A JUG OF SIRUP

THIS narrative begins with the death of its hero. Silas Deemer died on

the 16th day of July, 1863, and two days later his remains were buried.

As he had been personally known to every man, woman and well-grown child

in the village, the funeral, as the local newspaper phrased it, “was

largely attended.” In accordance with a custom of the time and place,

the coffin was opened at the graveside and the entire assembly of friends

and neighbors filed past, taking a last look at the face of the dead.

And then, before the eyes of all, Silas Deemer was put into the ground.

Some of the eyes were a trifle dim, but in a general way it may be said

that at that interment there was lack of neither observance nor

observation; Silas was indubitably dead, and none could have pointed out

any ritual delinquency that would have justified him in coming back from

the grave. Yet if human testimony is good for anything (and certainly it

once put an end to witchcraft in and about Salem) he came back.

I forgot to state that the death and burial of Silas Deemer occurred in

the little village of Hillbrook, where he had lived for thirty-one years.

He had been what is known in some parts of the Union (which is admittedly

a free country) as a “merchant”; that is to say, he kept a retail shop

for the sale of such things as are commonly sold in shops of that

character. His honesty had never been questioned, so far as is known,

and he was held in high esteem by all. The only thing that could be

urged against him by the most censorious was a too close attention to

business. It was not urged against him, though many another, who

manifested it in no greater degree, was less leniently judged. The

business to which Silas was devoted was mostly his own—that, possibly,

may have made a difference.

At the time of Deemer’s death nobody could recollect a single day,

Sundays excepted, that he had not passed in his “store,” since he had

opened it more than a quarter-century before. His health having been

perfect during all that time, he had been unable to discern any validity

in whatever may or might have been urged to lure him astray from his

counter and it is related that once when he was summoned to the county

seat as a witness in an important law case and did not attend, the lawyer

who had the hardihood to move that he be “admonished” was solemnly

informed that the Court regarded the proposal with “surprise.” Judicial

surprise being an emotion that attorneys are not commonly ambitious to

arouse, the motion was hastily withdrawn and an agreement with the other

side effected as to what Mr. Deemer would have said if he had been

there—the other side pushing its advantage to the extreme and making the

supposititious testimony distinctly damaging to the interests of its

proponents. In brief, it was the general feeling in all that region that

Silas Deemer was the one immobile verity of Hillbrook, and that his

translation in space would precipitate some dismal public ill or

strenuous calamity.

Mrs. Deemer and two grown daughters occupied the upper rooms of the

building, but Silas had never been known to sleep elsewhere than on a cot

behind the counter of the store. And there, quite by accident, he was

found one night, dying, and passed away just before the time for taking

down the shutters. Though speechless, he appeared conscious, and it was

thought by those who knew him best that if the end had unfortunately been

delayed beyond the usual hour for opening the store the effect upon him

would have been deplorable.

Such had been Silas Deemer—such the fixity and invariety of his life and

habit, that the village humorist (who had once attended college) was

moved to bestow upon him the sobriquet of “Old Ibidem,” and, in the first

issue of the local newspaper after the death, to explain without offence

that Silas had taken “a day off.” It was more than a day, but from the

record it appears that well within a month Mr. Deemer made it plain that

he had not the leisure to be dead.

One of Hillbrook’s most respected citizens was Alvan Creede, a banker.

He lived in the finest house in town, kept a carriage and was a most

estimable man variously. He knew something of the advantages of travel,

too, having been frequently in Boston, and once, it was thought, in New

York, though he modestly disclaimed that glittering distinction. The

matter is mentioned here merely as a contribution to an understanding of

Mr. Creede’s worth, for either way it is creditable to him—to his

intelligence if he had put himself, even temporarily, into contact with

metropolitan culture; to his candor if he had not.

One pleasant summer evening at about the hour of ten Mr. Creede, entering

at his garden gate, passed up the gravel walk, which looked very white in

the moonlight, mounted the stone steps of his fine house and pausing a

moment inserted his latchkey in the door. As he pushed this open he met

his wife, who was crossing the passage from the parlor to the library.

She greeted him pleasantly and pulling the door further back held it for

him to enter. Instead he turned and, looking about his feet in front of

the threshold, uttered an exclamation of surprise.

