CHAPTER VI.

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Widow Zuma’s love adventures — Departure from Wow Wow — Arrival at

Coulfo — Civil war in Nyffé — Ceremonies observed by the people of

Coulfo at the end of the Rhamadan — Tornado at that place, and its

disastrous consequences — The Travellers quit Coulfo, and proceed on

their journey — The Author attacked with dysentery — His sufferings —

Noble conduct of Captain Clapperton towards him — They enter Zeg Zeg —

Arrive at Kano.

Whilst we remained in the city of Wow Wow, we were visited almost every

day by a widow lady, of Arab extraction, named _Zuma_ (_Honey_ in

English), between thirty and forty years of age, who, if one might be

allowed to judge from the remaining charms which were still visible in

her countenance, had been really beautiful in her younger years. This

individual was vastly rich, being the acknowledged mistress of a

thousand slaves; and from her excessive plumpness, and extraordinary

size, was the exact counterpart of our bulky friend Ebo, the fat eunuch

of Katunga. Zuma’s affection for my master and myself was unbounded, and

as it led to an adventure perhaps never equalled in novelty by any

incident that has occurred to Europeans in the bosom of Africa, I hope I

may be forgiven in attempting to trace its causes and effects, without

which my narrative would be incomplete; for they are so intimately

connected with each other, that it would be impossible to disunite them.

In order to give a clearer idea of the story, it will be necessary to

remark, that Zuma was married in early life to one of the principal

inhabitants of Wow Wow; but her spouse dying shortly after she had given

birth to a son, she was left immensely rich, and lived in almost regal

splendour in the native town of her deceased husband. Nature had endowed

Zuma with an active, restless, and ambitious mind; insomuch that not

long after she had become a widow, and before the regular term of

mourning had expired, her weeds were thrown aside, and she aspired to

the government of Wow Wow, by attempting to depose her sovereign. But

Mohammed, although an imbecile and superstitious prince, could

“Bear, like a Turk, no rival near his throne!”

and was roused into action at the threatening aspect his too powerful

subject had assumed. Instantly arming his vassals, he made a sudden and

unexpected attack on the slaves of the rebellious lady, who for want of

an efficient leader were put completely to the rout, though without

bloodshed, and Zuma herself taken prisoner. Whether it was owing to the

profound veneration in which that elegant lady’s charms were held by the

monarch, to the natural mildness of his disposition, or to the fear of

stirring up the people against him, I could not learn; but certain it is

that Zuma was pardoned, and set at liberty, after a confinement of only

one or two days; and though she had repeated her treasonable attempt

several times, even up to the period of our visiting the city, the same

amiable forbearance had been extended to her.

It was the misfortune of the far-famed Zuma to fancy herself, for no

reason in the world, to be extremely fair, and although she had

certainly passed the “Age of the Passions,” she took it into her head to

fall desperately in love with me, whose complexion, she affirmed,

rivalled her own in whiteness! The frequency of her visitations to our

house nourished the tender feeling, which was encouraged by Captain

Clapperton, who relished a joke with all his heart, and did his utmost

to inflame the lady’s passion, by passing a thousand unmeaning

compliments on the regularity of my features, and the handsomeness of my

person. “See what beautiful eyes he has,” observed the Captain; “if you

were to search from Badagry to Wow Wow, and from Wow Wow to Bornou, you

would not find such eyes.” For my own part I was but a novice in the art

of courtship, and imagining it to be altogether in jest, took little

pains to spoil the fun by shrinking from it. Besides, Zuma had behaved

remarkably well to us in sending, repeatedly, presents of provisions,

together with every luxury with which she was acquainted, and I was

rather glad than otherwise to have her for our guest,

------“For the heart must

Leap kindly back to kindness;”

and neither of us wished to offend a lady of her consequence by being

morose and unsociable in manners, or by repelling her advances with

ridicule and contempt.

For an hour together the widow would gaze intently on me, while the most

amorous glances shot from her large, full, and certainly beautiful eye,

which confused and disconcerted me not a little, even though I was

surrounded by strangers and in the heart of Africa; for I had been a

wanderer from my childhood, and had had but few opportunities of

mingling in the delightful company of the gentler sex in my own country,

and consequently was excessively bashful on coming in contact with

ladies, whether in the country of the Hottentots, or the birth-place of

the widow Zuma.

As for my master, he was sensibly delighted with these interviews, and

with his arms folded on his breast, while thick volumes of tobacco-smoke

rolled from his pipe, he with the most impenetrable gravity enjoyed the

scene, and looked as happy and as much at home as if he had been seated

by his friends in his native Scotland. After the widow’s departure, it

was his usual custom, tapping me on the shoulder, to ask how I felt my

heart, and observe what a boast I could make, on our return to England,

of so magnificent a conquest.

All this I took in good part for some days; but things beginning, at

length, to wear a more serious aspect than I had at first anticipated, I

was resolved to bring this whimsical courtship to a conclusion as

speedily as possible. I was the more inclined to do so, because I did

not wish to wound the feelings of even a _black_ lady (for black she

most certainly was, although not quite so deep a sable as the

aborigines), by trifling with them; nor did I forget the exclamation of

the frog in the fable:—“It may be sport to you, but it is death to us!”

