THE OLD RELIABLE

"Express train stalled in a snowdrift," said one. "The irascible old

white-haired gentleman in the Pullman smoker; the good-natured

travelling salesman; the wistful young widow in the day coach, with

her six-year-old blue-eyed little daughter. A coal-black Pullman

porter who braves the shrieking gale to bring in a tree from the

copse along the track. Red-headed brakeman (kiddies of his own at

home), frostbitten by standing all night between the couplings,

holding parts of broken steampipe together so the Pullman car will

keep warm. Young widow and her child, of course, sleeping in the

Pullman; white-haired old gentleman vacates his berth in their

favour. Good-natured travelling salesman up all night, making

cigar-band decorations for the Tree, which is all ready in the

dining car in the morning----"

* * * * *

"Old English inn on a desolate moor," said another. "Bright fire of

coals in the coffee room, sporting prints, yellow old newspaper

cutting framed on the mantelpiece describing gruesome murder

committed in the house in 1760. Terrible night of storm--sleet

tingling on the panes; crimson curtains fluttering in the draught;

roads crusted with ice; savoury fumes of roast goose, plum pudding,

and brandy. Pretty chambermaid in evident anxiety about something;

guest tries to kiss her in the corridor; she's too distrait to give

the matter proper attention. She has heard faint agonized cries

above the howling of the gale----"

* * * * *

"I like the sound of hymns," ventured a third. "Frosty vestibule of

fashionable church, rolling thunders of the organ, fringes of

icicles silvered by moonlight, poor old Salvation Army Santa Claus

shivering outside and tinkling his pathetic little bell. Humane

note: those scarlet Christmas robes of the Army not nearly as warm

as they look. Hard-hearted vestryman, member of old Knickerbocker

family, always wears white margins on his vest, suddenly touched by

compassion, empties the collection plate into Santa's bucket. Santa

hurries off to the S.A. headquarters crying 'The little ones will

bless you for this.' Vestryman accused of having pocketed the

collection, dreadful scandal, too proud to admit what he had done

with it----"

* * * * *

"Christmas Eve in the Ambrose Channel," cried a fourth. "A blizzard

blowing. The pilot boat, sheathed with ice, wallowing in the teeth

of the blinding storm, beats her way up to the lee of the great

liner. The pilot, suddenly taken ill, lies gasping on the sofa of

the tiny cabin. Impossible for him to take the great liner into

port; 2,000 passengers eager to get home for Christmas. But who is

this gallant little figure darting up the rope ladder with

fluttering skirts? The pilot's fourteen-year-old daughter. '_I_ will

take the _Nausea_ to her berth! I've spent all my life in the Bay,

and know every inch of the channel.' Rough quartermaster weeps as

she takes the wheel from his hands. 'Be easy in your mind, Captain,'

she says; 'but before the customs men come aboard tell me one

thing--have you got that bottle of Scotch for my Daddy?'"

* * * * *

"Big New York department store," insisted the fifth. "Beautiful

dark-haired salesgirl at the silk stocking counter. Her slender form

trembles with fatigue, but she greets all customers with brave,

sweet courtesy. Awful crush, every one buying silk stockings. Kindly

floorwalker, sees she is overtaxed, suggests she leave early. Dark

girl refuses; says she must be faithful to the Christmas spirit;

moreover, she daren't face the evening battle on the subway.

Handsome man comes to the counter to buy. Suddenly a scream, a thud,

horrified outcries. Hold back the crowd! Call a physician! No good;

handsome man, dead, murdered. Dark-haired girl, still holding the

fatal hat-pin, taken in custody, crying hysterically 'When he gave

me his name, I couldn't help it. He's the one who has caused all the

trouble!' Floorwalker reverently covers the body with a cloth, then

looks at the name on the sales slip. 'Gosh,' he cries, aghast, 'it's

Coles Phillips!'"

* * * * *

The gathering broke up, and the five men strolled out into the

blazing August sunshine. The sultry glow of midsummer beat down upon

them, but their thoughts were far away. They were five popular

authors comparing notes on the stories they were writing for the

Christmas magazines.

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IN MEMORIAM

FRANCIS BARTON GUMMERE

I often wonder what inward pangs of laughter or despair he may have

felt as he sat behind the old desk in Chase Hall and watched us

file in, year after year! Callow, juvenile, ignorant, and

cocksure--grotesquely confident of our own manly fulness of worldly

_savoir_--an absurd rabble of youths, miserable flint-heads indeed

for such a steel! We were the most unpromising of all material for

the scholar's eye; comfortable, untroubled middle-class lads most of

us, to whom study was neither a privilege nor a passion, but only a

sober and decent way of growing old enough to enter business.

We did not realize how accurately--and perhaps a trifle grimly--the

strong, friendly face behind the desk was searching us and sizing us

up. He knew us for what we were--a group of nice boys, too sleek,

too cheerfully secure, to show the ambition of the true student.

There was among us no specimen of the lean and dogged crusader of

learning that kindles the eye of the master: no fanatical Scot,

such as rejoices the Oxford or Cambridge don; no liquid-orbed and

hawk-faced Hebrew with flushed cheek bones, such as sets the

pace in the class-rooms of our large universities. No: we were a

hopelessly mediocre, well-fed, satisfied, and characteristically

Quakerish lot. As far as the battle for learning goes, we were

pacifists--conscientious objectors.

