THE PLUTOCRAT AND THE PAUPER

"For Christ's sake, Cap, give me the price of a sandwich!"

I stopped and surveyed the speaker, not because the

request was unusual, but because the applicant for aid had

not acquired the beggar's whine. He was a large, powerful

man, evidently a mechanic, for every trade leaves its

peculiar stamp upon its followers.

"Why should I give you a dime? You are far more able to

work than I. A man with half your strength should be

ashamed to beg."

"Work?" he retorted bitterly. "Give me a job--at anything--

and see if I do not prove myself a man."

"But I have nothing for you to do."

"A dozen men have told me that to-day . You sneer at me

because I do not earn the bread I eat, yet decline to give

me an opportunity to do so."

I steered him against a lunch counter and watched him

chisel desolation into a silver dollar, then listened to his

story--one that I had heard a hundred times within the year.

Thrown out of employment by the business depression, he

had tramped in search of work until he found himself

penniless, starving in the streets of a strange city. He

handed me a letter, dated St. Louis, written by his wife.

Some of the words were misspelled and the bad

chirography was blotted as if by falling tears, but it breathed

the spirit of a Roman matron, of a Spartan mother. Both

the children were ill. She had obtained a little sewing and

provided food and some medicine, but two months' rent

was due and the landlord would turn them out unless it was

promptly paid. She would do the best she could, and knew

that her husband would do the same. Then through the

blinding tears came a flash of nether fire. Transformed into

respectable English it read:

"Were I a man I would not tramp from city to city begging

employment only to be refused. Were I a man I would not

see my babies starve while people are piling up millions of

money which they can never need. In this country there

should be an opportunity for every man to make a living.

Were I a man I would make an effort to release myself and

my unhappy fellows from this brutal industrial bondage, this

chronic pauperism--if it cost my life. I have two sons,

whom God knows I do dearly love; but I would consecrate

them to the holy cause of human liberty if I knew they

would perish on the scaffold. I would rather see them die

like dogs than live like slaves."

He sat a long time silent after returning the letter to his

pocket, then said as though speaking to himself:

"I wonder if the rich people ever pause to reflect that

there's a million brawny men in my condition to-night--a

million men who only lack a leader? I wonder if they

think we'll stand this kind o' thing forever? Don't talk

to me about patriotism," he interrupted, fiercely. "No man

can be a patriot on an empty stomach! Why should I care

for the preservation of a government of, for and by the

plutocrat? Let it go to the devil across lots! D--n a flag

beneath which a competent and industrious mechanic

cannot make a living. Anarchy? Is anarchy worse than

starvation? When conditions become such that a

workingman is half the time an ill-fed serf, and the other

half a wretched vagabond, he's ready for a change of any

kind--by any means. I am supposed to be entitled to 'Life,

Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.' I have Liberty--to

starve--and I can pursue Happiness--or rainbows--to my

heart's content. There's absolutely no law prohibiting my

using the horns of the moon for a hatrack if I feel so

disposed!"

. . .

The optimists who are depending upon the "conservatism"

of the American people to maintain intact our political and

industrial systems; who proclaim that the present too

apparent spirit of unrest is but the ephemeral effect of a few

professional agitators, are of the same myopic brood as

those French aristocrats who declared that all was well until

the crust over the tartarean fires--steadily eaten away from

beneath, steadily hammered upon from above--gave way

with a crash like the crack of doom and that fair land was

transformed as if by infernal magic into a high-flaming

vortex of chaos, engulfing all forms and formulas,

threatening the civilization of a world.

"After us the deluge!" cried those court parasites, who, with

more understanding than their fellows, read aright the

mene, mene, tekel upharsin traced upon the walls of

royalty. But the deluge waited not upon their convenience.

Like another avatar of Death gendered by Pride in the

womb of Sin, it burst forth to appall the world. But the

American multi-millionaires mock at the "deluge"--can in

nowise understand how it were possible for the thin crust

that holds in thrall the fierce Gehenna fires to give 'way

beneath THEIR feet, dance they upon it never so hard.

The American nation is trembling on the verge of an

industrial revolution--a revolution that is inevitable; that will

come peaceably if it can, forcibly if it must. So ripe are the

American workingmen for revolt against the existing order

of things; so galled are they by the heavy yoke laid upon

them; so desperate have they become that it but needs a

strong man to organize and lead them, and our present

industrial system--perhaps our political, also--would crumble

like an eggshell in the grip of an angry Titan.