Independently of the delicate state of my health, which incapacitated me

from carrying on so curious an amour with the spirit and gallantry it

required, I was positively afraid that, from the warmth and energy of

Zuma’s embraces, I should actually be pressed to death between her

monstrous arms! I was but a youth, and my short residence in the country

had certainly impaired a constitution originally robust and vigorous; by

reason of which I was sadly apprehensive that one of her Brobdignagian

hugs would send me into the other world with very little ceremony. These

reflexions I had seriously revolved in my mind; and on her next visit I

candidly told the widow by signs, words, and gestures, that I could not

love her; but she either did not or would not understand me. I remarked

that I should never choose a _black_ wife: she pointed to her face, and

said she was a _white_ woman. I then observed that it would be

impossible for me to exist in her country, the heat being insupportable.

Her reply was disinterested and tender:—“Then I will quit it, and follow

you to whichever part of the world you may be inclined to lead me.” Thus

beset on all sides, I hardly knew what to say next; but after a short

pause, summing up all my resolution, I gave my greasy inamorata a flat

refusal to see her again in the light of a lover, as it was out of her

power to awaken in my breast a corresponding sensation to that which

reigned in her own! and saying this I instantly left the apartment;

whilst Zuma, poor lady,

----“Rais’d a sigh so piteous and profound,

As it did seem to shatter all her bulk,

And end her being!”

I was surprised, however, to find that my cruelty had produced no

visible impression on the widow, and that her _heart_ was big in

proportion to the largeness of her _body_; for I discovered that she

could love _two_ individuals at the same time with as much ardour and

sincerity as _one_ only. Seeing all hopes of success effectually shut

out on my side, she had the good sense to discontinue her solicitations

(although she continued her kindness), and looked as tenderly on me as

ever; and applied herself strenuously to be on a more affectionate and

familiar footing with Captain Clapperton, whose favourable notice she

strove to attract by all the fascinating allurements she was mistress

of; and actually went so far as to bribe Pasko, our Houssa interpreter,

with a young and handsome girl for a wife, in order that he might use

his _powerful_ influence to bring the matter between my master and

herself to an amicable adjustment. The old libertine accepted the

present with rapture, which made the third or fourth spouse he had had

since leaving Badagry, but he was prudent enough to retain his counsel

within his own bosom.

A white husband and happiness were synonymous terms with the gentle and

delicate Zuma, and she grasped at even the shadow of it with an

eagerness and determination that caused her to overstep the boundaries

of that amiable modesty which is so pleasing and peculiar a

characteristic of her sex, whereby she did more towards injuring her own

cause than coyness or reserve would have done. The Captain carried on

the innocent game for some time, for we were greatly in want of

something to enliven us; and so romantic an adventure as this, in such a

place, and under such circumstances, caused us very many hours of

diversion, and was an amusing subject of conversation even up to the

period of my master’s last illness at Soccatoo.

Poor widow Zuma! I almost fancy I see her now, waddling into our house,

a moving world of flesh, “puffing and blowing like a blacksmith’s

bellows,” and the very pink and essence of African fashion. Her hair

used to be carefully dyed with indigo, and of a rich and vivid blue; her

feet and hands stained with hennah and an extraction of the goora-nut,

produced alternate streaks of red and yellow; and her teeth were also

tinged with a delicate crimson stain. In the adornment of her person,

likewise, the buxom widow evinced considerable taste. Her bared neck and

bosom were ornamented with coral and gold beads, which, contrasted with

the dingy colour of her skin, occasioned a truly captivating effect!

while a dress of striped silk, hanging in graceful folds from the waist

to the ancles, set off her _fairy form_ to the best possible advantage!

Thus beautified, the accomplished Zuma used to sit cross-legged on our

mat, and chewing the goora-nut, or a little tobacco-snuff, she was

without exception the most ravishing object that came across our path in

all our wanderings!

One day she invited my master to visit her at her own house, where she

took the opportunity of displaying to him her wealth and grandeur, the

number of her slaves, and her princely domestic establishment, all of

which the tempter assured him he should share with her if he would

consent to be her husband. No encouragement whatever was given to the

lady; but when Capt. Clapperton left the town for Boussa a short time

afterwards, Madam Zuma, dressed in her gaudiest attire, followed when he

had got about six miles on his journey, having called before she set out

to see me. On this occasion she wore a mantle of silk and gold, and

loose trowsers of scarlet silk, with red morocco boots; her blue head

was enveloped in the ample folds of a white turban, and she rode astride

on the back of a noble horse, which came prancing before the door of our

hut, decorated with a number of brass plates and bells, as well as a

profusion of charms or amulets enclosed in green, red, and yellow

leather. Her saddle-cloth was of scarlet, and the appearance of both

widow and horse was singularly imposing. In her train were many spearmen

on horseback, and bowmen on foot, with a band of musicians furnished

with drums, fiddles, guitars, and flutes, who continued playing till

their mistress was fairly out of the town. The widow briefly told me of

her intention to accompany Capt. Clapperton to Kano, &c. &c. which

eclaircissement startled me for an instant; but, putting on my most

serious look, I wished her a pleasant journey, and hoped I should

overtake her myself in a day or two. Zuma then took her leave, and the

whole cavalcade was quickly out of sight.

