XXXIV. THE DEACON'S WATERLOO

MRS. MASON'S welcome to Waitstill was unexpectedly hearty--much heartier

than it would have been Six months before, when she regarded Mrs.

Boynton as little less than a harmless lunatic, of no use as a neighbor;

and when she knew nothing more of Ivory than she could gather by his

occasional drive or walk past her door with a civil greeting. Rodman

had been until lately the only member of the family for whom she had a

friendly feeling; but all that had changed in the last few weeks, when

she had been allowed to take a hand in the Boyntons' affairs. As to this

newest development in the life of their household, she had once been

young herself, and the veriest block of stone would have become human

when the two lovers drove up to the door and told their exciting story.

Ivory made himself quickly at home, and helped the old lady to get a

room ready for Waitstill before he drove back for a look at his mother

and then on to carry out his impetuous and romantic scheme of routing

out the town clerk and announcing his intended marriage. 345

Waitstill slept like the shepherd boy in “The Pilgrim's Progress,” with

the “herb called Heart's Ease” in her bosom. She opened her eyes next

morning from the depths of Mrs. Mason's best feather bed, and looked

wonderingly about the room, with all its unaccustomed surroundings.

She heard the rattle of fire-irons and the flatter of dishes below; the

first time in all her woman's life that preparations for breakfast had

ever greeted her ears when she had not been an active participator in

them.

She lay quite still for a quarter of an hour, tired in body and mind,

but incredibly happy in spirit, marvelling at the changes wrought in

her during the day preceding, the most eventful one in her history. Only

yesterday her love had been a bud, so closely folded that she scarcely

recognized its beauty or color or fragrance; only yesterday, and now

she held in her hand a perfect flower. When and how had it grown, and by

what magic process?

The image of Ivory had been all through the night in the foreground of

her dreams and in her moments of wakefulness, both made blissful by the

heaven of anticipation that dawned upon her. Was ever man so wise,

so tender and gentle, so strong, so comprehending? What mattered the

absence of worldly goods, the presence of care and anxiety, when n woman

had a steady hand to hold, a steadfast heart to trust, a man who would

love her and stand by her, whate'er befell?

Then the face of Ivory's mother would swim into the mental picture; the

pale face, as white as the pillow it lay upon; the face with its aureole

of ashen hair, and the wistful blue eyes that begged of God and her

children some peace before they closed on life.

The vision of her sister was a joyful one, and her heart was at peace

about her, the plucky little princess who had blazed the way out of the

ogre's castle.

She saw Patty clearly as a future fine lady, in velvets and satins and

furs, bewitching every-body by her gay spirits, her piquant vivacity,

and the loving heart that lay underneath all the nonsense and gave it

warmth and color.

The remembrance of her father alone on the hilltop did indeed trouble

Waitstill. Self-reproach, in the true sense of the word, she did not,

could not, feel. Never since the day she was born had she been fathered,

and daughterly love was absent; but she suffered when she thought of

the fierce, self-willed old man, cutting himself off from all possible

friendships, while his vigor was being sapped daily and hourly by his

terrible greed of money.

True housewife that Waitstill was, her mind reverted to every separate

crock and canister in her cupboards, every article of her baking or

cooking that reposed on the swing-sheh in the cellar, thinking how long

her father could be comfortable without her ministrations, and so, how

long he would delay before engaging the u inevitable housekeeper. She

revolved the number of possible persons to whom the position would be

offered, and wished that Mrs. Mason, who so needed help, might be the

chosen one: but the fact of her having been friendly to the Boyntons

would strike her at once from the list.

When she was thankfully eating her breakfast with Mrs. Mason a little

later, and waiting for Ivory to call for them both and take them to the

Boynton farm, she little knew what was going on at her old home in these

very hours, when to tell the truth she would have liked to slip in, had

it been possible, wash the morning dishes, skim the cream, do the

week's churning, make her father's bed, and slip out again into the dear

shelter of love that awaited her.

