JOHN MORTONSON’S FUNERAL {252}

JOHN MORTONSON was dead: his lines in “the tragedy ‘Man’” had all been

spoken and he had left the stage.

The body rested in a fine mahogany coffin fitted with a plate of glass.

All arrangements for the funeral had been so well attended to that had

the deceased known he would doubtless have approved. The face, as it

showed under the glass, was not disagreeable to look upon: it bore a

faint smile, and as the death had been painless, had not been distorted

beyond the repairing power of the undertaker. At two o’clock of the

afternoon the friends were to assemble to pay their last tribute of

respect to one who had no further need of friends and respect. The

surviving members of the family came severally every few minutes to the

casket and wept above the placid features beneath the glass. This did

them no good; it did no good to John Mortonson; but in the presence of

death reason and philosophy are silent.

As the hour of two approached the friends began to arrive and after

offering such consolation to the stricken relatives as the proprieties of

the occasion required, solemnly seated themselves about the room with an

augmented consciousness of their importance in the scheme funereal. Then

the minister came, and in that overshadowing presence the lesser lights

went into eclipse. His entrance was followed by that of the widow, whose

lamentations filled the room. She approached the casket and after

leaning her face against the cold glass for a moment was gently led to a

seat near her daughter. Mournfully and low the man of God began his

eulogy of the dead, and his doleful voice, mingled with the sobbing which

it was its purpose to stimulate and sustain, rose and fell, seemed to

come and go, like the sound of a sullen sea. The gloomy day grew darker

as he spoke; a curtain of cloud underspread the sky and a few drops of

rain fell audibly. It seemed as if all nature were weeping for John

Mortonson.

When the minister had finished his eulogy with prayer a hymn was sung and

the pall-bearers took their places beside the bier. As the last notes of

the hymn died away the widow ran to the coffin, cast herself upon it and

sobbed hysterically. Gradually, however, she yielded to dissuasion,

becoming more composed; and as the minister was in the act of leading her

away her eyes sought the face of the dead beneath the glass. She threw

up her arms and with a shriek fell backward insensible.

The mourners sprang forward to the coffin, the friends followed, and as

the clock on the mantel solemnly struck three all were staring down upon

the face of John Mortonson, deceased.

They turned away, sick and faint. One man, trying in his terror to

escape the awful sight, stumbled against the coffin so heavily as to

knock away one of its frail supports. The coffin fell to the floor, the

glass was shattered to bits by the concussion.

From the opening crawled John Mortonson’s cat, which lazily leapt to the

floor, sat up, tranquilly wiped its crimson muzzle with a forepaw, then

walked with dignity from the room.

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