I was absolutely longing to learn the issue of this strange elopement of

Zuma’s; and was engaged in making preparations previously to my

departure for Coulfo, in Nyffé, when a message from the king, forbidding

my departure from Wow Wow, diverted me from my intention, and overturned

all my plans. I had an interview with the irritated Mohammed the same

day, and another on the following one; but my efforts to induce him to

change his resolution were abortive. He turned a deaf ear to all my

eloquence, and would not suffer me to quit the town for any

consideration; “For,” said the king, “your countryman has eloped with

the captious Zuma, who will raise up enemies, and make war upon me, if

she be not speedily checked; and the better way to accomplish this is to

detain you here with the baggage, which will bring back the ‘great white

man,’ and the widow will not be able to remain behind long after.”

In order to secure me the more effectually, our house was guarded by a

dozen soldiers, who had received strict injunctions not to let me escape

on any account. I contrived, however, to elude the vigilance of my

keepers, and, taking with me a boy only twelve years of age, who had

assisted me in making my escape, I hastily mounted my Yariba pony, and

was on the road to Boussa in an instant.

At sunset I crossed the Menài, a branch of the Quorra, leading to the

island; and after landing shortly entered the city. As soon as I was

recognized as one of the strangers, a good house was immediately

prepared for my reception, and I was presently honored with a visit from

the king and queen, who informed me that my master had left Boussa, and

that, if I were to travel all night, it would be impossible to overtake

him before the next morning; they would therefore insist upon my

remaining and sleeping in the city. My royal visitors staid with me a

considerable time, and the queen gave directions about my supper, and

even assisted to prepare it with her own hands.

A multitude of the usual questions were put to me by their majesties,

which, on account of my almost total ignorance of the language in which

they were uttered, I was not very well qualified to answer; but,

notwithstanding this inconvenience, we succeeded in making ourselves

pretty well understood; and from the excessive kindness, and watchful

anxiety to anticipate my wants, displayed by the king and his royal

consort, it was evident that I was a great favourite with them.

The queen had certainly not much of the widow Zuma about her, either in

appearance or manners; being delicate in person, and possessing a native

dignity and gracefulness of mien that could not fail to please. The

features of the royal couple bore a closer resemblance to the European

than the negro cast, and might be styled handsome, even in England;

besides which an ineffable sweetness shone upon the countenance of

Medàki, the queen, and there was an agreeableness in the innocent

freedom of her deportment that captivated me at first sight. A tear of

pity trembled in the expressive eye of Medàki, when, observing my

emaciated looks, and surveying me from head to foot, she enquired if I

had a mother in my own country; and when I answered that I had not, she

said, “Poor white man! then who have you at home to talk about you, and

make fetishes for your preservation whilst you remain away?” I was

certainly not prepared to meet with such extraordinary kindness at

Boussa; and it shows the great revolution that has taken place in the

opinions of the people since Mr. Park’s appearance in the interior.

I had been extremely unwell before leaving Wow Wow; and my rapid journey

on the back of a lean horse, without saddle or bridle, had nowise

improved my health; fatigue also had rendered me so sleepy that after

supper I could with difficulty keep my eyes open, and my answers to the

queries of the royal pair were given at random. It was in vain that I

bit my tongue and lips, and used every other means I could devise in

order to arouse myself from the stupid state I was in; the inclination

to slumber overcame them all, and at last I fell fast asleep. On awaking

in the night I found myself alone, with a solitary lamp burning in my

apartment; and was informed, an hour or two afterwards, that their

majesties, as soon as they saw me fairly insensible, had left me in the

care of two slaves, and returned to their own abode, after expressly

desiring them to make no noise that might awaken me. Next morning I went

to the king to apologize for my unintentional breach of etiquette; and

shaking hands with the royal couple, who wished me every happiness, I

returned to Wow Wow (whither I had learnt Captain Clapperton had also

gone back), in company of two armed men, who had been furnished as a

protection against highway robbers, with which the road was declared to

be infested. On my arrival in the city, I found that my master had

entered it but a few minutes before, but had not seen the fat widow

during his absence.

A short time only had elapsed before we resolved to go to the king; and

being ushered into an apartment, found the important personage yawning

from the effects of his afternoon’s nap. The Captain was the fittest

person in the world to deal with the African rulers. The first thing he

did was to shake hands affectionately and heartily with the sullen

Mohammed, covering his face at the same time with smiles and looks of

joy on seeing him again; but the king accepted the compliment with just

so good a grace as a growling mastiff would receive the caresses of a

person against whom he bears a grudge; neither willing to bite the hand

that pats its big head, nor wishing to be altogether on a friendly

footing with its suspected friend. “What pleasure it gives me to see you

again,” said my master; “I have not beheld so handsome a face as yours

since leaving the city. I suppose you did not think it safe to send my

baggage after me; and am therefore come to fetch it myself. I have seen

the king of Boussa, who, with the Medàki, gave so very favorable an

account of you, that really I am filled with admiration for your talents

and virtues; and am sure there cannot be your equal in the whole

country.” All this the great man listened to with a deal of attention,

and one could perceive plainly enough that the sternness of his features

gradually gave place to a softer and kindlier expression; indeed, from

the commencement of the above well-timed encomium, a smile overspread

his sable countenance which promised the most flattering results. His

majesty then, with the utmost dignity, detailed his reasons for the line

of conduct he had been obliged to adopt, in consequence of his belief

that the Captain and the rebellious Zuma had entered into a conspiracy

to usurp his authority; that when their treasonable object should be

accomplished, he would be put out of the way, in order that my master

might take the reins of government into his own hands. He added that the

widow had been guilty of similar unlawful practices before, but had

failed in her attempts; and that notwithstanding the lenity with which

she had been treated, her thoughts were perpetually employed in devising

means for the execution of her ambitious designs; and she had moreover

threatened him unceasingly with raising an army to overcome and destroy

him. As this was spoken with an air of great solemnity, and towards the

latter part of it with emotion, which was plainly evinced by his tears,

my master thought proper to disclaim, with correspondent energy and

seriousness, the imputations on his own character, by professing himself

a total stranger to the widow’s movements from the time of his departure

from Wow Wow; and as for deposing so powerful a prince as Mohammed, and

taking Zuma to wife, such things were altogether beyond his ambition;

