They would hardly believe that there are just on 800,000 acres of land

planted under tea in India and Ceylon, employing over one million

people--all British subjects. Just imagine employing a fifth of the

population of London for the production of one article! Then, again,

look at the thousands of people who are employed in the tea trade at

home--merchants, dealers, brokers--all dependent on this one article of

consumption for their bread-and-butter!

And yet hardly ten per cent. of these know anything about tea

manufacture, or have ever given a thought to the one million of people

employed in its production.

The duty paid to the Customs during the past twelve months on Indian

and Ceylon tea amounted to £3,805,935, to say nothing of the revenue

accruing to the Indian and Ceylon Governments in taxes and a hundred

and one little charges, all helping to swell the coffers of State, and

enabling hundreds of thousands of people to maintain a living.

[Illustration: TURNING THE LEAVES FOR FERMENTATION.

_Bourne & Shepherd,_

_Photo, India_]

Surely all these things should induce the patriotic British public to

drink only British-grown tea, grown as it were by their own people--for

are not India and Ceylon British? and are not the people of Great

Britain and India and Ceylon one, under one Sovereign?

The plucking of the tea plant generally commences about the middle of

March, and goes on till the end of November, except in Ceylon, where it

goes on more or less throughout the twelve months, there being no cold

weather to check the "flush" and allow the bushes to lie dormant.

A tea bush is not considered fully ripe for plucking until about five

years of age, though a little "tipping" is done on low-lying gardens

during the third and fourth years. It is generally carried on by the

coolie women and children; the former are rapid and expert workers, and

are paid so much for every pound of green leaf plucked. As the leaves

are plucked they are thrown into baskets, the contents of which are

taken to the factory twice a day for weighing.

There are many ideas as to how plucking should be carried out, and how

many leaves should be taken off, but the most general system is to

pluck two leaves and a bud, not separately but together.

[Illustration: PICKERS HAVING THEIR TEA LEAVES WEIGHED.

_Bourne & Shepherd Photo, India_]

Some planters, who prefer quantity to quality, pluck the half or whole

of the third leaf as well.

It must be thoroughly understood that all the leaves are not "ripped"

off the bushes, but only the young shoots. It is a very delicate

operation, requiring great care and skill, and is usually carried out

under the eye of the assistant manager.

It is usual to get round a plantation once in six to eight days, and

woe be to him who cannot cope with the leaf, or lets it run away from

him, as it will show the result both in the dry leaf and liquor.

The leaf, when plucked, is brought into the factory, weighed, and put

through the following process of manufacture. The first process is

called withering. The leaf is thinly spread on wire meshing, stretched

from end to end of the loft or withering-house, the object being to

allow a certain percentage of moisture to evaporate, and to get the

leaf into a pliable condition for rolling, so that it will not break

during this process. Properly withered leaf should be as flexible as a

soft kid glove.

Then comes the rolling, the object of which is to break the cells of

the leaf one into the other, so as to free the juice and to give a

"twist" or "roll" to the leaf. Care has to be taken that too much juice

is not expressed, which would be detrimental to the liquor when in the

household pot.

The old and dirty method of rolling by hand, which is still carried out

by our Chinese friends, is quite extinct in India and Ceylon, where

rolling machines or tables are used.

The religion of the natives of India compels them to be cleaner in

their habits than the Chinese, so it would not matter how much they

handled the leaf.

[Illustration: HOW THE LEAVES ARE WITHERED.

_Bourne & Shepherd Photo, India_]

The next process through which the unfortunate tea leaf has to go, and

which is considered by many planters as the most critical in the whole

manufacture, is fermentation, as good leaf can easily be spoiled.

After coming out of the rollers, the leaf is taken into a separate

room, generally built off the factory, away from the heat, as it is

essential to keep the fermenting leaf cool and moist. It is then spread

in little heaps on the floor or trays, having to be constantly turned

over to keep cool. It soon begins to oxidise, and change from a bright

green to a bright coppery colour, the young leaves being as bright as a

new penny.

[Illustration: PLUCKING THE TEA LEAVES.

_Bourne & Shepherd_

_Photo, India_]

Some planters sift these young leaves from the coarse directly after

the rolling, so as to try and get a more even colour, but it is a most

difficult task, as the leaves are sticky and cling together. It is

usual, as soon as the desired copper colour is obtained, to give the

leaves another roll just before firing.

