SALISBURY'S VERSION.

(_SEE THE PREMIER'S SPEECH AT GLASGOW._)

War is a game

Which, if Kings have their will,

Peoples won't play at.

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"FRENCH AS SHE IS SPOKE."--The indefatigable international

_entrepreneur_, Mr. M.L. MAYER,--who announces himself as "Sole

Manager," evidently, therefore, a fishmonger, and, according to

_Hamlet_, a representatively "honest man,"--intends to save Londoners

the trouble and expense of visiting Paris by giving them three weeks,

from June 15th to July 4th, of French plays, performed by the Théâtre

Français Company, including Mesdames REICHENBERG and DUDLEY, three

COQUELINS, one FEBVRE, and one MOUNET SULLY, at the Royalty Theatre.

Those whose hobby is the French Theatre, will be delighted to assist

at the start of the well-trained MAYER, who has achieved the curious

feat of "saddling himself" with this responsibility.

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PARLIAMENTARY DIAGNOSIS.--"Inflammation"--of temper--is the

preliminary of "Congestion"--of business, and these threaten to

culminate in "Collapse"--of credit.

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