and he ridiculed the very idea of it. He therefore hoped that the king

would no longer refuse his permission for the party under his (Captain

Clapperton’s) command, to go on immediately, as he had bargained with

the chief of the Houssa caravan to convey the goods to Kano, and he was

impatiently waiting his arrival at the ferry. The old gentleman,

however, was not quite so easily prevailed upon as we had anticipated;

and in all probability was smitten with the widow’s charms himself; for

he declared with firmness, that until the absent lady returned, both my

master and myself must abandon all thoughts of proceeding on our

journey, or of again leaving Wow Wow. Further cajolery, we knew, would

have been superfluous, so we were obliged to make a virtue of necessity,

and wait patiently the re-appearance of our affectionate friend, the

amiable Zuma. To our infinite joy that circumstance took place on the

5th of April, the day after our conference with the prince; the widow

had not been able to meet with the object of her tender solicitude, and

hearing that he had re-visited Wow Wow, agreeably to the prediction of

Mohammed, returned to that town in much the same order as she had

quitted it about a week before, without discovering the slightest

symptoms either of disappointment at the ill-success of her jaunt, or

fear for having so egregiously offended her sovereign.

Like most of her sex, however, Zuma knew perfectly well how to adapt her

conduct to circumstances, and was, moreover, complete mistress of the

art of dissimulation and deceit; for no sooner had she entered her own

habitation, than her splendid habiliments were instantly thrown aside,

and a dress of common country cloth substituted in their stead. Thus

meanly attired, she paid her respects to Mohammed in our presence, and

saluted him by falling on her knees, with her elbows to the earth,

while, supporting her head on the palms of her hands, she shed a whole

river of tears. Surely

“Heav’n gave to woman the peculiar grace

To spin, to weep, and cully human race.”

The great man looked sternly on her at first; but whose heart could be

proof against _so much_ loveliness in distress, and in that humiliating

posture? Anger forsook his brow, as the prince of Wow Wow requested the

repentant woman to rise; and simply upbraiding her for disregarding his

authority and threatening to subvert his government, he shook hands, and

desired her to go her way, but be more cautious of offending him in

future. The widow accordingly left the house, and shaking the dust from

her feet in token of bravado, cast a “longing, lingering look

behind;”—and we saw no more of the generous, the kind-hearted, the

affectionate, the ambitious, but above all the enormous widow Zuma!

This singular adventure, although it caused us to laugh heartily, had

been of a much more serious nature than we could have foreseen, and had

given us much unnecessary trouble, as well as occasioned some days’

delay; but when it was thus satisfactorily terminated, we resolved to be

more guarded in encouraging, even in jest, the advances of the African

belles, as our lives might thereby be endangered, by exciting the

prejudices of the people against us. The widow being returned, and

having promised to abide in peace, his majesty of Wow Wow offered no

further impediment to our departure, and we quitted his capital on the

following day.

After passing through three or four insignificant villages, inhabited by

_Cambrie_, we arrived at Comoe, a good-sized town, about half a mile

from the ferry, in which we remained three days, as Captain Clapperton

was too weak and ill to proceed at an earlier period.

On the 10th we crossed the Quorra, running in a southerly direction,

which is full of diminutive islands, and about the width of the Thames

at Westminster. We had now left the Borghoo country, and were treading

on the soil of Nyffé; and notwithstanding the unfavorable account every

where received of the rapacity, dishonesty, and injustice of the natives

generally, we ever found them strictly honorable in their dealings

towards us, good-natured and cheerful; and were always ready not only to

do a benevolent action, but willing to sacrifice personal comfort to our

accommodation.

At one o’clock we entered Galloway, a village about eight miles from the

Quorra, where we changed carriers, and reaching another village called

Yowta, slept there for the night. Iron is found in abundance on and in

the neighbouring hills, and requires very little labour in procuring it.

The plains and borders of the river were cultivated with yams, millet,

the plantain, &c. We observed numerous nests of termites (the white

ants) at and near Yowta, reared by those formidable insects to the

almost incredible height of twenty feet. These immense anthills were

constructed of earth or clay, divided into distinct apartments, which

evinced considerable ingenuity, and at a distance greatly resembled the

huts of the natives.

The country traversed was exceedingly populous, and on the eleventh the

villages lay at no greater distance from each other than two miles; at

every one of which we were obliged to change carriers, and this caused

us infinite trouble and great delay. The chief of the Houssa caravan

also began to equivocate, raising a thousand obstacles in our way, and

did all in his power to detain us on the road as long as possible, in

order that he might avoid the Falatahs, who were then at Coulfo, making

preparations for their return to Soccatoo.

