo of flame about the brow of

Sunrise, the people know that out beyond the Walnut River the day is

passing, and the pearl-gray mantle of twilight is deepening to velvety

darkness on the wide, quiet prairie lands.

Lagonda Ledge was a better place after the college settled permanently

above it. Some improvident citizens took a new hold on life, while some

undesirables who had lived in lawless infamy skulked across the Walnut

and disappeared in that rough picturesque region full of uncertainties

that lies behind the west bluffs of the stream. All this, after the

college had found an abiding place on the limestone ridge. For Sunrise

had been a migratory bird before reaching the outskirts of Lagonda

Ledge. As a fulfillment of prophecy, it had arisen from the visions and

pockets of some Boston scholars, and it had come to the West and was

made flesh--or stone--and dwelt among men on the outskirts of a booming

young Kansas town.

Lloyd Fenneben was just out of Harvard when Dr. Joshua Wream, his

step-brother, many years his senior, professor of all the dead languages

ever left unburied, had put a considerable fortune into his hands, and

into his brain the dream of a life-work--even the building of a great

university in the West. For the Wreams were a stubborn, self-willed,

bookish breed, who held that salvation of souls could come only through

possession of a college diploma. Young Fenneben had come to Kansas with

all his youth and health and money, with high ideals and culture and

ambition for success and dreams of honor--and, hidden deep down, the

memory of some sort of love affair, but that was his own business. With

this dream of a new Harvard on the western prairies, he had burned his

bridges behind him, and in an unbusiness-like way, relying too much upon

a board of trustees whom he had interested in his plans he had eagerly

begun his task, struggling to adapt the West to his university model,

measuring all men and means by the scholarly rule of his Alma Mater.

Being a young man, he took himself full seriously, and it was a

tremendous blow to his sense of dignity when the youthful Jayhawkers at

the outset dubbed him “Dean Funnybone”--a name he was never to lose.

His college flourished so amazingly that another boom town, farther

inland, came across the prairie one day, and before the eyes of the

young dean bought it of the money-loving trustees--body and soul and

dean--and packed it off as the Plains Indians would carry off a white

captive, miles away to the westward. Plumped down in a big frame

barracks in the public square of twenty acres in the middle of this new

town, at once real estate dealers advertised the place as the literary

center of Kansas; while lots in straggling additions far away across the

prairie draws were boomed as “college flats within walking distance of

the university.”

In this new setting Lloyd Fenneben started again to build up what had

been so recklessly torn down. But it was slow doing, and in a downcast

hour the head of the board of trustees took council with the young dean.

“Funnybone, that's what the boys call you, ain't it?” The name had come

along over the prairie with the school. “Funnybone, you are as likely

a man as ever escaped from Boston. But you're never going to build the

East into the West, no more'n you could ram the West into the Atlantic

seaboard states. My advice to you is to get yourself into the West for

good and drop your higher learnin' notions, and be one of us, or beat it

back to where you came from quick.”

Dean Fenneben listened as a man who hears the reading of his own

obituary.

“You've come out to Kansas with beautiful dreams,” the bluff trustee

continued. “Drop 'em! You're too late for the New England pioneers who

come West. They've had their day and passed on. The thing for you to do

is to commercialize yourself right away. Go to buyin' and sellin' dirt.

It's all a man can do for Kansas now. Just boom her real estate.”

“All a man can do for Kansas!” Fenneben repeated slowly.

“Sure, and I'll tell you something more. This town is busted, absolutely

busted. I, and a few others, brought this college here as an investment

for ourselves. It ain't paid us, and we've throwed the thing over. I've

just closed a deal with a New Jersey syndicate that gets me rid of every

foot of ground I own here. The county-seat's goin' to be eighteen

miles south, and it will be kingdom come, a'most, before the railroad

extension is any nearer 'n that. Let your university go, and come with

me. I can make you rich in six months. In six weeks the coyotes will be

howlin' through your college halls, and the prairie dogs layin' out

a townsite on the campus, and the rattlesnakes coilin' round the

doorsteps. Will you come, Funnybone?”

