I lit a cigarette. Margaret looked reproachfully at me.

"What was yesterday?" she said.

"Tuesday, my dear. We will now have a little chat about Tuesday. Coming as

it does so soon after Monday, it not unnaturally exhibits--"

"Tuesday the 25th of February," said Margaret solemnly.

"Possibly, my dear, possibly. But I cannot say that I find your remarks

very interesting. They may be true, or they may not, but they certainly

seem to me to lack that agreeable whimsicality usually so characteristic of

you."

"Our wedding-day," said Margaret impressively.

"Was it really?" I said in a whisper. "And you let it pass without

reminding me. Oh, how could you?"

Margaret smiled.

"I didn't think of it till this morning--after you had gone," she said.

We both smiled. Then we laughed.

"You know, we really are a dreadful couple." I said. "Your fault is greater

than mine, though. I'll tell you why. Everyone knows that a man--especially

a manly man--" I tugged my moustache and let my biceps out for a run--

"never remembers anniversaries, whereas a woman--a womanly woman--does."

Here I plucked a daffodil from a bowl near by and tucked it coyly behind

her ear.

"It really is rather awful of us." Margaret restored the daffodil to its

young companions. "We've only been married three years, too, and yet

already--" She threw out her arms in a hopeless gesture.

"Still," I said presently, with my hand full of her hand--"still I daresay

we shall get used to it in time--forgetting the day, I mean. After about

the fourth lapse there will be hardly any sting in our little piece of

annual forgetfulness."

"We mustn't forget to remember we've forgotten it, though, Gerald, so that

we can test the waning powers of the sting."

"I can see this habit growing on us," I said dreamily; "a few more years

and we shall forget we are married even. I shall come home one day--

provided I remember where we live--and be horrified to find _you_

established in my house and using my sealing-wax. Or maybe I shall arrive

with some little offering of early rhubarb or forced artichokes only to be

sternly ordered away by a wife who does not recognise me. 'Please take your

greens round to the tradesmen's entrance,' you will say coldly."

"I think," said Margaret, "that we ought to be extra nice to each other

now, seeing how short our married life may be. Let's begin at once. You let

me tidy your desk every day for you and--"

"Won't twice a week satisfy you?" I asked desperately.

"Perhaps; and anyway"--she put a little packet into my hand--"here's _my_

present to you, even though you did forget yesterday."

"You are a dear, Margaret. And now I'll tell you something. It was--"

Just then James came in and announced dinner. James is all our staff; but

her other name is Keziah, so we had no choice.

As we sat down I took a small box out of my pocket.

"Give this to your mistress, please," I said to James.

"O-o-o. How ripping of you, Gerald! So you did remember, after all."

"As soon as I got to the station this morning," I said, "I remembered that

our wedding-day was to-day."

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