On Wednesday the 12th we crossed a stream, over which was thrown a

wretched and insecure bridge, the first we had seen in the country, and

constructed of branches of trees, covered with a thick layer of clay;

and on reaching a village at a short distance from the spot, all our

carriers, as if by instinct, simultaneously dropped their burdens, and

scampered off as fast as if they had been running for their lives. In a

few moments we were surrounded by great numbers of the male inhabitants

of the place, who were armed with bows and arrows; and, pretending not

to understand a word of the Houssa language, the fellows snatched up the

deserted property, and before we had time to prevent them, or ask what

they intended doing, went off with it at an inconceivable rate, we

following on horseback, till tired and out of breath, the blacks halted

at another assemblage of huts on the banks of the same stream we had

crossed the preceding day, forming a portion of Tabria. Resting there

for a short period, the good-natured people voluntarily caught up the

baggage a second time, and passing with all haste over a bridge to the

opposite side of the river, finally stopped in front of the house of one

of the head men of the place.

The village forms the remaining part of the before mentioned town, with

which it is connected by a miserable old bridge, and it contains a great

population.

Coming at length to an explanation with the martial carriers of our

baggage, we had it lodged in a large empty hut for the night; but the

fellows returned to their town very much dissatisfied with the trifle

with which they were remunerated; for they had hoped that on entering

Tabria the property would have become their own.

Tabria consists of two towns, lying on the margins of a stream or river

called the May-yarrow, which are connected together by a wooden bridge;

and both places may contain eighteen thousand inhabitants. They are

occasionally visited by the sovereigns of Nyffé.

An exterminating civil war had been raging in the kingdom, and was still

in active operation at the period of our arrival; one party of the

natives siding with Edrisi, a pagan, the rightful heir to the throne of

his deceased father; and the other leaning on the side of Mohammed, a

Mussulman, who had disputed his brother’s right of succession. By far

the major part of the people, being pagans, were decidedly in favour of

the former prince; but the other having invited the Falatahs to his

assistance, had completely beaten his less fortunate brother, and it was

generally expected that in the next campaign Edrisi would be driven from

the country; or, if taken prisoner, decapitated without mercy. A

cessation of hostilities had been resolved on by the belligerent parties

on the day we entered Tabria; but the contest would be resumed, it was

affirmed, after the rains.

The queen dowager of Nyffé, a decrepit and infirm old lady, one of whose

eyes had been accidentally shot out of her head by an arrow, resided at

Tabria, with the head wife of Mohammed. That prince himself was at a

place three days’ journey from the town; and the old queen having

intimated to Captain Clapperton, that it would be well for him to visit

her son, before he quitted the country, with a suitable present, my

master thought proper to accede to the wishes of the queen mother; and

leaving me in charge of the baggage, &c. carried his intention into

effect on the 21st of April.

During the Captain’s absence I used daily to take a ramble on the

borders of the May-Yarrow, and amuse myself with my gun, plenty of game

existing in the vicinity. The river is serpentine, and of irregular

breadth; in some places so narrow that a person may easily jump across,

and at others widening from twenty to thirty yards; its depth generally

fluctuating between eight and twelve feet. Thousands of monkeys inhabit

the leafy branches of the trees that overhang the stream; and play all

manner of mischievous tricks on the people who may venture to stroll in

that direction. Going one day with the design of shooting guinea-fowl, I

unintentionally killed two of these little animals, and wounded a third,

which fell, apparently dead, at my feet. I took them to our lodgings,

and the hostess immediately offered forty cowries for each of them; but,

perceiving signs of life in the wounded monkey, I kept it, with the

intention of ascertaining whether it would recover, and spared her the

slain ones. The good woman, having skinned and broiled the animals, sat

down to partake of them with two or three of her neighbours, and after

making a sumptuous repast, declared the flesh to be sweeter and richer

than that of any animal with which she was acquainted. One of our

landlady’s guests, falling in love with the living monkey, took the

liberty of stealing it in the night, when, no doubt, it shared the fate

of its companions.

On the 24th the usurper’s eldest daughter paid me a visit, bringing with

her a present of yams and rice; and being a very agreeable girl, I

solicited her so pressingly to take tea with me, that the princess

accepted the invitation, after which we took a walk together through the

town, arm in arm, _à l’Europe_. The inhabitants of Fabria stood staring

at us with open mouths, for some seconds, and wondering greatly what

could be the meaning of so singular a custom, when they set up so

astounding a roar of laughter, as put her royal highness fairly out of

countenance; and I was obliged to re-conduct her to our lodgings with

the utmost haste. On entering them, I made her a trifling present, with

which she was infinitely pleased; and the princess of the powerful

kingdom of Nyffé went away dancing, singing, and capering, and promised

to honour me with another visit on the morning of the next day.

The Falatahs left Coulfo for Soccatoo the day after our arrival at

Tabria, with a thousand slaves, some of whom were partizans of Edrisi,

who had been taken prisoners by that prince. Besides this, they

compelled Mohammed to present them with four hundred tobes, which with

the slaves they took to Sultan Bello, as a partial recompence for the

services they had rendered his cause in the late desolating campaign.

Mohammed, called by his people the _Magee_, was a most cruel and inhuman

prince, and the greatest scourge that had ever afflicted his country. He

had poisoned, it was confidently reported, a younger brother and two of

his sons, for having ventured to express their opinion against his wild

and inordinate ambition, in attempting to rule the kingdom against the

interests and inclinations of the people; and because they, in common

with their countrymen, hated the Falatahs most cordially, for the

willingness and alacrity they had ever displayed to embroil Nyffé in

civil war, to the advancement of their own influence, and the

aggrandizement of their own power.