The Deacon had passed a good part of the night in scheming and

contriving, and when he drank his self-made cup of muddy coffee at

seven o'clock next morning he had formed several plans that were to

be immediately frustrated, had he known it, by the exasperating and

suspicious nature of the ladies involved in them.

At eight he had left the house, started Bill Morrill at the store,

and was on the road in search of vengeance and a housekeeper. Old Mrs.

Atkins of Deerwander sniffed at the wages offered. Miss Peters, of Union

Falls, an aged spinster with weak lungs, had the impertinence to tell

him that she feared she couldn't stand the cold in his house; she had

heard he was very particular about the amount of wood that was burned.

A four-mile drive brought him to the village poetically named the Brick

Kiln, where he offered to Mrs. Peter Upham an advance of twenty-five

cents a week over and above the salary with which he had sought to tempt

Mrs. Atkins. Far from being impressed, Mrs. Uphill, being of a high

temper and candid turn of mind, told him she'd prefer to starve at home.

There was not another free woman within eight miles, and the Deacon was

chafing under t e mortification of being continually obliged to state

the reason for his needing a housekeeper. The only hope, it seemed, lay

in going to Saco and hiring a stranger, a plan not at all to his liking,

as it was sure to involve him in extra expense.

Muttering threats against the universe in general, he drove home by way

of Milliken's Mills, thinking of the unfed hens, the unmilked cow, the

unwashed dishes, the unchurned cream and above all of his unchastened

daughters; his rage increasing with every step until it was nearly at

the white heat of the night before.

A long stretch of hill brought the tired old mare to a slow walk, and

enabled the Deacon to see the Widow Tillman clipping the geraniums that

stood in tin cans on the shelf of her kitchen window.

Now, Foxwell Baxter had never been a village Lothario at any age, nor

frequented the society of such. Of late years, indeed, he had frequented

no society of any kind, so that he had missed, for instance, Abel

Day's description of the Widow Tillman as a “reg'lar syreen,” though he

vaguely remembered that some of the Baptist sisters had questioned the

authenticity of her conversion by their young and attractive minister.

She made a pleasant picture at the window; she was a free woman (a

little too free, the neighbors would have said; but the Deacon didn't

know that); she was a comparative newcomer to the village, and her

mind had not been poisoned with feminine gossip--in a word, she was a

distinctly hopeful subject, and, acting on a blind and sudden impulse,

he turned into the yard, 'dung the reins over the mare's neck, and

knocked at the back door.

“Her character 's no worse than mine by now if Aunt Abby Cole's on the

road,” he thought grimly, “an' if the Wilsons see my sleigh inside of

widder's fence, so much the better; it'll give 'em a jog.--Good morning

Mis' Tillman,” he said to the smiling lady. “I'll come to the p'int at

once. My youngest daughter has married Mark Wilson against my will, an'

gone away from town, an' the older one's chosen a husband still less to

my likin'. Do you want to come and housekeep for me?”

“I surmised something was going on,” re-turned Mrs. Tillman. “I saw

Patty and Mark drive away early this morning, with Mr. and Mrs. Wilson

wrapping the girl up and putting a hot soapstone in the sleigh, and

consid'able kissing and hugging thrown in.”

This knowledge added fuel to the flame that was burning fiercely in the

Deacon's breast. “Well, how about the housekeeping he asked, trying

not to show his eagerness, and not recognizing himself at all in the

enterprise in which he found himself indulging.

“I 'm very comfortable here,” the lady responded artfully, “and I don't

know 's I care to make any change, thank you. I didn't like the village

much at first, after living in larger places, but now I'm acquainted, it

kind of gains on me.”

