VII

There flourished in the village life of Washington two old blokes--no

other word can properly describe them--Jack Dade, who signed himself "the

Honorable John W. Dade, of Virginia;" and Beau Hickman, who hailed from

nowhere and acquired the pseudonym through sheer impudence. In one way and

another they lived by their wits, the one all dignity, the other all cheek.

Hickman fell very early in his career of sponge and beggar, but Dade lived

long and died in office--indeed, toward the close an office was actually

created for him.

Dade had been a schoolmate of John Tyler--so intimate they were that at

college they were called "the two Jacks"--and when the death of Harrison

made Tyler President, the "off Jack," as he dubbed himself, went up to the

White House and said: "Jack Tyler, you've had luck and I haven't. You must

do something for me and do it quick. I'm hard up and I want an office."

"You old reprobate," said Tyler, "what office on earth do you think you are

fit to fill?"

"Well," said Dade, "I have heard them talking round here of a place they

call a sine-cu-ree--big pay and no work--and if there is one of them left

and lying about loose I think I could fill it to a T."

"All right," said the President good naturedly, "I'll see what can be done.

Come up to-morrow."

The next day "Col. John W. Dade, of Virginia," was appointed keeper of

the Federal prison of the District of Columbia. He assumed his post with

_empressement_, called the prisoners before him and made them an

address.

"Ladies and gentlemen," said he; "I have been chosen by my friend, the

President of the United States, as superintendent of this eleemosynary

institution. It is my intention to treat you all as a Virginia gentleman

should treat a body of American ladies and gentlemen gathered here from all

parts of our beloved Union, and I shall expect the same consideration

in return. Otherwise I will turn you all out upon the cold mercies of a

heartless world and you will have to work for your living."

There came to Congress from Alabama a roistering blade by the name of

McConnell. He was something of a wit. During his brief sojourn in the

national capital he made a noisy record for himself as an all-round,

all-night man about town, a dare-devil and a spendthrift. His first

encounter with Col. John W. Dade, of Virginia, used to be one of the

standard local jokes. Colonel Dade was seated in the barroom of Brown's

Hotel early one morning, waiting for someone to come in and invite him to

drink.

Presently McConnell arrived. It was his custom when he entered a saloon to

ask the entire roomful, no matter how many, "to come up and licker," and,

of course, he invited the solitary stranger.

When the glasses were filled Dade pompously said: "With whom have I the

honor of drinking?"

"My name," answered McConnell, "is Felix Grundy McConnell, begad! I am a

member of Congress from Alabama. My mother is a justice of the peace, my

aunt keeps a livery stable, and my grandmother commanded a company in the

Revolution and fit the British, gol darn their souls!"

Dade pushed his glass aside.

"Sir," said he, "I am a man of high aspirations and peregrinations and can

have nothing to do with such low-down scopangers as yourself. Good morning,

sir!"

It may be presumed that both spoke in jest, because they became inseparable

companions and the best of friends.

McConnell had a tragic ending. In James K. Polk's diary I find two entries

under the dates, respectively, of September 8 and September 10, 1846. The

first of these reads as follows: "Hon. Felix G. McConnell, a representative

in Congress from Alabama called. He looked very badly and as though he had

just recovered from a fit of intoxication. He was sober, but was pale, his

countenance haggard and his system nervous. He applied to me to borrow one

hundred dollars and said he would return it to me in ten days.

"Though I had no idea that he would do so I had a sympathy for him even in

his dissipation. I had known him in his youth and had not the moral courage

to refuse. I gave him the one hundred dollars in gold and took his note.

His hand was so tremulous that he could scarcely write his name to the note

legibly. I think it probable that he will never pay me. He informed me he

was detained at Washington attending to some business in the Indian Office.

I supposed he had returned home at the adjournment of Congress until he

called to-day. I doubt whether he has any business in Washington, but fear

he has been detained by dissipation."

The second of Mr. Polk's entries is a corollary of the first and reads:

"About dark this evening I learned from Mr. Voorhies, who is acting as my

private secretary during the absence of J. Knox Walker, that Hon. Felix

G. McConnell, a representative in Congress from the state of Alabama,

had committed suicide this afternoon at the St. Charles Hotel, where he

boarded. On Tuesday last Mr. McConnell called on me and I loaned him one

hundred dollars. [See this diary of that day.] I learn that but a short

time before the horrid deed was committed he was in the barroom of the St.

Charles Hotel handling gold pieces and stating that he had received them

from me, and that he loaned thirty-five dollars of them to the barkeeper,

that shortly afterward he had attempted to write something, but what I have

not learned, but he had not written much when he said he would go to his

room.

"In the course of the morning I learn he went into the city and paid a

hackman a small amount which he owed him. He had locked his room door,

and when found he was stretched out on his back with his hands extended,

weltering in his blood. He had three wounds in the abdomen and his throat

was cut. A hawkbill knife was found near him. A jury of inquest was held

and found a verdict that he had destroyed himself. It was a melancholy

instance of the effects of intemperance. Mr. McConnell when a youth resided

at Fayetteville in my congressional district. Shortly after he grew up to

manhood he was at my instance appointed postmaster of that town. He was a

true Democrat and a sincere friend of mine.

"His family in Tennessee are highly respectable and quite numerous. The

information as to the manner and particulars of his death I learned from

Mr. Voorhies, who reported it to me as he had heard it in the streets. Mr.

McConnell removed from Tennessee to Alabama some years ago, and I learn he

has left a wife and three or four children."

Poor Felix Grundy McConnell! At a school in Tennessee he was a roommate of

my father, who related that one night Felix awakened with a scream from a

bad dream he had, the dream being that he had cut his own throat.

"Old Jack Dade," as he was always called, lived on, from hand to mouth, I

dare say--for he lost his job as keeper of the district prison--yet never

wholly out-at-heel, scrupulously neat in his person no matter how seedy the

attire. On the completion of the new wings of the Capitol and the removal

of the House to its more commodious quarters he was made custodian of the

old Hall of Representatives, a post he held until he died.

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