The war was still raging in Nyffé on my return to that country from

Houssa, with far different prospects. The pagan brother, Edrisi, had

recovered from the effects of his defeats, and gained important

advantages over Mohammed and the Falatahs, his allies. This good success

was owing to a large body of men having come to Edrisi’s assistance from

Benin, and inspired with fresh courage his disspirited followers. These

individuals had proceeded up the Quorra in canoes, and landed at

_Mulagee_, a small town in Nyffé situated on the banks of that river; a

junction was then immediately formed with the pagan natives of the

country, and an attack made on the Mussulmans with European muskets, a

great number of which they had brought with them; when the latter, with

the Magee at their head, were defeated with dreadful slaughter, and the

Falatahs being the objects against whom the fire-arms of the people of

Benin were more particularly directed, very few of them, comparatively

speaking, escaped with life. The week before I revisited Tabria,

Mohammed had experienced another signal overthrow, and it was generally

believed by the inhabitants that the remnant of the Falatahs, who had

been so roughly handled, would be obliged to abandon Nyffé in a few

days, and return, discomfited, to Soccatoo, in which case Edrisi would

reign in the kingdom, and Mohammed either follow the Falatahs, or lose

his life by remaining behind.

On the 25th Captain Clapperton returned from the camp of Mohammed, and

on Tuesday the 2nd of May we proceeded on our journey by a path winding

along the delightful banks of the May-yarrow. Passing near to Gonda, a

walled village, and crossing a broad but shallow stream, we entered by

one of the gates into the town of Coulfo, which is distant from Tabria,

in a direct line, only four miles.

Coulfo is the most considerable market town in Nyffé, and the general

emporium of that part of Africa. It contains between fifteen and sixteen

thousand _resident_ inhabitants, and, like most towns of any

consideration or extent in the country, is surrounded by a high wall,

outside of which is a deep and broad ditch.

The May-yarrow flows by the wall of the town, and is a source of much

comfort to the inhabitants, particularly by reason of its imparting an

agreeable coolness to the atmosphere, which is very desirable in the

heat of the day. Markets are daily held at Coulfo, and an immense

variety of articles, of native and foreign manufacture, are exposed for

sale in them. Traders resort in vast numbers from Bornou and Soccatoo to

the north and east, and from the sea coast to the west, with the produce

and manufactures of their respective countries, for which they find

ready buyers in the town. Slaves, horses, asses, and horned cattle, are

brought from every part of Africa, as well as silk, wrought and

unwrought, cotton, natron, beads, turbans, scarlet caps, goora nuts,

malaguetta pepper, red wood, &c.; the traffic in which is carried on to

an indefinite extent.

The inhabitants of Coulfo, like the natives of many parts of the ivory

and gold coasts, anoint their bodies with softened clay, or pounded wood

of the same colour, with which a little grease is invariably mixed. They

are principally Mahommedans, and perform a few of the rites and

ceremonies prescribed by the prophet, such as praying a given number of

times in the day, frequent lustrations of the hands and face, and a

rigid adherence to the fast of the Rhamadan. In other respects, however,

they do not conform to the moral precepts of the Koran, drunkenness

being their ruling passion; and so addicted are they to falsehood and

deception, and so generally prevalent are these vices become, that all

sense of their impropriety is lost amongst the people, and it is not

considered discreditable for the most respectable individuals in the

town to practise these arts upon each other. Theft also may be said to

be encouraged, in some degree; for, like the ancient Spartans, parents

praise the spirit and ingenuity of the junior branches of the community

who pilfer articles of trifling value from their neighbours, without

being detected in the act.

The females set off their charms to the best advantage, by staining

their hair, teeth, hands, and feet, in a similar manner to that of the

widow Zuma, which has already been described. This practice, which is

common to all ranks, and without adhering to which beauty cannot exist

in their eyes, in all probability is derived from the Moors or Saracens,

many of whose habits were copied by the natives at the time of their

irruption into the country, and still maintain the ascendancy which they

at first assumed. The more glaring the colour of the dye on the persons

of the _fair_ sex, the more fascinating is the object in the eyes of the

men of Coulfo—hence the pains every young woman takes to attract the

admiration and win the love of her male companion by bright blue hair,

red teeth, yellow hands, &c.; but above all, by keeping her body supple

and yielding by the use of red clay. It is hardly possible to conceive

the jealousies, and the thousand other afflicting passions that spring

up in the breast of a lady, if the person of another excels her own in

brilliancy of colouring. I have seen the poor things shed floods of

tears on this account; and on one occasion, in particular, was greatly

moved at observing a girl of our landlady’s acquaintance sighing and

sobbing in a corner of our room, because _Nuggree_, her lover, had told

her a few minutes before, that her teeth were not quite of so bright a

red as those of her female companion!