“Why!—what the devil,” he said, “has become of that jug?”

“What jug, Alvan?” his wife inquired, not very sympathetically.

“A jug of maple sirup—I brought it along from the store and set it down

here to open the door. What the—”

“There, there, Alvan, please don’t swear again,” said the lady,

interrupting. Hillbrook, by the way, is not the only place in

Christendom where a vestigial polytheism forbids the taking in vain of

the Evil One’s name.

The jug of maple sirup which the easy ways of village life had permitted

Hillbrook’s foremost citizen to carry home from the store was not there.

“Are you quite sure, Alvan?”

“My dear, do you suppose a man does not know when he is carrying a jug?

I bought that sirup at Deemer’s as I was passing. Deemer himself drew it

and lent me the jug, and I—”

The sentence remains to this day unfinished. Mr. Creede staggered into

the house, entered the parlor and dropped into an armchair, trembling in

every limb. He had suddenly remembered that Silas Deemer was three weeks

dead.

Mrs. Creede stood by her husband, regarding him with surprise and

anxiety.

“For Heaven’s sake,” she said, “what ails you?”

Mr. Creede’s ailment having no obvious relation to the interests of the

better land he did not apparently deem it necessary to expound it on that

demand; he said nothing—merely stared. There were long moments of

silence broken by nothing but the measured ticking of the clock, which

seemed somewhat slower than usual, as if it were civilly granting them an

extension of time in which to recover their wits.

“Jane, I have gone mad—that is it.” He spoke thickly and hurriedly.

“You should have told me; you must have observed my symptoms before they

became so pronounced that I have observed them myself. I thought I was

passing Deemer’s store; it was open and lit up—that is what I thought; of

course it is never open now. Silas Deemer stood at his desk behind the

counter. My God, Jane, I saw him as distinctly as I see you.

Remembering that you had said you wanted some maple sirup, I went in and

bought some—that is all—I bought two quarts of maple sirup from Silas

Deemer, who is dead and underground, but nevertheless drew that sirup

from a cask and handed it to me in a jug. He talked with me, too, rather

gravely, I remember, even more so than was his way, but not a word of

what he said can I now recall. But I saw him—good Lord, I saw and talked

with him—and he is dead! So I thought, but I’m mad, Jane, I’m as crazy

as a beetle; and you have kept it from me.”

This monologue gave the woman time to collect what faculties she had.

“Alvan,” she said, “you have given no evidence of insanity, believe me.

This was undoubtedly an illusion—how should it be anything else? That

would be too terrible! But there is no insanity; you are working too

hard at the bank. You should not have attended the meeting of directors

this evening; any one could see that you were ill; I knew something would

occur.”

It may have seemed to him that the prophecy had lagged a bit, awaiting

the event, but he said nothing of that, being concerned with his own

condition. He was calm now, and could think coherently.

“Doubtless the phenomenon was subjective,” he said, with a somewhat

ludicrous transition to the slang of science. “Granting the possibility

of spiritual apparition and even materialization, yet the apparition and

materialization of a half-gallon brown clay jug—a piece of coarse, heavy

pottery evolved from nothing—that is hardly thinkable.”

As he finished speaking, a child ran into the room—his little daughter.

She was clad in a bedgown. Hastening to her father she threw her arms

about his neck, saying: “You naughty papa, you forgot to come in and kiss

me. We heard you open the gate and got up and looked out. And, papa

dear, Eddy says mayn’t he have the little jug when it is empty?”

As the full import of that revelation imparted itself to Alvan Creede’s

understanding he visibly shuddered. For the child could not have heard a

word of the conversation.

The estate of Silas Deemer being in the hands of an administrator who had

thought it best to dispose of the “business” the store had been closed

ever since the owner’s death, the goods having been removed by another

“merchant” who had purchased them _en bloc_. The rooms above were vacant

as well, for the widow and daughters had gone to another town.

On the evening immediately after Alvan Creede’s adventure (which had

somehow “got out”) a crowd of men, women and children thronged the

sidewalk opposite the store. That the place was haunted by the spirit of

the late Silas Deemer was now well known to every resident of Hillbrook,

though many affected disbelief. Of these the hardiest, and in a general

way the youngest, threw stones against the front of the building, the

only part accessible, but carefully missed the unshuttered windows.