The object to be obtained in the next process--firing--is to remove all

the moisture, without losing any of the constituents which add to the

commercial value of the tea. Most factories are equipped with modern

firing machines, and these are of many kinds. Heated air drawn over the

leaf by revolving fans is the method of most machines. The temperature

used is different on nearly every estate, according to the ideas of the

planters. Some men give two firings. First the leaf is fired 70% dry at

a certain temperature, and then taken to another machine, where the

final firing takes place.

Then comes the sorting of the dry leaf into the various grades, the

names of which are pretty well known to most people, _i.e._ Pekoe, P.

Souchong, etc. This is done, as the photograph shows, by revolving flat

sieves of varying sizes, after which it is refired, weighed, and packed

ready for despatch to market. It will be seen that the manufacture of

tea is somewhat of an art, requiring all the skill of the planter. He

sometimes has to turn out two or three times a night to see that

nothing is overlooked. Climatic influence plays an important part both

in the quality of leaf and during manufacture. Sometimes it is

impossible to get your leaf to wither and ferment, flirt with it as you

will; at others the change is so rapid that it is almost impossible to

cope with it. Nothing is so disappointing as the manufacture of tea,

for, having done all in your power, and watched each process carefully

with untiring energy, under most unfavourable circumstances, you

possibly receive a broker's report on the samples, with a polite letter

from your agent telling you that the tea is unsatisfactory.

[Illustration: SORTING THE LEAVES ACCORDING TO QUALITY.]

Our photographs are by Bourne and Shepherd, Calcutta.

[Illustration: A VERY CLOSE FINISH.

_Photo by C. M. Ward, Edinburgh_]

STATISTICS GONE MAD.

WITH APOLOGIES TO THE STATISTICAL SOCIETY AND MR. HOLT SCHOOLING.

BY J. G. GRANT.

_Illustrated by the Author's diagrams._

Of late years our magazines have been overrun by the statistical fiend,

and I propose to show how the thing is done.

I shall have the honour of laying before the reader a few startling

statistics of facts and phenomena discovered by myself. These

discoveries might have been made by anybody who would take the trouble,

and the great point about them is what Mr. Jerome terms their hopeless

veracity.

But let me plunge at once _in medias res_; and let me mention, before

we proceed further, that my statistics will be illustrated by

scientific diagrams, invented by myself without the assistance of any

man, woman, or child whatsoever.

Any ordinary intelligent person must have observed that human beings

differ in many things, and especially in personal appearance. This is

an absolute fact. And here is a terrible field for the fiend

aforementioned. I begin at once, and I herewith give a diagram, which I

am able to produce after years of observation. The number of dots

inside the circle in Fig. 1 represents, with great accuracy, the number

of men--and women, for that matter--in every hundred, who are born

bald. In order to spare the reader the trouble of counting the dots, I

have counted them myself, and find there are one hundred. The reader

can count them in Fig. 2 for himself, without any undue strain. This

figure represents the percentage of men with green whiskers.

[Illustration: FIG. 1. THESE 100 DOTS SHOW HOW MANY PEOPLE PER CENT.

ARE BORN BALD.]

[Illustration: FIG. 2. PERCENTAGE OF MEN WITH GREEN WHISKERS.]

Talking of hair reminds me, and so in Fig. 3 I give another diagram,

which shows at a glance the number per cent, of red-headed men who are

thoroughly convinced that their hair--if any--is any colour under the

sun _except_ red. I have counted the crosses in the hundred squares,

and find there are ninety-eight; the ninety-ninth man is colour-blind

as a rule, and the hundredth hasn't got any hair; so neither cares a

rap.

[Illustration: FIG. 3 SHOWS THE NUMBER PER CENT. OF RED-HEADED MEN WHO

DENY THE RIGHT COLOUR OF THEIR HAIR.]

From hair we pass, by an easy transition, to the average monthly

magazine. Let us put down its average composition diagramatically. Let

us represent by the first cube the size of the paper, the whole paper,

and nothing but the paper. The other three cubes explain themselves and

that, by the way, is what scientific diagrams are sometimes not very

guilty of.

[Illustration: FIG 4. THE AVERAGE MONTHLY MAGAZINE.

The size

of its paper.

The comparative bulk

of its advertisements.

The amount

of its fiction.

Its

maximum

of

truth.

]

Do any of you ever go to smoking concerts? Yes? Very well, you will

appreciate the next scientific diagram for its mathematical exactness.

