"_A Loaf of Bread_--"
"MONKEY-NUTTO-BRAN"
Contains the whole of the husk.
"_A Flask of Wine_--"
A Wise Host
_PLUMES HIMSELF_
on his
CHÂTEAU VINAIGRETTE.
"_A Book of Verse_--"
"_PURPLE PIFFLE._"
By
PERCIVAL DRIVEL.
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"No submarines were sighted, but the vessel's commander steered a
tortoise course through the danger zone."--_Newfoundland Paper._
Far, far better than turning turtle.
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"Metra laughed and deposited herself bewitchingly among the cushions on
the davenport."--_London Magazine_.
Personally, we prefer a roll on the top of an American desk.
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"By Regulation 35B of the Defence of the Realm Regulations, it is an
offence for any person having found any bomb, or projectile, or any
fragment thereof, or any document, map, &c., which may have been
discharged, dropped, &c., from any hostile aircraft, to forthwith
communicate the fact to a Military Post or to a Police Constable in the
neighbourhood."--_Scotsman_.
Why this mistrust of Scottish policemen?
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