"My strains of Rhodes are only too well known."
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"Miss Winnie ----, the charming and talented actress, writes:--'I am
quite positive--I owe my present health and spirits to ----.'"--_Advt.
in Daily Paper._
"Poor Miss Winnie ---- has had to retire suddenly from the revue--
doctor's orders."--_Same paper, same day._
We should have liked to hear the Advertisement Manager's view of the News
Editor.
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[Illustration: "OO, LUMME! WOT PRICE REGINALD IN 'IS MALLABY-DEELEYS?"]
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