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The
Flag of the Adventurer
BY
SYDNEY C. GRIER
AUTHOR OF
‘THE WARDEN OF THE MARCHES,’ ‘THE STRONG HAND,’
ETC., ETC.
_WITH FRONTISPIECE BY A. PEARSE_
(_First in the Modern East series_)
“When glimmers down the riotous wind
The flag of the Adventurer”
William Blackwood and Sons
Edinburgh and London
1921
_ALL RIGHTS RESERVED_
CONTENTS.
I. MAJOR AND MRS AMBROSE
II. THE RIFT IN THE LUTE
III. COLONEL BAYARD’S BURDEN
IV. A LUCKLESS DAY
V. THE SEAL OF SOLOMON
VI. ENTER THE ADVENTURER
VII. THE OLD ORDER CHANGES
VIII. TOO CLEVER BY HALF
IX. DINNER AT THE GENERAL’S
X. A CONTEST OF WITS
XI. DEEDS, NOT WORDS
XII. AN ERROR OF JUDGMENT
XIII. A LAST EFFORT
XIV. OUT OF THE FRYING-PAN--
XV. --INTO THE FIRE
XVI. THE MORROW OF VICTORY
XVII. SUPPORTED ON BAYONETS
XVIII. PLUCK AND LUCK
XIX. THE SECOND ROUND
XX. IF SHE WILL, SHE WILL
XXI. WELL AND TRULY LAID
XXII. THE BELLE AND THE BAUBLE
XXIII. BRIAN TO THE RESCUE
XXIV. A SORE STRAIT
XXV. USE AND WONT
The Flag of the Adventurer.
CHAPTER I.
MAJOR AND MRS AMBROSE.
“/At/ last!” murmured Eveleen Ambrose with heartfelt relief, gaining
the unsteady deck by dint of a frantic clutch at her husband’s arm,
and cannoning helplessly against an unfortunate man who happened to be
standing near the head of the ladder. “Oh, I beg your pardon!” as he
staggered wildly and recovered himself, with a look of mortal offence
on his face; “I am so sorry--I----”
“Steady!” said her husband sharply, retrieving her from an
unintentional rush across the deck, and setting her up in a corner.
“What’s the matter with you--eh?”
“The matter?” Eveleen’s Irish mind was so unhappily constituted that
it saw humour where none was visible to others. She began to laugh
weakly. “The matter? Oh, nothing at all, of course!”
“Hysterics now, I suppose.” Richard Ambrose’s voice was rough.
“I am _never_ hysterical!” indignantly. “But after four days and
nights of being tossed about like a cork in that cabin down there,
till I know the feel of every inch of the floor and ceiling of it--and
hard enough they are, I can tell you!--mayn’t I have your gracious
leave to be just a little weeshy bit shaky?”
“Exaggeration is not wit,” he growled. “You have my free leave to feel
as you like, provided it don’t make you go about knocking people
down.”
Tears--never very far from laughter in Irish eyes--rose rebelliously,
and Eveleen turned quickly to gaze at the shore whose first appearance
she had hailed with so much joy. There was nothing particularly
attractive about the long line of mud-coloured coast backed by low
mud-coloured hills, beyond a wide--still horribly wide--waste of
tumbling waters; but it was land, blessed solid land! The man against
whom she had cannoned spoke suddenly--she had the instant idea that he
had been trying to make up his mind whether the circumstances
warranted his addressing her without an introduction.
“The fact is, ma’am, ladies have no business in these steamboats. The
cabin may have seemed uncommon incommodious to you, but in order that
you and your companions might enjoy it, four of the gentlemen on board
had no cabin at all.”
“Oh!” in dismay. “But ’twas not for you to tell me that!” she flashed
out at him.
“I had a reason, ma’am--to convince you that you should not be here.”
“And pray, sir, what other way would we poor females get to
Khemistan?”