Nor is the dissatisfaction confined to the industrial class, the

farmer, that Atlas upon whose broad shoulders the great

world rests, is in full sympathy with every attack made upon

the Cormorant by the Commune. While not ready for a

revolution by force, he would not take up arms in defense

of the prescriptive rights of the plutocrat from the assaults

of the proletariat. Yet the American press proclaims that all

is well! The "able editor" looks into his leather spectacles--

free trade or high tariff brand--and with owl-like gravity

announces that if the import tax on putty be increased

somewhat, or fiddle-strings be placed on the free list, the

American mechanic will have money to throw at the birds--

that mortgages and mendicancy will pass like a hideous

nightmare, and the farmer gayly bestride his sulky plow

attired like unto Solomon in all his glory.

. . .

What is wrong? In God's name, what is right? Here we

have the most fertile land upon the globe, the best

supplied with all things necessary to a prosperous

people. Our resources are not half developed; there is no

dearth of capital; our working people are the most

intelligent, energetic and capable upon which the sun ever

shone.

Man for man the world never contained their equal. Their

productive capability is the marvel even of this age of

industrial miracles. And yet, with every nerve strained to its

utmost tension; toiling, saving--at very death-grips with

destiny--they are sinking year by year deeper into the

Slough of Despond--into that most frightful of all Gehennas,

the hell of want!

Nor is this all. While those who toil are but fighting a losing

battle wearing out hand and heart and brain for a crust that

becomes ever scantier, ever more bitter--there are

thousands and tens of thousands who cannot even obtain

the poor privilege of tramping in this brutal treadmill, but

must stand with folded arms and starve, else beg or steal.

All this might be borne--would be endured with heroic

fortitude--if such were the lot of all; but while the opportunity

to wear out one's strength for a bare existence is becoming

ever more a privilege to be grateful for, we are making

millionaires by the hundreds. While the many battle

desperately for life, the few are piling up fortunes beside

which the famed wealth of ancient Lydia's kings were but a

beggar's patrimony. The employer is becoming ever more

an autocrat, the employee ever more dependent upon his

good pleasure for the poor privilege of existing upon the

earth.

. . .

To say that the "conservatism" of the American

workingman will cause him to patiently endure all this is to

brand him a spiritless slave, deserving not only slavery, but

the shackles and the knout. He will not endure it much

longer, and when his patience reaches its utmost limit--

when he tires of filling his belly with the East wind supplied

him in such plentitude by aspiring politicians and "able

editors," look ye to see something break.

. . .

The problems for our statesmen to solve are, First, how to

insure to every person able and willing to work an

opportunity to earn an honest livelihood; Second, to effect a

more suitable distribution of the wealth created among the

factors engaged in its production. All other problems now

engaging the attention of publicists sink into insignificance

beside these. They are to practical statecraft what the

immortality of the soul is to theology. They must be solved;

at least, some progress must be made in that direction or

force will ere long attempt it. The trouble with such

convulsions is that they invariably produce temporary evil,

but do not always compensate it with permanent good.

They are a kind of social mania a potu, racking the whole

organism, debilitating it--good chiefly as frightful examples

of what evil customs lead to.

To diagnose the disease and prescribe a remedy were no

easy task. There is infinitely more the matter than a

maladjustment of the tariff, inflated railway stocks or a

dearth of white dollars. It is a most difficult, a wonderfully

intricate problem--one entirely without precedent. The rapid

development of America; the still more remarkable

advancement in the science of mechanics, conjoined to a

political organism not yet fully developed, but half

understood, yet marking an epoch in man's social progress;

commercial customs of by-gone days surviving in the midst

of much that is new--really when you come to think of it you

may well wonder that we have got thus far without more

than one great convulsion! Clearly it is no place for

catholicons.

That a comparatively small class of men are absorbing the

wealth of the country as fast as it is produced, leasing to

those who create it scarce a bare subsistence, is patent to

all; that the vast body of the people, clothed with political

power and imbued with the spirit of "equality," will not

permit such conditions to long continue, any thoughtful man

will concede. Even in European countries, where the

working people have come to regard privileged classes as a

matter of course, there are mutterings of a coming storm

that will only gather fresh terrors by delay. In Europe the

change will probably be wrought by revolution; in America it

may be achieved by peaceful evolution if the moneyed

aristocracy does not, with its checks and repressions--with

its corrupted judiciary, purchased legislators and

obsequious press--drive a people, already sorely vexed, to

unreasoning madness.

. . .

What shall we do? We must avoid the two extremes--that

of the radical reformer and the apostle of laissez faire.

