THE COMEDY OF THE _ORIANA_

If the _Oriana_ of Liverpool was a comfortable ship, and every one

who was in her said so, Captain Joseph Ticehurst was no fool. He

worked his 'crowd' reasonably, but saw that they did work; and if any

of them shirked or malingered, the result was unpleasant for the one

who tried such a game on with the quiet and gentlemanly skipper. And

his mates took their time from him.

'To put it on no higher level,' said Captain Ticehurst, 'it pays to

make a ship comfortable when she visits the Pacific coast of North

America. For as things are now, if we lose the crew in Portland, we

shall have to pay the boarding-house masters at least a hundred and

fifty dollars a man. And as like as not every man we took will be

worth two and a half dollars at the most. I know the Pacific, and

you don't.'

For both his mate and second mate were with him for the first time.

'Is that the "blood-money" one hears of, sir?' asked Mr. Gregg, the

second 'greaser.'

'That's it,' said Ticehurst, 'and last voyage I had to pay a hundred

dollars each for six men to Healy the boarding-house master. And I

own I lost my temper. I swore I'd never do it again. And Healy

grinned in my face, and said that he'd see I paid more next time.

The scoundrel seems to have the whole city in his hands, and half the

newspapers. Oh, I tell you the Pacific coast is an eye-opener to a

man who has never been on it, I tell you that.'

The _Oriana_ was then running north, with a fine south-westerly

breeze. The coast of Oregon showed up clearly. With good glasses it

was possible to see Mount Shasta on the starboard quarter. Its snows

gleamed in the westering sun; and to the north was the range of the

Siskyous.

'We shall be off the mouth of the Columbia by noon to-morrow with any

luck, and if the breeze holds,' said Ticehurst to himself. 'And in

the morning, I'll have a talk to the men. If I could only knock a

little sense into a sailor, I'd try to do it. As one can't, I'll try

talk.'

He leant his back against the weather-rail, and took a broad view of

Oregon.

'"Different ship, different fash," as the Dutchman said when he went

aft to haul down the jib,' thought the captain, 'and it's the same

with countries. I know I'm in for trouble with my friend Healy.

He'll move heaven and earth and the other place to get the men out of

my ship. I'll fight him to a finish this time; and rather than pay

him for men, I'll take her to sea by myself and drift her home.'

He rubbed his smoothly-shaven chin and took a thoughtful pull at his

port whiskers, as if he were checking in the weather braces.

'After all, the men would be crazy to quit; there's hardly one of

them with less than fifteen pounds to take. I think I see how to

manage it. I'll try anyhow.'

That night he had a long talk with the mate. He astonished Mr.

Williams considerably. For Williams by nature belonged to the school

which considers a sailor in the light of a punching-bag. It had

required one or two private interviews with his skipper to induce him

to relinquish practices to which he was wedded.

'Well, sir, this is a revolution,' he declared rather glumly.

'I'm a radical,' said Ticehurst, 'and believe in revolutions when

required. I'll speak to the men to-morrow when they've had their

breakfast. I'm no believer in coddling men, Mr. Williams, but if I

have to ask you and Mr. Gregg to carry them hot shaving-water every

morning while we are in Portland River, in order to do this Healy, I

shall expect you to carry it.'

'Oh, very well, sir,' said Williams, and he retired to his cabin in

some dudgeon.

'It's the principle I'm thinkin' of,' he declared, as he turned in.

The principle he believed in was that sailors should expect nothing,

and that he was to see they got it. His prejudices broke through his

discretion when he turned out at midnight to take the middle watch.

'Has the old man bin letten' you into his sailor-cockerin' scheme for

doin' this Healy in the eye?' he asked.

'No,' replied Gregg.

'His notion is to feed 'em on the fat of Oregon, and give them hot

whisky and water before they turn in. And you and I have got to tuck

the dears up, and bring them shavin'-water in the mornin'!'

'Who are you getting at?' asked the incredulous second greaser.

'You'll see,' said the mate, 'it's as near that as a toucher. And

there'll be a dance on board every night, and private theatricals

every other day, and every day Sunday with no work in between.'

And though his imagination did run away with him, the skipper's

notions as he expounded them to the assembled crowd next morning were

certainly novel.

'I've sent for you, men, to tell you that to-night we shall be in

Portland River,' he began.

The men stared at him eagerly. They wondered 'what kind of a game

was up.'

And Ticehurst leant over the rail at the break of the poop.

'How many of you have been in Portland before?'

Five men held up their hands.

'And how many more in Pacific Coast ports, such as 'Frisco or Tacoma?'

Three more said that they had. The skipper nodded.

'I want to know how many of you left your ships there. Speak up and

tell the truth.'

The eight men shuffled about a bit, and finally a seaman called

Jacobs opened his mouth.

'Yes, Jacobs?' said Ticehurst.

'I reckon we all, more or less, skipped out, sir,' said Jacobs. And

no one contradicted him.

'I thought so,' said the skipper. 'And I'll tell you what happened.

You left a ship and left from ten to twenty pounds behind, and you

went to Healy's or to Sant's at Tacoma, and were drunk on bad liquor

for a week, and then found yourselves without any clothes to speak of

in a homeward-bounder, with an advance of thirty dollars to work out,

didn't you?'

'That's about it, sir,' said the shamefaced Jacobs.

'Yes, sir,' said the rest.

'And when you got home you had two months' pay or thereabouts to

draw, less what you paid for clothes out of the slop chest. That is,

you spent six months at sea and a week ashore for about ten pounds

and a bad headache. Whereas if you had stayed by your ships you

might have saved yourselves the headache, saved your clothes, and

have got back to England with a pay-day of twenty pounds. Jacobs,

what is the worst kind of a fool you know?'

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