“My point precisely, ma’am.” He spoke under difficulties, swaying to
and fro and holding fast to the rail. “Khemistan is no place for
European females--nor will be for years to come. But when charming
ladies take it into their pretty heads to go there, what is poor Hubby
to do? ‘My dear, believe me, I can’t take you with me.’ ‘Oh, but you
will, won’t you?’ ‘Quite impossible, my dear.’ ‘Ah, but you can do it
if you like, I know. And you must.’ And he does--naturally.”
Richard Ambrose chuckled disagreeably, and the colour rose in his
wife’s cheeks. “It’s a bachelor y’are, sir, by your own confession,”
she said sweetly to the stranger. “No married man would dare to draw
such a picture. The best I can wish you is that you may find how true
it is!” She meant to end with a little contemptuous curtsey, but the
moment she loosed her hold of the shawl over her head, the wind caught
it and hurled it full in the stranger’s face. This time he did lose
his footing, and went slipping and sliding across the deck till he was
brought up by the bulwarks.
“One for you, Crosse!” cried Richard Ambrose loudly, and holding his
wife with one hand, secured the loose end of shawl and tucked it in
with the other. “Can’t you look after your own fallals?” he demanded.
“It ain’t enough to make out that you wanted to come and I couldn’t do
without you--eh?”
“I did want to come,” persisted Eveleen stoutly. “And pray would you
have me tell people y’are bringing me here for a punishment because
you can’t find a keeper in Bombay to look after me?”
“Pray remember you are not a child,” he said--so coldly that she grew
red again, and moved as far from him as the necessity of submitting to
his protecting arm would allow. But it was difficult to maintain an
attitude of dignified displeasure in the circumstances.
“Why, we are anchoring already!” she cried in dismay a moment later.
Her husband smiled superior.
“Precisely, my dear. Now you will have an opportunity of experiencing
the full pleasure of landing at Bab-us-Sahel. It might be worse,
however, for the tide is fairly high.”
Privately Eveleen wondered how low water could possibly make the
landing worse, when the passengers and their luggage had been
transferred from the rolling steamer to an equally unsteady tug, and
thence into large open boats, in which the water seemed terribly
near--and actually was, as she discovered on finding the wet mounting
higher and higher up her skirts. They were to land at a pier, she
knew, which was comforting, but alas! there was another transhipment
before reaching it, this time into light canoes, since the boats drew
too much water to enter the creek in which it stood. Dazed, shaken,
and sea-sick, Eveleen had no pride left. With closed eyes, she leaned
her swimming head against her husband’s shoulder as they came into
smoother water, and told herself that this misery had lasted so long
she would not be surprised if the tide had gone out. What would they
do then? she speculated in a detached kind of way--change into some
other kind of craft, or paddle up and down and dodge the rollers until
the flow?
“There’s Bayard waiting to meet us!” said her husband sharply. She
opened one eye weakly, and discerned figures on the pier.
“‘The celebrated Colonel Bayard!’” she quoted in a dreamy whisper, and
shut it again.
“But not Mrs Bayard!” Richard was evidently injured.
“Perhaps--the sight of--this sea--makes her--ill. I would
not--wonder,” murmured Eveleen.
“Nonsense, my dear! Considering my friendship with Bayard, and the
kindness she professed towards you when she heard----”
“Her husband maybe teased her--to come--so she wouldn’t,” and even in
her misery Eveleen was conscious of triumph. It was something to have
reduced Richard to speechless indignation, were it but for a moment.
“Halloo, Ambrose! Glad to see you, my dear fellow!” The words sounded
startlingly near, and looking up quickly, she saw a small stoutish
dark-moustached officer hanging perilously on what looked like a
ladder just above them. As the canoe rocked this way and that with the
motion of the waves, he seemed to be performing the wildest acrobatic
feats, as though it were the pier and not the boat that rose and fell.
She closed her eyes again hopelessly.
“Your poor wife overcome by all this landing business? I don’t wonder.
Lift her up, man. Now, ma’am, give me your hand, and we’ll have you on
firm ground in no time.”