Her reply was carefully framed, for her mind worked with great rapidity,

and she was mistress of the situation almost as soon as she saw the

Deacon alighting from his sleigh. He was not the sort of man to be

a casual caller, and his manner bespoke an urgent errand. She had a

pension of six dollars a month, but over and above that sum her living

was precarious. She made coats, and she had never known want, for she

was a master hand at dealing with the opposite sex. Deacon Baxter,

according to common report, had ten or fifteen thousand dollars stowed

away in the banks, so the situation would be as simple as possible under

ordinary circumstances; it was as easy to turn out one man's pockets as

all-other's when he was a normal human being; but Deacon Baxter was a

different proposition.

“I wonder how long he's likely to live,” she thought, glancing at him

covertly, out of the tail of her eye. “His evil temper must have driven

more than one nail in his coffin. I wonder, if I refuse to housekeep,

whether I 'll get--a better offer. I wonder if I could manage him if

I got him! I'd rather like to sit in the Baxter pew at the Orthodox

meeting-house after the way some of the Baptist sisters have snubbed me

since I come here.”

Not a vestige of these incendiary thoughts showed in her comely

countenance, and her soul might have been as white as the high-bibbed

apron that covered it, to judge by her genial smile.

“I'd make the wages fair,” urged the Deacon, looking round the clean

kitchen, with the break-fast-table sitting near the sunny window and the

odor of corned beef and cabbage issuing temptingly from a boiling pot on

the fire. “I hope she ain't a great meat-eater,” he thought, “but it's

too soon to cross that bridge yet a while.”

“I've no doubt of it,” said the widow, wondering if her voice rang true;

“but I've got a pension, and why should I leave this cosy little home?

Would I better myself any, that's the question? I'm kind of lonesome

here, that's the only reason I'd consider a move.”

“No need o' bein' lonesome down to the Falls,” said the Deacon. “And I'm

in an' out all day, between the barn an' the store.”

This, indeed, was not a pleasant prospect, but Jane Tillman had faced

worse ones in her time.

“I'm no hand at any work outside the house,” she observed, as if

reflecting. “I can truthfully say I'm a good cook, and have a great

faculty for making a little go a long ways.” (She considered this a

master-stroke, and in fact it was; for the Deacon's mouth absolutely

watered at this apparently unconscious comprehension of his

disposition.) “But I'm no hand at any chores in the barn or shed,” she

continued. “My first husband would never allow me to do that kind of

work.”

“Perhaps I could git a boy to help out; I've been kind o' thinkin' o'

that lately. What wages would you expect if I paid a boy for the rough

work?” asked the Deacon tremulously. “Well, to tell the truth, I don't

quite fancy the idea of taking wages. Judge Dickinson wants me to go to

Alfred and housekeep for him, and I'd named twelve dollars a month. It's

good pay, and I haven't said 'No'; but my rent is small here, I'm my own

mistress, and I don't feel like giving up my privileges.”

“Twelve dollars a month!” He had never thought of approaching that sum;

and he saw the heap of unwashed dishes growing day by day, and the cream

souring on the milk-pans. Suddenly an idea sprang full-born into the

Deacon's mind (Jed Morrill's “Old Driver” must have been close at

hand!). Would Jane Tillman marry him? No woman in the three villages

would be more obnoxious to his daughters; that in itself was a distinct

gain. She was a fine, robust figure of a woman in her early forties,

and he thought, after all, that the hollow-chested, spindle-shanked kind

were more ex-pensive to feed, on the whole, than their better-padded

sisters. He had never had any difficulty in managing wives, and thought

himself quite equal to one more bout, even at sixty-five, though he

had just the faintest suspicion that the high color on Mrs. Tillman's

prominent cheek-bones, the vigor shown in the coarse black hair and

handsome eyebrows, might make this task a little more difficult than his

previous ones. But this fear vanished almost as quickly as it appeared,

for he kept saying to himself: “A judge of the County Court wants her at

twelve dollars a month; hadn't I better bid high an' git settled?

“If you'd like to have a home o' your own 'thout payin' rent, you've

only got to say the word an' I'll make you Mis' Baxter,” said the

Deacon. “There'll be nobody to interfere with you, an' a handsome legacy

if I die first; for none o' my few savin's is goin' to my daughters, I

can promise you that!”