We will find a middle course safest and best--will need to

proceed with caution, but by no means with cowardice.

The politico-economic school that would at once change the

existing order of things with as much sang-froid as a

miller substitutes steam for water-power forgets that society

is not a machine; that it was not made to order like a

newspaper editorial, and that to attempt by a radical

process to make it other than what it is--to change its

genius arbitrarily--were as fatuous as trying to transform a

wolf into a watchdog by a chemical process or surgical

operation. But while the radical "reformer"--the man who

would ignore the lessons of history and launch boldly out

upon the tempestuous sea of experimentalism--is one

dangerous extreme, we must remember that it is not the

only one. In avoiding Scylla we must not forget

Charybdis. If we are to look ever to the past, to make no

experiments, to become the bondslaves of precedent, then

progress is at an end and society must petrify, retrograde

or consume itself in fierce fire whirlwinds.

When the American people emancipate themselves from

party-slavery--than which there is none more debasing;

when they cease to fight the battles of ambitious place-

hunters and begin in true earnest to fight their own, then,

and not till then, will the faults of our social organism be

rapidly reduced to the minimum. When the common people

of this country decline to be divided into two or more hostile

camps by "issues" carefully concocted by political

harlequins, then will the combined wisdom, purified of

partisan prejudice, evolve the best possible national polity.

How many of the hard-working people of this nation who

are now assiduously assailing or defending the dogma of

protection or free trade or any other of the many "issues"

evolved from time to time by professional politicians as a

kind of Pegasus upon which they fondly hope to ride into

power--ever carefully considered the question in all its

bearings; studied it from a national, sectional or even

individual standpoint. Questions upon which Adam Smith

and Auguste Compte, Jefferson and Hamilton disagreed,

are settled by the dicta of a partisan convention--composed

chiefly of political hacks and irresponsible hoodlums--with

less trouble than a colored wench selects a calico gown.

The American people, as P. T. Barnum long ago pointed

out, have a weakness for humbugs. They are the natural

prey of the charlatan, and in nothing more so than in

matters political. Despite their boasted intelligence, they

will follow with a trust that partakes of the pathetic the

mountebank who can perform the most sleight-of-hand

tricks, the demagogue who can make the most noise. They

think, but are too busy or indifferent to think deeply, to

reason closely. They "jump at conclusions," assert their

correctness stubbornly and prove the courage of their

convictions by their ballots. They demonstrate their

"independence" by choosing their political fetich, their

confidence in the infallibility of their judgment by worshiping

it blindly. Herein lies the chief danger--danger that the

American workingman will follow this or that ignus fatuus,

hoping thereby to find a shorter northwest passage to

impossible spice islands, until poverty has degraded him

from a self-respecting sovereign into a volcanic sans

culotte; until he loses hope of bettering his condition by

whereases, resolutions, trades-unions, acts of Congress,

etc., and, like another blind and desperate Samson, lays his

brawny hands upon the pillars of the temple and pulls it

down about his ears.

* * *

THE WOMAN THOU GAVEST ME.

Now that the clarion voice of the reformer is heard in the

land, demanding for woman all the rights and privileges

enjoyed by the sterner sex, perhaps it would be well to ask

the fair client to come into court and establish that "natural

equality" so vigorously claimed for her, as well as the fact, if

fact it be, that she is being "wronged" and "cruelly

oppressed" by the tyrant man.

Is it possible that the dear creature has, for some

thousands of years, been robbed of her birthright and

relegated to an inferior position in matters mundane simply

because her biceps are not so large as those of her

big brother, and she has no warlike whiskers?

As her attorneys in the suit to try title to this world's

wardship clamor for truth without trimmings, and rest their

case upon "principles of justice" untainted by prescription

or praemunire, suppose we grant their prayer and

proceed to the consideration of their cause unhandicapped

by chivalric sentiment.

That the greater intelligence should control the lesser must

be conceded. To deny it would be to deny man's right to

the life and labor of inferior animals, to question God's

authority to govern man or beast. If the experience of

several thousand years may be admitted in evidence the

subserviency of the minor to the major intelligence is an

immutable law of nature. Only equal minds can be

accorded equal authority without doing violence to this law.

Is woman man's intellectual peer, entitled to share equally

with him the wardship of this world? The simple fact that

for thousands of years man has been able to hold her in

that "state of subjection" of which her attorneys so bitterly

complain, is sufficient answer to this question,--is proof

positive that he is as much her superior mentally as

physically. This sounds unchivalrous, but she will please

remember that her attorneys insist that this cause be tried

solely upon its merits. Brute force does not rule the world.

