OUR BOOKING-OFFICE.

The Baron's Assistant Reader has been dipping into _Robert

Browning--Essays and Thoughts_, by JOHN T. NETTLESHIP. (ELKIN MATHEWS,

Vigo Street.) He advises all other readers to grasp his nettleship

boldly. At last the Baron's A.R. thinks he understands "Childe

Roland," after reading the twenty-five pages which Mr. NETTLESHIP

devotes to the explanation of this noble but tantalising poem. Mr.

NETTLESHIP's attitude is that of a fervent, but humble disciple, for

whom his Master's every word possesses deep and subtle meanings. He

believes with GEORGE ELIOT that "the words of genius bear a wider

meaning than the thought which prompted them." That of course gives

him unlimited scope, and sometimes makes the explanations long; but

every lover of BROWNING will find in the book a great deal of sound

and helpful criticism well expressed. Buy the book and see for

yourself, says the Baron's A.R.

[Illustration: The Art of Lying.]

Fascinating is OSCAR WILDE's paper "On the Decay of Lying," which is

the first essay in a book of his entitled _Intentions_. If it be true

that the art of lying is decaying--but, stay! how can anyone take the

word of a professor of the art of lying for this or any other fact?

No, his motto must be, "See me reverse." Not that by suggesting this

motto I would for a moment be understood as expressing a wish for

OSCAR's once again dropping into poetry--that OSCAR should once again

take to the other sort of Lyre; far from it. No; let him remain the

head professor of the gay science of mendacity in the Cretan College.

Now, when a Professor and double M.A., i.e., Master of the Mendacious

Art in the Cretan College, says or writes one thing, he must be taken

as meaning exactly the opposite. Otherwise he is no Cretan, and must

be degraded from his Professorship. Bearing this in mind, the essay

is, as I have said, in matter most amusing, and in style charming.

Remember, my reader, that whosoever and whatsoever is blamed, abused,

or flouted in this essay, is really being praised, lauded, and

adulated to the skies by the Cretan critic. But when the M.M.A. writes

on other subjects, are we to trust him? there's the difficulty. So

after the first essay, which is hereby recommended by the Faculty, the

Baron puts the book aside. "_Caute legendum_," says

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