I have a friend called Smith--he spells it Smythe, but that's

nothing--and the diagram refers to certain events which (as the

descriptive reporter would say) sometimes transpire.

Fig. 5 A shows the number of keyholes observed in the door by Smith

(or Smythe) as he is about to operate with his latch-key on returning

home from business at 5 p.m. Fig. 5 B shows the number he sometimes

sees when he returns from his club about 11.30 p.m. As a rule he

attempts, on this occasion, with great perseverance to put the right

key in the wrong hole, or _vice versá_. Fig. 5 C shows the number he

doesn't see when he returns home even later than 11.30 p.m.

[Illustration: THE TRAGEDY OF A KEYHOLE.

Fig. 5 represents the number of keyholes seen by Smythe in the same

door at different times of the day and night.]

Let us change the subject, my friends, as it must be very painful to

you to read such things about my poor friend Smith (or Smythe). I can

easily change it--it is all the same to me. I will now give you an

"easy one"--so easy that it can be comprehended by a person of the

meanest intelligence. Fig. 6 merely shows in a simple and unobtrusive

manner how many beans make five. There is no answer to this.

We may now attempt something more difficult and elaborate. In point of

fact, let us proceed to "trace a curve," as we say in the differential

and integral trigonometry. The curve explains itself, and to those who

are not acquainted with the Higher Mathematics the diagram may seem a

bit mixed; but the same may be said of most things in this wicked

world.

It is evident that diagrams such as Fig. 7 might be manufactured _ad

infinitum_, also _ad nauseam_.

At this stage of the proceedings I may say that I challenge and defy

the whole world to controvert, deny, or disprove any one of my

statistics.

But, really, if anyone has any faculty for statistic-mongering, and

wishes to exercise that faculty, let me cordially recommend him to try

his hand on statistics taken from astronomy, and, if he emerges

scatheless from the fray, he may thank his stars (no pun intended).

He might, for example, calculate how long a London Chatham and Dover

train would take to travel from Capella to the Great Bear, supposing it

ran(!) day and night. Or again, he might reckon how long it would take

an average bargee to circumnavigate the canals of Mars.

[Illustration: FIG. 6 ACCURATELY TELLS HOW MANY BEANS MAKE FIVE.]

Or yet again he might work out how many threepenny pieces it would

require piled one above the other to reach from Whitechapel to the

Moon.

[Illustration: FIG. 7.]

0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

Number of hams in Tottenham Court Road X

George Washington's "Record" X

Number of Graces X

Number of "Macs" X

Number of fingers on the human hand X

Total number in a half-dozen X

Number of lives possessed by a cat X

Number in an octave X

Number of wet days in a week X

Number of sides to a square X

Scientific diagrams of such things as these would be extremely

interesting, and nearly as useful as those of the present article.

[Illustration: "IT WAS ALL I COULD DO TO GUARD MYSELF FROM THE FURIOUS

LUNGES OF THE COUNT."]

"A PRINCESS IN GREEN AND TAN."

THE STORY OF A BLOOMSBURY SENSATION.

BY ARTHUR PRESTON.

_Illustrated by A. Rackham._

Never did my prospects seem worse or more gloomy than in the winter of

188-.

I had returned to England from a five years' sojourn in the more

unsettled parts of British Columbia, after an unsuccessful pursuit of

fortune in that land of gold, mountains, and timber. It was at

Felixstowe--that charming watering-place, where my people then had a

house--that I first came into relation with those who were afterwards

to exercise such influences for good or evil on my life.

I was walking round the place renewing my acquaintance with the English

life, when I was confronted with the most beautiful face I have ever

seen. It belonged to a young girl of eighteen or nineteen, quietly

dressed in a green walking-skirt and tan jacket, while her blue eyes

looked out from under a mass of golden hair, in turn surmounted by a

sailor hat.

As her eyes for a moment met mine, I was conscious of that magnetic

thrill which I was told afterwards my mistress exercised on all those

with whom she came in contact. She was accompanied by a lady somewhat

older than herself, and whom, from her likeness, I mentally set down as

being, if not her sister, at any rate her near relative. As soon as I

conveniently could, I turned round and followed them, and noticed them

enter a house which--as a perusal of the Felixstowe visitors' list,

hastily bought and perused, informed me--was at present occupied by Mr.

and Mrs. Delaine.

I was both astonished and delighted at this, as this Mrs. Delaine was a

person upon whom my mother had by mutual friends been asked to call.

