THE DISCONTENTED PENDULUM

An old clock that had stood for fifty years in a farmer's

kitchen without giving its owner any cause of complaint,

early one summer's morning, before the family was

stirring, suddenly stopped. Upon this, the dial plate (if

we may credit the fable) changed countenance with alarm; 5

the hands made a vain effort to continue their course;

the wheels remained motionless with surprise; the weights

hung speechless; and each member felt disposed to lay the

blame on the others. At length the dial instituted a formal

inquiry into the cause of the stoppage; when hands, wheels, 10

weights, with one voice, protested their innocence. But

now a faint tick was heard below from the pendulum, who

thus spoke:

"I confess myself to be the sole cause of the stoppage;

and I am willing, for the general satisfaction, to assign my 15

reasons. The truth is, that I am tired of ticking." Upon

hearing this the old clock became so enraged that it was on

the very point of striking.

"Lazy wire!" exclaimed the dial plate, holding up its

hands. 20

"Very good!" replied the pendulum. "It is vastly

easy for you, Mistress Dial, who have always, as everybody

knows, set yourself up above me--it is vastly easy for

_you_, I say, to accuse other people of laziness! You, who

have had nothing to do all your life but to stare people in 25

the face and to amuse yourself with watching all that goes

on in the kitchen! Think how you would like to be shut

up for life in this dark closet and wag backward and forward,

year after year, as I do."

"As to that," said the dial, "is there not a window in

your house on purpose for you to look through?"

"For all that," resumed the pendulum, "it is very dark 5

here; and although there is a window, I dare not stop, even

for an instant, to look out. Besides I am really tired of my

way of life; and if you wish, I'll tell you how I took this

disgust at my employment. This morning I happened to

be calculating how many times I should have to tick in the 10

course of only the next twenty-four hours; perhaps some

of you, above there, can give me the exact sum."

The minute hand, being quick at figures, instantly replied,

"Eighty-six thousand four hundred times."

"Exactly so," replied the pendulum. "Well, I appeal to 15

you all, if the thought of this was not enough to fatigue

one? And when I began to multiply the strokes of one

day by those of months and years, really it is no wonder if

I felt discouraged at the prospect; so after a great deal of

reasoning and hesitation, thinks I to myself, _I'll stop_!" 20

The dial could scarcely keep its countenance during this

harangue, but resuming its gravity it at last replied:

"Dear Mr. Pendulum, I am really astonished that such a

useful, industrious person as yourself should have been

overcome by this suggestion. It is true you have done a 25

great deal of work in your time; so have we all, and are

likely to do; and though this may fatigue us to _think_ of,

the question is, will it fatigue us to _do_? Would you, now,

give half a dozen strokes to illustrate my argument?"

The pendulum complied, and ticked six times at its 30

usual pace. "Now," resumed the dial, "may I be allowed

to ask, was that exertion at all fatiguing to you?"

"Not in the least," replied the pendulum; "it is not of

six strokes that I complain, nor of sixty, but of _millions_."

"Very good," replied the dial; "but recollect that although

you may _think_ of a million strokes in an instant, you

are required to execute but one, and that however often 5

you may hereafter have to swing, a moment will always

be given you to swing in."

"That consideration staggers me, I confess," said the

pendulum.

"Then I hope," resumed the dial plate, "we shall all 10

immediately return to our duty; for the maids will be in

bed till noon if we stand idling thus."

Upon this the weights, who had never been accused of

light conduct, used all their influence in urging him to

proceed; when, as with one consent, the wheels began to 15

turn, the hands began to move, the pendulum began to

swing, and, to its credit, ticked as loud as ever; while a

beam of the rising sun that streamed through a hole in the

kitchen shutter, shining full upon the dial plate, made it

brighten up as if nothing had been the matter. 20

But when the farmer came down to breakfast that morning,

he looked at the clock and declared that his watch

had gained half an hour in the night!

1. Write a single short sentence expressing the

moral of this story.

2. Why did the minute hand make the calculation

(page 233)? Is its calculation correct?

3. What play on words is made in line 21, page 233.

In line 13-14, page 234?

4. There is an old saying to the effect that we

should let each day's work take care of itself. How

far is this true?

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