If it did the lion or the elephant would be creation's lord,

and the Ethiop and the red Indian drive the Caucasian into

the waste places of the earth or reduce him to slavery.

Knowledge is power; brain not brawn is master throughout

the world. Had all Eve's fair daughters been blessed with

more than masculine strength their position would have

been practically the same. They would have sung lullabies

to the little ones, adorned themselves, and dreamed of

love and love's conquests while their brothers founded

empires, subdued the forces of nature and measured the

stars.

And both sexes would have been well content, as they

have ever been, despite the protests of self-constituted

"reformers" of the order established by the Infinite. Man is

creation's lord de facto and de jure. The immutable

laws of nature make his sovereignty both a privilege and a

duty. The voice of prophecy proclaims him king; he wears

his crown by Divine ordination and right of conquest.

Woman was created to be "an help-meet unto man," not

his co-ruler. It matters not whether Genesis be fact or

fiction; that such was her destiny she has proven by

fulfilling it.

Whatever "rights and privileges" she enjoys must be man's

free gift. Man asserts his position; woman can but ask to

share the fruits of his victories. These he can divide with

her; but he could not if he would, share with her his

sovereignty, his power, because he cannot endow her with

his judgment, his mental vigor, his courage and enterprise.

Whether he wills it or not, man must perforce remain the

master of the world, God's sole viceregent on this earth.

In very few civilized countries does man manifest much

opposition to the enfranchisement of woman. Many favor it

heartily, and those who object do so chiefly on the ground

that woman does not want it. Let a majority of the women

in any state of the American Union ask enfranchisement

and it will be accorded them. Let them unite in demanding

any particular legislation and it will be enacted. Let them

ask any possible thing whatsoever of their husbands and

brothers and it will not be denied them.

Woman does not demand the ballot, because her interest

centers in her home rather than her country; because she

shrinks from responsibility; because she knows that

she may safely trust her destiny to those who would die for

her.

Paradoxical as it may appear, woman is at once the subject

and the sovereign of man, his inferior and superior,

mentally and physically. His inferior in strength she is his

superior in beauty. Woman is the paragon of physical

perfection. It is small wonder that the simple people of

bygone days believed that gods and angels became

enamored of the daughters of men and left heaven to bask

in their sunny smiles. The mental differences of the sexes

correlate with the physical. Woman's mind is not so

comprehensive, her intellect not so strong as that of man,

but it is of finer texture. What it lacks in vigor it gains in

subtility. If the mind of man is a Corliss engine, throbbing

with resistless strength and energy, that of woman is a

Geneva watch, by which the mightier machine is regulated.

Occasionally a woman enters the field of masculine

endeavor and keeps pace with the strongest; but such

cases are rare exceptions. The women who have really

taken high rank in art or literature may be counted on the

fingers of one hand, and those who have achieved anything

remarkable in the field of invention, science or government,

upon the fingers of the other.

"It is not good that man should be alone;" and it would not

be did he, like Cadmus' soldiers, spring full grown from the

earth. Man is the brain, woman the heart of the human

race. She is the color and fragrance of the flower, the

bright bow in the black o'erhanging firmament of life, the

sweet chord that makes complete the human diapason.

If woman is kept in a "state of subjection," as those who

are trying to drag her into court and force her to file a bill of

grievances against her companion assert, she is certainly

the proudest of earthly subjects. If she is a "slave"

she is bound with chains of her own forging and wears

them because she wills it. In obeying she rules, in serving

she leads captive her captor. Really she is the autocrat of

earth, the power behind the throne, the ruler of those who

rule.

In all life's battles woman's love is man's chief incentive, his

greatest guerdon of victory. For woman he bares his

bosom to every peril, braves every danger. It is for her that

he subdues the elements and searches out the hidden

treasures of earth; for her that he measures the stars and

determines the procession of the planets, for her that he

fills the world with art and luxury,--for her that he is a

creative god, rather than a destructive demon.

Woman is with us but not of us. She is in very truth "but

little lower than the angels," and we should not drag her

down to our level under pretense of lifting her to greater

heights. Give to her every possible advantage; open to her

every calling and profession that she cares to enter; accord

her all she asks, not grudgingly but cheerfully; but do not

force upon her "rights" she does not want, duties she

would shun, and which that beneficent God, who gave her

to us to civilize and humanize us, destined for our own

strong hands.

* * *

CHRIST COMES TO TEXAS.

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