CHAPTER XI.

PROGRESS OF THE MALADY.

Immediately after this second exhibition, the sales of poultry largely

increased. Everybody had now got fairly under weigh in the hen-trade;

and in every town, at every corner, the pedestrian tumbled over either a

fowl-raiser or some huge specimen of unnameable monster in chicken

shape.

I had been busy, and had added largely to my "superior" stock of

"pure-blooded" birds, by importations from Calcutta, Hong-Kong, Canton

and Shanghae, direct. In two instances I sent out for them expressly,

and in two or three other instances I had obtained them directly from on

shipboard, as vessels arrived into Boston and New York harbors.

I was then an officer in the Boston Custom-house,--a democrat under a

whig collector,--otherwise, a live skinned eel in a hot frying-pan. But

I found that my business had got to be such that I could not fulfil my

duty to Uncle Sam and attend appropriately to what had now got to be of

very much greater importance to me; and so I resigned my situation as

Permit Clerk at the public stores, very much to the regret of everybody

in and out of the Custom-house, and especially those who were applicants

for my place!

I had purchased a pretty estate in Melrose, and now I enlarged my

premises, added to my stock, and raised (during the summer and fall of

1851) over a thousand fowls, upon my premises. This did not begin to

supply the demands of my customers, however, or even approach it. And,

to give an idea of my trade at that period, I will here quote a letter

from one of my new patrons. It came from the interior of Louisiana, in

the fall of 1851.

"GEO. P. BURNHAM, ESQ., BOSTON.

"I am about to embark in the raising of poultry, and I hear of

yourself as an extensive breeder in this line. Do me the favor to

inform me, by return mail, what you can send me _one hundred pairs_

of Chinese fowls for, of the yellow, red, white, brown and black

varieties; the cocks to be not less than eight to ten months old,

and pullets ready to lay; say twenty pairs of each color. And also

state how I shall remit you, in case your price suits me, &c.

"---- ----."

I informed this gentleman that I had just what he wanted (of course),

and that if he would remit me a draft by mail for fifteen hundred

dollars--though this price was really too low for them--I would forward

him one hundred pairs of fowls "that would astonish him and his

neighbors." Within three weeks from the date of my reply to him, I

received a sight draft from the Bank of Louisiana upon the Merchants'

Bank, Boston, for fifteen hundred dollars. I sent him such an invoice of

fowls as pleased him, and I have no doubt he was (as he seemed to be)

perfectly satisfied that he had thus made the best trade he ever

consummated in the whole course of his life.

During the next spring I bred largely again, and supplied all the best

fanciers in New England and New York State with stock, from which _they_

bred continually during that and the succeeding year.

In the spring of 1852 the Mutual Admiration Society of hen-men got up

their _third_ show, at the Fitchburg Dépôt (in _May_, I think), where a

goodly exhibition came off, and where there were now fowls _for sale_ of

every conceivable color and description, good, bad, and indifferent. I

contributed as usual, and, as usual, carried away the palm for the

_best_ samples shown. And here was evinced some of the shifts to which

certain hucksters resorted, to make "the people" believe that white was

black, that they originally brought this subject before the public eye,

and that _they_ only possessed the pure stock then in the country.

Reverends, and doctors, and deacons, and laymen,--all were there, in

force. Every man cried down every other man's fowls, while he as

strenuously cried up his own. Upon one cage appeared a card vouching

for the fact that a certain _original_ Shanghae crower within it, all

the way from the land of the Celestials, weighed fourteen pounds and

three ounces, and that a hen, with him, drew nine pounds six ounces

(almost twenty-four pounds). When the birds were weighed, the first drew

ten and a half pounds, and the other eight and a quarter only. This

memorandum appeared upon the box of a _clergyman_ contributor, who had

understood that size and great weight only were to be the criterion of

merit and value thenceforward. Another contributor boldly declared

himself to be the original holder of the only good stock in America. A

third claimed to be the father of the current movement, and had a gilded

vane upon his boxes which he asserted he had had upon his poultry-house

for five years previously. Another stated that all my fowls (there

shown) were bred from _his_ stock. And still another proclaimed that the

identical birds which I contributed were purchased directly of him; he

knew every one of them. Finally, one competitor impudently hinted that

my birds actually then belonged to _him_, and had only been _loaned_ to

me (for a consideration) for exhibition on this occasion!

When the fair closed, however, the matter was all set right, as may be

gathered from the following extract from the official Report of the

third show, of the Committee of Judges, of which I was _not_ a member:

"At this third Boston Show," says the Committee, "the best and most

faultless descriptions of Red and Buff Shanghaes were shown by G.P.

Burnham, Esq., and others. And of the Cochin-Chinas, the specimens of

Geo. P. Burnham, etc., were each and all notable, and worthy of public

appreciation."

This was satisfactory to me, and I made the most of this "werry

fav'rable opinion" of the august Committee,--who added the following, in

their Report, in reference to the action of Southern purchasers:

"It seems, from reliable information received by members of the

Committee, that fowls raised in New England, and exported South,

attain to a much larger size, and are vastly more prolific, than in

our colder climate. This is specially so in reference to the

produce of stocks recently imported from the East, namely, the

Shanghaes, Cochin-China fowls, and others of larger varieties. _So

sensible have some of the most eminent Southern breeders become

that such is the case, that they are annually in the habit of

buying their young stock from the Northern States, and they find

the system profitable._ In this way, New England bids fair to

become the supply-market, in a great measure, for the South and

West."

This was beautiful! "_Annually_ in the habit." I liked _that_ portion

of it. And Southern buyers seemed to like it, too, judging from the

manner in which orders poured in upon us, after this gentle hint from

_such_ authority! I believe that the Chinese fowls really did better in

the South than they did with us, this way. At least, I _hope_ they did!

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