THE PERFECT READER

On Christmas Eve, while the Perfect Reader sits in his armchair

immersed in a book--so absorbed that he has let the fire go out--I

propose to slip gently down the chimney and leave this tribute in

his stocking. It is not a personal tribute. I speak, on behalf of

the whole fraternity of writers, this word of gratitude--and envy.

No one who has ever done any writing, or has any ambition toward

doing so, can ever be a Perfect Reader. Such a one is not

disinterested. He reads, inevitably, in a professional spirit. He

does not surrender himself with complete willingness of enjoyment.

He reads "to see how the other fellow does it"; to note the turn of

a phrase, the cadence of a paragraph; carrying on a constant

subconscious comparison with his own work. He broods constantly as

to whether he himself, in some happy conjuncture of quick mind and

environing silence and the sudden perfect impulse, might have

written something like that. He is (poor devil) confessedly selfish.

On every page he is aware of his own mind running with him, tingling

him with needle-pricks of conscience for the golden chapters he has

never written. And so his reading is, in a way, the perfection of

exquisite misery--and his writing also. When he writes, he yearns to

be reading; when he reads, he yearns to be writing.

But the Perfect Reader, for whom all fine things are written, knows

no such delicate anguish. When he reads, it is without any _arrière

pensée_, any twingeing consciousness of self. I like to think of one

Perfect Reader of my acquaintance. He is a seafaring man, and this

very evening he is in his bunk, at sea, the day's tasks completed.

Over his head is a suitable electric lamp. In his mouth is a pipe

with that fine wine-dark mahogany sheen that resides upon excellent

briar of many years' service. He has had (though I speak only by

guess) a rummer of hot toddy to celebrate the greatest of all

Evenings. At his elbow is a porthole, brightly curtained with a

scrap of clean chintz, and he can hear the swash of the seas along

his ship's tall side. And now he is reading. I can see him reading.

I know just how his mind feels! Oh, the Perfect Reader! There is not

an allusion that he misses; in all those lovely printed words he

sees the subtle secrets that a lesser soul would miss. He (bless his

heart!) is not thinking how he himself would have written it; his

clear, keen, outreaching mind is intent only to be one in spirit

with the invisible and long-dead author. I tell you, if there is

anywhere a return of the vanished, it is then, at such moments, over

the tilted book held by the Perfect Reader.

And how quaint it is that he should diminish himself so modestly.

"Of course" (he says), "I'm only a Reader, and I don't know anything

about writing----" Why, you adorable creature, _You_ are our court

of final appeal, you are the one we come to, humbly, to know

whether, anywhere in our miserable efforts to set out our unruly

hearts in parallel lines, we have done an honest thing. What do we

care for what (most of) the critics say? They (we know only too

well) are not criticising _us_, but, unconsciously, themselves. They

skew their own dreams into their comment, and blame us for not

writing what they once wanted to. You we can trust, for you have

looked at life largely and without pettifogging qualms. The parallel

lines of our eager pages meet at Infinity--that is, in the infinite

understanding and judgment of the Perfect Reader.

The enjoyment of literature is a personal communion; it cannot be

outwardly instilled. The utmost the critic can do is read the

marriage service over the reader and the book. The union is

consummated, if at all, in secret. But now and then there comes up

the aisle a new Perfect Reader, and all the ghosts of literature

wait for him, starry-eyed, by the altar. And as long as there are

Perfect Readers, who read with passion, with glory, and then speed

to tell their friends, there will always be, ever and anon, a

Perfect Writer.

And so, dear Perfect Reader, a Merry Christmas to you and a New Year

of books worthy your devotion! When you revive from that book that

holds you in spell, and find this little note on the cold hearth, I

hope you may be pleased.

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