Whilst we remained at Coulfo, a messenger from our friend, the king of

Boussa, arrived with a present of a beautiful little mare for my master,

accompanied by a female slave, who brought butter and rice from the

Queen to Captain Clapperton and myself. His majesty had desired the man

to caution us against partaking of any food that might be sent from the

female relatives of the usurper of Nyffé, it being their avowed

intention to poison us by that means. This information, joined with

other circumstances, rendered us infinitely more suspicious than we had

previously been, and obliged us to use greater caution in accepting

presents of provisions from doubtful quarters. From that time it was our

usual custom to interrogate the individual bringing butter, &c. and if

he evinced the least reluctance to answer our questions, or betrayed the

slightest symptoms of fear or timidity in our presence, he was compelled

to eat part of the suspected articles himself, and in case of refusal,

dismissed with a severe whipping, and his presents thrown away. We found

this plan extremely serviceable to us, if we might be allowed to judge

from the hasty retreat of more than one of these good-natured

individuals.

The new moon, to catch a glimpse of which every eye in Coulfo was on the

stretch, was seen on Tuesday the 8th of May, and her first appearance

welcomed by a flourish of trumpets from the inhabitants.[3] This

concluded the fast of the Rhamadan; and the following day was kept as a

holiday for feasting and rejoicing by every individual in the place,

amongst all classes, and of every sect and party,—thousands of both

sexes from the neighbouring towns and villages flocking into it, in

order to participate in the festivities and amusements of the occasion.

Men and boys, old women and young maidens, slave and free, Mahommedan

and Pagan, forgot all distinctions of rank, and difference in age and

modes of worship,—and joining in the song and the dance, drank palm-wine

and _booza_ together, and before the morning was well over, all hands

became comfortably drunk. Groups of persons might be seen in the

afternoon, rambling from one end of the town to the other, dancing,

capering, tumbling, and hallooing, some reeling to and fro, scarcely

able to stand, others insensible from excessive intoxication; some flung

into the river by their boisterous companions, and dragged out again

half drowned; some smiting their breasts, and calling upon the name of

the Prophet; others hurrying about in every direction; fighting,

praying, laughing, weeping; but all, from the governor and his ladies to

the meanest bondmen and slaves,—all drunk in a greater or less degree.

It was now inexpressibly—insufferably hot; not a single zephyr panted

upon the motionless trees, and the intensity of the sun’s rays

threatened to set fire to the tenantless huts of the inhabitants. About

five or six o’clock a sultry haze obscured the firmament, which

dispersing some time afterwards, a solemn, fearful calm succeeded, and

continued for an hour or two, the people still enjoying their noisy

revelry, and loud bursts of merriment resounding from every quarter of

the town. We, apprehensive of what was to come after, kept our eyes

intently fixed on the eastern horizon, and at length espied a small dark

cloud slowly rising from that quarter of the heavens. Immediately after

the appearance of this object, faint flashes of lightning, and distant

peals of thunder following in rapid succession, convinced us that a

tornado was approaching. The people at last understanding these

symptoms, all was hurry, bustle, and confusion, in a moment—the music

and dancing suddenly ceased—the drunken became sober—a deep, wild,

thrilling cry was raised by the women, and answered by screams of

affright from the children and young persons. Meanwhile, the peals of

thunder became infinitely louder and more appalling, and the lightning

more intensely vivid than before: the clouds in the east gradually

rolling towards the zenith in denser and heavier masses, a large portion

of the heavens was presently clothed in almost midnight darkness, when

the western horizon suddenly opened, and a sea of liquid fire streaming

from that direction, added a sterner and yet more dreadful grandeur to

the firmament, exposing by its yellowish glare all the horrors and

blackness of the scene. The sable curtain that overhung our heads, was

rent asunder shortly after with a frightful explosion, causing the earth

to tremble and shake as if the Almighty had set his foot upon the world,

and reproached the people for their wickedness; while the shuddering

war-cry, and the tumult and wailings of the multitude, mingling with the

hollow blast of the tempest, produced on us an indescribable effect, and

awoke in me an exalted, but painful and tremulous emotion of soul, that

had nearly overpowered me.

To increase the consternation that was depicted on every countenance,

the town of _Balì_, containing eleven hundred houses, and situated about

half a mile from Coulfo, was set on fire by the lightning; and the

piercing cries of its terrified inhabitants floating dismally into the

latter town, were re-echoed by thousands of human voices, which produced

a concert of melancholy sounds, that caused even the domestic animals to

shrink with fear.

The hurricane and rain at length ceased, the noise of the people was

hushed into silence, and the tempestuous elements sank from horrid

sublimity into their previous state of awful repose. I have witnessed

many tornados in other parts of the globe;

“But never till that night, never till then,

Did I go through a tempest dropping fire.”

Next morning I took a walk through the town, and in the country in its

vicinity: the air, as it generally is after such visitations, was

delightfully fresh and pleasant, but the earth was covered with

afflicting proofs of the tremendous power of the storm; superb trees,

through the trunks of which, if scooped out, a coach might easily pass,

were torn up by the roots, and their gigantic branches shivered into

splinters; whilst others were indeed standing, but scathed and blackened

from the effects of the lightning, and entirely stripped of their

verdant foliage. Fragments and roofs of huts, many of them yet

smouldering, were scattered in every direction; and here and there the

dead body of a bird or beast, which had perished the preceding night,

might be met with.

The destitute inhabitants of Balì came to Coulfo, the day after their

town had been reduced to ashes, to tell their simple tale of distress,

and solicit the assistance of their more favoured neighbours. I was

pleased to see their story listened to with tears, and their sorrowful

condition ameliorated, with a benevolence and zeal that effectually

covered the bad qualities of the people of Coulfo, and made one forget

for a moment that they possessed any. In a conversation with one of the

sufferers in the ill-fated town, I learned that several mothers had

perished in the flames, while in the act of escaping from them with

their tender offspring slung to their backs; and it was supposed that

many of the male sex had shared in the like calamity, as they were

missing, and no intelligence whatever had transpired respecting them.