The deep commanding voice mastered even her helpless lassitude, and
she looked up into the kindest eyes she had ever seen. Her hand was
seized in a strong clasp, and somehow--between Richard and Colonel
Bayard--she was hoisted up the ladder before she had time to notice
with horror how very rickety it was.
“‘Firm ground!’” she said reproachfully when she reached the top, for
the pier seemed to be swaying every way at once, and between its
sun-warped timbers the water was disconcertingly visible.
“In a moment, in a moment!” said Colonel Bayard soothingly, as though
speaking to a child. “I brought my wife’s palanquin for you, but I had
not realised how bad the landing would be. Would you prefer to wait
here while I have it fetched?”
“Indeed I would not--not here!” said Eveleen with a shudder, and
supported by the two men, she stumbled uncertainly along the pier.
“I trust Mrs Bayard ain’t ill?” said Richard.
“You could answer that better than I, my good fellow, for you must
have passed her on your way up from Bombay. I had to send her down by
the next steamer after you had started. So end my hopes of making a
home up here. Heigh-ho!”
He gave a great sigh, and Eveleen looked up at him sympathetically.
Not noticing that they had come to the end of the pier, she stumbled
wildly in the loose sand, and fell. The Resident had her up again in a
moment.
“My dear lady, forgive me!” he cried, in deep contrition. “I fear
Khemistan is giving you a sorry welcome.”
“Ah, but think how I’ll be adoring the place when I fall on my knees
at the first sight of it!” she said, laughing feebly, while her
husband--in awful silence--did his best to brush the wet sand from her
gown.
“That’s the spirit!” said Colonel Bayard approvingly. “Mrs Ambrose is
cut out for the frontier, Richard. Now, ma’am!”
He was handing her into the waiting _palki_, while she looked
longingly at the ponies waiting for the two men. If only there were
one for her! But Colonel Bayard would probably be scandalised, and
Richard certainly would, if she proposed to ride through the town on a
man’s saddle, with a stirrup thrown over to serve as pommel.
“The many times I’ve done it at home!” she lamented to herself. “And
sure this place might be in Ireland, only that it’s brown instead of
green.”
But she settled herself meekly on the cushions, and closed her eyes,
that the swaying of the _palki_ might not recall too vividly the
motion of the steamer. She was not losing much, she told herself, for
the inhabitants of Bab-us-Sahel appeared to live either in mud-heaps
or within high mud walls, both windowless, and there was not a tree to
be seen. She must have gone to sleep before very long, for she woke
with a start when the reed blind was drawn aside, and Colonel Bayard’s
face appeared in the doorway--a sepoy guard standing to attention
behind him.
“Welcome to Government House, Mrs Ambrose! Let me say as the Spaniards
do, ‘This house is yours, ma’am.’ Turn it upside down if you like, and
do me the favour of chivying the servants as much as you please. My
wife always declares I spoil ’em when she ain’t with me.”
“Ah, but tell me now--will you let me ride your horses?” demanded
Eveleen, pausing as he helped her out. The mud-built town was below
them now, for they were at the top of a long slope. An immensely wide
road with ostentatiously white houses on either side, so rigidly
spaced that they looked like tents in a camp, led down to a muddy
swamp, and by a causeway across it to the mud-heap which was
Bab-us-Sahel. Some attempt had been made by most of the householders
to enclose their domains with a hedge, but the only available plant
seemed to be a weak and straggly kind of cactus, which left more gaps
than it filled. Government House was mud-built and white-washed like
the rest, long and narrow and surrounded by verandahs, and boasted an
imposing flagstaff in front, together with a circular enclosure,
intended as a flower-bed, in which grew a few debilitated shrubs.
Glaring sunshine and shadeless sand were the salient features of the
scene from which Eveleen withdrew her eyes as she looked up at her
host.