The trustee waited for an answer. While he waited, the soul of the young

dean found itself.

“Funnybone!” Lloyd repeated. “I guess that's just what I need--a funny

bone in my anatomy to help me to see the humor of this thing. Go with

you and give up my college? Build up the prosperity of a commonwealth

by starving its mind! No, no; I'll go on with the thing I came here to

do--so help me God!”

“You'll soon go to the devil, you and your old school. Good-by!” And the

trustee left him.

A month later, Dean Fenneben sat alone in his university barracks and

saw the prairie dogs making the dust fly as they digged about what had

been intended for a flower bed on the campus. Then he packed up his

meager library and other college equipments and walked ten miles across

the plains to hire a man with a team to haul them away. The teamster had

much ado to drive his half-bridle-wise Indian ponies near enough to

the university doorway to load his wagon. Before the threshold a huge

rattlesnake lay coiled, already disputing any human claim to this

kingdom of the wild.

Discouraging as all this must have been to Fenneben, when he started

away from the deserted town he smiled joyously as a man who sees his

road fair before him.

“I might go back to Cambridge and poke about after the dead languages

until my brother passes on, and then drop into his chair in the

university,” he said to himself, “but the trustee was right. I can never

build the East into the West. But I can learn from the East how to bring

the West into its own kingdom. I can make the dead languages serve me

the better to speak the living words here. And if I can do that, I

may earn a Master's Degree from my Alma Mater without the writing of a

learned thesis to clinch it. But whether I win honor or I am forgotten,

this shall be my life-work--out on these Kansas prairies, to till a soil

that shall grow MEN AND WOMEN.”

For the next three years Dean Fenneben and his college flourished on

the borders of a little frontier town, if that can be called flourishing

which uses up time, and money, and energy, Christian patience, and

dogged persistence. Then an August prairie fire, sweeping up from the

southwest, leaped the narrow fire-guard about the one building and

burned up everything there, except Dean Fenneben. Six years, and nothing

to show for his work on the outside. Inside, the six years' stay

in Kansas had seen the making over of a scholarly dreamer into a

hard-headed, far-seeing, masterful man, who took the West as he found

it, but did not leave it so. Not he! All the power of higher learning he

still held supreme. But by days of hard work in the college halls, and

nights of meditation out in the silent sanctuary spaces of the prairies

round about him, he had been learning how to compute the needs of men as

the angel with the golden reed computed the walls and gates of the New

Jerusalem--_according to the measure of a man_.

Such was Dean Fenneben who came after six years of service to the little

town of Lagonda Ledge to plant Sunrise on the crest above the Walnut

Valley beyond reach of prairie fire or bursting boom. Firm set as the

limestone of its foundations, he reared here a college that should live,

for that its builder himself with his feet on the ground and his face

toward the light had learned the secret of living.

Miles away across the valley, the dome of Sunrise could be seen by day.

By night, the old college lantern at first, and later the studding of

electric lights, made a beacon for all the open countryside. But if

the wayfarer, by chance or choice, turned his footsteps to those rocky

bluffs and glens beyond the Walnut River, wherefrom the town of Lagonda

Ledge takes its name, he lost the guiding ray from the hilltop and

groped in black and dangerous ways where darkness rules.

Above the south turret hung the Sunrise bell, whose resonant voice

filled the whole valley, and what the sight of Sunrise failed to do for

Lagonda Ledge, the sound of the bell accomplished. The first class to

enter the school nicknamed its head “Dean Funnybone,” but this gave him

no shock any more. He had learned the humor of life now, the spirit of

the open land where the view is broad to broadening souls.

And it was to the hand of Dean Fenneben that Professor Vincent Burgess,

A.B., Greek instructor from Boston, and Vic Burleigh, the big country

boy from a claim beyond the Walnut, came on a September day; albeit, the

one had his head in the clouds, while the other's feet were clogged with

the grass roots.

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