The Deacon threw out this tempting bait advisedly, for at this moment he

would have poured his hoard into the lap of any woman who would help him

to avenge his fancied wrongs.

This was information, indeed! The “few savings” alluded to amounted to

some thousands, Jane Tillman knew. Had she not better burn her ships

behind her, take the risks, and have faith in her own powers? She was

getting along in ears, and her charms of person were lessening with

every day that passed over her head. If the Deacon's queer ways grew

too queer, she thought an appeal to the doctor and the minister might

provide a way of escape and a neat little income to boot; so, on the

whole, the marriage, though much against her natural inclinations,

seemed to be providentially arranged.

The interview that succeeded, had it been reported verbatim, deserved

to be recorded in local history. Deacon Baxter had met in Jane Tillman a

foeman more than worthy of his steel. She was just as crafty as he, and

in generalship as much superior to him as Napoleon Bonaparte to Cephas

Cole. Her knowledge of and her experiences with men, all very humble, it

is true, but decidedly varied, enabled her to play on every weakness of

this particular one she had in hand, and at the same time skilfully to

avoided alarming him.

Heretofore, the women with whom the Deacon had come in contact had

timidly steered away from the rocks and reefs in his nature, and had

been too ignorant or too proud to look among them for certain softer

places that were likely to be there--since man is man, after all, even

when he is made on a very small pattern.

If Jane Tillman became Mrs. Baxter, she intended to get the whip hand

and keep it; but nothing was further from her intention than to make the

Deacon miserable if she could help it. That was not her disposition; and

so, when the deluded man left her house, he had made more concessions in

a single hour than in all the former years of his life.

His future spouse was to write out a little paper for his signature;

just a friendly little paper to be kept quite private and confidential

between themselves, stating that she was to do no work outside of the

house; that her pension was to be her own; that she was to have five

dollars in cash on the first of every month in lieu of wages; and that

in ease of his death occurring first she was to have a third of his

estate, and the whole of it if at the time of his decease he was still

pleased with his bargain. The only points in this contract that the

Deacon really understood were that he was paying only five dollars a

month for a housekeeper to whom a judge had offered twelve; that, as he

had expected to pay at least eight, he could get a boy for the remaining

three, and so be none the worse in pocket; also, that if he could keep

his daughters from getting his money, he didn't care a hang who had

it, as he hated the whole human race with entire impartiality. If Jane

Tillman didn't behave herself, he had pleasing visions of converting

most of his fortune into cash and having it dropped off the bridge

some dark night, when the doctor had given him up and proved to his

satisfaction that death would occur in the near future.

All this being harmoniously settled, the Deacon drove away, and caused

the announcement of his immediate marriage to be posted directly below

that of Waitstill and Ivory Boynton.

“Might as well have all the fat in the fire to once,” he chuckled.

“There won't be any house-work done in this part of the county for a

week to come. If we should have more snow, nobody'll have to do any

shovellin', for the women-folks'll keep all the paths in the village

trod down from door to door, travellin' round with the news.”

A “spite match,” the community in general called the Deacon's marriage;

and many a man, and many a woman, too, regarding the amazing publishing

notice in the frame up at the meeting-house, felt that in Jane Tillman

Deacon Baxter had met his Waterloo.

“She's plenty good enough for him,” said Aunt Abby Cole, “though I know

that's a terrible poor compliment. If she thinks she'll ever break into

s'ciety here at the Falls, she'll find herself mistaken! It's a mystery

to me why the poor deluded man ever done it; but ain't it wonderful the

ingenuity the Lord shows in punishin' sinners? I couldn't 'a' thought

out such a good comeuppance myself for Deacon Baxter, as marryin' Jane

Tillman! The thing that troubles me most, is thinkin' how tickled the

Baptists'll be to git her out o' their meetin' an' into ourn!”

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