“With all my heart, if I had any,” he responded genially. “But I’ll
confess I am a precious lazy fellow when there’s no hunting in
question. Bring me _khubber_ of a tiger, and I’ll ride all day and all
night to get at him, but here----! My dear ma’am, this respectable
elderly gentleman”--he indicated the pony from which he had just
dismounted--“represents my whole stable, and you can see by his figure
that he don’t get much to do.”
“And such a galloping country!” Deep commiseration was in Eveleen’s
tone as she looked down the other side of the rise to the bare rolling
sandy plain. “I’ll have to wait till my own horses are landed, then,
before challenging you to a race.”
“Mrs Ambrose is going to wake us all up, I see, Richard!” Colonel
Bayard beamed as he handed her into the house. He had to perfection
the gift of doing little things greatly, and Queen Victoria herself
could not have been ushered in with more _empressement_. “Now if
anything is not as you like it, ma’am, command me and all I have, I
beg of you. You won’t feel bound to show yourself at table if you
ain’t equal to it? Ambrose and I will devour our grub in solitude,
like a pair of uncivilised bachelors again.”
“As if I’d allow that! Sure I’ll be there!” and Eveleen nodded
brightly as she disappeared under the curtain that hung before the
doorway of her room. Her mercurial spirits were recovering fast from
the gloom of the voyage. Everything was interesting, and therefore
cheerful--the new country, the unfamiliar house, this dear chivalrous
Colonel Bayard. What a shame it was that his wife had let herself be
sent away! “Sure I’d have stuck to him with teeth and claws!” she said
to herself, and broke into her ready laughter at the thought of the
inconvenience of such a devotion to its object.
Several hours of healthy slumber left Eveleen almost restored to her
usual self, though still a little languid and pale. Her luggage had
arrived while she slept, and also her ayah, who was much less welcome.
Ketty was an elderly Goanese woman of vast experience and monumental
propriety, and Eveleen suspected that Richard Ambrose had chosen her
out to keep his erratic wife in order. Her last mistress had been the
lady of a Member of Council, and what Ketty did not know of the
manners and customs proper to ladies in high places was not worth
knowing. Mutely, but firmly, she indicated on all occasions what ought
to be worn, and also the appropriate style of hair-dressing, quite
regardless of the wishes of her Madam Sahib--the very word showed in
what high society she had moved, for in all but very lofty households
the English lady was still alluded to as the Beebee. But to-day
Eveleen’s reviving spirits led her to trample ruthlessly on Ketty. The
ayah had laid out a white gown, and it was summarily rejected. Eveleen
had all the Irishwoman’s love of easy old clothes, and in the open
trunk she caught sight of a beloved garment that had once been a
rather bright blue, but was now faded to a soft dull shade, the
proximity of which only a milky skin and Irish blue eyes could endure
with impunity. That dress she would wear and no other.
“A stiff starchy thing like that white brilliant!” she was talking to
herself again, as she often did, since Ketty’s lack of response tried
her sorely after the companionable garrulity of Irish servants. “No,
I’ll be comfortable to-night--haven’t I earned it? Sure I’d be a
regular ghost in white, and why would I want to haunt poor Colonel
Bayard’s house before I’m dead?” Then severely, “Ayah, I said the
blue. So that’s done!” triumphantly. “And now what to wear with it? I
know what I’d like,” turning over the trinkets which Ketty, with an
aloof and reserved air--as of one who refused all responsibility for
such doings--laid before her, “and that’s you, you beauty. Isn’t it a
real match for my eyes y’are, as Uncle Tom said when he gave you to
me?” She took up a disc of flawed turquoise, some two inches across,
set in silver and hanging from a steel chain, and looked at it
affectionately, but put it down again. “No, Ambrose would have too
much to say about my childish taste for ‘something large and smooth
and round,’ and why would I provoke him when I needn’t? So we’ll be
quite proper and suitable, and wear his bracelet with his hair and his
portrait in it. Ah, my dear, what has happened you that you’d be so
changed since you gave me that?” This was added in a painful whisper,
but in a moment Eveleen had brushed the tears hastily from her eyes
and turned to the door, accepting impatiently the handkerchief with
which Ketty hurried after her.