One individual, bowed down with years, had snatched up in his arms a

little boy who was crossing his path, screaming with terror; but, just

as he had reached the outskirts of the burning town, and was

congratulating himself on his good fortune, in having preserved his own

and the child’s life so unexpectedly, a moving mass of fire, whirled by

the wind, suddenly fell upon him, and both he and his charge were

scorched to death, in sight of their sorrowing relatives.

The town of Balì soon rose from its ruins, and the people, by their

merriment and vivacity, seemed to forget, a month or two afterwards,

that any such calamity had befallen it.

The country for miles round Coulfo is studded with walled towns, open

villages, and clusters of houses; and so jealous are the inhabitants of

one of these places of the superiority, imaginary or real, whether as

regards personal bravery or success in slave-catching, of another, that,

like the natives of rival parishes in Cornwall, before the introduction

of Methodism into that county, or the different sects and orders which

agitate Ireland at the present time, formally challenge each other, and

meet by appointment to try the prowess and superiority of their

respective parties. On such occasions, the combatants arm themselves

with bludgeons, bows and arrows, and spears; and the conflict is, in

almost every instance, prosecuted with the bitterness and animosity of

the most ruthless savages, frequently terminating in the death or

capture of numbers of each party, when the latter are uniformly sold

into slavery. Just at the period of our arrival at Coulfo, the

inhabitants of the walled town of Koofoo, situated but a short distance

from the former place, having captured and sold, contrary to custom, the

wife of a man belonging to a neighbouring village, who was supposed to

have been slain in one of these engagements, a mutual system of

retaliation and petty warfare was the consequence, which had embroiled

all the country in domestic dissensions; and their war-cry, of all

sounds, next to their death-yell, the most truly terrific, could be

distinctly heard at our lodgings in Coulfo every evening. A person

connected with either of the disturbed towns could not venture out

alone, or unarmed, without exposing himself to be shot at or pierced by

his inveterate antagonists, who made it a constant practice to prowl

about the country, and spring, tiger-like, upon any unsuspecting victim

whom pleasure or business had induced to quit the boundaries of his

native village. These intestine commotions, united to the formidable

civil war that was desolating the kingdom of Nyffé, had caused the minds

of the people to be in a perpetual state of fermentation and alarm,

occasioning their angry and incited passions to have the ascendancy over

their milder virtues; and to this cause is attributable, more than to

any other, the absence of that kindness and hospitality, amongst the

natives generally, which were so cheerfully bestowed upon us in the less

civilized kingdoms of Yariba and Borghoo,—although even the people of

Nyffé were by no means destitute of the gentle charities of life.

The severe and continued indisposition that both my master and myself

experienced, obliged us to remain in the city of Coulfo six or seven

weeks; but, getting better at the termination of that period, we

departed on the nineteenth of June, and passing through Koofoo, where we

slept, and several other villages, encamped outside the walled town of

Bullabulla on the 21st of the same month. At that place I was attacked

with dysentery, a truly frightful disorder, that causes hope to die

within the patient, and puts him altogether out of the love of life. The

pain it occasioned me was so great, and its effects so distressing, that

I was unable to keep a regular journal of occurrences until my arrival

at Kano. On the road to that city my sufferings were too acute to be

described; and it was not unusual for me to lag behind the rest of the

party, and, dismounting from my horse, to roll myself in the dust, in

the hope of relieving the agony of the moment, where I remained panting

on the naked earth, till my master, alarmed at my long absence, would

light large fires, by the smoke of which I was directed to his resting-

place. On entering the tent, it was my custom, without uttering a word,

to fling myself on a mat, and, embracing my pillow,[4] to sleep, or

rather _endeavour_ to sleep till morning. By this means I acquired a

habit of groaning in my slumbers, of which I could not completely divest

myself, even for some months after my return to England. Whenever we

came to a stream which was too deep to ford, and unfurnished with a

ferry-boat, being too weak myself to swim, my generous master used to

take me on his shoulders, and, oftentimes at the imminent risk of his

own life, carry me in safety to the opposite bank.

We journeyed over a wooded and partially cultivated country, through

several populous walled towns and open villages, and arrived at Guâri,

in Kashna, on Monday the 3d of July.

Leaving that place on the following Friday we continued our course, and

entered the western gate of Zaria, a considerable Falatah town, and the

capital of the province of Zeg Zeg, on Monday the 10th.

The country to the eastward of the town was unspeakably fine, and almost

clear of wood; and looked as fresh and beautiful as the richest parts of

England in the summer months. Plantations of rice and cotton; fields of

undulating corn; meadows covered with a lovely verdure; and gentle

slopes with herds and flocks grazing and browzing on them, looked as

picturesque and rural as any landscape I had beheld in my own, or indeed

any other country.

We remained at Zaria a week, when we again set out; and traversing a

country charmingly diversified by hills and dales, streamlets of water,

groves of superb trees peopled with birds of the gayest plumage, and

enclosures of Indian corn, yams, indigo, the cotton plant, wheat,

millet, &c. we arrived at Kano on Thursday the 20th of July.

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