That very afternoon, I determined, should obtain for me at least a

bowing acquaintance with her. Alas for my dreams! Our ring at the bell

produced a man-servant, who stated that Mrs. Delaine was away from

home, and he did not know when she would return. From then on I haunted

the walks about Felixstowe, meeting my divinity over and over again,

but never once could I see that she betrayed the least knowledge that

these frequent momentary meetings were anything but the results of

accident.

At last a day came when I no longer saw her. In vain I walked up and

down the promenade and through the town. Felixstowe was full indeed,

but to me it was empty, for the golden hair, the blue eyes, the tan

jacket, and the green skirt no longer greeted my longing and expectant

gaze.

* * * * *

It was in Piccadilly--that world in miniature, and the scene of so many

strange occurrences--that the first act of the drama took place, of

which the foregoing was merely the prelude.

I was strolling down the thoroughfare, nearly a month after the

disappearance of my lady (for so I called her to myself), and thinking,

as indeed I always was, of her, when my own immediate affairs and

embarrassments did not fill my mind, when I met her face to face. The

thing was at once so natural and at the same time so coincident with my

own thoughts, that I could do little more than stare blankly after her.

It was nearly noon, and the well-dressed crowd jostled and pushed me as

I stood there. Mechanically I turned to follow after her, when she was

joined by the lady who had been with her at Felixstowe, and the two,

hailing a hansom, were driven away rapidly, leaving me staring stupidly

after the fast disappearing vehicle.

As I was retracing my steps I felt a tap on my shoulder. Turning, I

perceived a tall man of about thirty-five or forty years of age, his

keen grey eyes surmounted by heavy black eyebrows and lashes, while a

big moustache almost hid his firm mouth, and drooped down to his heavy

square chin.

"You know that lady?" he queried, more with the air of stating a fact

than of asking a question.

"I know that I am not in the habit of answering lunatics, or

impertinent strangers," I answered, hotly--for my temper is hasty, and

the man's manner was abrupt.

"Nevertheless, you do know her," he answered, doggedly.

[Illustration: A PRINCESS IN GREEN AND TAN.]

I turned, leaving the man there, and walked into Sackville Street. I

had not gone twenty yards, when I heard his hurrying step behind me.

"She is in danger, Mr. Darcy," he hissed into my ear.

This time I turned round, amazed at the man's knowledge of my name.

"And she needs help," he said, looking me full in the face.

"You know my name," was all I could say, stupidly.

"It is my business to know things," he said, impatiently; "but will you

help her?" he added.

"Help whom, man?" I replied, testily.

"The lady who was at Felixstowe, and ten minutes ago got into a cab,"

he answered.

"But there were two," I said.

"Only one needs help," he replied, grimly; "the other----" He broke off

abruptly. "But come to my rooms where we can talk without

interruption," he added.

I was so amazed that I followed the man unquestioningly to a quiet

turning off Burlington Street.

"Now," he said, when he had waved me to a chair and seated

himself--"now we can talk freely."

"You ask for my help," I said, "and on behalf of some lady who is in

danger. You talk in riddles, man; I----"

"Is it possible you do not know who she is?" he interrupted.

"No," I said, "I do not, nor do I know you either. All I know of the

lady I can tell you in a few words," and then and there I told him of

my meeting her at Felixstowe, my call at the house, her disappearance,

and my recognition of her again in Piccadilly, which he himself had

witnessed. "But I have never spoken to her," I concluded.

"But of the lady with her?" he interrupted eagerly, "the lady who met

her in the street, and accompanied her in the hansom--was she there

all the time?"

"The lady with her?" I repeated, slowly. "I hardly noticed her." And in

very truth I had indeed hardly done so, having no eyes for anyone but

my lady, and beyond the fact that she was pretty (as indeed she must

needs be to so closely resemble my lady) I had not paid any attention

to her. "There was a lady closely resembling her with her all the

time," I continued, "and at one time another woman, and once a man."

"Dark, and with a scar on one cheek?" interposed my companion.

"Yes," I answered, slowly, for now he mentioned it I clearly recalled

noticing a scar on the fellow's cheek.

My companion mused for a few seconds, then--

"I had better give you the whole story," he said, and commenced as

follows:--

"My name is Von Bieberstein, at one time equerry to Her Serene Highness

the Princess Elsa, Hereditary Princess of Schwannenwald, but I was

dismissed from her service through the machinations and false

representations of her enemies and mine, though God knows Her Highness

has no truer servant than I.