Colonel Bayard was the prince of hosts. He told Eveleen that were he
only a younger man, he would have a dozen duels on his hands the next
morning for depriving the rest of the European community, if only for
one day, of the honour of meeting her at supper--and all owing to his
thinking she might be fatigued, which he saw now was quite
unnecessary. Perhaps the voyage had been better than he feared. It
could have been worse, she assured him, and described its horrors
dramatically for his amusement and sympathy.
“And there was a cross officer--oh, and his name _was_ Crosse!” she
laughed delightedly--“said that ladies had no business on board ship.
There’s a nasty wretch for you!”
“Poor Crosse was uncommonly riled--had no cabin all the voyage,”
explained her husband. “But he got precious little compassion from Mrs
Ambrose.”
“And he deserved none--did he, ma’am?” said Colonel Bayard heartily.
“Now I know why Crosse chose to go on at once and catch the steamer
starting for Qadirabad to-morrow evening. He was afraid he’d be hooted
out of decent society if it was known he had said such an atrocious
thing. But talking of steamers, Mrs Ambrose, don’t use up all your
adjectives too soon, or you’ll have none left for the river craft, and
the Bombay boats are palaces to ’em!” Precise people still talked
about “steamboats” in the early ’forties, but the word steamer had
established itself in familiar use, and Eveleen took it up promptly.
“But what I want to know is, why wouldn’t you have better steamers, if
that’s your only way of getting about?” she demanded. “And tell me,
why wouldn’t you have a better landing-place here?”
“Why should we?” Colonel Bayard bristled up unaccountably. “The place
ain’t ours.”
“But sure it’s as good as ours!”
“Not a bit of it. It’s entirely our own fault that we are here, and if
we set to work to improve the place, the people to whom it belongs
would suspect us of wanting to land more troops and take possession of
it--most naturally, in my opinion. Therefore I won’t have it touched.
It’s the same with the steamers. The people here don’t want ’em--don’t
share our craze for getting about quickly--and the landowners swear
the wash damages the river banks.”
“That old codger Gul Ali Khan making bobbery about his _shikargah_
again?” asked Richard Ambrose sympathetically, and thereafter the talk
became local and technical in the extreme, while Eveleen listened
fascinated. This was what she loved--and her husband would never talk
to her about his work, and was chary of affording information even
when she asked for it. Now he forgot her intrusive presence, and
talked simply and naturally, while she sat with her head a little on
one side and drank in admiringly what he said.
Presently they were speaking of public affairs, and of the
Governor-General’s tardy permission to the punitive expedition against
Ethiopia to take--at its commander’s pleasure and on his
responsibility--a return route which might serve to bring home the
abiding nature of British power to a people hugging delicious memories
of a disaster which had shaken the white man’s prestige throughout
Asia.
“They were saying at Bombay that Lord Maryport consulted old Lennox
before he consented--or at any rate that Lennox had given him the
advice,” said Richard.
“Much more likely!” said Colonel Bayard quickly. “Well, he will always
have that to his credit, at any rate--that we were not left to be the
laughing-stock of the East. Oh, I have nothing against the old fellow,
provided he stays down where he is, and don’t come meddling up here.”
“But don’t you like Sir Harry Lennox, Colonel Bayard?” asked
Eveleen--her tone suggesting that she did.
“Don’t I say I have nothing against him, my dear lady? But there’s no
earthly reason for the Bombay C.-in-C. to come poking about in
Khemistan. It ain’t his to poke about in, for one thing.”
“That little difficulty wouldn’t stop him,” said Ambrose drily. “You
should hear the Bombay people talk. He’s fluttering their dovecots for
’em, and no mistake.”
“Oh, well, we all know there are plenty of dark corners that want
sweeping out, and he’s welcome to do it. Did you get a sight of him
when you were down there?”
“He happened to be in the town, so I went to pay my respects. The
queerest old ruffian you ever saw--black as a nigger, with a beak like
any old Jew in the bazar, and whiskers streaming every way at once.”