It is doubtful whether any really great scholar ever gave the best

years of his life to so meagrely equipped a succession of

youngsters! I say this candidly, and it is well it should be said,

for it makes apparent the true genius of Doctor Gummere's great

gift. He turned this following of humble plodders into lovers and

zealots of the great regions of English letters. There was something

knightly about him--he, the great scholar, who would never stoop to

scoff at the humblest of us. It might have been thought that his

shining gifts were wasted in a small country college, where not one

in fifty of his pupils could follow him into the enchanted lands of

the imagination where he was fancy-free. But it was not so. One may

meet man after man, old pupils of his, who have gone on into the

homely drudging rounds of business, the law, journalism--men whose

faces will light up with affection and remembrance when Doctor

Gummere's name is mentioned. We may have forgotten much of our

Chaucer, our Milton, our Ballads--though I am sure we have none of

us forgotten the deep and thrilling vivacity of his voice reciting:

O where hae ye been, Lord Randal, my son?

O where hae ye been, my handsome young man?

I hae been to the wild wood; mither, make my bed soon,

For I'm weary wi' hunting and fain wald lie doun.

But what we learned from him lay in the very charm of his

personality. It was a spell that no one in his class-room could

escape. It shone from his sparkling eye; it spoke in his

irresistible humour; it moved in every line of that well-loved face,

in his characteristic gesture of leaning forward and tilting his

head a little to one side as he listened, patiently, to whatever

juvenile surmises we stammered to express. It was the true learning

of which his favourite Sir Philip Sidney said:

This purifying of wit, this enriching of memory, enabling of

judgment, and enlarging of conceit, which commonly we call

learning, under what name soever it come forth or to what

immediate end soever it be directed, the final end is to lead

and draw us to as high a perfection as our degenerate souls,

made worse by their clay lodgings, can be capable of.

Indeed, just to listen to him was a purifying of wit, an enriching

of memory, an enabling of judgment, an enlarging of imagination. He

gave us "so sweet a prospect into the way as will entice any man to

enter into it."

He moved among all human contacts with unerring grace. He was never

the teacher, always the comrade. It was his way to pretend that we

knew far more than we did; so with perfect courtesy and gravity, he

would ask our opinion on some matter of which we knew next to

nothing; and we knew it was only his exquisiteness of good manners

that impelled the habit; and we knew he knew the laughableness of

it; yet we adored him for it. He always suited his strength to our

weakness; would tell us things almost with an air of apology for

seeming to know more than we; pretending that we doubtless had known

it all along, but it had just slipped our memory. Marvellously he

set us on our secret honour to do justice to this rare courtesy. To

fail him in some task he had set became, in our boyish minds, the

one thing most abhorrent in dealing with such a man--a discourtesy.

He was a man of the rarest and most delicate breeding, the finest

and truest gentleman we had known. Had he been nothing else, how

much we would have learnt from that alone.

What a range, what a grasp, there was in his glowing, various mind!

How open it was on all sides, how it teemed with interests, how

different from the scholar of silly traditional belief! We used to

believe that he could have taught us history, science, economics,

philosophy--almost anything; and so indeed he did. He taught us to

go adventuring among masterpieces on our own account, which is the

most any teacher can do. Luckiest of all were those who, on one

pretext or another, found their way to his fireside of an evening.

To sit entranced, smoking one of his cigars,[*] to hear him talk of

Stevenson, Meredith, or Hardy--(his favourites among the moderns)

to marvel anew at the infinite scope and vivacity of his

learning--this was to live on the very doorsill of enchantment.

Homeward we would go, crunching across the snow to where Barclay

crowns the slope with her evening blaze of lights, one glimpse

nearer some realization of the magical colours and tissues of the

human mind, the rich perplexity and many-sided glamour of life.

[* It was characteristic of him that he usually smoked _Robin

Hood_, that admirable 5-cent cigar, because the name, and the

picture of an outlaw on the band, reminded him of the 14th

century Ballads he knew by heart.]

It is strange (as one reviews all the memories of that good friend

and master) to think that there is now a new generation beginning at

Haverford that will never know his spell. There is a heavy debt on

his old pupils. He made life so much richer and more interesting for

us. Even if we never explored for ourselves the fields of literature

toward which he pointed, his radiant individuality remains in our

hearts as a true exemplar of what scholarship can mean. We can never

tell all that he meant to us. Gropingly we turn to little pictures

in memory. We see him crossing Cope Field in the green and gold of

spring mornings, on his way to class. We see him sitting on the

verandah steps of his home on sunny afternoons, full of gay and

eager talk on a thousand diverse topics. He little knew, I think,

how we hung upon his words. I can think of no more genuine tribute

than this: that in my own class--which was a notoriously cynical and

scoffish band of young sophisters--when any question of religious

doubt or dogma arose for discussion among some midnight group,

someone was sure to say, "I wish I knew what Doctor Gummere thought

about it!" We felt instinctively that what he thought would have

been convincing enough for us.

He was a truly great man. A greater man than we deserved, and there

is a heavy burden upon us to justify the life that he gave to our

little college. He has passed into the quiet and lovely tradition

that surrounds and nourishes that place we all love so well. Little

by little she grows, drawing strength and beauty from human lives

around her, confirming herself in honour and remembrance. The

teacher is justified by his scholars. Doctor Gummere might have gone

elsewhere, surrounded by a greater and more ambitiously documented

band of pupils. He whom we knew as the greatest man we had ever

seen, moved little outside the world of learning. He gave himself to

us, and we are the custodians of his memory.

Every man who loved our vanished friend must know with what

realization of shamed incapacity one lays down the tributary pen. He

was so strong, so full of laughter and grace, so truly a man, his

long vacation still seems a dream, and we feel that somewhere on the

well-beloved campus we shall meet him and feel that friendly hand.

In thinking of him I am always reminded of that fine old poem of Sir

Henry Wotton, a teacher himself, the provost of Eton, whose life has

been so charmingly written by another Haverfordian--(Logan Pearsall

Smith).

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