I Tried Milling.

I think I was about 18 years of age when I decided that I would be a

miller, with flour on my clothes and a salary of $200 per month. This was

not the first thing I had decided to be, and afterward changed my mind

about.

I engaged to learn my profession of a man called Sam Newton, I believe; at

least I will call him that for the sake of argument. My business was to

weigh wheat, deduct as much as possible on account of cockle, pigeon grass

and wild buckwheat, and to chisel the honest farmer out of all he would

stand. This was the programme with Mr. Newton; but I am happy to say that

it met with its reward, and the sheriff afterward operated the mill.

On stormy days I did the book-keeping, with a scoop shovel behind my ear,

in a pile of middlings on the fifth floor. Gradually I drifted into doing

a good deal of this kind of brain work. I would chop the ice out of the

turbine wheel at 5 o'clock A.M., and then frolic up six flights of stairs

and shovel shorts till 9 o'clock P.M.

By shoveling bran and other vegetables 16 hours a day, a general knowledge

of the milling business may be readily obtained. I used to scoop middlings

till I could see stars, and then I would look out at the landscape and

ponder.

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