“It’s to hide the scar he got at Busaco he wears them long,” broke in
Eveleen indignantly. “He has been severely wounded seven times--it’s
covered with scars he is entirely.”
“And would feel himself amply repaid if he knew Mrs Ambrose kept count
of ’em, I’ll be bound,” said Colonel Bayard gallantly. “Is the old
General a friend of yours, ma’am?”
“He is, indeed. At least, I met him when I was at Mahabuleshwar, and
he was very kind. He might have been an Irishman.”
“Really? Well, they say that, thanks to being born in Ireland, he has
all the Irish vices without a drop of Irish blood in his veins.”
“Mrs Ambrose is Irish--you may not be aware----” broke in Major
Ambrose hastily.
“My dear lady, forgive me!” Colonel Bayard’s gesture of contrition
would have disarmed a heart of stone. “What have I said--anything to
wound----?”
“Not a bit of it!” Eveleen flashed back at him. “We are not wild
Irish, don’t you know--the tame kind. We were always taught to behave
nicely and try to be English.”
“Mrs Ambrose would jest on her deathbed, I believe,” said her husband,
rather uncomfortably.
“_Absit omen!_” Colonel Bayard looked quickly at Eveleen to see
whether the words had hurt her, but she smiled back with twinkling
eyes.
“Now you see what Ambrose is in private life--always talking about
deathbeds and the poorhouse and cheerful things of that sort. There!
I’ve forgotten again. The poorhouse is a solemn subject, and not to be
mentioned in the same breath with a joke.”
She glanced with mock apology at her husband, but there was a touch of
defiance in the tone, and Colonel Bayard hastened to smooth matters
over. “Well, ma’am, I have forgot what it was I said--though I’m sure
you remember it--but you’ll oblige me by considering it unsaid. I’ll
swear Sir Harry Lennox is the greatest hero since Achilles if that
will please you--provided he keeps away from Khemistan.”
“Ah, but why?” with poignant reproach. “If he comes, he’ll be bringing
Brian with him--my brother.”
“My dear, what nonsense are you talking?” interjected her husband. She
drew back a little.
“It was nonsense, of course. Why would he come at all? But if he did
come--why, Sir Harry loves his Irishmen, as everybody knows.”
“Still I hope he won’t bring ’em here. We want no more British troops
in Khemistan, Mrs Ambrose. When we came here three years ago it was
doing one injustice in order to do another. We wanted to use Khemistan
as a stepping-stone to get at Ethiopia, and when we had done it we
refused to go away. We forced a treaty upon the Khans, and we kept
this place. Do you wonder that the sight of more redcoats would
convince ’em that we meant to take the whole country?”
“I’m crushed! I’m crushed!” she held up her hands suppliantly. “But
please, _I_ don’t want to take the whole country--nor any of it,
except perhaps a paddock big enough to put up some jumps in.”
“How can you be so childish, my dear?” demanded her husband
impatiently, but Colonel Bayard bent his head with a deferential
gesture.
“No, my dear Ambrose, I am justly rebuked. As Mrs Ambrose sees, I am
liable to grow improperly warm on this subject. But she will pardon me
when she learns the nature of my charge here. I stand as guardian,
ma’am, to the entire ruling family, and I swear I love ’em as if they
were my own children.”
“The whole lot of ’em--from frowsy old Gul Ali down to little fat
Hafiz-Ullah,” assented Richard.
“Your husband may laugh at me, ma’am, but I swear he values the
friendship of my dear Khans as much as I do.”
“Do I? Well, you know my opinion,” said Ambrose dispassionately. “Good
sportsmen, most of ’em, but precious tough customers.”