Incredulity had not grown to malice. A few venturesome souls crossed the

street and rattled the door in its frame; struck matches and held them

near the window; attempted to view the black interior. Some of the

spectators invited attention to their wit by shouting and groaning and

challenging the ghost to a footrace.

After a considerable time had elapsed without any manifestation, and many

of the crowd had gone away, all those remaining began to observe that the

interior of the store was suffused with a dim, yellow light. At this all

demonstrations ceased; the intrepid souls about the door and windows fell

back to the opposite side of the street and were merged in the crowd; the

small boys ceased throwing stones. Nobody spoke above his breath; all

whispered excitedly and pointed to the now steadily growing light. How

long a time had passed since the first faint glow had been observed none

could have guessed, but eventually the illumination was bright enough to

reveal the whole interior of the store; and there, standing at his desk

behind the counter, Silas Deemer was distinctly visible!

The effect upon the crowd was marvelous. It began rapidly to melt away

at both flanks, as the timid left the place. Many ran as fast as their

legs would let them; others moved off with greater dignity, turning

occasionally to look backward over the shoulder. At last a score or

more, mostly men, remained where they were, speechless, staring, excited.

The apparition inside gave them no attention; it was apparently occupied

with a book of accounts.

Presently three men left the crowd on the sidewalk as if by a common

impulse and crossed the street. One of them, a heavy man, was about to

set his shoulder against the door when it opened, apparently without

human agency, and the courageous investigators passed in. No sooner had

they crossed the threshold than they were seen by the awed observers

outside to be acting in the most unaccountable way. They thrust out

their hands before them, pursued devious courses, came into violent

collision with the counter, with boxes and barrels on the floor, and with

one another. They turned awkwardly hither and thither and seemed trying

to escape, but unable to retrace their steps. Their voices were heard in

exclamations and curses. But in no way did the apparition of Silas

Deemer manifest an interest in what was going on.

By what impulse the crowd was moved none ever recollected, but the entire

mass—men, women, children, dogs—made a simultaneous and tumultuous rush

for the entrance. They congested the doorway, pushing for

precedence—resolving themselves at length into a line and moving up step

by step. By some subtle spiritual or physical alchemy observation had

been transmuted into action—the sightseers had become participants in the

spectacle—the audience had usurped the stage.

To the only spectator remaining on the other side of the street—Alvan

Creede, the banker—the interior of the store with its inpouring crowd

continued in full illumination; all the strange things going on there

were clearly visible. To those inside all was black darkness. It was as

if each person as he was thrust in at the door had been stricken blind,

and was maddened by the mischance. They groped with aimless imprecision,

tried to force their way out against the current, pushed and elbowed,

struck at random, fell and were trampled, rose and trampled in their

turn. They seized one another by the garments, the hair, the

beard—fought like animals, cursed, shouted, called one another

opprobrious and obscene names. When, finally, Alvan Creede had seen the

last person of the line pass into that awful tumult the light that had

illuminated it was suddenly quenched and all was as black to him as to

those within. He turned away and left the place.

In the early morning a curious crowd had gathered about “Deemer’s.” It

was composed partly of those who had run away the night before, but now

had the courage of sunshine, partly of honest folk going to their daily

toil. The door of the store stood open; the place was vacant, but on the

walls, the floor, the furniture, were shreds of clothing and tangles of

hair. Hillbrook militant had managed somehow to pull itself out and had

gone home to medicine its hurts and swear that it had been all night in

bed. On the dusty desk, behind the counter, was the sales-book. The

entries in it, in Deemer’s handwriting, had ceased on the 16th day of

July, the last of his life. There was no record of a later sale to Alvan

Creede.

That is the entire story—except that men’s passions having subsided and

reason having resumed its immemorial sway, it was confessed in Hillbrook

that, considering the harmless and honorable character of his first

commercial transaction under the new conditions, Silas Deemer, deceased,

might properly have been suffered to resume business at the old stand

without mobbing. In that judgment the local historian from whose

unpublished work these facts are compiled had the thoughtfulness to

signify his concurrence.

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