"She is the younger of the two ladies you have seen; the elder is Her

Highness's first cousin, the Grand Duchess Hedwig, also of

Schwannenwald, and heir after her cousin in the direct line to the

throne of Schwannenwald. She is an ambitious woman, and a fiend

incarnate, and as wicked as she is beautiful. The man with the scar was

her equerry, Von Zahn, and the two combined are as unscrupulous and as

dangerous a couple as you could find."

[Illustration: "'SHE IS IN DANGER,' HE HISSED."]

"But, man," I broke in, "we are in London, and in the nineteenth

century. You cannot imagine Her Highness's life to be in danger."

"No, I don't," he answered, grimly, "I _know_ it. Do you suppose crowns

are less valuable now than in the seventeenth century, or that when a

throne is at stake our boasted civilisation does not peel off as easily

as an old glove? It was a glimmering of this plot that cost me my

place, and almost my life."

As he spoke he bared his chest, and showed me the small round white

scar of a bullet wound. "Fired, if not by the Grand Duchess's finger,

at least by her direction," he said, with a grim smile. "But the

question is, will you help me?"

"I am a total stranger to you," I commenced, "and----"

"The affair at Eagle's Nest is not unknown even in Schwannenwald," he

said, with a smile.

I started. The affair to which he alluded had happened during my third

year in British Columbia, when a party of three white men (of which I

was one) and a lady had been surrounded in a log cabin by hostile

Indians. I was lucky enough at some little risk to escort the lady to a

place of safety.

Von Bieberstein rang, and ordered his man to bring up a bottle of

champagne and glasses.

"I have a health to give you," he said; "you can wait, John," he added

to the man. When the glasses were filled, Von Bieberstein rose to his

feet.

"To the health of Her Serene Highness the Princess Elsa," said he.

"And confusion to her enemies. May she never lack a plain English

gentleman to do her bidding for the sake of his lady and her own bonny

face!" I added, ecstatically.

Von Bieberstein looked at me for a moment, then--

"Spoken like the man of Eagle's Nest. Can you use a sword?" he said.

"I studied under Andretti at Milan in '84," I said, "but----"

"Let us try," he said, briefly, reaching a couple of foils from a

corner.

We fought for some few minutes, when with a quick movement he disarmed

me with a wrench.

"You are well enough," he said. "Nay, do not look so downfallen, man."

He smiled, noticing my foolish look. "It was but a trick of the wrist,

and better men than you have deemed it no shame for Von Bieberstein to

disarm them. Now, listen," he continued, laying aside his foil.

"To-night the Duchess Hedwig holds a council of the chief of her

supporters in the house she and her sister the Princess have taken in

Great Coram Square, Bloomsbury. The council will be held after the

Princess Elsa has retired to her own apartments in a different wing of

the house. It is there I must see her, and lay such proof of the plot

before her as will persuade her to fly. You, for your part, will be an

unobserved observer of the Duchess's council, for the double purpose of

identifying the persons present, and of guarding me against possible

interruption."

"But of the danger to the Princess," I began. "Is she not----"

"The fact of her being at liberty to-day is an indication that no

immediate villainy is contemplated," broke in my companion.

"But how in the world can she be harmed here in London?" I exclaimed.

"She cannot be poisoned or shot, without investigation exposing the

whole dastardly plot."

"A very different medium will be employed," he replied. "I have good

reason for believing that dynamite----"

"Dynamite!" I exclaimed, incredulously.

"Ay, dynamite, man!" he replied, grimly. "You have already told me we

are not in the seventeenth century, and in a modern crime the

perpetrators will undoubtedly use modern weapons."

"But how, man?" I commenced, by no means convinced.

"There are always the Anarchists," said my companion, "and London,

thanks to the British Government, is known to be a hot-bed of them. Her

Highness has several times received threatening letters, and for the

rest the thing is easy. Come," he said, smiling, "you are on her side

now, and she sorely needs help. Meet me in Great Coram Square to-night

at ten, and bring a sword. A long cloak and a hansom will hide the

incongruity of the weapon in modern London. There may be use for it,

and for obvious reasons they will not use firearms."

"But----" I began, and paused, for I had a natural reluctance to

confess to this comparative stranger that the state of my purse

precluded the purchasing of swords and the taking of hansoms.

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