“Only where they have been wrongly handled----” and off the two men
went again into a discussion of the character, public and private, of
the Khans of Khemistan. The house seemed to present a bewildering
complexity of uncles and brothers and nephews, but Eveleen gathered
that Gul Ali Khan, the eldest brother--or uncle?--was the acknowledged
head of a confederacy of rulers, though the position would not
necessarily descend to his children, but to the eldest male member of
the family who happened to be alive at his death. The arrangement
seemed to have its temptations for enterprising young Khans not
overburdened with scruples, and Colonel Bayard was persuaded that on
Gul Ali’s death there would be a tussle for the chiefship between his
brother, Shahbaz Khan, and his son, Karimdâd. But when he had reached
this interesting point, he suddenly awoke again to Eveleen’s presence.
“My dear Mrs Ambrose, you must be bored to death! Pardon me.”
“I love listening to it,” she assured him truthfully, but she rose and
collected handkerchief and fan. If only he would disregard her
presence as completely as he did that of the silent statuesque
servants behind the chairs, how much she might learn of this new life
to which she had come! There was a touch of reproach in her manner as
she passed him, and he saw it. Mrs Ambrose interested him. What could
be the reason of the evident coolness between her and her husband? he
asked himself, as he looked after the graceful figure with its pale
draperies, and the crown of dark hair, insecurely fastened, as it
appeared, with a high Spanish comb.
“What can it be?” he wondered as he returned slowly to his place,
remembering the obvious wrath and disquiet with which Richard Ambrose
had asked for leave to Bombay on urgent private affairs, and the
embarrassment with which he had requested permission to bring his wife
back with him if necessary. “Quite a suitable age for Ambrose--I was
afraid he might have got caught by a schoolgirl; and must have been
uncommonly pretty a few years ago--is so now, indeed. Most elegant
woman, and very agreeable--really charming manners--and fond of
him----”
It had all passed through his mind while he turned from the door and
the servants were withdrawing noiselessly, and in his impulsive way he
stopped and laid his hand on Ambrose’s shoulder.
“You and I are old friends, my boy--let me say one word. I don’t know
what tales you may have heard when you rushed off to Bombay, but
believe me, they were lies. Your wife is a good woman--if ever I have
met one--and she adores you.”
Ambrose laughed, not very pleasantly. “You are agitating yourself
unnecessarily,” with some stiffness. “I am quite aware my wife adores
me--worse luck! I mean she makes me a laughing-stock in company,” he
added hastily.
“Many a man would give a good deal to be made a laughing-stock in that
way,” a little sternly. “But why, then----?”
“Money, my good sir--nothing but money! She was ruining me. I swear to
you, I should have been broke in another year of it.”
“The ladies must always be buying pretty clothes, bless ’em! And a
fine creature like that----! But if you explained----”
“It was not clothes,” resentfully. “The difficulty with Mrs Ambrose is
to induce her to wear clothes suited to her position. But what do you
say to her paying the debts of the young scamp of a brother she
mentioned, who is playing the fool with the best in an Irish
regiment?”
“That I should have a word to say to the brother before visiting his
sins on the sister.”
“I should like you to try it, and see how much Mrs Ambrose would allow
you to say! And what do you think of her rebuilding the stables of the
bungalow--a hired bungalow, mind you--I took for her? and saying that
in Ireland they kept the horses warm and dry, however poorly they
themselves were lodged?”
“An amiable weakness, surely?”
“Mere childishness, believe me. She has no more idea of the value of
money than an infant in arms! When it’s there she spends it, and when
it ain’t she writes chits! She would buy anything--a mangy starved
pony, and vow it was an Arab, if you please!”
“And it was a common bazar tat?”
“Well,” reluctantly, “now that the beast’s bones ain’t coming through
its skin, there’s a look of blood about it, I admit. But----”
“Trust an Irishwoman’s eye for a horse! But seriously, my dear fellow,
to what better use can you put your money than allow your goodwife to
make herself happy by spending it? I know if mine would do me the
honour----”
“Ah, it’s the other way with you, I know. But for Mrs Bayard’s
prudence, you would leave Khemistan a poorer man than you entered it.”
“She would tell you it will be so in any case,” said Colonel Bayard
ruefully.